You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh? So you THINK you know that there is no God so you make up this ridiculous fake religion. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? COME ON!! As if making fun of Christians for believing in God wasn’t bad enough you have to mock us by making up The Flying Spaghetti monster? Yeah, I know that an atheist made this crap up, because no one is stupid enough to actually believe Pasta is our Almighty God. This is totally wrong and whoever started this is seriously going to pay unless you repent. Because if you don’t, you and all your believers are all going to burn in HELL for eternity. So pick up a Bible, and READ IT!!
Sincerely,
A Strong Christian
Hello Gabriel ;=)
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Gabriel
“I don’t think anyone wants to talk to me so I’m going now”
I would like to be one of your special friends too. Sadly, I must sleep now.
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Gabriel
“I don’t think anyone wants to talk to me so I’m going now”
I would like to be one of your special friends too. Sadly, I must sleep now.
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Im the REAL Alchemist, nothing but imposters stealing my name…
Yours Truly,
OMFG My Name is Bigger than Yours, WOW That is one Long Name, my name is so Big its bigger than Chuck Norris’ Epeen, Wow My Name is super long, a Very Long name Indeed, Or Are you Jealous of my Super Long Name, My name is awesomenerst-st-st than kittens…My Name is Super Long..Ive run out of things to say in my really long name..what a Shame, but I shall keep typing my name…or is it my Name? Is there even a Max to the number of Characters in your name? If there is surely I would have exceeded it hours ago..Wow I bet you guys H8 spammers =(..But Still isnt my name awesome?
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Yeeehaaaa – I’ve got a mimic :)))))))
(link to name – I always link to my name!)
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Not Aristotle is it? Or have my excursions born fruit at last :)))
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@ Alchemist – There is only one you! They may *try* to mimic you but they’ll never get close! :))) This one didn’t even try very hard…
Catch you later, must dash!
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@Alchemist May 2nd, 2007 at 2:13 pm “Yeeehaaaa – I’ve got a mimic :)))))))
(link to name – I always link to my name!)”
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I wouldn’t be too proud of a mimic of so low a level. On the other hand, it makes it easier to tell the difference ;)
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Alright, I’ll save this Strong Christian guy a long tirade about my thoughts on Christianity and make these couple of statements.
Proove your diety exists, proove your “history” first, then I’ll give you proof of FSM.
- When you understand why you deny all other gods, you’ll understand why I deny yours
Simple enough for you?
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“I always link to my name!”
Saw that post a little earlier. Noticed the absence of link too. We know you :)))
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Of course we know it’s you Alchemist, that guy was NOTHING like what you post, even if he got the realy random sillyness part down.^_^
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Thanks L’TUAE – Philbert, my pet cheese slice, said the same! Thanks.
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Why do some religious people get so defensive about this? They’re missing the point about the whole FSM thing. It’s not about mocking Christianity, it’s just to prove a point that, in terms of logical reasoning, the FSM is no more or less valid than any other idea about God.
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“So pick up a Bible, and READ IT!!”
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Hmm, how ’bout this idea instead – pick up a Bible, and drop it in the nearest recycling bin. Bibles are dangerous things, and we wouldn’t want them left lying around in the open where children and other impressionable folk such as yourself might pick one up. By recycling them, we get to put them to a better use (being pulped into shiny new copies of the FSM Gospel, for one).
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RAmen,
Davey
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I don’t know Davey, I always thoroughly enjoy fantasy-books.
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have you read the bible lately?
i have more than once and whoever wants to settle the dispute by going back to the text is not even worthy of our reply. the text is incoherent, contradictory and just plain stupid.
have you read darwin? the actual thing? i suggest you do
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@ Red DutchPasta Kidd
The fantasy books you enjoy are probably a little bit better written, then again, the only parts of the bible I’ve ever read were the parts read when I was in church the odd time we went when I was little, being catholic, not supposed to be reading it without a priest to interpret
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Storm Petrel
You are a cock sucking faggot that probaly had sex with the priest anyways.
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The fool has said in his heart, “There is no Flying Spaghetti Monster.”
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@Storm Petrel : So true, but then in every genre there are a few good books, a lot of reasonable ones and some shitty books. The bible clearly falls in the third category, though it does have some funny parts.
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FSMissionary
May 4th, 2007 at 10:43 am
The fool has said in his heart, “There is no Flying Spaghetti Monster.â€
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Hmmmmmm, we might try selling them this nice bridge… Fot is it not also said: a fool and his/her money wil soon be parted?
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In the beggining was the word
and the word was “Arrghh.”
- Pirraticus
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I DID pick up a bible. I DID read it. (Well actually that’s not quite true. I got bored after a couple of pages and went back to reading Harry Potter.) Either way, reading the bible didn’t change my life. Discovering Pastafarianism… THAT changed my life.
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hmm i have a thought if the cristions are so right then dont they reilise that if there religion is soo right then there all going to hell themselves? the standerds outlined by the bible are way too high for an average human to fallow because there contradictery to human nature
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Demonic Duck,
Harry Potter is so much more believable don’t you think?
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@eyepatch steve May 5th, 2007 at 2:12 pm “hmm i have a thought if the cristions are so right then dont they reilise that if there religion is soo right then there all going to hell themselves? the standerds outlined by the bible are way too high for an average human to fallow because there contradictery to human nature”
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As I said earlier (but my post seems to have vanished): don’t worry about them, they’ll talk themselves out of that one too. With the bible it’s like with statistics: you can prove anything with it and its contrary…
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Harry Potter is the BEST!
http://mugglenet.com/
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I LOVE Harry Potter. Mugglenet is the best out there, but you should also try
harrypotterrealm.com
the parody stuff is the best.
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Someone has to help me here. Evertime I try to get on the FSM over Russia page it takes me to the place where there were just 39 posts.
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Dear Strong Christian:
Yar!
With all regards(or whatever it is..)
OMY
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Dread Wench,
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Have you got something stuck in your cache?
That seems to happen to me occasionally.
Try clearing your cache. Which browser do you use?
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Dear Mr Strong Christian,
Why, may i ask, do you ridicule this religeon? yours is just as ridiculous. You mock us for believing in the FSM while you claim that some infinite spirit created the world. Surely each of our religeons hold equal amounts of credibility.
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Mr G,
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Absolutely not. Pastafarianism has a much stronger basis in fact:
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1) Pastafarianism explains why the world is f**ked up.
The FSM was a bit drunk/hungover.
Christians are just in denial with their ‘mysterious ways’ ‘grand design’ cop out.
2) The Bible is claimed to be the word of God and makes little or no sense, contradicts itself and gives terrible moral guidance.
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is much more consistent and better guidance.
3) We (the Pastafarians) have a graph.
Do you realise Jesus didn’t use any graphs in his sermons and no graphs appear in the bible. You just look like an idiot believing a religion without serious backing.
Actually we’ve got loads of graphs and proof but too much mathsy science tends to put the punters off and at the end of the day we are a populist religion.
4) The FSM doesn’t claim to ‘love’ you and then torture you for all eternity if you do one single thing wrong.
What sort of bullcrap is that? Ans: Christian Bullcrap)
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RAmen.
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So it’s ok to quote this ery song “Mama” from MCR, it states clear that “mama, we’re all going to hell”.
Pff can you believe this christian? that’s the wrong thing about the religions, each and everyone of them claim to be the ONE, and to not respect the others as in the bibble says “believe in only one god, this one, you sucker” lol. (sorry, but i was a catholic one, don’t get me wrong, i’ve seen the light, please forgive me my noodlish friends)
Don’t blame him, he’s just to idiot to see the truth. He has his brain wasehd and he HAS to pay in order to be a christian, bah….
In the case it’s true, hell yeah, I’m going to hell, but i’m sure the pirates will help me to be confortable with lot’s of strippers, lol
rAmen brothers, rAmen
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I see.
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Or not
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How about this?
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May his Noodly appendage touch you with his truth and sauce.
These are some questions I have for the Christians following this posting.
1> If god created heaven and earth, and god resides in heaven, where was god before creation?
2> If Adam and Eve were the first humans, and the progenitors of the entire human race, how did all the other non-judeao christian religions start. Especially those before judaism?
3> Why does partical physics prove the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and his noodly appendages. The noodle theory proves that the universe is made up of hyperdimentional noodles, the vibrations of these noodles create all matter and energy. Einstien knew the glory of the FSM.
RAmen
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@Star guy who I don’t know how to make the symbol-
Thank you for your advice. What the hell is a ‘cache’? And how do I know what browser I have? Is it on the back of my computer? My internet comes from netscape, if that helps.
You are dealing with a very technically inept person here.
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Rowdy, it’s the Wench. What is a cache and how do I empty it?
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what browser are you using L’TUAE?
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@ Dread Wench – Um, I can’t help you with this one. Can you get onto the other site (the super secret one)? There are people over there that can help you much better than I can. Unfortunately your computer doesn’t come with fur and hooves! I’ll post a message on the other site for you, just in case.
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@ Alchemist – Woo hoo! Alchemist to the rescue…
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going to the secret site…..
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@ Dread Wench – Since Alchemist is here, I cancelled the post on the other site. He’ll get you straightened out. And, the symbol is Captain Noodulous Silicate’s new tag (I just learned that this afternoon!).
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Oh, cool. I love how you can make those symbols. I’ll stay here then. As for the browser, does that mean my search engine? Cause I’m using Netscape.
Awaiting breathlessly for advice from the wise Alchemist.
I feel like such a dork:(
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@ Dread Wench – your browser is what you use to access the internet, and it doesn’t matter what internet service provider you use (as far as I know). It will most likely be Internet Explorer which comes included on computers with Windows operating systems (as opposed to Apple Macintosh) or Mozilla Firefox. Look up in the blue bar way at the top of your monitor’s screen and at the end of the name of the FSM thread will be a dash and then the browser’s name. That should help…I don’t know about the cache though.
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Hiya – I answered your email :) No, browser is Internet Explorer, Firefox, Navigator, Opera. It should say at the top of the window you’re using now.
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Alchemist May 7th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
“Opera.”
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Dread Wench L’TUAE? Probably not :))
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Harry Potter is sexy
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Aristotle May 7th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
“Harry Potter is sexy”
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You forgot the sentence stopper thingy (.). I never forget the sentence stopper thingy.
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>:0===Q<
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Listen i dont see why anyone has to be negative like this shmuck The flying spaghetti monster is a peaceful being who doesnt send anyone to hell he even came into my room last night and pre-coordinated my pirate outfit for school! i dont know what i would do without him!!!
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