Woah….that is just so..so…dumb.

Published by henderob April 14th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Woah….that is just so..so…dumb. Really, it is. I hope no one actually thinks that that graph has any purpose, or credibility. Global warming and pirates have nothing in correlation. The reason global temperatures have increased is due to (not only just greenhouse gas, which actually do not contribute much overall) the earth’s natural process of heating and cooling. Pirate numbers have decreased because the practice is far less accepted and is more easily restricted. I don’t mean to sound rude, well actually I do. That’s bullshit, all of it. Seriously. I’d rather you believe in no higher power, and have good morales, than worship dinner.

-sean

601 Responses to “Woah….that is just so..so…dumb.”

1. 441 - April 26th, 2007 at 8:00 pm - ihatemyspace Says:
   
   

   Anyone else thinking of sending in a new hatemail so we have a fresh thread to destroy?

2. 442 - April 26th, 2007 at 8:04 pm - walter Says:
   
   

   hi sandra dee. would you like to touch me? i like being touched.

3. 443 - April 26th, 2007 at 8:04 pm - walter Says:
   
   

   hi sandra dee. would you like to touch me? i like being touched.

4. 444 - April 26th, 2007 at 8:04 pm - walter Says:
   
   

   hi sandra dee. would you like to touch me? i like being touched.

5. 445 - April 26th, 2007 at 8:07 pm - Rowdy Wench Says:
   
   

   @ ihatemyspace - Go for it!!! These threads are getting long and slow…

6. 446 - April 26th, 2007 at 8:52 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:
   
   

   @Aristotle
   Happens sometimes. Try getting in using another browser. Often fixes the problem/glitch.

7. 447 - April 26th, 2007 at 8:55 pm - Rowdy Wench Says:
   
   

   @ Aristotle - Wench Nikkiee is correct! She is a fine wench! ;) Most people have the best luck with Firefox.

8. 448 - April 26th, 2007 at 10:37 pm - Aristotle Says:
   
   

   Alas, I am doomed to suffer….Does anyone no what this means:
   new FastInit(OnLoadUtils);

9. 449 - April 26th, 2007 at 11:00 pm - Aristotle Says:
   
   

   Maybe I could be a saint.

10. 450 - April 26th, 2007 at 11:02 pm - Aristotle Says:
    
    

    Or a martyr. How do I become a martyr?

11. 451 - April 26th, 2007 at 11:06 pm - Supreme High Priestess Elizabeth of the Venerated Native American Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages Says:
    
    

    You have to die to become a martyr so DON’T DO THAT, PLEASE!!! We could certainly call you Saint Aristotle or Aristotle the Martyr… just don’t do anything to prove it! We want you to stay around!

12. 452 - April 26th, 2007 at 11:09 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:
    
    

    @Aristotle Apr 26th, 2007 at 11:02 pm

    “How do I become a martyr?”
    Flagellate yourself with al dente noodles…perhaps? :)

13. 453 - April 26th, 2007 at 11:13 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:
    
    

    @Aristotle Apr 26th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
    I’m not going to read it at the mo…but looks like a good link you had on your name back there.

14. 454 - April 27th, 2007 at 1:17 am - Red DutchPasta Kidd Says:
    
    

    walter
    Apr 25th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    you are mocking the lord jesus christ and everything that stands for him
    >
    Since we here love mocking idiots, morons and the like and there are so many of them! I feel for this Jesus guy, he must have a lousy view, just a load of well you know, standing for him, blocking his view of the great FSM.

15. 455 - April 27th, 2007 at 1:22 am - Navigator Spider Says:
    
    

    A martyr? change your name to martyn and become a bad speller…

16. 456 - April 27th, 2007 at 5:14 am - Alchemist Says:
    
    

    Ihatemyspace.
    .
    “Anyone else thinking of sending in a new hatemail so we have a fresh thread to destroy?”
    .
    Hell yeah :) I recognise the style of quite a few hatemails. Keeps us busy until bible school is out.
    Just think of the service to humanity you’ll be doing! Without this site we’d be on the streets (or more likely trying to start fights on other websites)!
    .
    You go for it!

17. 457 - April 27th, 2007 at 8:32 pm - ihatemyspace Says:
    
    

    I’m gonna do it. And now that you all know, you’ll guess it’s me. But that’s fine, we just want another thread to corrupt, right?
    .
    ♥ ihatemyspace
    .
    P.S. If the heart thing doesn’t work, don’t laugh at me.
    .
    P.P.S. What happened to the bible story?

18. 458 - April 27th, 2007 at 8:40 pm - Rowdy Wench Says:
    
    

    @ ihatemyspace - I got tired - really tired. Lots of personal stuff going on…sorry! I keep thinking about it but the enthusiasm isn’t there again yet. Really, sorry. I know everyone loved it…it’s not far from my thoughts trust me!
    The heart thing worked!
    Go ahead with the hate mail - we’ll love you for it! Have fun! :)))

19. 459 - April 28th, 2007 at 6:47 am - Alchemist Says:
    
    

    @ihatemyspace
    .
    “you’ll guess it’s me”
    hahaha - Bobby sussed out my last one :) - he published it though :)))))
    My Fr. Phil McCavity was spotted within one post! I think Sister Avadne Nobb has ‘em fooled though!
    (Hiya Rowdy :) )
    .
    P.P.S. What happened to the bible story?
    .
    Erm - I have an extremely limited attention span - somewhere between a gnat and a Chemistry graduate (I got side tracked :) )
    Still - I’ve got a few ideas if anyone fancies joining in later?
    .
    NOTE TO PUBLISHERS! Give us money! Lots of!

20. 460 - April 28th, 2007 at 3:10 pm - Noodley Bit Says:
    
    

    Whoa… (because that’s how it’s actually spelled) The Earth’s natural cooling and warming processes would have had us in another ice age (in about 75,000 years.) Instead, we’re warming up at a rate never before seen in natural phenomena.

    I think the greenhouse gasses JUST MIGHT have something to do with it. Perhaps everything to do with it, in fact. Oh, that and deforestation and the incredible proliferation (which has nothing to do with the pro-life movement) of pavement and road-building, which absorbs light waves and converts them to infra-red, aka “heat.”

    All Hail His Noodley-ness,
    RAmen.

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