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I’m a student at the University of Ottawa, and I was walking across campus for an 8:30am class the other day. I was in a bad mood because it was early and because it’s the end of the semester and I’ve been really stressed, when I saw this. It really brightened my day because it reminded me that, wherever I go, the FSM is right there, watching out for me.
rAmen!
-linda
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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How many FSM signs is that? More than the thumpers have for “jesus in my toast!”
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A true life story of a person being touched by the FSM, go FSM! Btw, does anyone know how to make an altar for the FSM at home? A plate of pasta will go bad in a few days unless kept in the freezer.
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He always watches over us and knows when we need a pick-me-up!!! ARmen !!!
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@ Cottura 5 Minuti
“Btw, does anyone know how to make an altar for the FSM at home? A plate of pasta will go bad in a few days unless kept in the freezer.”
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I think using plastic play-food spaghetti would be fine, because I think the FSM would rather see us eating real spaghetti instead of letting it rot at an altar……Spaghetti was made in His holy image, and should not be wasted!
-Blue
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Just more proof that HE exists. This just increases my faith.
Praise his Savory, Meaty Balls
rAmen
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I think the FSM likes to make His presence known in snowy areas. This is not the first time His Holiness has allowed us to see his image in snow. Praise be to Him! And praise be to the Ottawa student who is obviously enlightened :)
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I agree BlueDreamer, it would be a sin to let the spaghetti go to waste! I don’t think you’d need an altar as such. You sort of make one every time you eat spaghetti or other noodles. Or when you take the tangled christmas-lights out of the box, or… well I see Him a lot around me, He doesn’t need altars.
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The FSM must have been drinking the night before and fell on to the sign in a drunken stupor… He obviously wants us to do the same :)
Actually, I watched the episode of P&T:BS last night about 12-stepping, I think we should have our own 12-step service…
1- You are not in control of your own life
2- You are an idiot
3- The FSM likes to drink
12- You’re just gonna keep drinking so pretend to be doing it for religious reasons
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He drew that with His Noodly Appendages. Truly a magnificent work of art.
-Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church
Praise be to FSM, can I get a RAmen from the congregation?
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@ Pixel – RAmen!
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I love getting RAmens, it makes me feel so priestly, even though I’ve spread His Noodly word across my entire school through my apprentice Dan, it still feels good to know people RAmen when I ask for it.
-Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church
RAmen
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To Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church… RAmen!!
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“Spaghetti was made in His holy image, and should not be wasted!”
As newcomer to the Church of the FSM (Peas be upon him), I am just wondering if when you take and eat Spaghetti it becomes the body and blood of the FSM?
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last time I saw his image in the snow there was some yellow coloring along with it. Does anyone know what that might have been?
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@It don’t snow hereabouts… Welcome to CoFSM! May you feel the touch of The Noodly Appendage.
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On the topic – I do not think we need to borrow that slightly cannibalist-flavoured myth of transformation. Though I have not had a chance to read the gospel yet, so I can’t know for sure if it takes a stand on it. I have on a few occasions taken part in a communion and can say that the bread is quite lame and the wine is not by any means pleasant. Those are clear signs to me of an inferior god – as the holy foods of the great FSM taste so wonderful.
Ramen
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Ya I seen his image in my shit one day.
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OMG
you know even though this is just a joke. I still think its really important; i mean for a religous or scientific point of view to be accepted i think it has to be criticized first.
And I think its pretty cool to have the balls to put up a website like this and stand up to both the church and the scientific community.
Peace and Noodles To All!!!
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@Retartds – “Ya I seen his image in my shit one day.”
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Good for you! I’m very glad you enjoyed a healthy meal of spaghetti (it contains complex carbs, you know).
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Also, if you saw His image, he must be telling you something. Try emptying your mind so His Noodliness can flow into your thoughts and tell you what you must do.
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Wishing you a happy Noodly enlightenment,
Aristotle
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To Retartds…
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“Ya I seen his image in my shit one day.”
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Are you in the habit of inspecting your shit?
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@jjk Apr 15th, 2007 at 11:33 am “last time I saw his image in the snow there was some yellow coloring along with it. Does anyone know what that might have been?”
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That if you want to see other colors, you have to vary your drinking habits, and wait for FSM’s next urge to express Himself through you…
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…to carry on from JB’s post….
Certain tablets can help, so I understand…
Have fun, but make sure you don’t eat it afterwards.
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Apparently, drinking Berocca (do you guys have it over there? It’s a sort of pick me up thing, comes in tablets that dissolve in a nice fizzy way) makes your urine UV reactant, so get a blacklight and go have some fun.
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Ooh – cool!
Sounds groovy!
Glow in the dark toilet, for an easy aim!
Hi Jingles! Hope you are well – I am just about to meander my way home from work. Have a good one. :)
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Beetroot turns it red and I think methylene blue will turn it blue.
Just think, you could add hyperlinks to your urine art :)
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FSM in my home town !
Cool!
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nice. wonder you first made it? whoever it was, this bottle of rum is for you if you reveal yourself.
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That’s so sweet. :3
I’m really glad that this is an alternative to therapy.
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