Woah….that is just so..so…dumb. Really, it is. I hope no one actually thinks that that graph has any purpose, or credibility. Global warming and pirates have nothing in correlation. The reason global temperatures have increased is due to (not only just greenhouse gas, which actually do not contribute much overall) the earth’s natural process of heating and cooling. Pirate numbers have decreased because the practice is far less accepted and is more easily restricted. I don’t mean to sound rude, well actually I do. That’s bullshit, all of it. Seriously. I’d rather you believe in no higher power, and have good morales, than worship dinner.
-sean
@Aristotle
Your puny means of destroying a planet are no match for my fully armed and operational Battle Station. Oooh-pa Oooh-pa!
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Darth Vader May 1st, 2007 at 9:54 pm
@Aristotle
Your puny means of destroying a planet are no match for my fully armed and operational Battle Station. Oooh-pa Oooh-pa!
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Excuse me! I am the sole human representative of FSM! I practically am FSM!
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Besides, while your “Battle Station” uses tremendous amounts of energy to destroy planets, this method of planetary destruction (numbered 1) requires exactly 0 joules of energy:
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http://www.qntm.org/destroy#Fall-back%20methods
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“Battle Station.” Ha!
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>:0===Q<
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Note that this is called irony: “I am the sole human representative of FSM! I practically am FSM!”
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I am not narcissistic.
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What time is it in London? 7 am?
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This time of the day always seems to be quite.
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How can no one in the entire world be on this site?
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I could sing a song….I’ve got one in mind right now. I learned it a long time ago…at summer camp.
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Oh, Mr. Johnny Rebeck, how could you be so mean?
I told you, you’d be sorry for inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbors’ cats and dogs will never more be seen….
They’ve all been ground to sausages in Johnny Rebeck’s machine.
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One night, the darn thing busted, the darn thing wouldn’t go.
So, Johnny Rebeck, he climbed inside to see what made this so.
His wife was having a nightmare and walking in her sleep.
She gave the crank a heck of a yank, and Johnny Rebeck was meat.
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Does anyone reading this like Peter, Paul, and Mary?
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Honestly, this really is scary:
http://www.ceilingcat.com/
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The cat alone is disturbing. But the information provided with it will prevent me from ever feeling comfortable again…. Thanks for the warning, Alchemist.
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(O O)
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./\ /\
(O O)
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The kitties are watching us – as they wait for their chance at world domination….
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And watch out for this stuff as well:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing
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Be afraid, be very afraid….
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And I recommend reading this to further your awareness:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/God%2C_kittens%2C_masturbation%2C_killing%2C_and_you
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Happy Mercury’s Day!
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Happy Anthropocentric Day!
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And there is a full moon tonight! Cool!
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I can already feel the symptoms of my lycanthropy setting in….
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Aristotle
Shut the fuck up no one cares
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I care Aristotle. I’m stealing minutes during lunch to read posts, and mindless drabble made my day.^_^
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this truly is the greatest site!
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Darth Vador
Your Fucking gay awodjklfan wldk
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retards May 2nd, 2007 at 8:31 am
Aristotle
Shut the fuck up no one cares
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Obviously, you don’t masturbate.
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Well they definitely masturbate with their excuse for a mind.
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Aristotle;
“Obviously, you don’t masturbate.”
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Not sure there! I suspect Retards is Captain of the School “Monkey Spanking Squad”
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NEVER shake hands with them! EVER!
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Sean-
You are absolutely correct: This site is the biggest bullshit ever. All you pastafarians… Get to know Jesus Christ. Be Catholic or Christian or something that worships the Holy Trinity, not italian cuisine.
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FSM ISNT REAL May 2nd, 2007 at 5:09 pm
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YAWN! – ie – Y – A – W – N
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say something new for christ’s sake :)))))
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@ Gnocci Man – I spent almost 30 minutes collecting all the links to the story! I have them saved in a document (Open Office) but I can’t get them to post. I’ll try again at some point. Also was having trouble with the links on this particular thread. They all have the same number, but at least it gives you a starting point. I’ll watch for you to post in case you miss this one…
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I am the holy FSM believe in my mighty hoe slapping ability.
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http://www.devppl.com/images/flash-games/242.jpg
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Thats was made by a FSM believer all the way.
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Shitz
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Yes I’ve decided that it is time to come out of the closet.
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FSM ISNT REAL
Amen to that.
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FSM Isn’t Real wrote:
Oh, but we DO worship the Holy Trinity:
In nomine Marinara,
Et Alfredo,
Et Espiritu Pesto,
Ramen.
Arr.
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Hi,
Long time no post.
Well I see the class of abusive fundamentalist idiots hasn’t improved since I was last on here. If you put all their braincells together we might get something with the IQ of a dead gerbil.
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@ Jon E – About snorted some of my holy lunch of spagetti and meat sauce! “Dead gerbil” Bahahaha! Welcome back!
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‘The reason global temperatures have increased is due to (not only just greenhouse gas, which actually do not contribute much overall) the earth’s natural process of heating and cooling.’
I’m sure that putting more CO2 has made it warm up, if anything the earth should be getting colder (As we are due for another ice age).
You can’t say that as the number of pirates has gone down, the temperature has gone down can you? So there some be some correlation :)
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Woah….that is just so..so…dumb. Really, it is. I hope no one actually thinks that that book has any purpose, or credibility. A book and holyness have nothing in correlation. The number of people that have read a book and started believing in something that has no proper evidence has increased is due to (not only just men in white robes, which actually do not contribute much overall) the human race’s amazing ability to believe anything in a book that has more than 100 pages. The amount of christians has increased because the practice is far easier to accept for most of the dumb people out there and is more easily to become than other religions. I don’t mean to sound rude, well actually I do. That’s bullshit, all of it. Seriously. I’d rather you believe in dinner, and have bad morales, than worship a book.
-gabriel
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you fucking freaks, what do you know about anything? you fucking worship spagetti and you have no brains, plus your all faggots. Maybe you shouldl listen to the people who have read the bible, then your tiny brains might get a clue. but I doubt it, your all so fucked up.
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Gotta love how he entered his name as “Retards”. A little late-night irony, anyone?
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I don’t think he knows what irony means! Sadly.
@ Retards – and what bits of the Bible have you read? I have read quite a bit seeing as how I was a Xian for 26 years, and most of it is very dull, large amounts are very gruesome and cruel, a lot is just social commentary of the lineage of people at the time (a lot contradictory) there are some insights of the “love thy neighbour” type – but not much amongst the vast swath of pure crap which makes up the rest of it, a if you have such a thing about gays you probably won’t like some of the main characters much!
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“but not much amongst the vast swath of pure crap which makes up the rest of it”
Perhaps Retards could get someone to read, and explain, this overview of the BOoK to it/her/him/them.
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http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/
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Oh, thank goodness. I hadn’t been damned to a fiery eternity for such a long time. All is right with the world now.
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http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/
Nice link Nikkiee. Bookmarked.
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I never knew there were two completely contradictory accounts of creation in Genesis.
So when people go “I believe in the account of Genesis” we have to say “Which one? There are two and they aren’t the same”.
How do creationists generally deal with that.
At least the GoFSM only has one account and no contradictions.
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That one’s been dropped around CoFSM on and off for a while :)
I got it from Alchemist. By the way, love your tag :))
RAmen
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chirs3 May 7th, 2007 at 2:02 am
Gotta love how he entered his name as “Retardsâ€. A little late-night irony, anyone?
If I am not mistaken, he started with retarts, hehehe!
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Thanks for the link, Nikkiee, you can hit them with their own weapons :D
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