hmmm… what an interesting idea…. a shame i like pasta. mmm…. tasty. i like the giant balls… meatballs…. and put them in my mouth. Anyhow… how on earth can you believe such nonsense. Pasta wasn’t even around till the 1600’s, and what on earth would pirates have to do with any freakin thing of global warming?? well, i don’t want to be wrapped in my bowl of spaghetti idea’s, but go suck some balls… meatballs…
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@ The Spaetzle – I second Alchemist’s welcome! “Sensible” we are not…actually now that I think about it I can go with sensible because it is not the same as “sane”! :)))
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Yay! I have cracked open a bottle of wine – my husband is going to be late home from work and I have to cope with the boys for an extra hour on my own! alcohol definitely warranted ;)
Welcome aboard “The Spaetzle”!! (Sounds like you should be the ship!)
Pull up a barrel and make yourself at home :)
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Hello Sister Sally. Are you attending the most holy of competitions tonight?
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Sister Verity from St. Marks is against Mother Purity , from St Peter’s, for the Ecclesiastical Cup!
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I’m so glad our blessed Pope introduced “Naked Nun Cage Fighting” – it’s really swelled the coffers!
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It is in praise of “The Most Holy”. Jesus informed the Holy Father in a dream that it was good!
(Mind you,between you and me the Pontiff hasn’t been himself recently – he’s been hitting the cough medicine again!)
Hope to see you at ring side! I’ll be wearing my dog-collar and a fetching blue crinoline skirt!
Amen Sister, Amen!
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@ Fr. Phil McCavity – “Naken Nun Cage Fighting” Right then, I think I must need a break for a bit. I need to do something to get rid of that mental image! :))))
@ Booty – enjoy! I’ll be in and out. Have been at this FSM thing solidly all morning and need to do something that someone else might view as useful. Of course, I can’t think of a better way to spend my time! ;)
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Drink! Feck! Fr. Phil – is there a late bar? I’m ministering to me flock until 8 – get the whiskies in fer us!
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Hallo Spaetzle!! Ein Landsmann, hehe!
Have fun, there’s a bunch of great people here ;)
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Arrr…
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Did I hear the phrase “in and out”?
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RAmen
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Bearded Clam Admirer
hahahahahaha
You must have….this thread was a long way off the main page :)
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Your professed heaven of alcohol and sex workers shows what is really in your souls, namely pure selfishness. So long as you are drunk and able to sexually exploit another person you are in heaven. It doesn’t matter whether your sexual object has thoughts and feelings; it matters not for they are manufactured in “factories” conveniently absolving you from any regard to whether they possess any humanity. Their humanity is not relevant; they exist to be used by you. You make me sick.
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Hey, I’m detecting a pattern here. Wrath, greed, lust. I guess there will be, what, envy, sloth, gluttony and pride. It’s interesting that these sins were described before there even was an America.
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I do get your point about the stripper factory and exploitation. However, this is SATIRE. Why don’t you harass Ted Haggard or Manuel Noriega. What about Paris Hilton? We are just regular people here, and we’re probably just like people all over the world, even Africa.
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Bugga Saucy…. you beat me to it :)
RAmen
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Gotta go
Catch you later :))
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Pride is not a deadly sin. Pride is good (not poking at you Saucy, just the people who wrote that crap). Now, vanity, vanity is a deadly sin! The list should be edited…
Gotta run!
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Why should I harass high profile people? They are there for all to see and yet “ordinary” people do nothing. Ordinary people drive markets that support the likes of Haggard and Hilton. Paris Hilton is indorsed to indulge in her outrageous and wanton behaviour by ordinary people buying magazines, books and films in which she appears. This same media then imposes these images upon your children who starve themselves to look like her. Some die. By your own apathy you fail to protect yourself from yourself. Why should I not have contempt for ordinary apathetic people?
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Sloth Apr 29th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Why should I harass high profile people? They are there for all to see and yet “ordinary†people do nothing. Ordinary people drive markets that support the likes of Haggard and Hilton. Paris Hilton is indorsed to indulge in her outrageous and wanton behaviour by ordinary people buying magazines, books and films in which she appears. This same media then imposes these images upon your children who starve themselves to look like her. Some die. By your own apathy you fail to protect yourself from yourself. Why should I not have contempt for ordinary apathetic people?
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Because it’s so much easier to focus your hate on the famous people.
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“Paris Hilton is indorsed to indulge in her outrageous and wanton behaviour by ordinary people buying magazines, books and films in which she appears.”
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Wait. Does Paris Hilton not have free will like the rest of us? Do ordinary people control Paris Hilton?
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Change your name Aristotle for you shame the great philosopher. America is a whore and for money she performs any service no matter how distasteful. Stop buying magazines featuring Hilton and you stop Hilton appearing in magazines.
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“Sloth Apr 29th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Why should I harass high profile people? They are there for all to see and yet “ordinary†people do nothing. Ordinary people drive markets that support the likes of Haggard and Hilton. Paris Hilton is indorsed to indulge in her outrageous and wanton behaviour by ordinary people buying magazines, books and films in which she appears. This same media then imposes these images upon your children who starve themselves to look like her. Some die. By your own apathy you fail to protect yourself from yourself. Why should I not have contempt for ordinary apathetic people?”
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Ok Wrath, Sloth, Greed, whatever you want to call yourself.
My wife and I are ordinary people, we donate 200 man hours per year, and more money then you’ll ever see in your lifetime to this organization…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variety,_the_Children’s_Charity
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So tell me, aside from acting like an asshole here at the FSM, what have you done?
Please do tell…
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I don’t buy magazines featuring Hilton. I find all that celebrity stuff irritating.
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“America is a whore and for money she performs any service no matter how distasteful.”
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And that sentence contains a huge mistake. Have you heard about all the immigration “problems.” Hispanics come in from Mexico to work on fields or mow people’s lawns because all the Americans don’t want to do those things. (Therefore, if we stop immigration, we Americans will have to do those distasteful tasks. There won’t be anyone else to do them.)
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Hahahaha, Aristotle again you shame the philosopher. Think before you speak. Desperate people (illegal immigrants largely) flooding into America to scavenge the crumbs from America’s table while Americans are too slothful to dirty their hands is not an intelligent point to make to me at this time.
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Sloth, please don’t blame me for the ills of my entire country. I can own a part of it, but it’s really a very small part. I’m also upset about what has gone wrong. I voted against both Bushes. I got rid of my SUV and got a more economical car. I don’t consume drugs or alcohol, and I try to eat a reasonable diet. I recycle what I can. You bastard. I’m angry that I’m angry about this. It’s at least partly because I know you have some salient points. Your method of delivery leaves a lot to be desired, so I’m having a difficult time hearing your message clearly.
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Aristotle, the rich will always find someone to exploit. To deny that America is a whore who lies, steals and kills for the wealth of the world to feed it’s voracious appetite for all things material is naive. America worships the dollar. She makes gods out of the rich and excess is prized above all else. Those with money are encouraged to show no restraint in the consumption of material things and the acquisition of further wealth.
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“Gluttony Apr 29th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
Aristotle, the rich will always find someone to exploit. To deny that America is a whore who lies, steals and kills for the wealth of the world to feed it’s voracious appetite for all things material is naive. America worships the dollar. She makes gods out of the rich and excess is prized above all else. Those with money are encouraged to show no restraint in the consumption of material things and the acquisition of further wealth.”
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I’m still waiting to hear all the great things you’ve done for this world???
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What? Are there none? From someone like you, with such a big mouth, I’m amazed.
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“SaucyWench Apr 29th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Sloth, please don’t blame me for the ills of my entire country. I can own a part of it, but it’s really a very small part. I’m also upset about what has gone wrong. I voted against both Bushes. I got rid of my SUV and got a more economical car. I don’t consume drugs or alcohol, and I try to eat a reasonable diet. I recycle what I can. You bastard. I’m angry that I’m angry about this. It’s at least partly because I know you have some salient points. Your method of delivery leaves a lot to be desired, so I’m having a difficult time hearing your message clearly.”
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Hi Saucy, don’t let this poster bother you.
I think, for the most part all of us pastafarians do what we can to help mankind.
I think it makes this poster jealous, because they’ve done nothing.
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Aristotle supposes that the his real problem with posters like Sloth and Gluttony and all those others is that they make generalizations. I try to avoid doing all that “evil” stuff. Indeed, many people avoid it. Stop saying “[all of] America.” It’s so untrue.
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Stop focusing on America. What about other first world counties?
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Alternately, you could just take it out on all of humanity….
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Thank you Peter. I’m going to go watch Cops now.
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Wow. Aristotle’s last post is probably a bit confusing since he went from third person to third person. “I” means Aristotle.
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Peter Popoff I don’t need to justify myself to you. I think that it is amusing that you attempt to transfer your guilt onto me. I’m sure you only perform minimal lip service to your fellow man so you can pat yourself on the back and demonstrate to your neighbours what a good man you are. When no one is watching do you still put a coin in the beggars tin? I think not. Your generosity, like many like you, is designed to alleviate your guilt at what your country has become. As a nation you will fall from your pride. Pride took you to Iraq and pride keeps you there. American arrogance is legendary and clichéd around the world. Might I suggest that you read “The Ugly American”. It is required reading for your Operational Detachment Alpha units and I think the rest of you might benefit from reading it as well.
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“Pride Apr 29th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Peter Popoff I don’t need to justify myself to you. I think that it is amusing that you attempt to transfer your guilt onto me. I’m sure you only perform minimal lip service to your fellow man so you can pat yourself on the back and demonstrate to your neighbours what a good man you are. When no one is watching do you still put a coin in the beggars tin? I think not. Your generosity, like many like you, is designed to alleviate your guilt at what your country has become. As a nation you will fall from your pride. Pride took you to Iraq and pride keeps you there. American arrogance is legendary and clichéd around the world. Might I suggest that you read “The Ugly Americanâ€. It is required reading for your Operational Detachment Alpha units and I think the rest of you might benefit from reading it as well.”
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You silly fuck. You don’t need to justify yourself to me, because you can’t! Moron.
My silly American Pride made this the greatest nation in the world! In 200 years time.
And like I said the other day, the Bush gang put us in Iraq not my Country.
Of course you’re just here to stir the blood, and I’m drunk, so I’ll play.
However, you really should pick your battles better, you’re over your head here.
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What will anybody get from reading your posts? Besides the knowledge that you’re not that bright?
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@Peter Popoff – *conspiratorial whisper* Just ignore him.
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Maybe, he’ll go away.
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“Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Maybe, he’ll go away.”
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Heh heh, I hope not! He’s got Saucy posting again!
It’s been so long since we’ve had a real moron to post to.
I hope this one stays for like… three days! heh heh
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Aristotle thinks it’s funny how he keeps changing names.
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OMFSM! Look at this from the dictionary:
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“The seven deadly or capital or mortal sins believed by some Christian denominations to lead to spiritual death are: pride, covetousness or avarice, lust, wrath or anger, gluttony, envy, sloth.”
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Found his list. hehehe ;))
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Hahahahaha, do you really think that America is the greatest nation on earth? What’s so great about it? The vast dichotomy between rich and poor, crime and violence such as we saw at Virginia Tech? The bastardisation of minorities that led to this insanity? Rodney King and the LA riots? Perhaps the earlier Detroit riots? Or maybe America’s inability to mind it’s own business overseas, engage in protectionist economic practices and to impose it’s culture on others.
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Even sloth is on it. I guess I’ve never heard the “seven deadly sins.”
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@Pride – What is the greatest nation on Earth?
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Congratulations on your revelation Aristotle. Saucy Wench got it after Lust. I wish I was stupid like you and as stupid as Peter Popoff says I am. That way I wouldn’t care so much about these evil things that ordinary people allow to happen. I wish I was just another lamb in the land of the free doing as I was told and reading about Paris Hilton in glossy magazines. I do envy you (a)pathetic people.
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@Envy – Like he said before, Aristotle does not read about Hilton in glossy magazines. (He rarely reads magazines.)
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“Pride Apr 29th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Hahahahaha, do you really think that America is the greatest nation on earth? What’s so great about it? The vast dichotomy between rich and poor, crime and violence such as we saw at Virginia Tech? The bastardisation of minorities that led to this insanity? Rodney King and the LA riots? Perhaps the earlier Detroit riots? Or maybe America’s inability to mind it’s own business overseas, engage in protectionist economic practices and to impose it’s culture on others.”
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Oh how boring… but if we must. How about we google the Strongest economy in the world? Or lets Google which country has given more humanitarian aid then any other?
Or which Country has proved the most enviable place to live? Google your little heart out, jackass. I know what I’m talking about.
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At everybody else, you folks know I’m not conceited, nor am I especially proud of America at the moment. But this asshole wants facts, and they stand true, and can be found in the history books, and at Google.
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Back to Wrath, I really want to know what you’ve done for mankind? Come on sister!
This is important to me!
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new website
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How do I make it blue?
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Correction: How does Aristotle make it blue?
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It already is blue isn’t it.
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“Back to Wrath, I really want to know what you’ve done for mankind? Come on sister!
This is important to me!”
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Come on Sunshine,
It’s past my bedtime, but I really want to know how you’ve helped your fellow man?
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Peter Popoff Apr 29th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
“Back to Wrath, I really want to know what you’ve done for mankind? Come on sister!
This is important to me!â€
Come on Sunshine,
It’s past my bedtime, but I really want to know how you’ve helped your fellow man?
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He helped his fellow man by calling him worthless. Now, his fellow man is depressed. Now, he is dead. Thank you, Wrath.
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P.S. He’s dead ’cause he killed himself.
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@ Peter – Yeah, I’m drunk too (first time in 2 weeks – been trying to be sober more!). I am with you all the way here – I do more than pay lip service to mankind. I work hard to do my part and make my corner of the world a better place for me and everyone who lives in it. All this idiot has is anger and fear – not useful tools for making the world a better place.
He/she/it is good at getting the blood to boil, though. And I agree with you – I’m glad he/she/it got Saucy to post again! She has such good things to say…
Well, I’m drunk but not enough so I’m off again…back maybe tonight and definitely tomorrow!
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You are conceited Ugly American.
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Of course the USA has the strongest economy in the world. Given that it uses violence and unconscionable economic practices without restraint it has risen to monstrous power. I don’t dispute the wealth of America, see my posts under the heading “Greed” and “Gluttony”. USA also provides the most foreign aid in dollar terms, but it ranks 22nd among the developed world in terms of percentage of it’s GDP given as foreign aid. I wonder if Stinger missiles qualify as foreign aid. Here’s my source.
http://www.vexen.co.uk/USA/foreign_aid.html
In terms of standard of living Norway is the highest and USA is 6th.
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