Woah….that is just so..so…dumb. Really, it is. I hope no one actually thinks that that graph has any purpose, or credibility. Global warming and pirates have nothing in correlation. The reason global temperatures have increased is due to (not only just greenhouse gas, which actually do not contribute much overall) the earth’s natural process of heating and cooling. Pirate numbers have decreased because the practice is far less accepted and is more easily restricted. I don’t mean to sound rude, well actually I do. That’s bullshit, all of it. Seriously. I’d rather you believe in no higher power, and have good morales, than worship dinner.
-sean
@ Pope Alchemist I – Careful with the thoughts about sexy nuns! You might get yourself into trouble! :P
@ Aristotle – This is a better list than you had before. I will get frying pans thrown at me for this one, but you can’t assume there is no creator. I know you had a disclaimer on it, but it is unscientific to accept something as fact that cannot be disproven. I think that one is best left as “I dunno”. Yes, I’ll get flamed for this one, but we all see the world a little differently!
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Aristotle.
That was a good post! What you really need is a medium from which to sell your *unique* philosophy :)
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Or has that been done before?
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Hey Pixel – promoted myself to Pope!
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Sod the sexy nuns Rowdy, I’ve got Penguins in my sight! – What they’re doing in Yorkshire I shudder to ask! Met one in the pub tonight, Trudie! Nice bird!
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@Sister Sally -
My deepest darkest sins…. Sure, OK.
1. I stole $24,342.38 from a bank.
2. I masturbate 23 times a day.
3. I killed my sister.
4. I worship the devil.
5. I treat others the way I don’t want to be treated.
6. I’m pathological liar.
7. I once told God to go to hell.
If these aren’t deep and dark enough, let me know….
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-Aristotle, Hitler reincarnated
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23 times? Fucking hell mate! Respect is due :)
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Being a pathological liar isn’t always a bad thing!
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I was talking to my mate Jed, he knows someone who knows someone whose mate’s sister is going out with a bloke that knows a bloke who works for MI5.
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Apparently lizards are in control of our world! The Queen is a lizard!
I was shocked, obviously!
The truth is out there!
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@Alchemist
Pope, eh? You sure Petey would approve?
Damn man, if you’re pope I so call Cardnial!
When you die, I’m so pope!
-Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church
RAmen
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Whoops, did I say pathological? I meant chronic.
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Aristotle – ahhh – chronic! That’s for lazy people – use your talents!
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Sir Cardinal Pixel – I’m amazed I was able to claim the position! So many more worthy candidates – better not dig the garden for a while!
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I’m sure PP can be a Pope as well!
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Sorry Aristotle – looks like we might be taking a trip down off the topic road! Feel free to join in :)
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Name change
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@ Pope Alchemist – Ooooh, penguins! How fun! Be careful though, they all look the same so you might really be in trouble if you call one by the wrong name! :)))
@ Sister Alchemist – *Rowdy snorts* It’s so very wrong of me but the first thing I thought of is something about “shaved today, then” and I don’t mean legs…
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“Sister Alchemist of the Silken Parts Apr 22nd, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Name change”
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Hello Sister Alchemist of the Silken Parts.
I’m just a sucker for sisters!
I’ll guess you want some laying of the hands to then?
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@Aristotle Apr 22nd, 2007 at 6:29 pm
“Sure, OK.
1. I stole $24,342.38 from a bank.”
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Oooh… Aristotle…fancy going on a holiday? Your shout
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Pentecostal Preacher
“Sister Sally Suckemsilly?”
Err no. That was Sister Sister Sally. We don’t mention her name anymore in the congregation. She betrayed our good Lod and moved in with a local football team way down in Alabama. She has bought such shame on us all. A tainted scarlet women if ever there was one.
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Now about that holiday Aristotle?
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Ah – I’m the daughter of a Preacher Man (well – near enough!)
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I trust ya me fine fellow (or fellowess).
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Me flange feels a bit dry! You could start there!
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I just learned 5 mintutes ago I was appointed Archbishop! Hurrah!
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Now wait a tick, does this mean that I get to be the pope.
Since Alchemist surrendered his popely throne, I think it’s my duty to usurp it!
Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church
RAmen
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Rowdy:)
“….It’s so very wrong of me but the first thing I thought of is something about “shaved today, then†and I don’t mean legs…”
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Did you really believe, even for one nanosecond, that I was thinking about legs?
You didn’t did you?
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“Sister Sally Apr 22nd, 2007 at 7:13 pm
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Pentecostal Preacher
“Sister Sally Suckemsilly?â€
Err no. That was Sister Sister Sally. We don’t mention her name anymore in the congregation. She betrayed our good Lod and moved in with a local football team way down in Alabama. She has bought such shame on us all. A tainted scarlet women if ever there was one.”
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I wasn’t sure, that’s why I asked. What a shame about her though,
Gosh she was nice.
Amen
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Pope Pixel sounds ok! Mind yo “Arch Pope Alchemist” sounds better :)
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@ Archbishop Aristotle – I was named Archimandrite some time ago! I was happy…
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??
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Bishop? Rook? Castle?
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“Sister Alchemist of the Silken Parts Apr 22nd, 2007 at 7:13 pm
Ah – I’m the daughter of a Preacher Man (well – near enough!)
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I trust ya me fine fellow (or fellowess).
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Me flange feels a bit dry! You could start there!”
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Hello again, I think I know your father.
Surely we can wetten you up! Just come to the next tent show,
I want to display you to the congregation, I get the feeling you are special.
Amen
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Oh – this is the kind of thread I love. The logic just drips out :)
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Pope Pixel (my position as Arch Pope is a political one – bloody Vulcans again!)
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You must issue your Papal sheep er Bulls I mean!
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@ Sister Alchemist – I didn’t think so! Not once! Not ever! Never crossed my mind…trying not to make people blush too much though…bugger that, if they can’t handle this site by now they should go home! :)
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@Sister Sally –
A holiday? Where to? How about somewhere in Europe?
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Pente – not the cage again? Flinging ones dung at people gets so passe!
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Pentecostal Preacher
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Any sheep?
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Let it be…let it be…let it be let it be…tralalalalalalala
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“Arch Pope Alchemist / ninth slash! Apr 22nd, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Pentecostal Preacher
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Any sheep?”
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Sorry this is Ram country. Will a Ram work for you?
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“Europe?”
OK.. Won’t be long, I’ll just change my habit :)
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Funny that Rowdy – serious for a sec :)
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– nobody gets out of order here! Some of the drive by things do.
Not the regulars! We swear but never abuse people – how do we do that without a higher power ?
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Whaaaaa…dada
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“Holy Mother Mary Apr 22nd, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Let it be…let it be…let it be let it be…tralalalalalalala”
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Hello oh great one! You’re not going to break my hands again are you?
You know I use them to make money, er’ I mean to spread the word.
Oh Holy Mommie.
Amen
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Son! What the fuck have you done to your hands?
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@ Arch Pope Alchemist – “nobody gets out of order here! Some of the drive by things do.
Not the regulars! We swear but never abuse people – how do we do that without a higher power ?” I guess we are just that good! Seriously though, I think we understand that abusing people never accomplishes what we want.
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And yer feet? You’ve not been playing that “messiah” scam again?
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“General Arch Pope Alchemist I Guardian of the Citadels of Doncaster! Apr 22nd, 2007 at 7:42 pm
And yer feet? You’ve not been playing that “messiah†scam again?”
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Hello, I know what you trying to do here, you are trying to make me laugh!
Not going to do it! No Sir! I’m a serious layer of hands!
Amen
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Rowdy – I suspect we’re not really baby killing Satanist! Not all of us anyway! I’m a bit suss about Mike :)))
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Tis a challenged be offered Preacher?
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Hands? Oh shaving :) Just like dada :))
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New name :)
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Feet – kept bending the nails :(
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Well, I’m glad to still be the head of a world-religion at the ripe age of 14.
Beat that John Paul!
-Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church
RAmen
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and this proves, children, that I am, indeed, stoned!
Must revert to an easily abbreviated name!
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Hey Pixel – we can share popehood :)
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Dada? Can I have some money for a nail gun? Pleeease…
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@ Alchemist in all of your various names tonight – I’m with you on the baby killing Satanist thing. I think Mike is alright though! He seems a good sort. Isn’t it just about the middle of the night for you? Your staying power is downright impressive my friend!
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Prefer the Arch thing :)
JP never had a chance!
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@Alchemist
Share?!? Where the hell have you been!!!
Just kidding, but I’m not making my title Co-Pope!
-Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church
RAmen
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Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing..
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Except for my high quality Laying of Hands.
Amen
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