Woah….that is just so..so…dumb.

Woah….that is just so..so…dumb. Really, it is. I hope no one actually thinks that that graph has any purpose, or credibility. Global warming and pirates have nothing in correlation. The reason global temperatures have increased is due to (not only just greenhouse gas, which actually do not contribute much overall) the earth’s natural process of heating and cooling. Pirate numbers have decreased because the practice is far less accepted and is more easily restricted. I don’t mean to sound rude, well actually I do. That’s bullshit, all of it. Seriously. I’d rather you believe in no higher power, and have good morales, than worship dinner.

-sean

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  1. 251 - Arch Pope Alchemist I - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Hell, I’ve got to remember my new title :) Like anyone will use it :) Ya Mike’s ok – so is Aristotle – s/he joined in with the stupidity! It is essential though :)
    .
    Gonna stick with Arch Pope Alchemist I
    (for now :) )

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  2. 252 - Arch Pope Alchemist I - Apr 22nd, 2007

    No worries Pixel – I’ve promoted myself to Arch Pope! I’d get in when you can – we’ll need Warrior Popes, Healer Popes, Sniper Popes and gunfodder Popes!
    I need you with me. Earth needs us!

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  3. 253 - Lilith - Apr 22nd, 2007

    @Alchemist: you are confusing me! Too many words… words everywhere here on this site… can you write something else than words?

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  4. 254 - Pentecostal Preacher - Apr 22nd, 2007

    “Pope Pixel I Apr 22nd, 2007 at 7:55 pm

    @Alchemist
    Share?!? Where the hell have you been!!!
    Just kidding, but I’m not making my title Co-Pope!
    -Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church
    RAmen”
    .
    Hello, Pope Pixel, Pixel Pop.
    Why aren’t you in bed by now?

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  5. 255 - Archangel Lilith - Apr 22nd, 2007

    I’m HIGHER! neh neh neh neeh neh!

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  6. 256 - Lilith - Apr 22nd, 2007

    okay, wasn’t very mature

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  7. 257 - Pentecostal Preacher - Apr 22nd, 2007

    “Archangel Lilith Apr 22nd, 2007 at 8:05 pm

    I’m HIGHER! neh neh neh neeh neh!”
    .
    Hello Lilith, You’re the greatest!
    Amen

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  8. 258 - Archbishop Aristotle - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Immaturity is fine in my book.
    .
    There should be an Immaturity Day. How about April 1?

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  9. 259 - Archbishop Aristotle - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Or August 22?

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  10. 260 - Lilith - Apr 22nd, 2007

    April 22nd???

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  11. 261 - Lilith - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Okay, is already over in most parts of the world ;)

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  12. 262 - Arch Pope Alchemist I - Apr 22nd, 2007

    APRIL! Damn!
    .
    Immaturity day? hahahahahaha – it has a y in it? It’s immaturity day :)

    Lilith – should be either Demon Lilith or Goddess Lilith

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  13. 263 - Rowdy Wench - Apr 22nd, 2007

    @ Lilith – “I’m HIGHER! neh neh neh neeh neh!” I love it! Wench power! Fantastic!

    @ Aristotle – Every day is Immaturity Day on this site! :)

    @ Alchemist – Can I be a Warrior Pope and a Healer Pope? I seem to be good at both of those skills…

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  14. 264 - Rowdy Wench - Apr 22nd, 2007

    @ Alchemist – I knew we were kindred spirits! Had the same comment at the same time! :)))

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  15. 265 - Lilith - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Goddess is okay… yes, I guess, I like goddess. I think there should be more than one god (forgive my blasphemy, oh FSM), just for the fun!!!

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  16. 266 - Arch Pope Alchemist I - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Hell – who wants to grow-up!
    .
    OK – so you’re a warrior healer Pope – good show :) You stab ‘em and stitch them up afterwards :)

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  17. 267 - Pope on A Rope - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Any Questions?

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  18. 268 - Goddess Lilith, the Demon - Apr 22nd, 2007

    When you are warrior and Healer, then I can be both, too, can’t I?

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  19. 269 - Goddess Lilith, the Demon - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Pope on a Rope: hahahaha :)

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  20. 270 - Goddess Lilith, the Demon - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Gotta go, short visit, but even goddesses (what a word!!) need their beauty sleep. Hope, you’ll have fun without me ;)

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  21. 271 - James - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Lurve secret identities =) If they are played well that is

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  22. 272 - Arch Pope Alchemist I - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Feck – that one killed me! Any questions bwahahahahahahahaha! Classic!
    .
    I see you went for both – typical woman – can’t make your mind up >:)
    *sounds of scampering feet*

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  23. 273 - Lilith - Apr 22nd, 2007

    I AM both, stupid mortal!!

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  24. 274 - Arch Pope Alchemist I - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Commander Bond?

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  25. 275 - Goddess Lilith, the Demon - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Damn, they changed me back, I was naked! how embarrassing!!!

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  26. 276 - Pope on A Rope - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Oh Crap! What a Day, D :)

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  27. 277 - James - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Shaken not stirred Pope my lad

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  28. 278 - Arch Pope Alchemist I - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Just tell them Zeus did it! Worked for Mary!

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  29. 279 - Rowdy Wench - Apr 22nd, 2007

    @ Alchemist – “OK – so you’re a warrior healer Pope – good show :) You stab ‘em and stitch them up afterwards :)” Job security! :)))

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  30. 280 - Pope on A Rope - Apr 22nd, 2007

    @James
    hahahaha
    A mind is a terrible thing to waste!
    A wasted mind is so much fun!

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  31. 281 - Goddess Lilith, the Demon - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Which pope? I used to think there’s just one, but they seem to multiply like nothing here. Good, there’s just one goddess :p

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  32. 282 - Arch Pope Alchemist I - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Entertain us! Peel my grapes! Oh hell. One of those “dictator” dreams again!

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  33. 283 - Arch Pope Alchemist I - Apr 22nd, 2007

    I’ll stick to Pope Alchemist I
    .
    Night folks :)

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  34. 284 - Pope Goddess - Apr 22nd, 2007

    “Goddess Lilith, the Demon Apr 22nd, 2007 at 8:53 pm

    Which pope? I used to think there’s just one, but they seem to multiply like nothing here. Good, there’s just one goddess :p”
    .
    .

    Huh?

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  35. 285 - Goddess Lilith, the Demon - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Alchemist: “Just tell them Zeus did it! Worked for Mary!”
    Wasn’t that Europa? Oh, I guess Zeus shagged nearly all maidens those times! Oh, I remember those times, we had so much fun with mortals… inventing new religions, watching them kill each other *sigh*

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  36. 286 - Goddess Lilith, the Demon - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Heeeee!!! No no no! No pope goddess, that goes Too far!! I need a Trademark… how do you do this trademark… Thumper (TM)?????

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  37. 287 - Goddess Lilith, the Demon (TM) - Apr 22nd, 2007

    DID IT! I’M GOD!

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  38. 288 - Goddess Lilith, the Demon - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Fuck!!

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  39. 289 - Goddess(TM) Lilith, the Demon - Apr 22nd, 2007

    I give up, I’m off to bed :(

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  40. 290 - James - Apr 22nd, 2007

    You people are so much fun to watch. =) Thank you

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  41. 291 - Arch Pope Alchemist I - Apr 22nd, 2007

    You could be right. I just remember Zeus and his bloody swan trick. He was a sod!
    .
    Aye lass! Them days are over! It’s sad. I really fancy a game of “mortals and dragons”
    Promise I wont cheat!

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  42. 292 - Rowdy Wench - Apr 22nd, 2007

    @ James – It’s fun as long as you don’t have to live in our heads! There be demons and such in there! Can you believe that some of us are responsible adults elsewhere in our lives? No? Didn’t think so…we pretend well though! And, you’re welcome!

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  43. 293 - Q - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Agreed old chap. Not the sharpest tools in the shed.

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  44. 294 - Hierophant Aristotle I of the Southwestern Orthodox Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages - Apr 22nd, 2007

    I hereby appoint myself, in FSM’s name, Hierophant Aristotle I of the Southwestern Orthodox Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages.
    .
    May He touch me with His Noodly Appendage and bathe me in His Sauce, for all of eternity
    .
    RAmen

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  45. 295 - Rowdy Wench - Apr 22nd, 2007

    @ Hierophant Aristotle – Well, I think you get the prize for the longest name on the site!

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  46. 296 - Pope Goddess - Apr 22nd, 2007

    “Rowdy Wench Apr 22nd, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    @ James – It’s fun as long as you don’t have to live in our heads! There be demons and such in there! Can you believe that some of us are responsible adults elsewhere in our lives? No? Didn’t think so…we pretend well though! And, you’re welcome!”
    .
    Erm, no offence, but they’re are no demons in My head?
    I’m truly sorry if there are demons in your’s.
    Just always be careful not to speak for everybody, we are all of our own.
    We just happen to relate with each-other.
    .
    “Q Apr 22nd, 2007 at 9:18 pm

    Agreed old chap. Not the sharpest tools in the shed.”
    .

    Of course not, we saved the sharping of the tools for you.
    Since you’re not bright enough to add to the humour here. It seems you can’t even sharpen the tools for shite.

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  47. 297 - Hierophant Aristotle I of the Southwestern Orthodox Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages - Apr 22nd, 2007

    As a representation of FSM on Earth, I make my first three mandates:
    .
    1) This day, April 22, shall forevermore be known as Hierophant Aristotle I Memorial Day. It shall always be celebrated with much pasta, beer, piracy, and strippers.
    .
    2) August 22 shall be known as Excessive Immaturity Day. It shall be celelbrated with excessive (more than usual) immaturity.
    .
    3) I shall always be refered to as His High Mightiness or His Holiness.
    .
    Have a Noodly day,
    Hierophant Aristotle I

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  48. 298 - His High Mightiness, Hierophant Aristotle I of the Southwestern Orthodox Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Furthermore I forever excommunicate that FSMdamned, self-righteous infidel Mr. Sean from the Southwestern Orthodox Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages.
    .
    May he be doomed to drink stale beer and to get ugly strippers.
    .
    His High Mightiness,
    Hierophant Aristotle I

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  49. 299 - Red DutchPasta Kidd - Apr 22nd, 2007

    Looks like some people got (took) promomotions here! I’ll just stick to Red, my favourite colour.
    .
    Why would I want to be known as the sharpest tool? You only get passed by bosses to scared to work with you, trust me, I know… :(

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  50. 300 - His High Mightiness, Hierophant Aristotle I of the Southwestern Orthodox Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages - Apr 23rd, 2007

    @Red DutchPasta Kidd –
    “Looks like some people got (took) promomotions here! I’ll just stick to Red, my favourite colour.”
    .
    Red is my favorite color, as well! I hereby declare you to be named Saint Red DutchPast Kid of the Southwestern Orthodox Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages!
    .
    RAmen!
    .
    His High Mightiness,
    Hierophant Aristotle I

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