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Ducttape2021 made this video tribute to Momofuku Ando, the creator of Ramen Noodles and one of the first Pastafarians:
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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What a nice tribute! I hope there are computers in FSM heaven so that Mr. Ando can watch this himself and smile :)
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Oh that was lovely! I liked the song and the pics were nice too.
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Of course there are computers in FSM heaven. How else would all the strippers order new costumes to take off?
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ihatemyspace
Apr 14th, 2007 at 9:38 am
Of course there are computers in FSM heaven. How else would all the strippers order new costumes to take off?
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Yes of course, see logic triumphs again! There are computers in heaven. Ah, I love our faith, emminentl logical, we can really prove anything!
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*Sniffle* Oh my FSM, that movie was truly touching, I just… just wish I had gotten to meet *Complete breakdown with crying and shit*
Anywho…
Great flick, great song, great guy.
Just one more RAmen from the congregation, for Momofuku!
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To ihatemyspace and RDPK… LOL!! Your logic is brilliant. You have truly been touched by the Noodly Appendage!
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Are raviolis a type of pasta?
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@ question – absolutely they are!
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does fsm condemn things like fortune telling, magic, and supernatural “sinful” stuff like that? is their a “devil”
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Weelll there is a Purple Oyster of Doom (POoD), but we don’t really pay much attention to him. After all, who would want to believe in a being that presides over a land of flat beer and ugly strippers?
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As for the other stuff, as long as you don’t start sacrificing our wenches, and all involved parties are consenting adults, do whatever you want.
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Jingles, we aint THAT easy to sacrifice! It might end up the other way round ;)
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Okay, make that
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-as long as you don’t try to sacrifice our wenches and instead end up; naked, castrated, and hanging from the yard arm by what little genitalia remain…-
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Bwahahahahaha!
Nice one Jingles and RDPK!
Absoflamnglutely we wont be that easy! At least a few beers and a nice meal of pasta before we………oh, sorry, misunderstood……um, not going to be sacrificed either – for a start virgins we aint……and next I am a urology nurse, so anything you assume is precious about your nadgers….think again!
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hahahahahahahahahaha
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Let me add my bahahahaha! to this thread!
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if there is computers in heaven, then why Momofuku doesnt post here?
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@xinjinbei
He’s probably too drunk to type after spending time at the beer volcano.
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oh man. just when i think stumbleupon is gonna screw me over for the day, i come upon this site. Pure gold, my friends. RAmen indeed.
Here’s to FSM, may his balls always be filled with meaty goodness.
Joon
PS Thanks for more blogging material! I’m so gonna link you guys!
PPS Does this mean that watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the same as watching the 700 Club?
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@Joon
Welcome to CoFSM, hang around for a bit. And by all means post links or anything else to spread the word. May you touched by His Noodly appendages for enlightening others.
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@DPG
“May you touched by His Noodly appendages for enlightening others.”
@Joon
Yes welcome :))
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Those who actively spread His Noodly word also get front row seats at the beer volcanoes….right up close to the stripper stages ;)
RAmen
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He lived 97 years.
Hurray for a complex carbohydrate based diet!
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That really was a nice tribute. I hope his friends and family get to see it.
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I WANT that pirate key for my keyboard! That or an FSM key, preferably a picturure one, not an “FWM” one, although that would be OK, too.
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@ BHSD
Momofuku didnt live 97 years, becuase of a complicated “carboh-something based” diet.
He lived 97 years, because of the FSM.
Just think about it.
If a omnipotent God wants someone to die, that person dies.
If God wants someone to live, that person lives.
Thats why you dont need science , no “diet” or “medicine” ,
as long as you get along with God.
Momofuku Ando lived 97 years because the FSM wanted him to.
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Watch out. If FSM does that then he’s open to the same critisims that other gods get when they kill someone’s mommy, etc. I suspect that FSM wasn’t directly involved. If anyone, maybe it was one of those lesser gods that have made petty claims to various regions but may be needing a long overdue spanking to settle them down.
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I was tearing up… truly a masterpiece! Bravo!
RAmen
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Dear Sir
I write to inform you that you are in serious breach of copyright law and should you not cease and desist you will suffer grave legal consequences.
I have been retained by the Catholic Church Ltd. Of Rome, Italy and act on their behalf in this matter. It has come to our attention that you are using techniques to which the CCL has exclusive right and privileges.
I am speaking of the following patents of which you are in serious breach.
1. Invention of the improvable as an unassailable income foundation.
2. Myth enhancement techniques
3. Proselytizing by adaptable additions.
4. The fear and uncertainty method.
5. Subliminal musical messages.
6. Ascribing omnipotence.
7. The “it’s a mystery†excuse.
8. The promotion by sightings rumor trick.
To avert legal action you should inform us by return post that you will cease and desist from these violations immediately.
Yours truly,
Patrick J. Pontiface
Fidi Defessor
Attorney at Canon Law
Soro Holo, New York, New York.
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Didn’t those patents run out maybe 1400 years ago?
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Ah, this explains the sudden popularity of that video.
rAmen to you all.
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I can “see” that there is some flash embedded object there but the video is not loading for me. Is it by any chance also hosted somewhere else, for example on Youtube?
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Of course there is, just search Momofuko Ando on Youtube and it should show up.
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Dear Mr. Henderson
I have been retained by the Catholic Church Limited of the Vatican, Rome, Italy to approach you with an offer of talks regarding areas of common concern. As you know we have initiated a legal action against you regarding infringement of many of our patents used for God systems promotion. This legal action can be avoided if you are willing to enter into certain agreements with us, the CCL, as the leader in the Worldwide Association of God Systems.
As you may know from your own experience the greatest challenge to a successful God system promotion is logic and reason. In defeating logic and reason the CCL has been spectacularly successful over many centuries and continues to thrive in increasingly difficult conditions.
However the present rise of logical commentators represents a severe threat to our industry, one which I’m sure you recognise. In this regard we are prepared to enter into discussions with your organisation regarding areas of common concern.
We have in the past had cases of our convert’s leaving our organisation for new start ups (Protestantism, Calvinism, etc.) but have reconciled these situations with licensing agreements.
This brings me to the point of our proposed discussions and I must warn you this is an industry trade secret and must not be discussed with customers who are not fully system converted or are not members of your internal promotional staff with vested interests in your company.
We have in place what we call the N. N. W. W. (Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink) world wide unwritten consensus. As a promoter of a God system you will agree that none of your pronouncements in favour of your system will do anything to damage the underlying fundamentals on which our industry rests.
You will agree not to make disparaging remarks in the general media which would undermine basic core elements of any industry competitor. You must not under any circumstance whatsoever make derogatory remarks about Blind Faith, Apparitions, Virgins, Miracles, Omnipotence, Physical God Locations, Prayer, or any basic tenant of your competitors.
Of course within your own organisation and in promotion drives you are free to compete as we all do in the market places for skulls (also know as members of the flock, true believers, converts, the faithful etc.)
We hope you will give this matter urgent attention.
Remember an attack on one is an attack on all.
Yours truly,
Patrick J. Pontiface
Attorney at Canon Law
Soro Holo, New York, New York.
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I UK law you can’t copyright ideas but you can copyright characters.
The Jews probably have a pretty good case against the Vatican for the character of ‘God’.
Although they have two big problems. Firstly the law applies to fiction so they will have to admit God was made up and secondly the vatican can defend that although their character has the same name he is clearly a completely different entity with a totally different personality bearing little or no resemblence to the Jewish God.
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I’m the one lifting my shirt in that video! Woo!
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i love ramen and ando momfuku and this video
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i do love ramen and ando momfuku and this video
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Could anyone tell me where babies come from? I’m dying to know!
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uuuhhhhh……..how old are you?
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love the video. may he rest in peace and be allowed into the great FSM heaven.
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