You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh? So you THINK you know that there is no God so you make up this ridiculous fake religion. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? COME ON!! As if making fun of Christians for believing in God wasn’t bad enough you have to mock us by making up The Flying Spaghetti monster? Yeah, I know that an atheist made this crap up, because no one is stupid enough to actually believe Pasta is our Almighty God. This is totally wrong and whoever started this is seriously going to pay unless you repent. Because if you don’t, you and all your believers are all going to burn in HELL for eternity. So pick up a Bible, and READ IT!!
Sincerely,
A Strong Christian
About that letter. Why “making fun of Christians”? There are many other religions out there which are not, how should I put this, “compatible” with Christianity.
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I have better fiction books to read than the bible. Thank you’s.
Ramen
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Atheists don’t believe in anything sweetie! Get your facts straight!
You think this religion is ridiculous, try christianity… all Moses did to make people agree with him was slaughter 2000 people! Do you think that’s ridiculous? I do!
You know what makes this religions so affective is the fact that spaghetti actually exists!
Quite trying to convert people with black mail, I know your religion is a strong believer in the hole, believe what I will believe or ill hurt you concept… but you really need to repent to the almighty MEATBALL!!!
Go read out website and worship the truth! (Or what is closest to it)…
May spaghetti bless your corrupted christian soul!!
Love the SMART!!!
Random_bob
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At least it’s warm down there. Down?
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and if a burn in hell is shall see you there
it is your god that tells people not to judge others
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Strong Christian
How can you attack Giant Spaghetti Monsterism then claim we are offending you?
And How is believing pasta is our almighty god any more ridiculus than a man born without a father, walking on water and raising himself from the dead?
Argh Zombie Jesus!!!
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FUK U ATHIESTZ
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Wow memorialcheese, that’s an insightful comment. Can you teach me to be as intelligent and witty in debate as you are?
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OMFSM! Even the cheese is against me – argh!!!!!!
I am off to eat more rice krispies!
Wah! FSM save me!
(Why do I have an image of those photos with captions?…..I am in UR Cheese Fukin’ YUR Atheistz!)
Hahahahahah!
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Oh, and praise the FSM for Recent Comments!
Hoorah!
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I really like a good Fukin’ personally….
Thanks Cheesy boi!
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Is there a valid reason that God canNOT manifest as the FSM? Is your version of the Ultimate Creator of Everything so pathetic that He/She/It can only manifest as an old man sitting on a cloud? Or as a burning bush, as the case may be? And do you really think that Christians are the only religious group that believe in God? I’m fairly certain that Jews and Muslims also worship the Ultimate Creator, only under different Names. Your narrow-minded view of the universe is kind of sad, really.
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You mean the bible thats filled with wonderful verses about slavery, murder, human sacrifice, killing gays, sexism, rape, killing people of different religions and god killing nearly 2 million people?
One can see, feel, smell, taste, and it some cases hear pasta, so it makes more sense to worship a god that inspired such. Jesus was an innocent dellusional schizophrenic, so whats your excuse?
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Also “fake religion” is a bit of oxymoron. Lol and I suppose someone didn’t
make god up right? According to your own religion I shouldn’t even need a bible, unless you want me to read it repeatedly at gunpoint until I’m thoroughly brainwashed with dogmatic garbage.
Or you can crusade and pillage my house for being Pastafarian…
The holy trailerparks of the south lol..
Not your almighty god, OUR almighty god. Christianity is totally wrong and whoever started it is seriously going to pay unless you/they repent.
This is a perfect example of christian intolerance of other religions and beliefs. They only have nuts big enough to preach about god and hell via the internet to people who worship a flying spaghetti monster. You’re just jealous because Pastafarians don’t need to ignore and reinterpet 95% of their religion when it doesn’t come off as wholesome as they’d like (pastafarianism isn’t strewn with hipocrisy and self-contradiction).
I don’t see how believing in a flying spaghetti monster is any more or less ridiculous than believing some hippy was crucified, ascended to heaven, and will come back to Earth towards judgement day?
Lol we don’t think there is no god btw, we know there is no god. It’s called reason and empirical evidence.
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@QuietLunatic,
yes, there is no valid reason they could not be the same god. However there are several reasons why it is highly unlikely;
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Different vices. Flaws define who we are, after all.
Whereas Yahweh was overly possessive, aggressive, prone to child abuse and generally rather narcissistic, the FSM really just has a serious drinking problem. Otherwise he’s a really swell diety.
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Very different messages. What the FSM has taught contradicts virtually everything in the bible. Slavery, incest, human sacrifice, misogynism, you name it; bible has it, gospel doesn’t.
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The whole feeding the masses thing. If Yahweh = FSM, he would have made sure his son handed out pasta and garlic bread rather then fish and plain bread (let’s not even get started on the whole eucharist thing).
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Noah and the Ark. Sure, Yahweh got his guy to build a boat, but he didn’t pillage, plunder, loot, or do ANYTHING piratical! FSM would have commanded at the very least a sea shanty.
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I’m sorry QL, but while it’s not impossible, it is highly unlikely.
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Well A Strong Christian (if that is in fact your real name)
Enjoy your stale bear.
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My bad, stale BEER
My spelling is terrible and I don’t care who knows it…
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Okay okay okay. Mr. Strong Christian person? What exactly is so ridiculous about the Church of the FSM, hmm? Nothing more ridiculous than you’d find in any other religion. It is you, sir, who seem to be making fun of the FSM. Besides, a deity should be able to be beloved by the masses, and pasta is by far more beloved than any human shape you can wish up.
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Trying to scare us by telling us that we are going to Hell is just as effective as us telling YOU that you are going to our version of Hell if you don’t believe everything we tell you.
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@llamazoo – You make fun of what you know. Speaking for myself, I am a recovering roman catholic. Also, the fundamental christians put themselves out there to convert. I can’t remember ever having a fundamental jew or muslem try and convert me without me initiating the conversation.
I think that pastafarians would ridicule anybody, including other pastafarians.
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I’m not going to the woods after that stale bear, that’s all I’m saying.
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“the fundamental christians put themselves out there to convert.”
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Brings in 10% of their pay from each of the converted. That’s 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + …….
Directly debited on pay day too so no effort on the part of the newly “saved”.
What I want to know is, do they have “Converter of the Month” awards? If so what do they receive to commemorate their conversion ability?
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Feeling mocked is a choice, it is you who allows yourself to feel what you feel, by all means believe what you want, there is room for us all, if you respect my believes i respect yours…no wait, i don’t care what you think of my believes, i accept yours…makes the world a nicer place, not denying believes of others….
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You want approval badly? Validation is a choice too ;)
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“Your comment is awaiting moderation.” That keeps happening to me, too!
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i dont know how he got this burning in hell bullshit but im going to be drinking beer with some strippers
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I am with you Poison-Man! But why wait? Get a taste of the after life while you can.
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Can a strong xian bend steel bars and stuff? Pick up loads of bibles?
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@Marius vanderLubbe
Welcome to the church of the FSM (new addition to the Dutch part of the congregation, judging by the name?). You wrote
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“Can a strong xian bend steel bars and stuff? Pick up loads of bibles?”
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If their god is willing to help them out they can do anything. Which effectively means ‘no’ to your question.
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Let me ask you a few questions, crazy writer of hate mail. You’ve never read Harry Potter, right? Okay, just checking. What’s that? Harry Potter involves Satanic Rituals and killing Christians because it’s fun and making Christians the bad guys? Wow, you really HAVEN’T read it. FYI, the guy who created this religion isn’t exactly hiding his identity. If you had even read the letter, you would actually know that. Also, he’s not saying that God doesn’t exist. He’s saying that teaching Intelligent Design in schools is as smart as worshipping a monster made of spaghetti as God. Man, I hate you religious enthusiasts who take everything as an attack on the chruch.
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Intelligent design is for complete morons. And so is the Shroud of Turin. Intelligent Design is NOT science! It is just creationisim’s dressed-up twin! And there are some major flaws. It was designed to infect the minds of our youth in public schools, and they could not say “God created the world…”. They had to say something dumb like, “An Intelligent being created everything…” which could back them into thinking that Aliens created the world! In fact, the Raelens, a group of ID believers, say exactly that! It’s not science-it’s stupid!
So just shut up, all you creationists!
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Oh yeah, and I made a tag error. Oops.
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Don’t worry Milo, we all do it (tag left open)
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Am I bold still?
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Nopebugger
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This used to work.
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Does it still?
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yes, yes I do THINK I have it all figured out
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You are so bold, Alchemist. And you’re Hawt, too :)
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Is it against the rules to bump old hate-mail threads?
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pirate lord waffles.
“Is it against the rules to bump old hate-mail threads?”
Nope. No rules set in stone here :)) Go for it :)))
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“This is totally wrong and whoever started this is seriously going to pay unless you repent. Because if you don’t, you and all your believers are all going to burn in HELL for eternity.”…..There is only one response to this: It’s your Hell sir–you burn in it.
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@ravenslight Jul 8th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
“There is only one response to this: It’s your Hell sir–you burn in it.”
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Yep! Spot on :))
RAmen
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Hm, how can I possibly burn in a place that’s clearly nonexistent? Simply put, I can’t. Thank you, and have a nice day. ^^v
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@Ravenslight…really, keeno! Will there be marshmellows and weiners there? Thank you so much. Cheerio
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Well, firstly, to be atheist is to believe that there is no god, this is not limited to the Christian god. This would mean that we believe that there is no FSM, which is untrue. Therefore we are not atheists, we simply believe that your god is false and that ours is all-mighty.
Second, we have picked up a bible, the Gospel of the FSM. A bible is not just a bible in terms of the Christian bible.
Let his noodley goodness shine in your heart one day. RAmen.
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How dare Christians attack Pastafarian’s in such a way.
We have different beliefs, live with it. It’s pathetic, seeing people get pissed off all because we don’t share the same beliefs.
I pray that His Noodley Appendage one day touches you.
RAmen.
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..”Yeah, I know that an atheist made this crap up, because no one is stupid enough to actually believe Pasta is our Almighty God…”
Atheists are stupid? I’d say we have quite a resume. PhD’s, scientists, professors, doctors, business men (and women) etc. Most of the time the christians I run in to are un-educated, closed-minded bigots, like yourself. Congratulations on ramming your nose into the behind of the sheep in front of you.
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Maxwell
“Congratulations on ramming your nose into the behind of the sheep in front of you.”
Nice one, mind if I nick it?
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I find it funny that Christians always refer to the Bible. How can you preach a book that has been edited, revised and translated. If the word of God was that Great and powerful, why would they need to change it so much?
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I hate when religious people say to read a Bible or go to hell… athiests don’t believe in heaven or hell. That would be like a mugger saying “Your Wallet, or I cast Flare on you!” I don’t believe in magic either, so not much of a threat.
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