Woah….that is just so..so…dumb. Really, it is. I hope no one actually thinks that that graph has any purpose, or credibility. Global warming and pirates have nothing in correlation. The reason global temperatures have increased is due to (not only just greenhouse gas, which actually do not contribute much overall) the earth’s natural process of heating and cooling. Pirate numbers have decreased because the practice is far less accepted and is more easily restricted. I don’t mean to sound rude, well actually I do. That’s bullshit, all of it. Seriously. I’d rather you believe in no higher power, and have good morales, than worship dinner.
-sean
Hmmm – does someone think we’re being silly? For shame :) I promise not to do it again (*mwahahahahahaha – got my fingers crossed*)
Yours, with affection
Captain Wobblegut III of Effingem
King Own Light Cheese Spread Regiment
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How could you all change your names! That’s silly, I would NEVER do such a thing!! More maturity here: pass the rum!
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I ask you Lilith – the cheek of some of these youngsters today{hands on hips, bottom lip out}
Here we are, professionals all – captains of industry, Nobel Laureates, Popes even! Hell, even a couple of Gods and Goddesses turned up. They accuse such a distinguished gathering of minds of “foolishness”!
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I’m stunned! Oh sorry, here’s the rum. I spat in it by the way!
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As long as you didn’t pee in it, I’m fine. I wouldn’t even mind that, alcohol is a very good disinfectant.
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spit laden rum…… that qualify as a cocktail?
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Hi Spider. You have a good trip?
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Hey yeah – stick an umbrella in it and flog it for 3 quid a shot :) While phlegm last!
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AARRRGHH! I should’ve known: NEVER eat something while visiting this site! never! Stupid me!
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Last trip – I quit the job, sick of missing stuff, not to mention the conversation here!.
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Right pass me another rum and a fundi to play with, mwahahahaha!
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@ Navigator Spider – Welcome back! How are you doing?
@ Pope Goddess – “Erm, no offence, but they’re are no demons in My head?
I’m truly sorry if there are demons in your’s.
Just always be careful not to speak for everybody, we are all of our own.
We just happen to relate with each-other.” My statement was not intended to be serious – the dangers of a blog or e-mail, you don’t get facial expressions. It was intented to be more along the lines of the rampant silliness of the rest of the thread.
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Don’t listen to this Pope Goddess-fraud, Rowdy! I’m a demon and I am in everybodys head! (just have to pass some nude pix around!) hehehe! Nobody escapes!
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@ Lilith – Thanks! Be careful mentioning nude pix on this site though – you’ll get some pirates quite excited! :)))))
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Let them have their little joy ;) they don’t know I am really a 300 pound male with ugly rash all over my hairy body!!
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Bahahahahahahaha!!!! Good one! :P
Off for a bit; back in a while…
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Hi Spider – ocean survey vessel wasn’t it?
Sounded like a dream but I imagine the reality wasn’t sipping Rum con Spittle cocktails whilst entertaining the exotic beauties from the local belly-dancing school.
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What do you fancy now? Any plans?
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Hmmm Lilith – hairy body eh :)
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“I am in everybodys head! (just have to pass some nude pix around!) hehehe! Nobody escapes!”
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Sounds like a nice little earner Lilith.
Given me the idea for a new business plan. =)
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Alchemist: “Hmmm Lilith – hairy body eh :)”
I knew you would be jealous ;P
Toni “Sounds like a nice little earner Lilith.
Given me the idea for a new business plan”
Not as good as it used to be, the internet is pretty much filled up with stuff like that ;)
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@ Lilith – It certainly is! I made the mistake of going to venganza.com – oh boy! Not fun with a 13-year-old watching. Oh well…I have the link up in my Firefox toolbar so I never pay attention to the addy for this site! Live and learn I guess…
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interesting site! thanks for the link… wonder if it includes some of Lilliths pics:-)
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Alchemist, yep, no more going to sea for me for a bit. (apart from pirating of course) I’ve found something new to try out.. at least i’ll be about to waste time on here some more! bring on the fundis…
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@Alchemist
I so call Healer Pope!
And I also call Co-Arch Pope, unless you’d rather have me be the Sub-Arch Doctor Pope.
@Pentecostal Preacher
I go to bed when I damned well please. Most of the time I just stay up til my girlfriend goes to bed, but I felt like staying up longer, so I did.
-Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church
RAmen
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Rowdy: wow, didn’t know that! Good thing I have everything tabbed, too… but, hey! Those kiddies are no competition for a hairy 300 pound and 87y old butt!!
Oh, I have to puke at my own mental image… puuh!! never do this again!
@Navigator: you wouldn’t be able to afford those pics ;P
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Lilith
I’m thinking it’s all about picking your target and using the right kind of advertising. No?
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Yes, there ARE some weird people around on this planet. I remember one video cover: puking, drunk housewives in an adult shop ;) no joke!!
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Hello
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@Nun Nancy Apr 23rd, 2007 at 3:26 pm “Hello”
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Hello, nunny, what’s up?
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Ah yes, this new fangled technology does appear to be working :)
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Greetings to all my brothers and sisters in Holy Crist.
Hello again Fred the Evangelical and Pentecostal Preacher
I trust our heavenly lord has been good to you?
Also a blessed hello to Sub-Arch Pope Pixel I, Hierophant Aristotle I and other Holy Blessed Popes, Cardinals and Bishops :)
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I myself have surely been blessed with the divine meeting with my new motorcycle friend. He too is an adept master at hands on healing. I have never in the past, experienced such a feeling of total elation and oneness with the lord which I felt after his thorough, and quite lengthy, ministrations.
A most generous fellow is he, who has suggested we invite Sister Sally over to share in our next divine session.
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Oh Glory Be!
Would you like to come too Sister Sally?
Amen
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Hello Jean Bart
May the good Lod bless you too.
Off to prayers now. Father Clive gets most agitated if we should be late. :(
Amen
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@Nun Nancy Apr 23rd, 2007 at 3:34 pm “Hello Jean Bart. May the good Lod bless you too. Off to prayers now. Father Clive gets most agitated if we should be late. :(
Amen”
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Well, this good Lod may bless me, if he (I’m just supposing Lod is short for “Lodewijk”, thus representing a male Dutchman. Mmmm, should we call a female Dutchman a Dutchwoman or a Dutchwench? “Chwench” looks odd to me.) hasn’t anything else to do. But he could also spell-check your messages: you surely forgot the “R” in RAmen!
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Hiya Nun Nancy,
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I’m a Captain and can perform the ministries of the priesthood if required.
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Do you have anything to confess?
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Would you like something?
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Where is everyone? Have there really been no comments for four hours?
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Amazing….
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His High Mightiness,
Hierophant Aristotle I
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OMFSM!! Did everyone die?!! Is this the end of the world?!! Am I the last person alive?!! This must be the apocalypse!! >:0===Q
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I am so bummed, I didn’t know you guys have all been here having fun!! I just assumed the thread was dead — well, you know what happens when you assume something: you make an ASS out of ME and ME!! (Edited version.)
I have no idea who is who now, but I am laughing so hard at the last 100 posts or so that I am about to fall off my chair. I guess I need to change my name, too. From now on you may address me as Supreme High Priestess Elizabeth of the Venerated Native American Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages.
LOL!
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Let me correct that… just leave out the Wench Beth part at the beginning.
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@ Aristotle – Sorry dude! The site has been annoyingly slooooow all day so I didn’t post much. And now it’s time for me to be done…just in time for the site to be working again! It does happen that everyone is gone for hours at a time…it’s happened to me before too. Try again tomorrow?
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I added a link to my name so I’m posting again to see if it will work.
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Yay! As an uberposter I’m now proud to have my very own blue name! :)))
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The link works, Rowdy!
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@ High Priestess – I’m glad! Woo hoo! OK you take over from Aristotle on longest name for the site! Well done! :)))
Off for the night now…
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I’m following Rowdy’s lead and seeing if I can get a blue name.
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Oh yeah, babe! It worked! Praise the FSM!
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Whew! It’s so nice to know I’m not the only living person left on Earth! >:0===Q
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actualy looking at the graph there appears to be a strong correlation i would say its darn close to one, statistcal analysis is needed to be sure of this inference. i believe our misguided friend here meant to say that the apparent correlation does not mean that there is any causal connection, but that is just an assumption i have no way of knowing how this poor soul thinks. ramen
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I think I’ll stick with the shorter name.
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His High Mightiness,
Hierophant Aristotle I
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His High Mightiness, Hierophant Aristotle I… I hope you don’t mind me borrowing the format of your most holy name. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, you know :) Praise be to you and to the FSM!
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Wench Beth, a.k.a. Supreme High Priestess Elizabeth of the Venerated Native American Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages
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I hereby officially declare open (but nonetheless most tolerant) war against long names, holy as they might be.
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RAmen
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Merci Monsieur/Madame
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@?
I already have a name thats long enough, but filled with history… I won’t put it in my name but I have officially been recogised a saint! HAH!
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RAmen
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Hello Hierophant Aristotle I :))
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@Red DutchPasta Kidd Apr 24th, 2007 at 5:07 am “I already have a name thats long enough, but filled with history… I won’t put it in my name but I have officially been recogised a saint! HAH!”
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My name stands for the mysteries all saints swimmed in, …errr… evoluted through, …err… fornicated …err… were surrounded with!
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RAmen!
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@ Supreme High Priestess/Vice President/Wench Beth – Love the link! Good choice! :))
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The Supreme High Priestess believes that Rowdy Wench should also use her new given name which is highly funny and in-your-face ;)
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