Woah….that is just so..so…dumb. Really, it is. I hope no one actually thinks that that graph has any purpose, or credibility. Global warming and pirates have nothing in correlation. The reason global temperatures have increased is due to (not only just greenhouse gas, which actually do not contribute much overall) the earth’s natural process of heating and cooling. Pirate numbers have decreased because the practice is far less accepted and is more easily restricted. I don’t mean to sound rude, well actually I do. That’s bullshit, all of it. Seriously. I’d rather you believe in no higher power, and have good morales, than worship dinner.
-sean
Whats a Gal got to do to get touched around here?
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@Wench Mother Earth-In-Training “Darn, I thought no one could see me. Oh, well, being the Earth-Mother-in-Training that I am, what does it matter? ;) So, who are you, ‘?’?”
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Only the Disciples know that much ;)
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@Look at Me I’m Sandra Dee Apr 25th, 2007 at 1:14 pm “Whats a Gal got to do to get touched around here?”
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Earn the title of Wench through showing sense of humour combined with some genuine thinking ;)
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@Alchemist Apr 25th, 2007 at 1:14 pm ”
*Quietly ignoring the fact that if the English get there first the place will be full of Stella Artois tins and everyone will be having a fight*
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What do the Brits see in one of Belgium’s worst pilseners? It’s the only beer I hear Belgian complain about because it give them headaches (except the steady Stella drinkers, but they’re a different type of beer drinkers)… beats me… Belgium has over 1000 beer “labels”, and of all those… :(
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Sandra Dee,
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Are you this Sandra Dee: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandra_Dee
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Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Apr 25th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Sandra Dee,
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Are you this Sandra Dee: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandra_Dee
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That’s me I’m Sandra Dee!
Captain. Will you and Jean touch me? Please? Pretty please?
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Sandra,
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It’s not that you’re 65 five years old that bothers me (happy birthday as of 2 days ago). But its that you’ve been dead for two of those years.
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You’ll have to get me a shed load more drunk than I am before I start any shennanigans.
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I also assume you’re some pervy troll and actual a 18 stone lorry driver from Doncaster with tattoos.
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So thanks, but no thanks.
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@Look at Me I’m Sandra Dee Apr 25th, 2007 at 1:36 pm “Will you and Jean touch me? Please? Pretty please?”
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Aim higher: aim for the FSM’s touching!
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RAmen!
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Can we please ban Sandra Dee’s posts? Or just ignore her? She’s giving me the creeps.
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@JB: that’s even more stupid! But I like those riddles ;)
@Captain: yes, we already had necrophilia in another thread ;) But otherwise, I welcome Zombies at this site, Trolls are cute, too, aren’t they Alchemist?
Hi Sandra *wink*
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Well, here’s another:
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A stick I found that weighed two pound:
I sawed it up one day
In pieces eight of equal weight!
How much did each piece weigh?
(Everybody says “a quarter of a pound”, which is wrong.)
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To Jean Bart… each piece weighs less than a quarter pound because you’ve lost all the sawdust in sawing!
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Hi to you too Lilith!
These other folks aren’t very friendly for some reason. I don’t know why either?
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@Wench Beth Apr 25th, 2007 at 2:06 pm “To Jean Bart… each piece weighs less than a quarter pound because you’ve lost all the sawdust in sawing!”
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Yup. Or as the exact answer goes:
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In Shylock’s bargain for the flesh was found
No mention of the blood that flowed around:
So when the stick was sawed in eight,
The sawdust lost diminished from the weight.
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Another one by Lewis Carroll, of course… ;)
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@Sandra: just get used to the humor, then you’ll love them ;)
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JB where do you get all those!! You’re a well of poetry! Hah, I have my nice one again today… enjoy everyone! Won’t last long!
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@Lilith Apr 25th, 2007 at 2:23 pm “JB where do you get all those!! You’re a well of poetry! Hah, I have my nice one again today… enjoy everyone! Won’t last long!”
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Errm… I actually HATE poetry, but I LOVE light verse. Those come from “The Humorous Verse of Lewis Carroll” (Dover, ISBN 0-486-20654-8)
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I just like funny poetry, like Schiller ‘the clove’ (no idea if there is a translation somewhere) or dark things from Goethe or Fontane. But I would never take a poetry book and read it ;)
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Lilith “Trolls are cute, too, aren’t they Alchemist?”
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I think trolls are a much maligned creature. They pose no real danger to people as long as they are kept fed and watered (or, more technically – ‘beered up’)
In fact trolls perform a valuable service to society at large. With many notable contributions to the arts and humanitarian causes over the years.
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whoever believes in that shit is a fucking moron… you are going to burn in hell!
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you are mocking the lord jesus christ and everything that stands for him
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Hi Wally. Would you like to touch me? I like being touched.
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@Lilith – Yes! It is a shadow! ;)
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Here’s another:
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What does man love more than life,
Fear more than death or mortal strife,
What the poor have, the rich require,
And what contented men desire,
What misers spend, and spendthrifts save,
And all men carry to the grave?
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Two (2) decrees today:
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1) Walter is on the Naughty List, and he shall be excommunicated from the Southwestern Orthodox Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages if he keeps up his bad behavior.
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2) Today is Wednes Day, and it shall be celebrated however you wish.
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His High Mightiness,
Hierophant Aristotle I
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All this Christian hate mail is pretty sad, I mean couldn’t we get hate mail from a muslim, Jew, or even a Buddist? I think all these stupid Christians should shut up and accualy look at their religion. Upon seeing all the flaws and problems will probably happy join us and be touched by His Noodly Apendage
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To Hierophant Aristotle I…
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What does man love more than life,
Fear more than death or mortal strife,
What the poor have, the rich require,
And what contented men desire,
What misers spend, and spendthrifts save,
And all men carry to the grave?
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Nothing!
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Well said young Walter. Now come and sit on old Phil’s lap and let me share in thy righteous anger.
Wiggle a bit! Better.
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@Aristotle & Beth: knew the answer, but wouldn’t have been fair, cause I knew this one ;)
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Good riddle – one flaw that I can see with me priestly eye.
What if the man was fighting a heathen on a cliff (I’m assuming the man is Godly).
The Heathen trips and starts to fall. The Godly man, naturally, reaches out to save him (for are not all souls precious to our heavenly Father)
The Heathen, having no moral compass save his carnal desires, pulls the Godly man with him.
They both fall into the sea and drown – the bodies are never recovered.
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In that case could it not be said that the man did, indeed, carry a heathen to the grave?
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@Concerned Pastafarian: Yes, where are the Muslims? They don’t seem to live up to their expectations! Buddhist… okay, nobody expects any hatred from them ;)
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Lilith – not all Buddhists – the 1995 Tokyo Underground Sarin attack was perpetrated by the Japanese Aum Shinrikyo group.
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The basis of their philosophy was Buddhist. Not entirely representative I suppose.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aum_Shinrikyo
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@ CNS TBHNA – I dropped my longer name for now. I’ll bring it out when I’m feeling Frisky! ;) And I daren’t have more letters than you! You have the best name!!!
@ everyone – I missed all the action today! Urgh! Oh well, maybe someone will be playing in a little while…
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OK, here is another riddle:
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In marble walls as white as milk,
Lined with skin as soft as silk,
Within a fountain crystal clear,
A golden apple does appear.
No doors are there to this stronghold–
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
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@Phil – Yes, but the heathen isn’t the Godly man’s possesion: I think that “all men carry nothing to the grave” is supposed to mean that no one brings his or her material belongings to his or her death.
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I mean afterlife.
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@ Aristotle – I know the answer to this one, but I’ll leave it for a bit so other people can play!
Phil did give it a good go though! Got to commend his creativity! :)
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“Global warming and pirates have nothing in correlation. The reason global temperatures have increased is due to (not only just greenhouse gas, which actually do not contribute much overall) the earth’s natural process of heating and cooling.”
GET A SENSE OF HUMOR!! Of course global warming & pirates have nothing 2 do w/ each other! The whole thing is a rather funny joke!
GET A BRAIN!! Greenhouse gas DOES contribute to global warming a lot! Also, there is nothing NATURAL about global warming it’s our (humans) faults that pollution is causing the atmosphere to thicken and not letting out enough of the suns rays causing the earth to warm up causing the glaciers to melt and so forth
Aristotle,
the answer is an egg u can accually find the same riddle in the dragonology book
here is one 4 u
though i cannot bring you heart or health
many men think me wealth
as cold as stone, yet harder too
you find me where you hear “I do”
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@Aristotle
I think everyone will get that simply because of the presence of a similar one in “The Hobbit.” However:
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Three Daughters
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Jim: Hey! How have you been?
Sam: Great! I got married and I have three daughters now!
Jim: Really? How old are they?
Sam: Well, the product of their ages is 72, and the sum of their ages is the same as the number on that building over there…
Jim: Right, ok … oh wait … hmm, I still don’t know.
Sam: Oh, sorry, the oldest one just started to play the piano.
Jim: Wonderful! My oldest is the same age!
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How old are the daughters?
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FSMKidd
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though i cannot bring you heart or health
many men think me wealth
as cold as stone, yet harder too
you find me where you hear “I doâ€
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Easy – a Lawyer :)
(or diamond) I’ll stick with Lawyer.
Where is Thumper anyway?
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That’s just what the Noodly one wants you to think.
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Well, Aristotle is disappointed now: he can’t get onto “You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh?” where it seems everyone has been posting. How strange….
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Anyone else thinking of sending in a new hatemail so we have a fresh thread to destroy?
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hi sandra dee. would you like to touch me? i like being touched.
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hi sandra dee. would you like to touch me? i like being touched.
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hi sandra dee. would you like to touch me? i like being touched.
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@ ihatemyspace – Go for it!!! These threads are getting long and slow…
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@Aristotle
Happens sometimes. Try getting in using another browser. Often fixes the problem/glitch.
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@ Aristotle – Wench Nikkiee is correct! She is a fine wench! ;) Most people have the best luck with Firefox.
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Alas, I am doomed to suffer….Does anyone no what this means:
new FastInit(OnLoadUtils);
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Maybe I could be a saint.
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Or a martyr. How do I become a martyr?
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