Woah….that is just so..so…dumb. Really, it is. I hope no one actually thinks that that graph has any purpose, or credibility. Global warming and pirates have nothing in correlation. The reason global temperatures have increased is due to (not only just greenhouse gas, which actually do not contribute much overall) the earth’s natural process of heating and cooling. Pirate numbers have decreased because the practice is far less accepted and is more easily restricted. I don’t mean to sound rude, well actually I do. That’s bullshit, all of it. Seriously. I’d rather you believe in no higher power, and have good morales, than worship dinner.
-sean
WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! is the poster retarded or something???????
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@MAC
Did you just call Alchemist Dave retarded?
Yknow I have an aunt who’s mentally retarded, I’m thoroughly offended by that.
Not really, I’m a teenager, and I hate political correctness. But I do have an aunt who’s mentally retarded, so watch yourself.
-Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church
RAmen
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Testing testing – am I still alive?
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Ah! It appears it didn’t like my link :(
Hi PP, HotC
Hope all is well with the youth of today ;)
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Booty what did you put in your link?
Mines fine.
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Let’s try again, shall we?
And we are not at home to Mr Cockup!
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Thanks Pixel! May the lulz be with you!
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I think us regulars should all change our links at random times! Bit like advertising – people will flock from miles around to view our new links!
Then we take over the wo……oh, yes please! Three pints of Absinthe! Ta!
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Yay!
I haven’t found a perfect link yet – still thinking, but this epitaph is in one of my favourite places – Newstead Abbey.
And it always makes me want to cry!
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I don’t want to take over the wo Alchemist!
Honestly, I just want to run the bar – 3 pints you say? Coming up!
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Bugger – where has everyone gone?
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Oh yes, and less of the smugness, thank you CNS TBHNA! ;P
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Take your pulse Booty…and then tell me if I can see you…OK?
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@Alchemist Apr 22nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm
“I think us regulars should all change our links at random times!”
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Does that mean all my link changes have been missed? I have to start all over again?
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Tis unlikely, heathen, that you have the eyes to see the truth! (gaaah – I’m bored :) )Repent! Heathen child! Accept the Lord into your life! He will find the links that are missing in your life!
RubADubDub!
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I’m on a roll :)
Time for a troll :)
Woohoo – poetry again :)
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@Fred the Evangelical.
Hello fine friend. I would like to introduce you to
The Pentecostal Chruch. We can help your Kitten Huffing addiction.
By a simple laying of the hands! Come to Church, Fred, for we will lay our hands allover you! Thus curing you! Peace will not know your heart, until this is done.
Amen
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More poetry for Fred:
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A man lost his false teeth,
and hasn’t found a trace,
so for a while
you’ll see his smile
on someone else’s face!
(from “Molasses”)
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Who is Pentecostal Preacher! Is it possible?
Female Jesus? I love you! I bow down to you! (you will do …well, you know)
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I am Fred! Your holiest of believers! Come female jesus! (or at least fake it :))
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@ Aristotle – I am with Alchemist – work on your self-worth. There are very few actual pacifists in the world – I think you would find that your pacifism would (and should) fail you if you were really threatened. But, I am “Oh yeah, try it bastard! Woman” (thanks Alchemist my friend, I love it!), a green belt Karate and the owner of a large-caliber pistol that I am very good with. No pacifist me.
@ MAC – Alchemist is far from retarded. He’s just really really funny!
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Hello again Fred.
No, Jesus was a man. And what a Mighty man he was!
Please come join our Church, you have much to learn.
With the simple stroke of our hands we can pull the sin from your body!
Ask Ted Haggard! We spent two weeks touching him (he was in rough shape).
Now he is cured! Just one example of what our touching can do.
Amen
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With a stroke of your hand! Surely if you used both of the hands God gave unto you, you could do TWICE the work!
The work of the moist holy!
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I went down upon my knees when Ted was healed! Hallelujah!
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Our God can heal “BumBanditry” He is Lord!
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Let us sing number 69 “Jesus, come upon your faithful servant!
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Oh joy of heavenly joys…a laying on of hands gathering :)
Bless you both my brothers in Crist
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Arr – Sister Nancy :) I was the young Cleric that stole the bananas! The 1992 Banana incident?
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i SUSPECT some have recognized me! Fagooo ect!
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Who is I?
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Me!
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@Alchemist
I’ve been changing my links for a while, then I ran out of websites.
Don’t know what I should put up now.
-Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church
RAmen
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The bananas…you Brother Fred? The sisters were oh so dissapointed to find them gone.
They were special bananas!
Who is you? Come we will pray for our Lord Jesus to come into you and heal your memory.
I too, was once lost as you are…then the mighty Lord came unto me and gathered me into his flock.
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Pixel – all I’ve seen have been google links!
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Try – hell. I don’t know! Uncyclopedia is a help :))
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Children!
I ask you not what you condemn yourselves for! I DO ask why you condemn those that follow you?
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Must go and feed the lambs. A mystery it is, why all the ewes have run off and left the poor wee ones to go hungry.
God Bless you both :))
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Wow…fundie frighteners everywhere. Must be church day off huh? :))
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Hello to you to Sister Nun Nancy.
Welcome to our circle jer… er’ I mean our laying of the hands meeting.
I take a special interest in all the female followers.
I would like to have a private meeting with you. I special fondlin… er’ I mean a special laying of the hands.
To better introduce you, to the Church.
Amen
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Nice one Pixel! I’m gunna do a run for a week or so ( links) then get the yawns on!
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Whey hey – a nun!
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Hey! Nuns are cool!
St D!
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I have linked my name to both our heavenly Father, the holey mother and the baby Jeesus child. A loving family portrait it is :)
That is so sweet of you Pentecostal Preacher. I shall just have to go and find all the lambs mothers first. Something frightened them off. Back soon.
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Oh forgive my spelling my Brothers in Chrisf
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Wooo! Nancy! You’re giving me a stiffy!
Killer nuns always do that to me :( ……sorry:((((
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Oh dear me, now I seem to having a small problem with my car as I’m sure you can see by my name link.
I don’t suppose one of you Godly gentlemen could give me a ride?
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As a noob ( :)))))) ) I must ask. Pasta – Jesus was first! Then there was Mohammed! They are a couple of really nice dudes! Worm food now, sad to say.
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Did the IPU and teapots etc lose a fight blah blah etc etc (I told you I can’t troll my own site!)
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“Nun Nancy Apr 22nd, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Oh dear me, now I seem to having a small problem with my car as I’m sure you can see by my name link.
I don’t suppose one of you Godly gentlemen could give me a ride?”
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If I were only there, I could lay my hands on that poor auto, and raise it up from
the depths of hell that it is descending too!
I can’t help but wonder though? Why did you drive into that rather large water hole?
Did you think it was a Miracle Water hole?
That would make sense I guess.
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Let us all sing for the autos soul.
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Kumbya my car, Kumbya
Kumbya my car, Kumbya
Oh car, Kumbya…
So on and so on…………..
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Oh it’s ok now. A gentleman on a large black motor cycle has offered. My, he does have a lot of ink drawings on his arms. A lot of piercings and shiny studs on his armbands too.
I’m sure he is a nice godfearing boy. Just need to hitch this habit up a bit….ahh…here we go…oh!
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“Nun Nancy Apr 22nd, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Oh it’s ok now. A gentleman on a large black motor cycle has offered. My, he does have a lot of ink drawings on his arms”
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Thank God! I’ll bet that nice young man has “Mom” written on one arm!
And more then likely a picture of Jesus Christ our Lord on the other!
Most fine young men do!
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Do not fear – the Pope is here!
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Nancy – Bikes are a tool of Satan!!!!! They throb where a *good girl* must never throb!
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Protect yourself Nancy! Use buttons! Lots of buttons! Cover your body with cling film and silver foli!
(Ok – saran wrap not needed- it does look horney though :) )
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@Anyone & everyone –
Um…maybe I should work on my sarcasm…. I don’t have a death wish.
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Here is a new list:
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TRUE
evoltuion
free will
the government is in power because the people want it to be
morals are important
America has problems, although some deny it
hypocrisy is universal
stupidity’s prevalence is more apparent in this day and age
red is my favorite color
some people are smarter than others
Waldo is everywhere
one should try to avoid violence
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FALSE
Bible
Christianity (generally)
most other religions and their books
sometimes you have no choice…(there is always a choice)
creator exists
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You may notice that last one. I have always known the joke behind C of FSM, but for some reason I never applied to myself. I can’t think there is a creator simply because there’s no proof that there is not. Wouldn’t that be unscientific?
If God ever shows himself, then I will definitely believe. But I’m not going to believe stories.
I didn’t see my stupidity. Until now.
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I will pray for you Aristotle. You will need to confess all of your sins however to be thouroughly cleansed of sin. Tell Sister Sally your deepest darkest sins…
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Aristotle! Likewise I will pray for you!
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As Sister Sally says – “tell Sister Sally your Deepest Darkest SINS! ”
Don’t delay! Telephone 0044745321579080 today – the Nuns are waiting!
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(SEXY NUNS!)
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Ooh yes! My Holy Sisters are dedicated to carrying out the good lords work. They eagerly await to take your confession.
Amen
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Oh My Oh my!
Yet another Sister!
Hello to you Sister Sally. Amen
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Are you the same Sister, who found God at our last roadside tent revival in Alabama?
Sister Sally Suckemsilly?
I really enjoyed what you brought to the bus that day.
Amen
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@Alchemist
Yeah, different languaged Googles, and I did a couple of Wikipedias.
Uncyclopedia, hmm… alright I’ll try it.
-Pixel Pop
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