You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh? So you THINK you know that there is no God so you make up this ridiculous fake religion. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? COME ON!! As if making fun of Christians for believing in God wasn’t bad enough you have to mock us by making up The Flying Spaghetti monster? Yeah, I know that an atheist made this crap up, because no one is stupid enough to actually believe Pasta is our Almighty God. This is totally wrong and whoever started this is seriously going to pay unless you repent. Because if you don’t, you and all your believers are all going to burn in HELL for eternity. So pick up a Bible, and READ IT!!
Sincerely,
A Strong Christian
just wanted to state that reading (and understanding) the bible is the best way to become an atheist
thx
bubs
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Err, @A Strong Christian
I think you missed Ecclesiastes 9:5-6 and 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18.
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God, whats with you people and the REPENTING?
Come up with a new phrase already.
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this whole thing is shit. flying noodle monster…..yeah. get a life!!
Do you realize that no one actually believes there is
a Flying Spaghetti Monster? The whole idea is a fun
made up one in order to show the ridiculousness of
believing in something that you have never seen and
that you have no factual evidence that it ever
existed.
email kry12wth_me@yahoo.com
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@ kry12wth_me@yahoo.com, I posted this on another thread, but in case you didn’t see it: Do you have conclusive proof that NO ONE believes in a Flying Spaghetti Monster? Actually, there are quite a few of us here who do believe, and we have seen His Holy Noodliness with our own eyes. So please present your evidence before making a blanket statement like that.
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Better yet, just have a beer and say “Arrrrrr!!” If it works for the Christians, it just might work for you. RAmen!
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I am a Catholic. this Hate Mail is stupid. period.
burn in hell? Fundamentalist crap.
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You atheists are a funny bunch, you’re gonna get me burned in hell for laughing at my own religion.
A word of caution though, to Pastafarians, don’t talk too much against Christians or you might break Id rather you didn’t # 1.
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Yeah, it’s really funny to read so called Christians try and savage the atheists out there but you’re kind of missing the point. Any belief system is not based on fact or it would be a science, not a faith, hence the use of the word belief! Now, if everyone can take a deep breath and say in unison – ‘who gives a fuck?’ then all sit down together and watch some Simpsons whilst sharing a beverage or two (non-alcoholic for the nice Muslim people) then i think we might get somewhere. Also, if we just took our heads out of our arses for a few minutes each day then we might ’see’ the world for what it is – a big ROUND ball covered in stupid people who say they hate each other but if they were in the same room as each other for about half an hour with beer and nibbles then we would pretty soon start to laugh ‘with’ each other and not ‘at’ each other. Get it?
In the words of Bill and Ted – be excellent to each other!
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Hell for all eternity?
I fucking hate Michigan.
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Burn in hell? Nah, We’ll probably just smoke a turd in purgatory.
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As I said to another Christian (trying to convert, again):
I’ll burn in Hell if you go to Pastafarian Heaven. Deal?
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Oh, adding to my previous post… We’re not atheists. You must’ve typed in the wrong URL.
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Well if this chap is a strong Christian then he will capable of picking up a bible for us all won’t he?
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Dear ‘a strong christian’, stfu or gtfo.
do you realise what you’ve done?
threatening someone with your hell means stale beer and venereally diseased strippers.
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Nobody’s stupid enough to believe that someone who is not made of matter, has no shape or form is our Almighty God. Oh wait, you are.
RETARD.
If anything FSM makes more sense. FSM forever.
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RAmen Deric. RAmen.
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WE ARE ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL O MY FUCKING GOD!!!
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I think someone should congradulate you for being the only one of the hate mailers to figure out that the Flying Spagetti Monster is an Athiest idea. At least one strong Chirstian has half a brain. Now if one strong Christian had a whole brain that would be better.
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@Andrew re: “pi is exactly three” That’s one of those things that only bothers Bible literalists. What’s a hand or a cubit more or less? Ten across and thirty around is close enough for jazz…
As for the other two:
-Kill non-christians (Deut 13:1-5)
-Kill blasphemers (Levit. 24:16)
I vaguely remember reading somewhere (It Was On The Internet So It Must Be True), that Christians are no longer under those rules. Mind you, if that’s the case, then lots of Christians must have missed the memo at some point, as many a fundamentalist will happily tell you that it’s against God’s Law for a man to lie down with another as he would lie with a woman.
And I now hijack this space to rant again: A-T-H-E-I-S-T!!!eleventhousandonehundredeleven!!1! Godbotherers and Heathen scum alike – SPELL IT CORRECTLY!
There. Feel much better now.
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Well! I must say I used to be a Christian but will be converting to this religion… Who the hell am I kidding. I was never christian and never will be. But once I heard about Flying Spagetti Monster I went from atheist to full out Pastarian.
Now, about the letter. If you damn Christians can mke fun of us, why can’t we make fun of you. You conservative raised bastard!
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I don’t know Hell sounds pretty good compared to being in Heaven with all you stupid ass Christains!
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oh no I’m going to burn in hell yeah right. What are you christians going to do to us make us read a bible I’m so scared. All that religion is a cult
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@dlyan. don’t worry. Christians who scream shit at us go to our verson of hell while we go to heaven. The FSM wouldn’t allow those type of christians to be with us pirates.
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@Mr.noodles. – can somebody please teach you how to type a sentence without using caps and sounding like a complete idiot?
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Oh yes! Atheists make fun of Christians for believing in God and Christians never try to convert us! Ignorance is bliss.
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@ lord of the pirate fish.
We might be able to teach Mr.noodles. But what do we want, have a good laugh about some moron talking in CAPS. or having a world full of peace love and proper grammar?
I prefer the first.
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Over use of CAPS lacks couth and should be discouraged. I typically shut down conversations when speaking volume is elevated simply to add emphasis, especially when nothing of intrinsic value is added to the conversation .(Reply to comment from “Lord of the Fish Pirate”) NOTHINGNESS?
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If God exists, then he should have a sense of humor.
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Why is that SuperFrog.
You exist, yet i do not see any sense of humor Whatsoever.
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Yes SuperFrog: He/she/it/them—it is all anthropomorphism sic our greatest failing—Seekism-Knockism-Askism and the door shall be openedism—as I posted earlier-NOTHINGNESS—He is me is you is human-FSM is incomprehensible-don’t try-just immerse and enjoy. For reasons unknown, we have friendships/substances/things to enjoy. FSM wants us to be happy!
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WOW, I dont think the FMS gives a shit what a bible thumping dickface like you has to say . YOU sound like a coomplete idiot and an asshole. I laughed my ass off after reading your hate mail.
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You Christians mock Atheists, we mock you. All is well.
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No, why don’t you pick up the new Harry Potter and READ IT!! …wait
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God is like a comedian who is performing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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i myself can’t find a part of this website or anything to do with with the flying spaghetti monster directly at Christians apart from “it lacks a man getting brutally named to a cross” it is aimed at religions zealots who are too blind to accept that there are other opinions to theres and that they might be wrong, also what makes you think it was created by atheists? is it because it has views that clashes with yours, then why not send hate mail to other religions? why just the church of the flying spaghetti monster?
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We Atheists never pretended to “have it all worked out”. We just dont Believe that ancient fairy tails have any relevance in todays modern scientific world. The bible was written by people who thought the earth was flat I hope you know. Yay be the flying spaghetti monster.
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@Ace
Welcome to the church of the FSM, you’ll fit in in the world of Pastafarianism like a dream.
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@Ace
“The bible was written by people who thought the earth was flat I hope you know.”…
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You’d imagine the son of God would have picked up on that and mentioned it to someone…I mean ole “Hey-Zeus” couldn’t have raved about religion 24/7 one would think…surely at some point someone would have said something stoopid about the moon being made of cheese or something and Hey-Zeus surely would have had the urge to step in and clear up the misconception…I would if I was God…
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1: Each person creates their own heaven or hell.God regardless of how god is defined by a believer and non-believer alike forges our own final fate at the time of judgement day.
2: Fiction is what we make of it.Each person has his or her own version of right and wrong behavior toward others.
3: The bible is the true historical record or series of historical records whichever you prefer.The origin of the bible goes back at least 3,500 years.The places in the bible has more scientific evidence to back this single book than the big bang theory.The fact we can touch the dirt of the gaza strip and see physical evidence of previous empires gives the bible scientific value.
4: Technology is not the discovery of 20th centuy athiest.It is recycled by each new civilization capable of translating it.Man was given the technology to destroy itself.So far we have managed to dodge the bullet,how much time is left nobody knows.Cleverly hidden in the bible is the answer.I doubt there is any people alive today capable of solve it.On to the next tidbit.
5: Christianity is not about converting athiest into born again christians.It is the enlightenment of a higher consciousness of compassion and mortal man’s flaws.The second myth about christianity starts in the church is just that.A church is where two or more gather in god’s name.
6: You gain nothing wasting time on a empty vessel.
Keep the comments coming.I cannot wait to see the next lame duck comment will be.
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@Tiger
“I cannot wait to see the next lame duck comment will be.”…*wabbit raises paw*…pick me! pick me!!!
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“Fiction is what we make of it”…Very interesting 6 points of holy wisdom…I’m assuming that these came to you while passing a burning bush as wisdom such as this can only come from the almighty…unless of course you are making your own fiction…
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“The bible is the true historical record or series of historical records”…my favourite bit is history is where Daniel fed cake to the dragon and killed it (Bel and the Dragon 27) …what ever happened to all the dragons???…I know Pete had one…then there’s Eragon…ummm…I’m off to get me some dragon…
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“Christianity is not about converting athiest into born again christians.It is the enlightenment of a higher consciousness of compassion and mortal man’s flaws”…I’m hearing you on this one…damn pro choice bastards…shoot em all I say…
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@Tiger_x
“1: Each person creates their own heaven or hell.God regardless of how god is defined by a believer and non-believer alike forges our own final fate at the time of judgement day.”
With you on the creating our own heaven and hell bit to a fair degree I think. Our heaven will be drink volcanoes and stripper angels.
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“3: The bible is the true historical record or series of historical records whichever you prefer.The origin of the bible goes back at least 3,500 years.The places in the bible has more scientific evidence to back this single book than the big bang theory.The fact we can touch the dirt of the gaza strip and see physical evidence of previous empires gives the bible scientific value.”
So the presence of dirt is proof of events that supposedly took place there? I wonder what miracles happened in my back yard 3000 years ago then. There’s a lot of dirt in my back yard.
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“4: Technology is not the discovery of 20th centuy athiest.It is recycled by each new civilization capable of translating it.Man was given the technology to destroy itself.So far we have managed to dodge the bullet,how much time is left nobody knows.Cleverly hidden in the bible is the answer.I doubt there is any people alive today capable of solve it.”
Ah, predictions of the date of our doom. You did remember to say some nice words to your mom in your Rapture letter, right?
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“5: Christianity is not about converting athiest into born again christians.It is the enlightenment of a higher consciousness of compassion and mortal man’s flaws.”
Have to correct you there: it is the discouragement of thinking so that people don’t come to realise what utter rubbish religion is. Seems to have worked pretty well on you.
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“6: You gain nothing wasting time on a empty vessel.”
Almost true, but we have good fun at the expense of people like you. So we gain the occasional laugh.
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When you read posts like Tiger_x, you really start to appreciate the intellectual integerity of what krony is saying!
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thats right us, (former) probably, atheists got it all figured out so u can shove that bible ( if u forgot what a bilble was: look in fiction section of library) up ur ass.
JESUS CAN WALK ON WATER BUT I CAN WALK ON JESUS!!!!!!
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No-one really believes the flying spaghetti monster. It is a JOKE!!! Why do you cristians take this issue so seriously? I don´t believe in god but I´m not an atheist. Am I a bad person? I don´t read the bible, because it is full of stories, it is a book of fiction. If some-one would believe in a god called the “flying spaghetti monster” why would you care? It is not a big deal. Everyone has the freedom of faith.
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“No-one really believes the flying spaghetti monster. It is a JOKE!!!” You, ma’am, just insulted me. I deeply and truly believe that the almighty FSM created man. How dare you say such a hurtful thing! D:
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Heretic! Blasphemer! Liar!
Loads of people on this site believe that the FSM is a more plausible explanation than any other they’ve heard for the universe.
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Oh look. It’s the “rule by fear” approach.
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Um, technically, we’re not atheists, we’re Pastafarians. Also, there is absolutely no way that we are making fun of people, we might some integrity in the science classroom, but I really don’t think that this could really be seen as offensive to anybody who isn’t looking to take offense. By the way, why do you assume the bible is right?
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@El Peatieablo
Atheism and Pastafarianism are fully compatible. The FSM is not vain and is quite ok with it if you do not believe in Him. He directly stated so in one of the 8 “I’d really rather you didn’t” statements. I’m a devout Pastafarian and also strong atheist.
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Ok, so the FSM is fine if you don’t believe in him. What I’m saying is that to be an atheist you have to believe in no “higher power”, which the FSM clearly is; while being a Pastafarian means that you believe in the FSM. Could be wrong though, I am quite silly at times:)!
P.S. Which of The Eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” are you talking about, I can’t find it.
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“So pick up a Bible, and READ IT!!”
*Picks up a bible*
*Burns it*
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