Woah….that is just so..so…dumb. Really, it is. I hope no one actually thinks that that graph has any purpose, or credibility. Global warming and pirates have nothing in correlation. The reason global temperatures have increased is due to (not only just greenhouse gas, which actually do not contribute much overall) the earth’s natural process of heating and cooling. Pirate numbers have decreased because the practice is far less accepted and is more easily restricted. I don’t mean to sound rude, well actually I do. That’s bullshit, all of it. Seriously. I’d rather you believe in no higher power, and have good morales, than worship dinner.
-sean
My name speaks for itself, everything added would be an unnecessary waste of words! Who knows how long we still have them! We have to take responsibility and reserve our words!
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I have to admit, this coming from a woman isn’t very trustworthy, is it??
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@ Lilith – Wahahaha! Yeah, we do talk a lot as a rule!
@ Supreme High Priestess – Done! I’ll try it and see how I like it! I’m proud of every part of it!!
Must find something for lunch….
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eek -huge names :)
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@Supreme High Priestess Elizabeth of the Venerated Native American Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages – The name isn’t copyrighted or anything :)
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@Red DutchPasta Kidd – Might I still refer to you as Saint Red DutchPast Kid of the Southwestern Orthodox Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages? :)
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@Sister Sally – Hello :)
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@Everyone – When speaking directly to me, you say “Your High Mightiness…” When speaking of me, to another, you say “His High Mightiness…” Understand? >:0===Q
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Wow, six hours and then another three with no posts….
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The site was down for some hours… at least for me, your Highmightywhateverness! ;)
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Oh, I guess there was a recent comment on another post. I meant comment, not post, in my last comment.
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@Lilith – If it’s too hard to write my whole name, you could just copy and paste. That’s what I do for long names. :)
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Maybe, I should abbreviate my name to HHMHAIoSWOCoFSM&HNA. Anyone think so?
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Nope, never mind, I don’t like it.
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it’s soooo quiet
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I’ve got a riddle…
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Only one colour, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
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What is it?
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His High Mightiness, Hierophant Aristotle I of the Southwester Orthodox Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages
Apr 24th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
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@Red DutchPasta Kidd – Might I still refer to you as Saint Red DutchPast Kid of the Southwestern Orthodox Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages? :)
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Of course you may high mightiness. I, Saint Red DutchPasta Kidd won’t mind at all. (PS it’s Kidd after the great captain of old)
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Happy Wednesday, Pastafarians!
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Happy wednesday to you too, is there a celebration for wednesdays? can we invent one now if there isn’t?
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Being all mystery, having no determined location, I’m actually flying (wifi does quite a job these days) above the border of a 100 mile of flowered desert, where I see a tiny little house, with a tiny little garden, and there… a magnificent naked woman dancing to the sun, waving two bushes of tumbleweed. No doubt, this must be Albuquerque, NM!
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Oops! This distracting sight almost caused me to collide with a mass of noodles, coming from the opposite direction… ooh, it’s already gone. So is the dancing woman: the sightings in the blue sky will have scared her away…
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That’s right folks, the sun rises early for active people!
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/25/cloud_jesus/
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treat yourself, have a laugh to start the day
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@? ;)
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@Aristotle:I know, I know!! eh, eh ,eh!! Shadow?! It’s a shadow, isn’t it`?
Couldn’t copy yesterday, dunno why, but also had to reboot… some pc trouble.
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I clearly saw the FSM in the clouds!!
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Anyone heard the news? An Earth-like planet has been discovered (or M-class for the Trekkers)
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6589157.stm
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I say sod the Pirate Ship, let’s save-up for a spaceship. This place is crap – let’s all wreck another planet :)
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Damn – forgot about time-zones. The Aussies will know about it already. I bet the worlds first lager powered spaceship has left already. Perhaps that’s what The Sydney Opera House really was :)
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I posted this link to a few friends yesterday but think it should have a larger audience.
It’s from “Spitting Image” a UK comedy from the ’80s.
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When the Pope learns that Jesus has returned (note – Pope John Paul II not the new one)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ7elKNfSpc
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Yohohooo! Up to space! let’s seek out new Pirates and new civilized Pasta recipes!
I’m on board!
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Another riddle:
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Dreaming of apples on a wall,
and dreaming often, dear,
I dreamed that, if I counted all,
-How many would appear?
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@Aristotle Apr 24th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
I’ve got a riddle…
Only one colour, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?
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Whatever you want it to be :)
Meet you at the airport :)))
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@Jean Bart Apr 25th, 2007 at 7:39 am
“How many would appear?”
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4 apples
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@Alchemist Apr 25th, 2007 at 6:57 am
“Damn – forgot about time-zones. The Aussies will know about it already.”
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Of course :)
Who are we playing now?
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Jean Bart.
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Two (you’re counting all)
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com’on Ozzy
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I think with SA on 94 for 7 in the 28th you might have a chance with this match :)
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We don’t want to come across as too arrogant now do we ;) It’s in our nature to give everyone a sporting chance :)
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Oh Aristotle!
Don’t tell me you sleep as well?
I’ll…I’ll…I’ll…well I just will ;)
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@JB don’t get that apple thing. Why two??
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All we need is something brave to work with. *sniff*
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Gee!
It’s kind of slow here isn’t it?
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Lilith – not sure if it is two but the way I read it
“…if I counted all, -How many would appear?”
was the number of times all came up – once from all and once in wall.
I’m probably wrong – I do tend to see the most obscure connections but miss the glaring ones.
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Come on Ozzy.
“It’s in our nature to give everyone a sporting chance :)”
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Sadly not as much as it appears to be in our nature :(
I’ve never understood the quaint English phrase “It’s not the winning, it’s the taking part that matters”
Like bollocks it is!
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Hrm, “Seriously. I’d rather you believe in no higher power, and have good morales, than worship dinner.” Assuming you’re a christian, which I take it by flaming our site, you’re. According to your incorrect beliefs you’re supposed to spread the word of God, not accept that other people don’t believe him, so c’mon pick a religion and go with it, don’t half ass it. Secondly, harassing all of us violates multiple christian beliefs and thus, you have sinned according to your fake religion. It’s probably you won’t repent for your sinful actions and thus are going to hell in either religion.
Have fun with strippers with STD’s and flat beer, i’ll be rolling in the pretty ones who’re clean chugging beer like a madman. I’ll pray you convert to pastafarianism so that you’re saved by The Noodley One.
RAmen,
Blake The Noodley One’s Disciple.
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@Alchemist *banging my head* good one! Got it! And I was sooo proud that I figured out the shadow :(
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Solution: ten!
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That’s me. I’m Sandra Dee
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“Being all mystery, having no determined location, I’m actually flying (wifi does quite a job these days) above the border of a 100 mile of flowered desert, where I see a tiny little house, with a tiny little garden, and there… a magnificent naked woman dancing to the sun, waving two bushes of tumbleweed. No doubt, this must be Albuquerque, NM!
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Oops! This distracting sight almost caused me to collide with a mass of noodles, coming from the opposite direction… ooh, it’s already gone. So is the dancing woman: the sightings in the blue sky will have scared her away…”
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Darn, I thought no one could see me. Oh, well, being the Earth-Mother-in-Training that I am, what does it matter? ;) So, who are you, ‘?’?
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Aaargh JB
“and dreaming often, dear,”
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Good one :)
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To Jean Bart… can you please explain the answer (ten) to the apple riddle? Also, I can’t figure out the first one:
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Only one colour, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?
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Can you tell us the answer to that one too, please? Thanks!
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To Alchemist… I just read your post about the newly-discovered M-class planet! (I couldn’t get on here yesterday — I think the server was messed up.) That is incredible news and if we can invent a flying pirate ship, like Captain Hook had, perhaps we can get there first and claim it in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!
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Anyone’s that is longer than mine is too damn long.
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Oh yeah and no one should have more letters in their name than me either.
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RAmen
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@Alchemist Apr 25th, 2007 at 12:32 pm “Aaargh JB “and dreaming often, dear,†Good one :)”
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Good one, but not mine: it’s from Lewis Carroll!
@Wench Beth With The Veeeery Long Name: it’s said to be a SHADOW. Did you check the mysterious stranger’s utterings about New Mexico, somewhat erlier in this thread?
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@Wenchie Beth
Ooops, yopu already did ;)
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“you”, not yopu… aargh!
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Beth – I say we get a wiggle on. If the Aussies beat us to it the place will be full of XXXX tins.
*Quietly ignoring the fact that if the English get there first the place will be full of Stella Artois tins and everyone will be having a fight*
(apart from us Tykes, of course, we’ll be sat in a huddle complaining about the lack of rain and taking the piss out of everything and everyone not related to Yorkshire :) )
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