You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh? So you THINK you know that there is no God so you make up this ridiculous fake religion. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? COME ON!! As if making fun of Christians for believing in God wasn’t bad enough you have to mock us by making up The Flying Spaghetti monster? Yeah, I know that an atheist made this crap up, because no one is stupid enough to actually believe Pasta is our Almighty God. This is totally wrong and whoever started this is seriously going to pay unless you repent. Because if you don’t, you and all your believers are all going to burn in HELL for eternity. So pick up a Bible, and READ IT!!
Sincerely,
A Strong Christian
Marc – the amount of computery stuff I’ve learned since being on this website is amazing!
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The “Call me Tony” cock thing! Sorry mate – old Anthony has a maggot! Even I can’t blow that one up :)))
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That’s it, Alchemist. You’re officially a geek. (That’s a compliment in my book, by the way.) I’ve been erroneously called a geek, but you’re the real deal!
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@ Saucy Wench – Geeks rule the world! :)
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@ Rowdy – My husband’s a geek. It’s one of the things I love about him.
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Saucy – fancy a game of “Dungeons and Dragons” :))))
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OOOh a three and a six – my “cookie of doom with 6+ powers of godhood” is so going to kick yer “Pixie with the Attractive Ears” arse :)))
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I’ve just thrown a two and a one!
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That’s over the top geekhood! I attended one D & D get together, and it was frightening. One of the guys was a very good freind of mine. The others were his friends. They all wore a lot of black, and ate steak incessantly. They got me into one of their scenarios, or whatever you call them, and I felt rather silly. Although, we do some role-playing here, huh? I really am SaucyWench, though.
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@Thanks much Alchemist, but I have to do it tomorrow.:( My sister is screaming at me to get off the sb’skas
]r[ COMPUTER SHE’S BEEN HOgGING FOR TWO HOURS! sHE’LL SEE YOU TOMMOrrow.
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*gulp* bye guys.
I can still see bold people…….
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@ SaucyWench – My husband’s a geek too! Do love that about him. He’s very, very good at what he does. No people skills though… :)
Haven’t done anything with D&D for over 2 decades…my brother was really into it though!
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Saucy – I could never do D&D – I’m just too sarcastic!
We had a group at school who played – I was one of the groups who buggered off for a spliff (one of whom is missionary! – really!)
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Ok, launguge barrier here. What does ‘buggered off for a spliff’ mean? I tried to figure it out by its context, but I just couldn’t make sense of it. Does it mean you went and smoked something? Had some kind of sexual encounter? Went for an ice cream? All three?
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Definitely all three. Definitely.
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@ SaucyWench – Bahahaha! I can usually keep up with Alchemist but this one’s beyond me!
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Saucy – “..Does it mean you went and smoked something? ”
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Yeah :) sorry! I used to be a bit of a stoner :))
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(Ice cream has it’s merits though – it’s just a bit too soggy to smoke!)
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Well, you’re not alone there, Alchemist. I’ve never smoked ice cream, but one of my patients at the state psychiatric hospital told me he smoked Orbit gum. He also thought the lady next to him was in cahoots with him telepathically. Ahhh, those were the days. I loved that part of the job – listening to all the strange things they said and did.
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Noooo – Saucy! Telepathy:) Please don’t :)
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My good friend Shane is in the ward again!
You can always tell when he’s stopped taking the anti-psychotics! He really does believe that he can read peoples minds!
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I got silly once and asked him to read my mind. He couldn’t because I’m not a telepath! He can only read telepath’s minds!
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Poor sod!
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You seen this one? I linked it to my name last week! So very funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSmNuHQzlYg
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i think it is rediculess that we cant have oour own fate whitout threaths of bieng burned in hell… isn’t that aginst christianity? why can’t we not belive in FSM whitout everyone mocking us?? what if christianity was the new religion??
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i think it is rediculess that we cant have oour own fate whitout threaths of bieng burned in hell… isn’t that aginst christianity? why can’t we not belive in FSM whitout everyone mocking us?? what if christianity was the new religion??
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They’re threatening us because christianity was the new religion not so long ago, they know how quickly they got a foothold and took over the western world and are afraid we’ll do the same
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The Christians should be afraid. FSM is more fun, less murderous and encourages the consumption of beer.
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I thought I might try a link.
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It worked! Three cheers for me. I don’t think anyone wants to talk to me so I’m going now :(
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I’ll speak to you!
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Victoria’s Secret?
Is that another one or still the same one?
Or spam?
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Poor Gabriel!
I would love to chat, but stealing a couple of clandestine minutes at work :(
Going to have to disappear and do something constructive.
Bother!
I hope your link was good – I daren’t click it cos this puter is as slow as a bloody glacier!
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Hahaha! Click it, there is a pirate binki!
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@ Beastly Rich – I ordered from Victoria’s Secret just last night and didn’t notice the pirate bikini! Shame on me…
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Victoria’s Secret eh :)
The saviour of many a young man!
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I needed something to wear under my skimpy summer dresses! ;)
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Ha ha. I’m glad you liked my bikini. Thought it was something appropriate for long summer days on a pirate ship. Hi Beastly Rich glad you are talking to me but I guess I’ve missed you again. Will have to work out when people are chatting around here. Can someone please explain what RAmen means? Is it like Amen but different? Why?
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is a heaven with beer volcanos more ridiculus than a hell with an evil creature with horns?
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@Gabriel – You know…RAmen, Amen, top ramen….
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P.S. I’m pretty sure that is second person. First is I (or we). Second is you. Third is he, she, they.
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Ramen as in pasta?
Gabriel loves pasta (3rd person). Aristotle thinks Gabriel loves pasta (2nd person). I love pasta (first person). How am I doing? Did I get it right? RAmen.
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@Gabriel May 1st, 2007 at 5:13 pm “Ramen as in pasta?”
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RAmen as in pAHsta, right. As long as you make it different from the traditional pronounciation of “amen” you’re OK. Cheers and
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RAmen!
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@Gabriel
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The relation with a certain noodly dish called “ramen” is quite obvious, no?
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No, second person uses the word you. Example: You love pasta.
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As you may have noticed, second person is not commonly used in literature.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammatical_person
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@Lambic
“The relation with a certain noodly dish called “ramen†is quite obvious, no?” Yes, I mean “no” it’s obvious or “yes” it’s obvious. Now I’m confused but ramen, pasta and the noodley one is obvious.
RAmen.
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@Aristotle
But what’s the difference between referring to you as “Aristotle” rather then “you”? Seems a strange distinction.
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@Lambic
I checked out your link. So Lambic is a type of beer? I haven’t tried it. Does the FSM have any type of holy beer or is all beer sacred? Can I bring myself closer to his noodley embrace with light beer or should I drink full strength beer to enhance my spirituality?
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Gabriel May 1st, 2007 at 5:31 pm
@Aristotle
But what’s the difference between referring to you as “Aristotle†rather then “you� Seems a strange distinction.
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Aristotle can be replaced with he, but not you. “Aristotle thinks Gabriel loves pasta” can be rewritten as “He thinks Gabriel loves pasta.” That would be third person, not second.
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Because someone doesn’t believe in Jesus, doesn’t make them Atheist… The Spaghetti Monster is as valid of a god than any other including Jesus, Santa Claus and or a turnip… The Bible is just as irrefutable as Moby Dick or this Gospel for that matter…Since you want to blindly follow a book which contradicts itself all the way through and which was written by many authors who lived hundreds of years after the fact a same book that refused work from the actual period to be included ’cause were deemed controversial, go ahead and put your hands in the air at Church to impress your friends and miss work days for prayer meetings, but don’t bash other people’s religions.
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Arrr! I think I’ll stay in the first person. I’m more a sporty type then an intellectual type anyway. Not that I’m stupid, just dumb. ha ha!
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If “you” is not in the sentence, it is NOT second person. Just go with that.
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You people are so wierd. i burned my grammer book after 8th grade.
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I’m with Dread Wench L’TUAE. Grammer books are not for me. “You people are so weird” must be second person then if “you” is in the sentence? Gabriel likes weird.
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Threaten me with hell all you want, you can’t scare me. If I told you that if you do not become a pastafarian you will suffer an eternity of ugly strippers and flat beer, would you convert?
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Actually, I never learned second person in school. (They said it was too confusing.)
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If you’ve established that a sentence is not first or third person, then it’s probably second person. If the sentence starts with “I” or “he,” it is not second person. It MUST start with “you” to be second person. Is that so hard to understand?
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Rule: to be second person, it must start with “you.” (note the word “start”)
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Huh?
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You think I can remember that it seems to Gabriel.
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