hmmm… what an interesting idea…. a shame i like pasta. mmm…. tasty. i like the giant balls… meatballs…. and put them in my mouth. Anyhow… how on earth can you believe such nonsense. Pasta wasn’t even around till the 1600’s, and what on earth would pirates have to do with any freakin thing of global warming?? well, i don’t want to be wrapped in my bowl of spaghetti idea’s, but go suck some balls… meatballs…
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@Aristotle
Here’s my sentence from the other thread.
“You think I can remember that, it seems to Gabriel.”
First, second or third person?
You wonder what one should say, thinks Gabriel.
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@Second Person
You are chopped liver. One is what one eats.
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Gabriel May 1st, 2007 at 6:33 pm
@Aristotle
Here’s my sentence from the other thread.
“You think I can remember that, it seems to Gabriel.â€
First, second or third person?
You wonder what one should say, thinks Gabriel.
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Actually it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense? Do you mean: “You think I can remember that, thinks Gabriel.â€
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Whatever it is, it’s probably third person.
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Boy, My god sure has big balls!!!
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“You wonder what one should say, thinks Gabriel.”
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This is definitely third person.
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Second Person May 1st, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Boy, My god sure has big balls!!!
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Third person.
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“it seems to Gabriel” or “it seems to me”. Substituting “Gabriel” speaking in the third person. Similar to
“Aristotle
Apr 30th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Aristotle, you want to speak in the second person now.
Rather then “I want to speak in the second person now.”
Why do you think “it seems” doesn’t make sense?
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@Aristotle
May 1st, 2007 at 6:44 pm
““You wonder what one should say, thinks Gabriel.â€
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This is definitely third person.”
But it starts with “you”. I’m more confused then when we started.
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If the sentence can be rewritten to start with he/she/it/they, then it is third person.
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“You think I can remember that, it seems to Gabriel.â€
“It seems to Gabriel that you can remember that.”
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“‘You wonder what one should say,’ thinks Gabriel.”
“She thinks, ‘You wonder what one should say.’”
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“Boy, My god sure has big balls!!!”
“He sure has big balls!!!”
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Correction:
“You think I can remember that, it seems to Gabriel.â€
“It seems to Gabriel that you think I can remember that.â€
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Hurray, I’m eating pasta tonight!
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“Aristotle May 1st, 2007 at 6:57 pm
Hurray, I’m eating pasta tonight!’
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With big balls?
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“With big balls?”
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No, unfortunately. Just sauce.
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And garlic bread.
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Well maybe next time.
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However, my mom makes the best meatballs ever!
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Well I must go now. Has been interesting. Enjoy the meatballs and pasta. :)
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Good by.
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Feeeel your anger; let go your hatred and your journey towards the dark side shall be complete. Oooh-Pa Ooo-Pa!
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Aren’t you supposed to hold onto your hatred, and nourish it, to make it down the path of Darkness.
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This web site has a nice cosy feel. An adequate number of participants. I shall find an appropriate link for my name. ;=)
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Yes…I suppose it is “cozy.”
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The link needn’t be fully appropriate. It could be somewhat inappropriate. Like Gabriel’s. And who’s to say it’s not inappropriate…?
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We shall ponder this….
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@Aristotle
Your thoughts betray you. Oooh-pa Oooh-pa!
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Gabriels link may be inappropprate? How so?
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Which thoughts?
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“Aren’t you supposed to hold onto your hatred, and nourish it, to make it down the path of Darkness.”
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“The link needn’t be fully appropriate. It could be somewhat inappropriate. Like Gabriel’s. And who’s to say it’s not inappropriate…?” & “We shall ponder this….”
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Hunter May 2nd, 2007 at 12:31 am
Gabriels link may be inappropprate? How so?
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I meant to say “And who’s to say it’s not appropriate…?â€
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Definately garners attention. Arr! ;=)
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Garners attention. Arr! ;=)
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Interesting! Forgive me, I am noob here.
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Now here.s an expamle of what I would consicer an appropriate link. (i’m hoping this works anyway.)
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Geez! Don’t mind the bad typing please. It’s very early in the morning here.
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Hi Saucy :)
Great link. I know tolweb well.
Have used that one for a few years now. Excellent resource. :)))
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Let’s see if I got this linking stuff right.
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Guess not, try again….
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and again (even I can become a serialposter)
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Yay, it works!
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Red DutchPasta Kidd
“404 Not found” RDPK
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Try removing http from your link address….used to stuff some of mine up.
Sometimes I was getting the page on my system but others weren’t?
Now I just start the address with www
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OK :)
Got your last one through…nice :)))
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The Emperor is not as forgiving as I. Oooh-pa Oooh-pa!
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@Darth Vader May 2nd, 2007 at 6:46 am “The Emperor is not as forgiving as I. Oooh-pa Oooh-pa!”
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But your tuba sound is improving, so that might ease your Emp up. Cheers, matey, keep practicing!
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Hey! What’s inappropriate about my link. It’s actually very appropriate.
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@ Gabriel – I like it! But then I’ve already said that I ordered from them this week!
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Gabby touch me please
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It is apparently wrong that pasta was invented only in 1600. Pasta production was already organized in Sicily in 1154 as certified by the Arab geographer Al-Idrisi. See http://www.professionalpasta.it/dir_9/1_whoinv.htm. Besides pasta made with rise was used in China at least two hundred years before Marco Polo’s travel to China. If there were pasta production, pasta must have been used much time before, vedy difficult to decide exactly when!
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It’s not like something that tasty would have been left just lying around to be dug up by archiologists thousands of years later so that we could figure out how long ago it was first made.
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erm dude…. you need a sense of … humor… and maybe some … linguist skills as … well. and i would hate to piont out that youre dumb ( actualy i would rather like… it) so youre realy luky that the FSM is not into smiting ( unlike youre god) so go away and do something useful in your stupid christchen life.!?@#$#%$$^
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@no named dude-
his life may be stupid, and it may be christian, but please don’t put them both together. His life is not stupid because he is a christian; it is stupid because he is acting stupid. As I said in my reply to your other comment, we have nothing against christianity in general.
-PoU
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Fundies on the other hand…
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