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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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sod it then!
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@Aristotle
Well your title confused me, I’m only 14 you have to speak in little kid lingo.
@Everybody
I’m so thoroughly flattered that you came to this thread just for me! You guys rock!
RAmen
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Go to bed! Pixely dude! :)
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SARCASM WARNING
@Pope Pixel I – You’re fourteen?! OMFSM, you’re like a baby! *nostalgia coming on* I remember when I was fourteen…
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…several months ago.
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Though, really, those seventh graders at the junior high next to my high school are so short. They do look like babies. Or midgets.
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Do I smell bad or something? Y’all seem to disappear like cockroaches under an illuminated light when I show up…. Maybe that’s literally how it is. I am so bright and glorious that you have to run away to avoid radiation poisoning.
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That would be such a cool superpower.
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Hierophant Aristotle I is also…
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Radiation Man!!
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“Look, up in the sky!”
“What could it be?!”
“It’s a bird!”
“No, it’s a plane!”
“No, wait! It’s Radiation Man! Run for lives, it’s Radiation Man. His body emanates radiation!” *No way! I never would have guessed!*
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Anyone read any good books lately?
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Do I have to start talking to myself again?
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Yes, Aristotle, you do.
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To make it easier for others, how abouts you go by Radiation Man and I go be Aristotle?
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Sure, OK.
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Do you have any other powers?
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Not, exactly. My radiation manipulating power is very versatile, though.
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What do you think of BOLD ITALICIZATION, Aristotle?
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BOLD ITALICIZATION? Oh, it’s great.
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I think everyone died. Yes, that must be right. Everyone died.
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In that case, I claim Earth in the name of me. I am the sole ruler of Earth. And I rename it Irony in the name of Irony, goddess of Sarcasm and Satire.
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I’m barely alive. I don’t know how much longer I will last. Radiation sickness!!
Everything is green.
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Help! I’m growing a shell. I seem to be turning into a….a….a turtle!
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Hello?
Where am I?
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Sad news, everyone. Irony, Goddess of Sarcasm and Satire, died in an accident while driving under the influence. Needless to say, her title must be past on to someone else. And that person is…
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ME!!
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I, Aristotle, have reached a position far above Hierophant, Superhero, or “the master of those who know [aka Aristotle]!”
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I shall forevermore be known as Aristotle, God of Satire.
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Happy Moon Day.
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I unofficially name today Irony Day, in remembrance of Irony.
Have an irenic Irony Day.
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irenic – promoting peace; peaceful; pacific
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@Aristotle
You are one sad bastard.
And no, I’m not a baby for fuck’s sake! You can ask Alchemist or Popoff, I’m highly respected!
RAmen
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Hiya Pixel :) I think old Aristotle is on a mission :))
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@Pope Pixel I May 7th, 2007 at 1:04 pm “@Aristotle You are one sad bastard.
And no, I’m not a baby for fuck’s sake! You can ask Alchemist or Popoff, I’m highly respected!”
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And a self-proclaimed Hero!
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@ Pixely dude – like JB says, a self proclaimed Hero! That’s got to be worth a lot! :))
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@ Hierophant Aristotle I (Radiation Man)
May 6th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
‘Anyone read any good books lately? ‘
The Etched City, KJ Bishop, weird book, but good
Do you think you might just be in a different timezone to everybody else?
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“Do you think you might just be in a different timezone to everybody else?”
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The Moon?
:)))
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@Pope Pixel I – You did see the *SARCASM WARNING* right? I was joking.
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I mean, come on, I was fourteen a year ago.
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If you were being sarcastic yourself, well, then just disregard this. I suppose that, though I like sarcasm, I sometimes have trouble seeing when others use it. And we are communicating through text; it just doesn’t compare to real talking.
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@Aristotle
YES, I always have trouble with online sarcasm. Sorry didn’t notice the warning.
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Yes, I am a hero of the church, and nobody can take that away from me!
RAmen
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Damn the limitations of internet communication!
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anyone live in VA,NC, or DC?
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Nope, how bout TX?
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nope….go fish
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anyone got any “8’s”
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