hmmm… what an interesting idea…. a shame i like pasta. mmm…. tasty. i like the giant balls… meatballs…. and put them in my mouth. Anyhow… how on earth can you believe such nonsense. Pasta wasn’t even around till the 1600’s, and what on earth would pirates have to do with any freakin thing of global warming?? well, i don’t want to be wrapped in my bowl of spaghetti idea’s, but go suck some balls… meatballs…
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Because he is having “computer troubles,” Aristotle shall reply here:
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Aristotle can read minds….
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“Aristotle can read minds….”
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Oh not another bloody telepath!
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My mind isn’t difficult to read! Just add sheep!
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Yes, Aristotle is quite gifted at telepathy and mathematics.
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@Seven
You are a total fuckstick. USA is the greatest nation ever. Why is the USA so great? Cause we’ve got the money, guns and smarts to bury any fucker that doesn’t do what we say. If we wanted to we could kill every one of the muslin monkeys in the Mid East and take the oil. They only live cause we’re decent enough to let them live. You are a stupid fuck. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!
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Aristotle is sensing anger here….
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Hmmm! I could have handled the telepathy but maths?
No way! I’ve spent many years avoiding that! I was always bombed in Physical Chemistry lectures.
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Uncle Sam
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YAWN!
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Ever play Sudoku?
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“Ever play Sudoku?”
I have :) I can win too! Just get bored – try crosswords – so much more fun!
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Pythagoras stole that theorem from Aristotle! Aristotle never forgave him for that!
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Alchemist Apr 30th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
“Ever play Sudoku?â€
I have :) I can win too! Just get bored – try crosswords – so much more fun!
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Math crosswords? :)
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We can continue this convo later – the walls are starting to move now! I suspect I’m completely stoned!
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As I was going to St. Ives
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
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Alchemist Apr 30th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
We can continue this convo later – the walls are starting to move now! I suspect I’m completely stoned!
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:*) ?
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One :))
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K back to work again here :(
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Aristotle, you want to speak in the second person now.
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Happy Tiu’s Day!
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Happy May Day!
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Merry Christmas!
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Happy Birthday!
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I love the FSM and his/her infinate wisdom.
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Happy…um…um…Concupiscences Day! (Look it up!)
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Gabriel May 1st, 2007 at 12:08 am
I love the FSM and his/her infinate wisdom.
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Hey, so do I!
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P.S. it’s infinite, not infinate
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@everyone in general – I’m going to speak in first person. For now!
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Bold font – the best thing since italicization!
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3 then :)))
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“Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.” – from the link on my name.
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Wench Nikkiee May 1st, 2007 at 12:25 am
3 then :)))
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Huh?
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Three what?
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un, deux, trois
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I can count to, like, a thousand in French.
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In case anyone is wondering, I’d like to say that I really don’t mind talking to myself. I do it all the time.
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If I did care, well, then I would have stopped coming here minutes ago.
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Good night all.
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Good night to you, Aristotle.
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Oh, thanks. Good night to you as well, Aristotle.
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You’re very welcome. And thank you.
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You’re welcome.
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See? Told you.
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ARISTOTLE IS CRAZY!!
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Going to St Ives
Aristotle in 1st, 2nd and 3rd person :)
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No, I am not! You’re crazy!
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Wench Nikkiee May 1st, 2007 at 12:45 am
Going to St Ives
Aristotle in 1st, 2nd and 3rd person :)
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Ohhh! I get it.
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“Aristotle May 1st, 2007 at 12:47 am
‘Wench Nikkiee May 1st, 2007 at 12:45 am
Going to St Ives
Aristotle in 1st, 2nd and 3rd person :)’
Ohhh! I get it.”
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You’re such an idiot, Aristotle.
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NO, I AM NOT!
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OK. Going to bed now.
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Good night.
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I should really go to bed now. I have to go to a psychiatric ward tomorrow. Or today, I suppose, depending on how you look at it.
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Knock knock?
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