hmmm… what an interesting idea…. a shame i like pasta. mmm…. tasty. i like the giant balls… meatballs…. and put them in my mouth. Anyhow… how on earth can you believe such nonsense. Pasta wasn’t even around till the 1600’s, and what on earth would pirates have to do with any freakin thing of global warming?? well, i don’t want to be wrapped in my bowl of spaghetti idea’s, but go suck some balls… meatballs…
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Good night now. It’s final now. I’m going to turn off my computer. If I don’t say anything after this, it’s because I’m gone.
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OK, good night.
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Here I go.
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To bed.
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Bye.
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Wench Nikkiee May 1st, 2007 at 12:58 am
Knock knock?
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Who’s there?
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Dammit!
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Little old lady
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Hi.
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nerr *pokes out tongue*
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Wait. You’re a little old lady?
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who also pokes her tongue out at people?
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ats noa ow you make pourridge!
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Oh…I did not know that.
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Do you often eat porridge?
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I don’t.
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@Aristotle May 1st, 2007 at 1:09 am
“You’re a little old lady? who also pokes her tongue out at people?”
Only at those people who open the door to strangers without asking their name first!
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Well, I am not one of those people.
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My mommy told me not to speak to strangers.
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Good night :)
Bah! *mumble mumble mumble*
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That’s why you have to ask their name when one knocks on your door!
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Actually, it’s morning. At least, it is to me.
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>:0===Q<
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I have a new PBSY :))
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5.20pm here
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Tuesday! Wish all you people would move your clocks forward catch up us in the future.
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K I’m going to cook some dinner now. Bye *waves to Aristotle*
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“catch up us”
That was obviously meant to be “catch up to us” :@
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>:@===Q
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Hello :))
Would any of you kiddies like some boiled sweets?
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Stranger
Grrr……growl……snarl…woof woof……woof woof woof……snarl….
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Woof… last link bad….grrrowl……woof woof
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With eight creepy crawly hairy legs moving silently towards you!
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@Spiders May 1st, 2007 at 2:14 am “With eight creepy crawly hairy legs moving silently towards you!”
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WOOOOF! krch krch krch krch krch krch krch krch
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Caption: one burst of a flame thrower and they’re out!
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“krch krch krch krch krch krch krch krch”
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Eeek….that is a creepy spider sound :(
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That link on the Spiders name tag is the link Rowdy shared with us :))))
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I’ve only gotten home not long ago, but I think I need to get out more ;))
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@Wench Nikkiee May 1st, 2007 at 2:32 am ““krch krch krch krch krch krch krch krchâ€
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Eeek….that is a creepy spider sound :(”
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That was actually meant to be the sound of stepping on the carbonized spiders ;)
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but if you burn all the spiders, we’ll be overrun with flies
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@Storm Petrel May 1st, 2007 at 3:14 am “but if you burn all the spiders, we’ll be overrun with flies”
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Don’t worry, I only burnt those “With eight creepy crawly hairy legs moving silently towards you!” ;)
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Ummm am I missing something here or is being silly the order of the day?
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Aristotle
Apr 30th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Gay marriage: it might not be holy matrimony, but it should be legal.
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In my country it is, perfectly the same as any other marriage except for the fact there are 2 grooms or brides..
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@ mr stranger: oooohhh I’d love some nice candy :)
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@ Gabriel – Being silly is ALWAYS the order of the day! What else is there? ;)
@ Pansy – Good girl! Get that Stranger! ;)))
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Hello Rowdy Wench. There’s nothing wrong with a health dose of silly I guess.
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Come on folks I’m going cross eyed trying to work out what:
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>:@===Q
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means…
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Help me out here…please
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>:0===Q< means giraffe.
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@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA
No idea really. Experimentation :) How about a tongue tied Giraffe with ears :))
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@Aristotle May 1st, 2007 at 4:32 pm “>:0===Q
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Oh…I thought it was a little mini-devil….you know….with a tail……shutting up now!
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Hello IGK! I think you gave me the wrong penname for the ff.net site, or it’s my technical ineptness showing. I did try to find your stories, though.
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Do you guys know the Kirby dance?
^(^_^)^ (>^_^)>
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Jean Bart May 1st, 2007 at 5:11 pm
@Aristotle May 1st, 2007 at 4:32 pm “>:0===Q
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Yeah, what? I don’t understand what you’re saying. ;)
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Aristotle.
“>:0===Q
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That other thread is just too damn slow.
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Anyways…
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“I eat pasta” is in first person because it starts with “I”
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“You eat pasta” is in second person because it starts with “you”
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“He eats pasta” is in third person because it starts with “he”
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What am I?
Chopped Liver???
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Second Person May 1st, 2007 at 6:30 pm
What am I?
Chopped Liver???
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I don’t know. What do you want to be?
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