hmmm… what an interesting idea…. a shame i like pasta. mmm…. tasty. i like the giant balls… meatballs…. and put them in my mouth. Anyhow… how on earth can you believe such nonsense. Pasta wasn’t even around till the 1600’s, and what on earth would pirates have to do with any freakin thing of global warming?? well, i don’t want to be wrapped in my bowl of spaghetti idea’s, but go suck some balls… meatballs…
Adam
@apYrs
Yes we all eat our god, but at least Pastafarians don’t resort to cannibalism in the process. Or become vampires, like the priests. Disgusting thing that xtianity, isn’t it? Makes the rampant peadophilia among priest seem almost harmless in comparison.
are you so shallow not to realize that pasta might have been invented in the shape of the flying spaghetti monster? it is a shame that you did not think of both sides before putting forward your comment, i myself think before writing… it is a shame you did not think…
I am sorry for the e-mail. It was wrong of me to insult and not show the love the real God has to show. However, I am not sorry on where I stand against this. Please, why do you not want Christianity to be taught so much that you would make up a religion just to try to stop Creationism to be taught.
“Software licensed at no cost is usually a weapon in a marketing campaign to promote a related product or to drive a smaller competitor out of business.” - Debian// What Does Free Mean? - http://www.debian.org/intro/free
Though this is not software, this is exactly what you are doing, just to get Christianity not to be taught. And I am not saying that Christianity is the smaller religion. FSM is, and they are only here to try and stop Christianity. I’m sorry, but you are all blindly mislead.
God Bless :D
@Adam
I too am sorry for your e-mail. It was wrong of you to insult and not show the “love” your imaginary god supposedly shows. I’m also sorry that you stand against this, without actually understanding it. Please, why do you not want Science to be taught so much that you have to bash a religion that’s equally valid as yours (except that yours doesn’t have a graph).
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Your analogy between software and His Noodelyness is bogus. There is no money involved, and FSMism isn’t trying to get rid of christianity, perhaps it is trying to get rid of religion in the science classroom, but not christianity. I’m sorry, but you are blindly mislead…by yourself.
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Lucifer Bless :D
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(OK, Lucifer doesn’t exist, but maybe you now know what it’s like to have somebody say “god bless” to an atheist)
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FSM Bless :D
Thankyou El Peatieablo
Adam, you poor misguided little boy. This site is against INTELLIGENT DESIGN, though i must admit that it has descended into a bit of xian trashing, but that’s xians faults. We don’t want God and creationism taught in our science class, because religion has NO scientific basis (except ours, we have a graph). Then, you xians come on here and start telling us how we’re trying todestroy your religion. no, we’re trying to stop your religion invading science. Read up on what you’re protesting please Adam.
yeah adam, people dont want christianity put in school coz its crap and pointless. if you kinda havent realized, the whole donkey talkign and crap, it sounds like there hogh and the holoucinations, it all sounds like they were crack heads. not been harsh but religeon is retarded, but out of em all this kinda has a good intro. and kinda makes vauge sence as where the bible just a piece of crap wrote by crack heads. i go to a christian school i go to a christian school and have to put up with the whole gods great, when you think about it he is only an angry twat who likes to schmite people and fuck them off. i mean anygod with common sence would make sure “sin” would not get into the world and fuck it up. i mean been honest i had a lot of people who have died, how can “God” be almighty and save us all. how do you know that this aint a waste of time just to test us. i mean i dot understand how people can believe in a book that was written 2 thousand years ago with so many flaws in it. maybe its me but it is optomistic. Even if God existed, he really couldnt give a fuck about the majority/ the world because of how fucked it is. also a loving god wouldnt kill everyone. ^o) if he is so called “loving and caring”. anyway please do reply.
How come this n00b and his comments show up on the world map but a loyal worshipper like me doesn’t? Does his noodly appendage not touch me? I want to be there on the map!!! Pweeeeease!! (Pune! Pune!)
OK had to post something. :D
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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