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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Hmmmm…
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I can’t seem to turn off bold now…
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OK, So I can…
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This is me. Captain Silicate, I’ve decided to be known as Rub El Hizb for a while.
It’s a bit like the artist formerly known as prince.
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Oops, forgot to change my link.
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Blue
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Behe’s off his box more like.
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Cute
hmmmm….
U+06DE
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Bloody hell Captain. How come you’re so chirpy on a Saturday morning :)
Do they put something in the water Down South?
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Alchemist,
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Of course I’m chirpy this is the start of a lovely 3 day weekend.
I have a good visit from Aunty Stella yesterday and that’s set me up right as rain.
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Hmmmm – see your point :) but morning! eeew :)
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Saturn’s Day = Saturday
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Oh yeah, it’s Cinco de Mayo. I can’t believe I forgot that.
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Well, it’s also Unremunerative Occupation Day.
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Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA May 5th, 2007 at 2:20 am
Aristotle are you for real?
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Yes, I am quite real. I do exist…I hope.
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What if I’m not real?
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What if what we think is reality is really a perfectly produced computer simulation, and we’re really just used for batteries for robots who took over the world when our technology became self-aware because we were so advanced that we could make artificial intelligence which means they were self-aware like us, and I think this is a run-on sentence.
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PS BOLD ITALICIZATION!!!!
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Aristotle,
Isn’t that the plot for The Matrix?
Perhap it is all true and the robots have tried to bury the truth by making it in to a bunch of ridiculous movies.
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Do you think you can avoid my trap? THINK AGAIN!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Begin trap here
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Ûž May 5th, 2007 at 11:05 am
Aristotle,
Isn’t that the plot for The Matrix?
Perhap it is all true and the robots have tried to bury the truth by making it in to a bunch of ridiculous movies.
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Yes! Exactly!
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Hoist by my own petard!
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Well done matey
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Make sure you set the trap again!
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
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YES, OMFSM, IT’S BOLD ITALICIAZATION!!!!
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I mean…ITALICIZATION!!
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OK.
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I have a question to all who wish to answer:
Which would you rather be? Safe or free?
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I mean, safe by our standards or free by our standards. No one is ever really safe, and everyone is free to make some choice. (Join me or die. Well, death is a choice, after all is said and done.)
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(Albeit, it’s not a very good one.)
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Can I have an easier question?
I drank too much at the earthly beer volcano last night and my head doesn’t feel very well!
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@Booty – Here is an easy question just for you:
Do you like beer?
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I bet you can answer that one.
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@ Aristotle!
Hahaha!
Yep – I can manage that one!
I do like beer, and wine, and spirits, not so keen on Cider.
Still waiting for Beastly Rich to send me some of his homebrew :)
I am now going to go to bed and rest my poor liver.
I took a photo specially for you the other day of a bust of your namesake – I shall get it uploaded and send you a link :)
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Hey everybody. Been gone for a while. A little thing I like to call prioritizing.
That movie was worth the 15 seconds i had to cut out of my Queen listening.
RAmen
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Hi, Your Holiness!
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I have a list of questions now. Here they are:
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1 Would you rather be safe or free?
2 Is eating whipped cream right out of the pressurized can great or what?!!
3 How many fingers am I holding up?
4 What if FSM was one of us?
5 Coke or Pepsi?
6 What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
7 Cats or dogs?
8 Would you rather be stupid or have AIDS?
9 There is some new (like, quite recently discovered) evidence suggesting that the New World was discovered before Columbus (or the Vikings or whoever else comes to mind) got there. Who am I talking about?
10 What other questions should be added to the List?
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>:0===Q<
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@Booty May 5th, 2007 at 1:33 pm “…I do like beer, and wine, and spirits, not so keen on Cider.”
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The natural cider of Asturias (Spain), in bottles of 75cl, to be served with a large distance between bottle and (broadly shaped!) glass, is an absolute must! Difficult to find outside that region though… Cheers, matey!
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@Aristotle May 5th, 2007 at 3:20 pm “I have a list of questions now. Here they are:
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10 What other questions should be added to the List?
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11 What name(s) should we call people who like to annoy other people with question lists?
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Cheers, Aristoteleeee!
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@Lambic – What a great question! We could call them…um…um…oh, I know! We could call them the greatest, bestest, most wonderfullest, awesomest, wonderful people, EVER!!
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Just like…
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…BOLD ITALICIZATION!!!!
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Woohoo, oh yeah! That’s right!
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BOLD ITALICIZATION!!!! = people who like to annoy other people with question lists
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1 Would you rather be safe or free?
2 Is eating whipped cream right out of the pressurized can great or what?!!
3 How many fingers am I holding up?
4 What if FSM was one of us?
5 Coke or Pepsi?
6 What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
7 Cats or dogs?
8 Would you rather be stupid or have AIDS?
9 There is some new (like, quite recently discovered) evidence suggesting that the New World was discovered before Columbus (or the Vikings or whoever else comes to mind) got there. Who am I talking about?
10 What name(s) should we call people who like to annoy other people with question lists? (provided by Lambic)
11 What other questions should be added to the List?
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PS It would be nice to get some answers as well :)
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Holy guacamole, OMFSM! My mom just got a Toyota Prius! Today! Drove up with it ten minutes ago!
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Now, I can say the car gets like 60 miles to the gallon. Rather than 25.
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A PRIUS!
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Everyone should get a Prius.
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Prius = BOLD ITALICIZATION!!
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What is the preferred car of a pirate?
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I have posted almost 100 times in the past 6 days. I have problems :D
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Make that 87 times, including this one.
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Another luney Professor
God Exists! Math Proves It!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIvnX0JxmBM
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I see Noodly appendages all over Tipler’s blackboard!
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Test yourself: Are you intelligent or stupid? The Holy Test!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fWIjP5aJ-Y&mode=related&search=
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To Aristotle… RAmen to your mom for getting a Prius!! Everyone should be commuting in those — there is NO EXCUSE for SUV’s in the 21st century.
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I think the preferred car of a pirate is Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. He’s a boating car as well as a darn cool regular car.
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Here’s another question for your list:
12) Why is Keith Richards still alive?
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Happy Sun Day!
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Today is Lag b’Omar!
And this day is unofficially named Valetudinarianism Day!
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Have a vehement Valetudinarianism Day!
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The List by Aristotle and Company:
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1 Would you rather be safe or free? (desperate for answers)
2 Is eating whipped cream right out of the pressurized can great or what?!!
3 How many fingers am I holding up?
4 What if FSM was one of us?
5 Coke or Pepsi?
6 What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
7 Cats or dogs?
8 Would you rather be stupid or have AIDS?
9 There is some new (like, quite recently discovered) evidence suggesting that the New World was discovered before Columbus (or the Vikings or whoever else comes to mind) got there. Who am I talking about?
10 What name(s) should we call people who like to annoy other people with question lists? (provided by Lambic)
11 Why is Keith Richards still alive? (provided by Wench Beth)
12 What other questions should be added to the List? (currently not accepting answers)
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I will inform everyone when 12 is accepting answers.
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I wish I had a hybrid Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
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