Are there any Pastafarians on the Big Island of Hawaii? Specifically on the East side, Hilo/Puna region? Email me, ok?  bobby.henderson@gmail.com
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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No Pastafarians needed on Oahu?
Aww shucks!
-Blue
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Sorry, don’t know any. But if anyone knows any Pastafarians in New Mexico, e-mail ME!!!
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Me and Popoff are up here in New York, I suppose you could email one of us if you are too, though I don’t know why we’d need to.
-Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church
RAmen
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Theres at least 100 here in the UK ;) (I converted most people in my class)
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Does New Jersey count?? No? Darn.
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Sounds like a nice place for a FSM convention.
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Im from Texas. Is anyone else?
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@ Ultimate – You came back! Haven’t seen you since the Live Chat went offline. Sorry if I’ve just missed you. Not from Texas, but a neighbor – I’m in Oklahoma.
@ Yeebaagooon – Way to go! Oh sorry, translation – well done! :)))
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Hope you haven’t seen this already. Check out this clip: FSM is on drums…
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=729
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I am a pastafarian on Oahu, I’ll be moving back to Texas in a month though..FSM Damn You!!
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YES! I am a Pastafarian that lives
(part-time) in HPP (Hawaiian Paradise
Park), which is in the Puna District,
just east of Hilo!!!!
Haven’t been to this site in awhile,
and needed some car emblems! IT’S A
SIGN!!!!
Ramen…
Dave
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Sorry dude. I’m on the island of Oahu. :)
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I’m in MD, if you ever need a pastafarian there :P
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Hmm, does Czech Republic counts as exotics? If yes, than we have plenty of dark skinned people eagerly awainting your arival :) Please carry your wallets on easy acceptable place :)
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Folks, I don’t think our prophet wanted to know where is who: he made the “FSM Gatherings” of the discussion forum to that purpose! Well, little Hilo/Puna Pastafarians so far, then…
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I’m from texas; let me tell evrybody here:
STOP STEREOTYPING!!!
I only own 1 pair of boots, 2 saddles, and a horse. GEESH!
(by the way, major sarcasm.) I’m from austin, the capital and it’s green and hilly and really wet.
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Hey! I’m on the Big Island! Ready, able, and willing to serve! May his Noodly Appendages be with you always. Ramen.
Duke
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Ah, what i wouldn’t give to cruise on big island again sometime soon. I’m on Oahu. I’m guessing i’ll be seeing you at Kawaii Kon somewhere Joshua? Perhaps we can spread the good word there a bit, eh?
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Daniel: Which Daniel are you? I’m the technical asst. director Joshua for Kawaii Kon. :)
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I’m from Texas. Yeehaw and stuff.
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Plenty of Pastafari in South America, though it’s not really an issue here, thus there’s so far no need for such movements. In any case, i’m canadian, our PM’s conservative, and he sucks big time but he hasn’t made much of a show about his religion ideas, but if he ever did, i’d be the first one to go to parliament hill and make him choke on the canadian constitution for a little bit. I’m one of many FSM icon carrying canadians, and i’m proud to show it in venezuela AND in ottawa. RAMEN!
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Jesus Bobby!!! You asked if people were on Kona so you could find a place to stay?! Dude!!! Man I want your life.
Peace and may George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child of Iraq.
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Beaver Eater
Please stop breathing! Thank you.
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I’d like to report a crime. I believe beaver Eater is guilty of stealing oxygen from the rest of the planet. Please desist from using any immediately…
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Nikkiee,Spider, totally agree. This beaver stinks.
P.s. Should the great prophet Bobby ever decide to come near my part of this world, he’d be welcome :)
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im from uk liecestershire and wonder where everyone else is i went into church to try and convert i got punched in the face i hope you have fun trying to convert as for me il leave them to it :P
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“i went into church to try and convert i got punched in the face”
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Weren’t wearing a pink shirt were you?
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If you need pastafarians in Brazil just let me know.
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@ richard cooke
I’m from the planet Coruscant. Oooh-pa Oooh-pa!
@Bobby Henderson
I’ve been waiting for you, Bobby. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master. Oooh-pa Oooh-pa!
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Maybe if you guys go to Hawaii I’ll actually hear from Cari once in awhile! (I know she loves those long distance calls.) Be sure to have a guest room available.
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Hey, Pastafarian here on the Big Island, living in the Hamakua region!
-Woogum 10
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Hawaii Pastafarians unite!
Join facebooks group: Pastafarianists in Paradise
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Pope Pixel I May 6th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
“@Aristotle
I’ll spare you that bad fate, don’t worry, it’s ultimately up to the Stealth Arch Pope Alchemist AND me, we co-determine peoples’ fate.
@Everybody
This thread is lagging the hell out of my compy, won’t be able to post here anymore, but I’ll still be free on other one’s like the Hawaii thread.
RAmen”
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You do realize I was being sarcastic, don’t you? I am, after all, His High Mightiness Hierophant Aristotle I of the Southwestern Orthodox Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages. I bow to no one. Except FSM.
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hierophant = pope
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TMOTWK
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Somewhere over the rainbow….
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you haven’t have you?
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Phew!
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I like girls! Yummy!
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I like rainbows! Especially sherbet rainbows – aaah, happy days :)))
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Geez! I go and live my life for a few days, and I don’t recognize the place! I’d just like to say that today I went out in the kayak and felt very peaceful and grateful for my life. Surely I have been touched by his noodly appendage! I know this has nothing to do with what you guys have been talking about, but, frankly, not much does! You’re being extremely esoteric and obtuse.
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DID IT WORK?
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NOW
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Alchemist May 6th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
you haven’t have you?
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Gosh, Alchemist, you’re so distrustful ;)
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Hi Saucy :) You have a good time?
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Esoteric and obtuse? Huh?
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RRR – did what work?
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I was going for a larger font size.
It didn’t take. :(
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No – me neither. I tried strike-through as well without success,
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I wonder?
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Hmmm :(
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Is there a way to underline? That would be great….
Just imagine…bold underlined italicization. Awesome.
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one last try
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sod it then!
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@Aristotle
Well your title confused me, I’m only 14 you have to speak in little kid lingo.
@Everybody
I’m so thoroughly flattered that you came to this thread just for me! You guys rock!
RAmen
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Go to bed! Pixely dude! :)
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SARCASM WARNING
@Pope Pixel I – You’re fourteen?! OMFSM, you’re like a baby! *nostalgia coming on* I remember when I was fourteen…
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…several months ago.
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Though, really, those seventh graders at the junior high next to my high school are so short. They do look like babies. Or midgets.
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Do I smell bad or something? Y’all seem to disappear like cockroaches under an illuminated light when I show up…. Maybe that’s literally how it is. I am so bright and glorious that you have to run away to avoid radiation poisoning.
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That would be such a cool superpower.
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Hierophant Aristotle I is also…
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Radiation Man!!
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“Look, up in the sky!”
“What could it be?!”
“It’s a bird!”
“No, it’s a plane!”
“No, wait! It’s Radiation Man! Run for lives, it’s Radiation Man. His body emanates radiation!” *No way! I never would have guessed!*
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Anyone read any good books lately?
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Do I have to start talking to myself again?
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Yes, Aristotle, you do.
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To make it easier for others, how abouts you go by Radiation Man and I go be Aristotle?
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Sure, OK.
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Do you have any other powers?
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Not, exactly. My radiation manipulating power is very versatile, though.
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What do you think of BOLD ITALICIZATION, Aristotle?
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BOLD ITALICIZATION? Oh, it’s great.
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I think everyone died. Yes, that must be right. Everyone died.
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In that case, I claim Earth in the name of me. I am the sole ruler of Earth. And I rename it Irony in the name of Irony, goddess of Sarcasm and Satire.
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I’m barely alive. I don’t know how much longer I will last. Radiation sickness!!
Everything is green.
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Help! I’m growing a shell. I seem to be turning into a….a….a turtle!
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Hello?
Where am I?
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Sad news, everyone. Irony, Goddess of Sarcasm and Satire, died in an accident while driving under the influence. Needless to say, her title must be past on to someone else. And that person is…
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ME!!
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I, Aristotle, have reached a position far above Hierophant, Superhero, or “the master of those who know [aka Aristotle]!”
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I shall forevermore be known as Aristotle, God of Satire.
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>:0===Q<
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Happy Moon Day.
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I unofficially name today Irony Day, in remembrance of Irony.
Have an irenic Irony Day.
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irenic – promoting peace; peaceful; pacific
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@Aristotle
You are one sad bastard.
And no, I’m not a baby for fuck’s sake! You can ask Alchemist or Popoff, I’m highly respected!
RAmen
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Hiya Pixel :) I think old Aristotle is on a mission :))
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@Pope Pixel I May 7th, 2007 at 1:04 pm “@Aristotle You are one sad bastard.
And no, I’m not a baby for fuck’s sake! You can ask Alchemist or Popoff, I’m highly respected!”
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And a self-proclaimed Hero!
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@ Pixely dude – like JB says, a self proclaimed Hero! That’s got to be worth a lot! :))
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@ Hierophant Aristotle I (Radiation Man)
May 6th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
‘Anyone read any good books lately? ‘
The Etched City, KJ Bishop, weird book, but good
Do you think you might just be in a different timezone to everybody else?
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“Do you think you might just be in a different timezone to everybody else?”
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The Moon?
:)))
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@Pope Pixel I – You did see the *SARCASM WARNING* right? I was joking.
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I mean, come on, I was fourteen a year ago.
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If you were being sarcastic yourself, well, then just disregard this. I suppose that, though I like sarcasm, I sometimes have trouble seeing when others use it. And we are communicating through text; it just doesn’t compare to real talking.
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@Aristotle
YES, I always have trouble with online sarcasm. Sorry didn’t notice the warning.
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Yes, I am a hero of the church, and nobody can take that away from me!
RAmen
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Damn the limitations of internet communication!
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anyone live in VA,NC, or DC?
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Nope, how bout TX?
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nope….go fish
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anyone got any “8’s”
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