Woah….that is just so..so…dumb.

Published by henderob April 14th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Woah….that is just so..so…dumb. Really, it is. I hope no one actually thinks that that graph has any purpose, or credibility. Global warming and pirates have nothing in correlation. The reason global temperatures have increased is due to (not only just greenhouse gas, which actually do not contribute much overall) the earth’s natural process of heating and cooling. Pirate numbers have decreased because the practice is far less accepted and is more easily restricted. I don’t mean to sound rude, well actually I do. That’s bullshit, all of it. Seriously. I’d rather you believe in no higher power, and have good morales, than worship dinner.

-sean

601 Responses to “Woah….that is just so..so…dumb.”

1. 561 - May 11th, 2007 at 7:27 am - gambolpuddy Says:
   
   

   hey, this is one of the best ones! Worship dinner… hehehehe, cool…

2. 562 - May 11th, 2007 at 8:18 am - globalwarmer Says:
   
   

   First, a guy with no sense of humour (most likely a republican)
   Second, one of those who says that human activity has nothing to do with the climate crisis… (definitely a republican HA!!!)

3. 563 - May 12th, 2007 at 3:26 pm - Moi Says:
   
   

   I am a bit new to all of this but I have to say that all these fundamentalist twats are really out of control: if people want to worship pasta that’s their business. Your business is to try to convince them to change path … not call them faggots etc. I am a Christian, but I also see the Other Truth: that another power may have created the earth and planets, and it may have been pasta-like. If you are a fundamentalist believer answer me this: Exodus 21:7 says I can sell my daughter into slavery, could you tell me what price I should expect at auction? Do you wear glasses, and have you approached the altar in your church? If so, you are in contravention of Leviticus 21:20. Go outside and flagellate yourself. Alternatively, shut the f*ck up, you give us a bad name

4. 564 - May 12th, 2007 at 4:55 pm - DutchPastaGuy Says:
   
   

   @Moi
   “I am a Christian”
   .
   Ok, I probably shouldn’t be doing this but: why?

5. 565 - May 14th, 2007 at 4:54 pm - Moi Says:
   
   

   Ah, why FSM? Why not? There’s only just about enough evidence to suggest Jesus existed, no proof. That’s what faith is all about. I’m not here to preach, I am here to tell that idiot to shut up.

6. 566 - May 14th, 2007 at 5:22 pm - Pastainah Says:
   
   

   First of all, we do NOT worship dinner. We believe in the greater god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and not the mortal food that some may consume for a meal. Second, the pirate decrease DOES have something to do with, as you put it, “global warming”. We are not very sure what, but it does. Hopefully, you will somehow see the truth, and be finally touched by his noodle-like appendages. Nevertheless, thank you for a response to our religion.

7. 567 - June 4th, 2007 at 9:57 pm - Jess Says:
   
   

   Gosh, I really enjoy reading the hate mail and seeing just how stupid these people are. They don’t understand the point or the purpose of anything.

8. 568 - June 4th, 2007 at 10:07 pm - alokalui Says:
   
   

   Hey Fundamentalists!. Before you claim historical evidence of Jesus I want you to research a few things. Heiros Anos: a genre of story pretty much identical to that of Jesus. Thousands of these were written, Jesus’ story was adopted and put with the Old Testament as a means of promoting the stoic undertones contained within in the Roman Empire. Also, I don’t know how easy it would be to access, but you should look up some information on bodies being taken off of crosses after crucifixion. I’ll tell you; it didn’t happen often, virtually never. There were wild dogs to eat the dead bodies. That might put a dent in the ever-true bible. Also, I doubt any fundamentalist would have the capacity to research the locations of the Garden of Eden given in the old testament. I’ll do it for you. The location is impossible. It references real locations (bases of rivers, etc), but the directions are contradictory. That one you may be able to excuse, but here’s another. Which creation story given do you accept? There are two consecutive stories given in the bible that are somewhat contradictory. Don’t believe me? Read it. I could go on for days, but I’ll give it a rest.

9. 569 - June 27th, 2007 at 7:24 am - Spagatelli Says:
   
   

   If you fundies would grow a few more brain cells, I’m sure you could understand the meaning of the word “satire”.

10. 570 - June 27th, 2007 at 1:45 pm - grokagain Says:
    
    

    You’re the kind of right winger who takes the Colbert Report as serious

11. 571 - June 27th, 2007 at 1:55 pm - Gaara the Pirate Says:
    
    

    @jess- true. infact these letters, make us mad at the writers, less likey to obey the writers’s wishes to convert, and make us a more unfied religion.

12. 572 - June 28th, 2007 at 8:55 am - Spagatelli Says:
    
    

    I do have good “morales”. All Pastafarians have lots of morale! ARGGH!!!

13. 573 - June 28th, 2007 at 9:05 am - Gaara the Pirate Says:
    
    

    we have flimsy moral STANDERDS though

14. 574 - July 4th, 2007 at 12:00 pm - Chubaka, Wookie Disciple Says:
    
    

    Dumbass. Pastafarianism was made to show how utterly stupid teaching intelligent design in schools is. If you can believe that God made the world in seven days, rested, made women from the ribs of men, and wouldn’t let them eat apples, you can’t believe that god is made of spaggheti? Nuh uh, you are NOT pulling that crap.

15. 575 - July 4th, 2007 at 1:12 pm - DutchPastaGuy Says:
    
    

    @Chubaka, Wookie Disciple
    Welcome to the church of the FSM, like your post.

16. 576 - July 15th, 2007 at 9:35 pm - kry12wth_me@yahoo.com Says:
    
    

    this whole thing is shit. flying noodle monster…..yeah. get a life!!
    Do you realize that no one actually believes there is
    a Flying Spaghetti Monster? The whole idea is a fun
    made up one in order to show the ridiculousness of
    believing in something that you have never seen and
    that you have no factual evidence that it ever
    existed.
    email kry12wth_me@yahoo.com

17. 577 - August 19th, 2007 at 12:46 pm - orestes Says:
    
    

    Actually Sean, I’m pretty sure that Piracy, especially among youth, has definitely been gaining support in recent years. How silly of you to question our supreme graph of Truthiness!

18. 578 - August 25th, 2007 at 3:50 pm - Etay Says:
    
    

    You’re wrong. That’s all I have to say.

19. 579 - August 26th, 2007 at 2:03 am - prozac vs lexapro Says:
    
    

    prozac vs lexapro…

    nice choice of colors. …

20. 580 - September 3rd, 2007 at 7:21 am - Vamos Says:
    
    

    Isn’t it better to worship dinner instead of a fairy tail.. You won’t fill your belly with a fairy tail..

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