hmmm… what an interesting idea…. a shame i like pasta. mmm…. tasty. i like the giant balls… meatballs…. and put them in my mouth. Anyhow… how on earth can you believe such nonsense. Pasta wasn’t even around till the 1600’s, and what on earth would pirates have to do with any freakin thing of global warming?? well, i don’t want to be wrapped in my bowl of spaghetti idea’s, but go suck some balls… meatballs…
Adam
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster’s balls are bigger and tastier than any other god’s balls, so deal with it. You can either eat inferior pasta with dried out tiny balls — or you can join us and partake in THE REAL THING, with beer and strippers on the side. Your choice.
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Adam, Pasta has been around far, far longer than the 1600’s do be carefull with you “facts”. Plus He created pasta here for us to enjiy! Which you do, so you are almost a Pastafarian already. And as for the pirates connection with gobal warming, check the graph, that is more proof than any other religion has.
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I notice the only time you used a capital letter in that entire post was in the word ‘Pasta’. That certainly looks like a sign of respect for His Noodliness to me.
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St John the Blapshemist
Saint of Proper Nouns
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Oh, except for the word ‘Anyhow’. But I’m sure there’s a link.
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I’m upper, upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I’ve got the biggest balls of all
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CHORUS
I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls,
And she’s got big balls,
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
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And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I’ve got great balls of fire!
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CHORUS
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Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure,
They’re the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
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CHORUS
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And I’m just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish
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AC/DC, Big Balls
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Supposing the Flying Spaghetti Monster exitss, which is an undeniable fact when you do look at the facts, then pasta would have existed since before the universe!
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David – think “superstrings” :))
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Yes of course His Divine ÃœberNoodliness has existed always, and will forever endure.
If the Noodle-string theory holds to be correct, the entire universe is one big dish of pasta, made in his image.
The earthly pasta, that we prepare and eat to celebrate His Noodliness and because it tastes so darn good, may not have been around quite as long. I think traces of the earliest noodles (that we know of – I really do think he blessed humanity with the grace of complex carbonhydrates much earlier) has been found in presentday China, and they are thougt to be somewhere around 4000-6000 years old (if my memory serves me correct).
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Check out;
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/FSM
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Absolute proof!
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yeah, if it’s on Wikipedia you know it’s true.
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that was gross…you just put our gods balls in ur mouth. This shows your submission into his noodlyness and as a leader of the southern california devision of Pastafarianism i declare thee a Pastafarian
-RAmen
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@Adam
Of course pasta hasn’t always been on the menu, but that doesn’t mean Pastafarianism is incorrect. The FSM created everything, trust me. You should understand pasta only came about recently as a dish when man created pasta in His image. It just took mankind a while to fully understand the ways of the mighty FSM. As soon as some early prophets did, they made pasta. So the FSM was always there. Surely that’s not too difficult to understand?
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Arrr…
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Am I wrong to be mildly aroused by this poster?
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Just Wondering…
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RAmen
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@ BCA – I wouldn’t exactly call that “wrong”, maybe just a little weird! You fit right in around here! We’re all weird in one way or another… :)))
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@One-Eyed Jack
Yes, that song!
@Adam
Did you just admit that you like giant balls? That’s bad hate-mailing man, everyone knows that when you hate-mail you aren’t supposed to give the enemy ammo! You’re not the brightest button on the parade are ya?
-Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church
RAmen
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Where is the chat program?
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@Jerda
Live chat is currently offline according to the whatsit on the right of the page. There was a post on it being too slow a while back, if memory serves.
@Adam
According to Wikipedia, Pasta has been around way before 1300. Buxter’s suggestion of 4000-6000 years old would tally with young earth creationism – coincidence?
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(ahem)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodle:
“In October 2005, the oldest noodles yet discovered were found at the Lajia site (Qijia culture) along the Yellow River in Qinghai, China. The 4,000-year-old noodles appear to have been made from foxtail millet and broomcorn millet.”
Besides, that’s just the oldest *discovered* noodle. I am very sure that FSM inspired the creation of dinner made in His image way earlier – how could man possibly have survived without?!!
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To One Eyed Jack… RAmen to you! AC/DC rocks!!
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For them to be discovered, they’d have have to not been eaten, looks like my faculty for English grammer has just left the building, apologies if I make no sense
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Indeed Storm Petrel… it seems unlikely that our early pasta-creating forebears would have left their dinner for archaeologists to dig up milennia later, when they could eat it… I mean, who wants to work for hours in the fields to grow millet or the like, make it into flour, do whatever complex processes are required to transform flour into noodles (my lack of culinary knowledge betrays me), and cook the noodles… and then NOT EAT THEM? Ancient emerging agricultural societies aren’t known for the great quantity of their leftovers…
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I’m not sure how noodles are made, but for pasta, it’s about 2 cups of strong plain flour + 2 beaten eggs + a tiny bit of olive oil + water to bring it together into a non-sticky ball, leave to settle for a few minutes, possibly while making more dough balls, then roll out and cut the desired pasta type, you can get machines for rolling and cutting instead of doing it by hand, then either drape it over clean poles to dry or put straight into boiling water, fresh pasta does cook faster though, so it needs to be checked. The amounts of flour and liquid can vary depending on the size of your cups/eggs, I never was one for exact measurements
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This is so fucking stupid I dont even want to leave a comment (but I did)
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To Retartds… what does your name mean?
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@ Wench Beth, maybe Retartds was in a food fight and meant to write re-tarted, the s, d and e are all pretty close together…
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Heya…. sorry bout the pasta, but ur so stupid. i mean, i forgot u need to tenderize them before u stick them. and “retartd”, methinks yus no guds a engwish.
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good god and not yurgod for godsakes. how can u all be so foolish? just asking. i dont even want to go there. how can you all believe in a pile of soppy wet noodles with the eyes of a crab. don’t you see this all one big joke? I feel bad for all the people that do believe in it.
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Never mind mario, when you start school and learn to read and write you may understand…..or not :)
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@mario
“don’t you see this all one big joke?”
Oh my, I love your grammar! Me think you be not much nice to me!
Ha, I’m glad Kindergarteners have the guts to insult us, and as a matter of fact, this little tike has a better argument than most other fundies we get around here, so a round of applause to him!
-Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church
RAmen
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I’m sure there’s some recipie some where for pasta with crab, so perhaps the similarity between the eyes of the FSM and the eyes of a crab means we should look for said dish, or maybe my brain just hasn’t woken up yet
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I like pie
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Pie is good, especially with ice-cream, after a big pasta dinner…
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“Suck on my chocolate salty balls – stick em in your mouth and suck em”
Thanks to South Park!
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To Mario… get a life. Join the FSM and you will be changed forever. Plus you will learn how to spell, too.
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Just one question for you guys. Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster have cheese on him and if so what kind. It’s just because I like my spaghetti to have cheese on it, makes it taste much yummier
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@Alex -
As far as I’m aware, you can put anything you desire on your spaghetti. Personally, I like mine with meatballs and covered in meat sauce (no cheese for me).
I think most cheese lovers put Parmesan on their pasta, but you could just as easily use an alternative.
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@ Alex – Aristotle is right – you can put whatever you like on your pasta! We have vegetarians on the site; I like a good meat sauce and Parmesan cheese…mmmm basil pesto is good too! Just whatever works for you…
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Rowdy has summed it up better than anyone…”whatever works for you”…. you can’t categorise or pigeon-hole (or even turkey-hole) the FSM, he is bigger than we can possibly imagine, we merely observe his manifestation in our reality, the exact visual appearance is irrelevant, the important message is “pasta”, any sort, any size, any dressing… just remember the pasta. Attempts at schisms completely go against his wishes, we are all touched by his noodly appendages, the same sauce covers us all, who cares what the sauce is?
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go with pasta…
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>”how on earth can you believe such nonsense”
Is this guy talking about the Christian bible?
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No he talkin about your shit you dumb fuck. Nigel
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Why is he talking about Nigels feaces?
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@Retards
You must have a lot of gaul to call someone dumb in a sentence with completely incorrect grammar and misspelled words!
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How could you?! You made meatballs sound dirty. Shame on you!!!
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Silly Sally
Hello :)))
Do you by any chance live with a football team in Alabama?
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Greetings everyone,
It’s the first time that I happen to come across this website, even though I have heard about the great revelations around FSM for some time.
Just reading this whole thread, it is so easy to see why I wouldn’t want to be Christian, but a Rastafarian instead:
Who would want to end up in Paradise with a bunch of analphabetic (I mean, seriously, I am German and still can’t bear the grammar I see in some posts here), insulting and uptight weirdos that left posts dissing the FSM? You lot sound just like the bunch of people you want to hang out with in afterlife, surrounded by beer volcanoes and strippers!
So, in honor of the almighty FSM, I have changed my name to The Spaetzle (For the Christian posters – that’s a German pasta)
RAmen
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Be welcome Spaetzle! You most certainly made the right choice there in choosing to become a Pastafarian.Best religion in the world :)
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Yeah! Welcome to the worlds most sensible website. You’ll have to talk to Lilith – she’s a fellow German.
Kick off thy shoes and crack open a Becks (bit early but it’s Friday – a Pastafarian holiday).
Again, welcome!
RAmen
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Thanks guys,
Just told my boss about my new religion and that I will have to take all Fridays off from now on. So beer I come.
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@ The Spaetzle
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“…all Fridays off from now on. So beer I come.”
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You might run into a bit of religious discrimination there – threaten legal action!
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@ The Spaetzle – I second Alchemist’s welcome! “Sensible” we are not…actually now that I think about it I can go with sensible because it is not the same as “sane”! :)))
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Yay! I have cracked open a bottle of wine – my husband is going to be late home from work and I have to cope with the boys for an extra hour on my own! alcohol definitely warranted ;)
Welcome aboard “The Spaetzle”!! (Sounds like you should be the ship!)
Pull up a barrel and make yourself at home :)
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Hello Sister Sally. Are you attending the most holy of competitions tonight?
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Sister Verity from St. Marks is against Mother Purity , from St Peter’s, for the Ecclesiastical Cup!
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I’m so glad our blessed Pope introduced “Naked Nun Cage Fighting” – it’s really swelled the coffers!
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It is in praise of “The Most Holy”. Jesus informed the Holy Father in a dream that it was good!
(Mind you,between you and me the Pontiff hasn’t been himself recently – he’s been hitting the cough medicine again!)
Hope to see you at ring side! I’ll be wearing my dog-collar and a fetching blue crinoline skirt!
Amen Sister, Amen!
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@ Fr. Phil McCavity – “Naken Nun Cage Fighting” Right then, I think I must need a break for a bit. I need to do something to get rid of that mental image! :))))
@ Booty – enjoy! I’ll be in and out. Have been at this FSM thing solidly all morning and need to do something that someone else might view as useful. Of course, I can’t think of a better way to spend my time! ;)
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Drink! Feck! Fr. Phil – is there a late bar? I’m ministering to me flock until 8 – get the whiskies in fer us!
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Hallo Spaetzle!! Ein Landsmann, hehe!
Have fun, there’s a bunch of great people here ;)
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Arrr…
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Did I hear the phrase “in and out”?
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RAmen
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Bearded Clam Admirer
hahahahahaha
You must have….this thread was a long way off the main page :)
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Your professed heaven of alcohol and sex workers shows what is really in your souls, namely pure selfishness. So long as you are drunk and able to sexually exploit another person you are in heaven. It doesn’t matter whether your sexual object has thoughts and feelings; it matters not for they are manufactured in “factories” conveniently absolving you from any regard to whether they possess any humanity. Their humanity is not relevant; they exist to be used by you. You make me sick.
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Hey, I’m detecting a pattern here. Wrath, greed, lust. I guess there will be, what, envy, sloth, gluttony and pride. It’s interesting that these sins were described before there even was an America.
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I do get your point about the stripper factory and exploitation. However, this is SATIRE. Why don’t you harass Ted Haggard or Manuel Noriega. What about Paris Hilton? We are just regular people here, and we’re probably just like people all over the world, even Africa.
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Bugga Saucy…. you beat me to it :)
RAmen
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Gotta go
Catch you later :))
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Pride is not a deadly sin. Pride is good (not poking at you Saucy, just the people who wrote that crap). Now, vanity, vanity is a deadly sin! The list should be edited…
Gotta run!
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Why should I harass high profile people? They are there for all to see and yet “ordinary” people do nothing. Ordinary people drive markets that support the likes of Haggard and Hilton. Paris Hilton is indorsed to indulge in her outrageous and wanton behaviour by ordinary people buying magazines, books and films in which she appears. This same media then imposes these images upon your children who starve themselves to look like her. Some die. By your own apathy you fail to protect yourself from yourself. Why should I not have contempt for ordinary apathetic people?
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Sloth Apr 29th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Why should I harass high profile people? They are there for all to see and yet “ordinary†people do nothing. Ordinary people drive markets that support the likes of Haggard and Hilton. Paris Hilton is indorsed to indulge in her outrageous and wanton behaviour by ordinary people buying magazines, books and films in which she appears. This same media then imposes these images upon your children who starve themselves to look like her. Some die. By your own apathy you fail to protect yourself from yourself. Why should I not have contempt for ordinary apathetic people?
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Because it’s so much easier to focus your hate on the famous people.
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“Paris Hilton is indorsed to indulge in her outrageous and wanton behaviour by ordinary people buying magazines, books and films in which she appears.”
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Wait. Does Paris Hilton not have free will like the rest of us? Do ordinary people control Paris Hilton?
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Change your name Aristotle for you shame the great philosopher. America is a whore and for money she performs any service no matter how distasteful. Stop buying magazines featuring Hilton and you stop Hilton appearing in magazines.
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“Sloth Apr 29th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Why should I harass high profile people? They are there for all to see and yet “ordinary†people do nothing. Ordinary people drive markets that support the likes of Haggard and Hilton. Paris Hilton is indorsed to indulge in her outrageous and wanton behaviour by ordinary people buying magazines, books and films in which she appears. This same media then imposes these images upon your children who starve themselves to look like her. Some die. By your own apathy you fail to protect yourself from yourself. Why should I not have contempt for ordinary apathetic people?”
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Ok Wrath, Sloth, Greed, whatever you want to call yourself.
My wife and I are ordinary people, we donate 200 man hours per year, and more money then you’ll ever see in your lifetime to this organization…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variety,_the_Children’s_Charity
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So tell me, aside from acting like an asshole here at the FSM, what have you done?
Please do tell…
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I don’t buy magazines featuring Hilton. I find all that celebrity stuff irritating.
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“America is a whore and for money she performs any service no matter how distasteful.”
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And that sentence contains a huge mistake. Have you heard about all the immigration “problems.” Hispanics come in from Mexico to work on fields or mow people’s lawns because all the Americans don’t want to do those things. (Therefore, if we stop immigration, we Americans will have to do those distasteful tasks. There won’t be anyone else to do them.)
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Hahahaha, Aristotle again you shame the philosopher. Think before you speak. Desperate people (illegal immigrants largely) flooding into America to scavenge the crumbs from America’s table while Americans are too slothful to dirty their hands is not an intelligent point to make to me at this time.
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Sloth, please don’t blame me for the ills of my entire country. I can own a part of it, but it’s really a very small part. I’m also upset about what has gone wrong. I voted against both Bushes. I got rid of my SUV and got a more economical car. I don’t consume drugs or alcohol, and I try to eat a reasonable diet. I recycle what I can. You bastard. I’m angry that I’m angry about this. It’s at least partly because I know you have some salient points. Your method of delivery leaves a lot to be desired, so I’m having a difficult time hearing your message clearly.
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Aristotle, the rich will always find someone to exploit. To deny that America is a whore who lies, steals and kills for the wealth of the world to feed it’s voracious appetite for all things material is naive. America worships the dollar. She makes gods out of the rich and excess is prized above all else. Those with money are encouraged to show no restraint in the consumption of material things and the acquisition of further wealth.
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“Gluttony Apr 29th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
Aristotle, the rich will always find someone to exploit. To deny that America is a whore who lies, steals and kills for the wealth of the world to feed it’s voracious appetite for all things material is naive. America worships the dollar. She makes gods out of the rich and excess is prized above all else. Those with money are encouraged to show no restraint in the consumption of material things and the acquisition of further wealth.”
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I’m still waiting to hear all the great things you’ve done for this world???
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What? Are there none? From someone like you, with such a big mouth, I’m amazed.
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“SaucyWench Apr 29th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Sloth, please don’t blame me for the ills of my entire country. I can own a part of it, but it’s really a very small part. I’m also upset about what has gone wrong. I voted against both Bushes. I got rid of my SUV and got a more economical car. I don’t consume drugs or alcohol, and I try to eat a reasonable diet. I recycle what I can. You bastard. I’m angry that I’m angry about this. It’s at least partly because I know you have some salient points. Your method of delivery leaves a lot to be desired, so I’m having a difficult time hearing your message clearly.”
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Hi Saucy, don’t let this poster bother you.
I think, for the most part all of us pastafarians do what we can to help mankind.
I think it makes this poster jealous, because they’ve done nothing.
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Aristotle supposes that the his real problem with posters like Sloth and Gluttony and all those others is that they make generalizations. I try to avoid doing all that “evil” stuff. Indeed, many people avoid it. Stop saying “[all of] America.” It’s so untrue.
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Stop focusing on America. What about other first world counties?
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Alternately, you could just take it out on all of humanity….
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Thank you Peter. I’m going to go watch Cops now.
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Wow. Aristotle’s last post is probably a bit confusing since he went from third person to third person. “I” means Aristotle.
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Peter Popoff I don’t need to justify myself to you. I think that it is amusing that you attempt to transfer your guilt onto me. I’m sure you only perform minimal lip service to your fellow man so you can pat yourself on the back and demonstrate to your neighbours what a good man you are. When no one is watching do you still put a coin in the beggars tin? I think not. Your generosity, like many like you, is designed to alleviate your guilt at what your country has become. As a nation you will fall from your pride. Pride took you to Iraq and pride keeps you there. American arrogance is legendary and clichéd around the world. Might I suggest that you read “The Ugly American”. It is required reading for your Operational Detachment Alpha units and I think the rest of you might benefit from reading it as well.
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“Pride Apr 29th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Peter Popoff I don’t need to justify myself to you. I think that it is amusing that you attempt to transfer your guilt onto me. I’m sure you only perform minimal lip service to your fellow man so you can pat yourself on the back and demonstrate to your neighbours what a good man you are. When no one is watching do you still put a coin in the beggars tin? I think not. Your generosity, like many like you, is designed to alleviate your guilt at what your country has become. As a nation you will fall from your pride. Pride took you to Iraq and pride keeps you there. American arrogance is legendary and clichéd around the world. Might I suggest that you read “The Ugly Americanâ€. It is required reading for your Operational Detachment Alpha units and I think the rest of you might benefit from reading it as well.”
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You silly fuck. You don’t need to justify yourself to me, because you can’t! Moron.
My silly American Pride made this the greatest nation in the world! In 200 years time.
And like I said the other day, the Bush gang put us in Iraq not my Country.
Of course you’re just here to stir the blood, and I’m drunk, so I’ll play.
However, you really should pick your battles better, you’re over your head here.
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What will anybody get from reading your posts? Besides the knowledge that you’re not that bright?
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@Peter Popoff – *conspiratorial whisper* Just ignore him.
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Maybe, he’ll go away.
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“Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Maybe, he’ll go away.”
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Heh heh, I hope not! He’s got Saucy posting again!
It’s been so long since we’ve had a real moron to post to.
I hope this one stays for like… three days! heh heh
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Aristotle thinks it’s funny how he keeps changing names.
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OMFSM! Look at this from the dictionary:
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“The seven deadly or capital or mortal sins believed by some Christian denominations to lead to spiritual death are: pride, covetousness or avarice, lust, wrath or anger, gluttony, envy, sloth.”
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Found his list. hehehe ;))
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Hahahahaha, do you really think that America is the greatest nation on earth? What’s so great about it? The vast dichotomy between rich and poor, crime and violence such as we saw at Virginia Tech? The bastardisation of minorities that led to this insanity? Rodney King and the LA riots? Perhaps the earlier Detroit riots? Or maybe America’s inability to mind it’s own business overseas, engage in protectionist economic practices and to impose it’s culture on others.
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Even sloth is on it. I guess I’ve never heard the “seven deadly sins.”
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@Pride – What is the greatest nation on Earth?
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Congratulations on your revelation Aristotle. Saucy Wench got it after Lust. I wish I was stupid like you and as stupid as Peter Popoff says I am. That way I wouldn’t care so much about these evil things that ordinary people allow to happen. I wish I was just another lamb in the land of the free doing as I was told and reading about Paris Hilton in glossy magazines. I do envy you (a)pathetic people.
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@Envy – Like he said before, Aristotle does not read about Hilton in glossy magazines. (He rarely reads magazines.)
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“Pride Apr 29th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Hahahahaha, do you really think that America is the greatest nation on earth? What’s so great about it? The vast dichotomy between rich and poor, crime and violence such as we saw at Virginia Tech? The bastardisation of minorities that led to this insanity? Rodney King and the LA riots? Perhaps the earlier Detroit riots? Or maybe America’s inability to mind it’s own business overseas, engage in protectionist economic practices and to impose it’s culture on others.”
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Oh how boring… but if we must. How about we google the Strongest economy in the world? Or lets Google which country has given more humanitarian aid then any other?
Or which Country has proved the most enviable place to live? Google your little heart out, jackass. I know what I’m talking about.
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At everybody else, you folks know I’m not conceited, nor am I especially proud of America at the moment. But this asshole wants facts, and they stand true, and can be found in the history books, and at Google.
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Back to Wrath, I really want to know what you’ve done for mankind? Come on sister!
This is important to me!
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new website
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How do I make it blue?
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Correction: How does Aristotle make it blue?
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It already is blue isn’t it.
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“Back to Wrath, I really want to know what you’ve done for mankind? Come on sister!
This is important to me!”
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Come on Sunshine,
It’s past my bedtime, but I really want to know how you’ve helped your fellow man?
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Peter Popoff Apr 29th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
“Back to Wrath, I really want to know what you’ve done for mankind? Come on sister!
This is important to me!â€
Come on Sunshine,
It’s past my bedtime, but I really want to know how you’ve helped your fellow man?
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He helped his fellow man by calling him worthless. Now, his fellow man is depressed. Now, he is dead. Thank you, Wrath.
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P.S. He’s dead ’cause he killed himself.
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@ Peter – Yeah, I’m drunk too (first time in 2 weeks – been trying to be sober more!). I am with you all the way here – I do more than pay lip service to mankind. I work hard to do my part and make my corner of the world a better place for me and everyone who lives in it. All this idiot has is anger and fear – not useful tools for making the world a better place.
He/she/it is good at getting the blood to boil, though. And I agree with you – I’m glad he/she/it got Saucy to post again! She has such good things to say…
Well, I’m drunk but not enough so I’m off again…back maybe tonight and definitely tomorrow!
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You are conceited Ugly American.
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Of course the USA has the strongest economy in the world. Given that it uses violence and unconscionable economic practices without restraint it has risen to monstrous power. I don’t dispute the wealth of America, see my posts under the heading “Greed” and “Gluttony”. USA also provides the most foreign aid in dollar terms, but it ranks 22nd among the developed world in terms of percentage of it’s GDP given as foreign aid. I wonder if Stinger missiles qualify as foreign aid. Here’s my source.
http://www.vexen.co.uk/USA/foreign_aid.html
In terms of standard of living Norway is the highest and USA is 6th.
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“Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
P.S. He’s dead ’cause he killed himself.”
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Hahaha, I think you’re right Aristotle!
I’ve got to sleep now…
G’nite
Ramen
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@Seven – Did you see this?
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1. The USA is the world’s biggest giver
2. … and the stingiest
3. Conclusion: Don’t blame USA citizens
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Notice #3 there. That’s from that site
http://www.vexen.co.uk/USA/foreign_aid.html
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This is my favourite part Aristotle.
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“It is likely true that all countries are biased towards giving to countries where they have economic or political interest. This is inevitable, and will probably never change. The difference with the USA appears to be that it is the single loudest self-congratulator. When it comes to war and aggression and other USA foreign policy issues, the USA is always heard to be boasting of how it is a beneficiary to much of the world. Yet, proportionally, all 21 of the other developed nations give more, and none of them used the “we are good because we are generous” argument that their policy was correct. Such emotional blackmail would produce a lot of internal criticism in any European country where the government claimed such a thing. In Europe where worldly communications are highly developed, every country can see the internal workings of the rest of the world and governmental criticism is heard of all governments.
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However, despite the USAs dominance of mass media, it is frequently only the pro-USA, self-congratulatory messages that seem to arrive in Europe, the USA citizens criticism and disbelief of their own government is not apparent, which gives the overall impression that Americans are either gullible, ignorant or honestly uncaring. It appears to many Europeans that the USA government and its citizens believe two things:
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That USA is a generous nation of people
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That this also give the USA a right to enforce aggressive foreign policies and aggressively pursue economic interests in all other countries”
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I guess this is why Peter Popoff wrongly believes he is so generous.
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@Seven – Aristotle shall once again point you to #3 Don’t blame USA citizens.
Aristotle doesn’t care for the reason you should not blame us. So we’re all self-deluding. Like Aristotle heard somewhere, “insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.” If that quote doesn’t fit here very well, then just call Aristotle crazy. (He already knows that he is.)
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P.S. Everyone is crazy in some way.
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P.P.S. Aristotle loves italicizing words!
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ITALICIZATION – Used it all the time!
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Scratch that^
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ITALICIZATION – The best thing since sliced bread!
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Aristotle favors this method of destroying Earth (#1 Total existence failure)
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http://www.qntm.org/destroy#Fall-back%20methods
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Happy Moon’s Day!
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Hey, Peter and Rowdy, thank you. I don’t know what I think about all this. It would be nice to dismiss Mr. 7 Deadly Sins as a cretin, yet I am also thoroughly disgusted with America at the moment. From the very beginning, the settlers that later became Americans seemed to have a sense of entitlement that led to ugly chapter after chapter throughout our history. I’m not really very politically minded, but I do object to our involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan, probably for much the same reasons that Mr. Sins has.
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I object to a lot of aspects of my culture and my country’s actions. I am ashamed. What should I do? Move? Buy a bumper sticker? Go protest something? Maybe, but my sphere of influence is really very small. I’m fighting my own war, believe me, Mr. Sins. If I give my money away and spend much of my time in an effort to change this country, who will raise my 3 and 1/2 year-old son? Who will teach him tolerance, kindness, compassion, and understanding? Who will be there to steer my teenage daughters away from promiscuityand drugs, and toward self-sufficiency and open-minded social consciousness? You? I think not, Mr. Sins.
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I cannot describe more of my daily battles without you pointing out that many of my problems stem from America’s problems. Ok, you win. It is all hopeless. So what do I do now? Go back to the drinking and drugging I stopped 19 years ago? Send an email to someone in Afghanistan saying that I’m sorry for a war I didn’t start and am powerless to stop?
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Do you know about Appalachia, Mr. Sins? My mother was born and raised just north of the Smoky Mountains in Tennessee. She had no plumbing or electricity, and very little food and clothing. She left as a teenager and never looked back. My father sold vacuum cleaners door-to-door before he joined the military when I was very young. Both my parents worked very hard to make my and my siblings’ lives better, and they were largely successful. So, I got to go to college, and now my oldest child is preparing to go to college in a couple of years.
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I’ve got to go to work now, for another day of doing my best to care for my “betters,” as you put it the other day. What will you do today, Mr. Sins?
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Lust.
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“Your professed heaven of alcohol and sex workers shows what is really in your souls, namely pure selfishness. So long as you are drunk….”
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Erm – you have a problem with this?
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PS Aristotle
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Holy shit man (or woman) are you trying to take the “Most frequent irrelevant poster” award! (big silly grin – just to make sure you know I’m being silly)
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I’ll have you know that Peter Popoff and I will fight tooth and nail for that one!
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Biscuits at dawn usurper!
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@Mr. (or Mrs., who cares?) Sins
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I know more people like you, trying to poison other people’s lives by pointing to everything that goes wrong in the world. That’s an easy task: humans are very strong at screwing up things in general. Look around you, point at the very first person or object you see… SOMETHING will be wrong with it, and probably because of human intervention. The most rational thing to do for the human race would be collective suicide.
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BUT!
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It is the NON-rational part of the human being that makes it so different from other species, and that gave us art, science, humor. It is also that non-rational part that makes humans go through where a positive issue seems impossible. If ever, it will be that non-rational part that will get us through large-scale errors like Bushism and ID.
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Such achievements are contributed to by “big” persons, whose names end up in history books. Such achievements are also contributed to by “little” persons, whose names will never make it into a history book. Some of them post on this site.
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Mr. (or Mrs., who cares?) Sins, you’re NOT one of those !
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@Mr. (or Mrs., who cares?) Sins
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Extra: read Erasmus’ Laus Stultitiae, about all the foolishness in the human being, and the importance of the non-rational side of men.
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Poor Saucy!
I feel for you – I feel much the same, but you can’t spend your life feeling guilty for stuff that isn’t your fault which you can’t change – especially when you have kids relying on you – you are doing a good job raising your kids – don’t let people like Mr Sins make you feel bad – he/she is not exactly saving the world either – and anyhow – we don’t have sins – wrong church ;) Have a nice big bowl of pasta to make you feel better :D
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@Seven
Maybe this would be a good time to point out that Bush’s approval rating stands at around 32% right now. Most of us Americans are just as pissed at our government as you are (though you apparently think that you should blame everyone). Us “American People” are the ones who have to deal with a boneheaded government here at home, so we would appreciate it if you cut us a little slack. Feel free to keep insulting our foreign policies and such, but it isn’t fair to attack the people when so many are just as disgusted (or almost as disgusted, anyway) at how our country is currently run as you are.
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That was speaking as an American, speaking as a person I would like to point out that you haven’t exactly been very nice to anyone in your posts, and that we don’t like people as stuffed up as you. Yes, I say that you are acting with extreme arrogance. You come on to our site preaching hatred, telling us that all Americans are practically the physical incarnation of evil, and somehow believing that you have been given the right to judge. Just because you have read a few books, and viewed a few sites, you presume that you are all-knowing on the subject of America’s actions. Who gave you the prerogative to insult an entire race of people? You can blame us all you want, you can insult us all you want, but it seems that you cannot even tell when your own actions are as supercilious as you claim ours to be.
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“The vast dichotomy between rich and poor, crime and violence such as we saw at Virginia Tech? The bastardisation of minorities that led to this insanity?”
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I’m sorry, I was going to sit this one out, and let you collapse under the hefty weight of your own pride. It’s not even my country, and honestly, I’ve agreed with you about some of your comments.
Yes, America is in deep shit right now [and my country happens to be rapidly following it :( ], BUT it isn’t the fault of the general populace, no more than it was the fault of the German people for Hitler.
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However, that one stupid comment goes to show just how low and idiotic you are. Thirty two people dead, and you are blaming it on the rich and the poor.
You are fucking trying to use it as some sort of justification for your pointless argument. Get your head out of your arse. Seung Hui Cho was a nutcase. Wealth had nothing to do with the matter. At least have the respect for the dead not to use their deaths for some stupid game of one-upmanship with complete strangers.
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Listen, if you really do believe what you say about America, fine. However, it isnt hard to come across as polite.
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You want people to agree with you? Try being polite. Try producing real arguments rather then socio-political babble. And (yes I know about grammar, blow me) for the love of whatever god you hold dear, even if it is yourself, don’t try and use a tragedy as justification of that sort of garbage.
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Finally, this internet community was formed against a cause that survives by grandstanding. Why do you possibly think your tactics will work here? Grow up.
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As ever RAmen Jingles!
And get back to work! ;P
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It’s not good enough to claim that the “government” is not representative of the citizenry in a democracy like the USA. The will of the people is the cornerstone of the government’s mandate. I don’t hate Americans and I do believe that some of them are decent people but America needs to wake up as to why so much of the world does hate them. Saucy Wench is no doubt a decent person and I’m glad she’s posting again. I’ve said my bit and now I’ll leave you all in peace.
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@ Saucy Wench – Being able to see the world from more than one perspective gives us enlightenment and balance. Or total frustration! I can see the good and bad about America right now. I am very frustrated by some of the crap that’s happening. I’m a registered Republican (ack, can’t even really identify with them AT ALL any more) but don’t consider myself Republican at all. I’m not Liberal/Democrat either – I don’t fit in anywhere except here! :) I don’t know why I’m ranting about this…oh, idiot Seven can only see the bad – Jean Bart (RAmen!) is right – it’s easy to see the bad in any situation. But that doesn’t give a complete picture or the truth even.
@ Gnocci Man and Jingles – RAmen and Bravo! Well spoken.
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Alchemist Apr 30th, 2007 at 6:30 am
PS Aristotle
Holy shit man (or woman) are you trying to take the “Most frequent irrelevant poster†award! (big silly grin – just to make sure you know I’m being silly)
I’ll have you know that Peter Popoff and I will fight tooth and nail for that one!
Biscuits at dawn usurper!
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Aristotle says bring it on! ;)
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@Seven – “I’ve said my bit and now I’ll leave you all in peace.”
Au revoir.
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Wow, he’s gone. I have to come back down to Earth now. I’ve been all worked up about this. I’m glad that several of you are happy I’m posting again. I didn’t stop for any particular reason other than life getting in the way. I do particularly enjoy speaking up when there’s something inflammatory being thrown about. This one really got me, though, possibly even more than the dreaded TLM. Ok, I’ve got to take a deep breath. In with the good….out with the bad.
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Gay marriage: it might not be holy matrimony, but it should be legal.
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No comment? Darn.
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Anyone want to sing “99 bottles of beer on the wall”
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Aristotle Apr 30th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
“Anyone want to sing “99 bottles of beer on the wallâ€
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Maybe….what colour are they?
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Wench Nikkiee Apr 30th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Aristotle Apr 30th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
“Anyone want to sing “99 bottles of beer on the wallâ€
Maybe….what colour are they?
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Aristotle doesn’t know. Beer colored? Heliotrope? Blue?
Whatever you want, Aristotle supposes.
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OK :)
Wench has 10 minutes to spare!
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Why does http keep reappearing in my link after I’ve removed it?
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Aristotle will start if you’d like.
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99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
You take one down
And pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall
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98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer
You take one down
And pass it around
97 bottles of beer on the wall
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97 bottles of beer on the wall
97 bottles of beer
You take one down
And pass it around
96 bottles of beer on the wall
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“The Landlord he was so ashamed he f*cked them back to life again!”
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hehehehe – we having a sing-song :)))
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90 botlsh of beer on walls
90 botsh of beeeerrr
You take one down
And parsh it roun
89 boles of beer on wallsh
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First of all, going purely on the part of the site he quoted, Mister Seven Deadly Sins’s little website seemed rather biased. Maybe that’s not important? I wonder.
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Secondly, I really, really, REAAALLY hate when other people go around lecturing on how horrible you are when they’re no better. And judging from his arrogance, he didn’t seem so much better to me. Yes, America has problems, that’s obvious to anyone–serious problems, at that.
Find me a country that doesn’t?
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@ Aristotle – One day a few of my horse back riding students and I actually sang that song all the way from 99 down to none while driving to and from dinner…one of the great moments of my life (they were rare before I started posting here!). :)))
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80 botl – hick – sh beer on huh?
80 bot-tels bee-eer
Take one down
Pash aroun
79 damn bot-les bee-eer
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Oh and Hiya Wench Nikkiee! I’m off for a few but I’ll be back as soon as supper is assembled…
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@Rowdy Wench – Kids sang it all the time at the summer camp Aristotle went to. On the bus. There’s a “field trip” every Mercury’s Day (Wednesday).
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75 bols bee-ararar
down rown heee ararar
sumshing
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Bugga! Gone :(
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“the next time I met her, I met her in pink! All in pink, all in pink, she made my..
ooh – cobwebs! I like spiders! Bring on the dancing ferrets!
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Aristotle as an irrational fear of spiders.
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ARACHNOPHOBIA!!
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spiders are nice! Wasps though! Bastards!
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Hey! “Bastard” is such a rude term in today’s society! Just because wasps don’t have father figures in their lives, that does not mean you should call them bastards.
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Does in my book! They’re even worse in September! They get pissed on fermenting fruit and act like “Englishmen Abroad” – now that’s shit scary!
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A new topic: wedelns
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Alchemist Apr 30th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Does in my book! They’re even worse in September! They get pissed on fermenting fruit and act like “Englishmen Abroad†– now that’s shit scary!
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True….
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E=mc^2
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Aristotle saw Blades of Glory over spring break.
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/you-atheists-think-you-have-got-it-all-figured-out-huh.htm#comment-109346
Because he is having “computer troubles,” Aristotle shall reply here:
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Aristotle can read minds….
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“Aristotle can read minds….”
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Oh not another bloody telepath!
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My mind isn’t difficult to read! Just add sheep!
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Yes, Aristotle is quite gifted at telepathy and mathematics.
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@Seven
You are a total fuckstick. USA is the greatest nation ever. Why is the USA so great? Cause we’ve got the money, guns and smarts to bury any fucker that doesn’t do what we say. If we wanted to we could kill every one of the muslin monkeys in the Mid East and take the oil. They only live cause we’re decent enough to let them live. You are a stupid fuck. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!
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Aristotle is sensing anger here….
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Hmmm! I could have handled the telepathy but maths?
No way! I’ve spent many years avoiding that! I was always bombed in Physical Chemistry lectures.
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Uncle Sam
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YAWN!
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Ever play Sudoku?
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“Ever play Sudoku?”
I have :) I can win too! Just get bored – try crosswords – so much more fun!
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Pythagoras stole that theorem from Aristotle! Aristotle never forgave him for that!
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Alchemist Apr 30th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
“Ever play Sudoku?â€
I have :) I can win too! Just get bored – try crosswords – so much more fun!
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Math crosswords? :)
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We can continue this convo later – the walls are starting to move now! I suspect I’m completely stoned!
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As I was going to St. Ives
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
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Alchemist Apr 30th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
We can continue this convo later – the walls are starting to move now! I suspect I’m completely stoned!
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:*) ?
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One :))
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K back to work again here :(
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Aristotle, you want to speak in the second person now.
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Happy Tiu’s Day!
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Happy May Day!
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Merry Christmas!
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Happy Birthday!
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I love the FSM and his/her infinate wisdom.
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Happy…um…um…Concupiscences Day! (Look it up!)
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Gabriel May 1st, 2007 at 12:08 am
I love the FSM and his/her infinate wisdom.
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Hey, so do I!
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P.S. it’s infinite, not infinate
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@everyone in general – I’m going to speak in first person. For now!
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Bold font – the best thing since italicization!
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3 then :)))
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“Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.” – from the link on my name.
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Wench Nikkiee May 1st, 2007 at 12:25 am
3 then :)))
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Huh?
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Three what?
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un, deux, trois
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I can count to, like, a thousand in French.
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In case anyone is wondering, I’d like to say that I really don’t mind talking to myself. I do it all the time.
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If I did care, well, then I would have stopped coming here minutes ago.
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Good night all.
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Good night to you, Aristotle.
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Oh, thanks. Good night to you as well, Aristotle.
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You’re very welcome. And thank you.
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You’re welcome.
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See? Told you.
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ARISTOTLE IS CRAZY!!
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Going to St Ives
Aristotle in 1st, 2nd and 3rd person :)
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No, I am not! You’re crazy!
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Wench Nikkiee May 1st, 2007 at 12:45 am
Going to St Ives
Aristotle in 1st, 2nd and 3rd person :)
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Ohhh! I get it.
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“Aristotle May 1st, 2007 at 12:47 am
‘Wench Nikkiee May 1st, 2007 at 12:45 am
Going to St Ives
Aristotle in 1st, 2nd and 3rd person :)’
Ohhh! I get it.”
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You’re such an idiot, Aristotle.
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NO, I AM NOT!
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OK. Going to bed now.
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Good night.
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I should really go to bed now. I have to go to a psychiatric ward tomorrow. Or today, I suppose, depending on how you look at it.
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Knock knock?
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Good night now. It’s final now. I’m going to turn off my computer. If I don’t say anything after this, it’s because I’m gone.
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OK, good night.
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Here I go.
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To bed.
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Bye.
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Wench Nikkiee May 1st, 2007 at 12:58 am
Knock knock?
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Who’s there?
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Dammit!
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Little old lady
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Hi.
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nerr *pokes out tongue*
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Wait. You’re a little old lady?
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who also pokes her tongue out at people?
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ats noa ow you make pourridge!
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Oh…I did not know that.
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Do you often eat porridge?
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I don’t.
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@Aristotle May 1st, 2007 at 1:09 am
“You’re a little old lady? who also pokes her tongue out at people?”
Only at those people who open the door to strangers without asking their name first!
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Well, I am not one of those people.
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My mommy told me not to speak to strangers.
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Good night :)
Bah! *mumble mumble mumble*
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That’s why you have to ask their name when one knocks on your door!
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Actually, it’s morning. At least, it is to me.
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>:0===Q<
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I have a new PBSY :))
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5.20pm here
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Tuesday! Wish all you people would move your clocks forward catch up us in the future.
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K I’m going to cook some dinner now. Bye *waves to Aristotle*
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“catch up us”
That was obviously meant to be “catch up to us” :@
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>:@===Q
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Hello :))
Would any of you kiddies like some boiled sweets?
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Stranger
Grrr……growl……snarl…woof woof……woof woof woof……snarl….
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Woof… last link bad….grrrowl……woof woof
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With eight creepy crawly hairy legs moving silently towards you!
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@Spiders May 1st, 2007 at 2:14 am “With eight creepy crawly hairy legs moving silently towards you!”
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WOOOOF! krch krch krch krch krch krch krch krch
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Caption: one burst of a flame thrower and they’re out!
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“krch krch krch krch krch krch krch krch”
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Eeek….that is a creepy spider sound :(
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That link on the Spiders name tag is the link Rowdy shared with us :))))
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I’ve only gotten home not long ago, but I think I need to get out more ;))
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@Wench Nikkiee May 1st, 2007 at 2:32 am ““krch krch krch krch krch krch krch krchâ€
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Eeek….that is a creepy spider sound :(”
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That was actually meant to be the sound of stepping on the carbonized spiders ;)
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but if you burn all the spiders, we’ll be overrun with flies
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@Storm Petrel May 1st, 2007 at 3:14 am “but if you burn all the spiders, we’ll be overrun with flies”
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Don’t worry, I only burnt those “With eight creepy crawly hairy legs moving silently towards you!” ;)
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Ummm am I missing something here or is being silly the order of the day?
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Aristotle
Apr 30th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Gay marriage: it might not be holy matrimony, but it should be legal.
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In my country it is, perfectly the same as any other marriage except for the fact there are 2 grooms or brides..
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@ mr stranger: oooohhh I’d love some nice candy :)
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@ Gabriel – Being silly is ALWAYS the order of the day! What else is there? ;)
@ Pansy – Good girl! Get that Stranger! ;)))
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Hello Rowdy Wench. There’s nothing wrong with a health dose of silly I guess.
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Come on folks I’m going cross eyed trying to work out what:
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means…
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Help me out here…please
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>:0===Q< means giraffe.
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@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA
No idea really. Experimentation :) How about a tongue tied Giraffe with ears :))
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@Aristotle May 1st, 2007 at 4:32 pm “>:0===Q
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Oh…I thought it was a little mini-devil….you know….with a tail……shutting up now!
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Hello IGK! I think you gave me the wrong penname for the ff.net site, or it’s my technical ineptness showing. I did try to find your stories, though.
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Do you guys know the Kirby dance?
^(^_^)^ (>^_^)>
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Jean Bart May 1st, 2007 at 5:11 pm
@Aristotle May 1st, 2007 at 4:32 pm “>:0===Q
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Yeah, what? I don’t understand what you’re saying. ;)
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Aristotle.
“>:0===Q
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That other thread is just too damn slow.
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Anyways…
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“I eat pasta” is in first person because it starts with “I”
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“You eat pasta” is in second person because it starts with “you”
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“He eats pasta” is in third person because it starts with “he”
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What am I?
Chopped Liver???
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Second Person May 1st, 2007 at 6:30 pm
What am I?
Chopped Liver???
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I don’t know. What do you want to be?
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@Aristotle
Here’s my sentence from the other thread.
“You think I can remember that, it seems to Gabriel.”
First, second or third person?
You wonder what one should say, thinks Gabriel.
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@Second Person
You are chopped liver. One is what one eats.
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Gabriel May 1st, 2007 at 6:33 pm
@Aristotle
Here’s my sentence from the other thread.
“You think I can remember that, it seems to Gabriel.â€
First, second or third person?
You wonder what one should say, thinks Gabriel.
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Actually it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense? Do you mean: “You think I can remember that, thinks Gabriel.â€
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Whatever it is, it’s probably third person.
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Boy, My god sure has big balls!!!
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“You wonder what one should say, thinks Gabriel.”
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This is definitely third person.
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Second Person May 1st, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Boy, My god sure has big balls!!!
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Third person.
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“it seems to Gabriel” or “it seems to me”. Substituting “Gabriel” speaking in the third person. Similar to
“Aristotle
Apr 30th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Aristotle, you want to speak in the second person now.
Rather then “I want to speak in the second person now.”
Why do you think “it seems” doesn’t make sense?
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@Aristotle
May 1st, 2007 at 6:44 pm
““You wonder what one should say, thinks Gabriel.â€
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This is definitely third person.”
But it starts with “you”. I’m more confused then when we started.
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If the sentence can be rewritten to start with he/she/it/they, then it is third person.
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“You think I can remember that, it seems to Gabriel.â€
“It seems to Gabriel that you can remember that.”
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“‘You wonder what one should say,’ thinks Gabriel.”
“She thinks, ‘You wonder what one should say.’”
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“Boy, My god sure has big balls!!!”
“He sure has big balls!!!”
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Correction:
“You think I can remember that, it seems to Gabriel.â€
“It seems to Gabriel that you think I can remember that.â€
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Hurray, I’m eating pasta tonight!
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“Aristotle May 1st, 2007 at 6:57 pm
Hurray, I’m eating pasta tonight!’
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With big balls?
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“With big balls?”
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No, unfortunately. Just sauce.
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And garlic bread.
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Well maybe next time.
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However, my mom makes the best meatballs ever!
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Well I must go now. Has been interesting. Enjoy the meatballs and pasta. :)
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Good by.
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Feeeel your anger; let go your hatred and your journey towards the dark side shall be complete. Oooh-Pa Ooo-Pa!
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Aren’t you supposed to hold onto your hatred, and nourish it, to make it down the path of Darkness.
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This web site has a nice cosy feel. An adequate number of participants. I shall find an appropriate link for my name. ;=)
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Yes…I suppose it is “cozy.”
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The link needn’t be fully appropriate. It could be somewhat inappropriate. Like Gabriel’s. And who’s to say it’s not inappropriate…?
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We shall ponder this….
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@Aristotle
Your thoughts betray you. Oooh-pa Oooh-pa!
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Gabriels link may be inappropprate? How so?
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Which thoughts?
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“Aren’t you supposed to hold onto your hatred, and nourish it, to make it down the path of Darkness.”
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or
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“The link needn’t be fully appropriate. It could be somewhat inappropriate. Like Gabriel’s. And who’s to say it’s not inappropriate…?” & “We shall ponder this….”
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Hunter May 2nd, 2007 at 12:31 am
Gabriels link may be inappropprate? How so?
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I meant to say “And who’s to say it’s not appropriate…?â€
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Definately garners attention. Arr! ;=)
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Garners attention. Arr! ;=)
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Interesting! Forgive me, I am noob here.
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Now here.s an expamle of what I would consicer an appropriate link. (i’m hoping this works anyway.)
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Geez! Don’t mind the bad typing please. It’s very early in the morning here.
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Hi Saucy :)
Great link. I know tolweb well.
Have used that one for a few years now. Excellent resource. :)))
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Let’s see if I got this linking stuff right.
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Guess not, try again….
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and again (even I can become a serialposter)
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Yay, it works!
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Red DutchPasta Kidd
“404 Not found” RDPK
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Try removing http from your link address….used to stuff some of mine up.
Sometimes I was getting the page on my system but others weren’t?
Now I just start the address with www
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OK :)
Got your last one through…nice :)))
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The Emperor is not as forgiving as I. Oooh-pa Oooh-pa!
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@Darth Vader May 2nd, 2007 at 6:46 am “The Emperor is not as forgiving as I. Oooh-pa Oooh-pa!”
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But your tuba sound is improving, so that might ease your Emp up. Cheers, matey, keep practicing!
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Hey! What’s inappropriate about my link. It’s actually very appropriate.
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@ Gabriel – I like it! But then I’ve already said that I ordered from them this week!
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Gabby touch me please
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It is apparently wrong that pasta was invented only in 1600. Pasta production was already organized in Sicily in 1154 as certified by the Arab geographer Al-Idrisi. See http://www.professionalpasta.it/dir_9/1_whoinv.htm. Besides pasta made with rise was used in China at least two hundred years before Marco Polo’s travel to China. If there were pasta production, pasta must have been used much time before, vedy difficult to decide exactly when!
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It’s not like something that tasty would have been left just lying around to be dug up by archiologists thousands of years later so that we could figure out how long ago it was first made.
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erm dude…. you need a sense of … humor… and maybe some … linguist skills as … well. and i would hate to piont out that youre dumb ( actualy i would rather like… it) so youre realy luky that the FSM is not into smiting ( unlike youre god) so go away and do something useful in your stupid christchen life.!?@#$#%$$^
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@no named dude-
his life may be stupid, and it may be christian, but please don’t put them both together. His life is not stupid because he is a christian; it is stupid because he is acting stupid. As I said in my reply to your other comment, we have nothing against christianity in general.
-PoU
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Fundies on the other hand…
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Storm Petrel
Shut the hell up ill kill you.
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lol i love how he says “pasta wasnt around until the mid 1600’s” when it was actually invented by the chinese over 4000 years ago
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y’know… supposedly, pirates weren’t too active before the 1600s…
coincidence? i think not!
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I love meatballs, I think if you “sucked” more of them you would have a better sense of humor.
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I’m pretty sure that his first few lines involving balls are a euphemism for homosexuality…
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everybody agrees that our god has the biggest balls…
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Retards© May 10th, 2007 at 8:48 am
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“Storm Petrel
Shut the hell up ill kill you.”
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Hehehehehehehe…..
Ahh the simple things in life :p)
Old one but gave me a giggle this morning (5am here at the mo :)
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this whole thing is shit. flying noodle monster…..yeah. get a life!!
Do you realize that no one actually believes there is
a Flying Spaghetti Monster? The whole idea is a fun
made up one in order to show the ridiculousness of
believing in something that you have never seen and
that you have no factual evidence that it ever
existed.
email kry12wth_me@yahoo.com
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How on earth did all these stupid humorless idiots get on this site and post these hate mails? they scare the SOUL out of me. It makes me want to give up Catholicism altogether, if only FSM didn’t have meatballs. ayay, ’susmaryosep!
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@Gullible and Obnoxious
“How on earth did all these stupid humorless idiots get on this site and post these hate mails? they scare the SOUL out of me. It makes me want to give up Catholicism altogether, if only FSM didn’t have meatballs.”
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Please come and join us! Don’t let the meatballs put you of, I’m a part vegetarian and at the same time enthusiastic FSM adherent, the two go together no problem :) And I’m quite sure no animal suffered for FSMs meatballs, given that He was around before He created any animal life on earth. There weren’t any animals around to slaughter yet. Puts my conscience at ease.
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Does anyone else find it hilarious how the bible bashing christians who get angry about this just contradict themseleves and more or less sum up His Noodlyness’s points for Him?
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YEP! :)))
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Yep, here too.
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pretty much
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Hey! Anyone going to spam the heck out of that email address then?
Too tempting for a pirate :)
And anyway, I have felt the touch of his Noodly appendage and truly believe, that I may receive strippers in full and holy beer from his glorious volcanoes, so don’t tell me what I believe kry12wth!
Ha, that told her/him!
Happy Friday everyone :D
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Happy Friday.
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One story is as good as another and our would like you to’s are much better!
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“I am your nurse… and you are my hospital.”
Raymond Stolp, 2003
See Ray’s greatest live performance here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZB8HJo-lnM
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The FSM forgives you
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Sorry – not to joining the fun with your wonderful answers. My stomach’s hurting from all the laughing. I didn’t read everything but why does somebody not answer the writer in a language that lesser individuals who ask stupid questions like the obvious answer to the proven link btw Pirates and Global Warming.
Mr Writer; Yes its stupid logic the graph there – but that’s the point – do you get it now.
Do you understand that the point of the Pasta God is not for you to really worship food – but trying to get across the message that what you are doing – using up precious life time that you could use for human good…. That it just may as well been someone who put together something available to create a religon.
Too many lives lost, too much time and money wasted – Read too many as immeasurable. So Please just wake up have good ethics and morals and use your time for better things.
When stuck in the trench I do agree there are no Pasta worshippers there – but how about rely on the ’super power’ belief. Get out of dogma and ritualism.
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and there was me thinking that the heart of the Xian religion was eating their god and drinking his blood.
Incidentally “pasta” has been around for a lot longer than 500 years. The Chinese have been celebrating the noodly one for much longer….
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@apYrs
Yes we all eat our god, but at least Pastafarians don’t resort to cannibalism in the process. Or become vampires, like the priests. Disgusting thing that xtianity, isn’t it? Makes the rampant peadophilia among priest seem almost harmless in comparison.
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are you so shallow not to realize that pasta might have been invented in the shape of the flying spaghetti monster? it is a shame that you did not think of both sides before putting forward your comment, i myself think before writing… it is a shame you did not think…
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I am sorry for the e-mail. It was wrong of me to insult and not show the love the real God has to show. However, I am not sorry on where I stand against this. Please, why do you not want Christianity to be taught so much that you would make up a religion just to try to stop Creationism to be taught.
“Software licensed at no cost is usually a weapon in a marketing campaign to promote a related product or to drive a smaller competitor out of business.” – Debian// What Does Free Mean? – http://www.debian.org/intro/free
Though this is not software, this is exactly what you are doing, just to get Christianity not to be taught. And I am not saying that Christianity is the smaller religion. FSM is, and they are only here to try and stop Christianity. I’m sorry, but you are all blindly mislead.
God Bless :D
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@Adam
I too am sorry for your e-mail. It was wrong of you to insult and not show the “love” your imaginary god supposedly shows. I’m also sorry that you stand against this, without actually understanding it. Please, why do you not want Science to be taught so much that you have to bash a religion that’s equally valid as yours (except that yours doesn’t have a graph).
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Your analogy between software and His Noodelyness is bogus. There is no money involved, and FSMism isn’t trying to get rid of christianity, perhaps it is trying to get rid of religion in the science classroom, but not christianity. I’m sorry, but you are blindly mislead…by yourself.
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Lucifer Bless :D
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(OK, Lucifer doesn’t exist, but maybe you now know what it’s like to have somebody say “god bless” to an atheist)
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FSM Bless :D
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Thankyou El Peatieablo
Adam, you poor misguided little boy. This site is against INTELLIGENT DESIGN, though i must admit that it has descended into a bit of xian trashing, but that’s xians faults. We don’t want God and creationism taught in our science class, because religion has NO scientific basis (except ours, we have a graph). Then, you xians come on here and start telling us how we’re trying todestroy your religion. no, we’re trying to stop your religion invading science. Read up on what you’re protesting please Adam.
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yeah adam, people dont want christianity put in school coz its crap and pointless. if you kinda havent realized, the whole donkey talkign and crap, it sounds like there hogh and the holoucinations, it all sounds like they were crack heads. not been harsh but religeon is retarded, but out of em all this kinda has a good intro. and kinda makes vauge sence as where the bible just a piece of crap wrote by crack heads. i go to a christian school i go to a christian school and have to put up with the whole gods great, when you think about it he is only an angry twat who likes to schmite people and fuck them off. i mean anygod with common sence would make sure “sin” would not get into the world and fuck it up. i mean been honest i had a lot of people who have died, how can “God” be almighty and save us all. how do you know that this aint a waste of time just to test us. i mean i dot understand how people can believe in a book that was written 2 thousand years ago with so many flaws in it. maybe its me but it is optomistic. Even if God existed, he really couldnt give a fuck about the majority/ the world because of how fucked it is. also a loving god wouldnt kill everyone. ^o) if he is so called “loving and caring”. anyway please do reply.
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How come this n00b and his comments show up on the world map but a loyal worshipper like me doesn’t? Does his noodly appendage not touch me? I want to be there on the map!!! Pweeeeease!! (Pune! Pune!)
OK had to post something. :D
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u r gay. stop sucking ur moms balls. (she has more than u)
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