You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh?

You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh? So you THINK you know that there is no God so you make up this ridiculous fake religion. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? COME ON!! As if making fun of Christians for believing in God wasn’t bad enough you have to mock us by making up The Flying Spaghetti monster? Yeah, I know that an atheist made this crap up, because no one is stupid enough to actually believe Pasta is our Almighty God. This is totally wrong and whoever started this is seriously going to pay unless you repent. Because if you don’t, you and all your believers are all going to burn in HELL for eternity. So pick up a Bible, and READ IT!!

Sincerely,
A Strong Christian

1038 Responses to “You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh?”

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  1. 651 - Lambic - Apr 30th, 2007

    @?
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    I do agree, matey, let’s add some style to this site!

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  2. 652 - Alchemist - Apr 30th, 2007

    OK – who started the big name things?
    .
    Dread Wench – give us a call
    prussicacid@googlemail.com
    you’d be amazed by some of the conversations!

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  3. 653 - Alchemist - Apr 30th, 2007

    Lambic Style – yup – can anyone change the colour of our posts or is that restricted by Bobby?

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  4. 654 - Alchemist - Apr 30th, 2007

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  5. 655 - Rowdy Wench - Apr 30th, 2007

    @ Alchemist – Is a blank post a new style? ;)

    @ Dread Wench – I’ve said before, worth repeating, join, join! You’ll learn, laugh and grow! Or something like that anyway…

    @ CNS – Good name! Love it…and I thought my other name was long! ;)

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  6. 656 - Alchemist - Apr 30th, 2007

    Thought I’d left the bold on Rowdy :))

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  7. 657 - Aristotle - Apr 30th, 2007

    How does Aristotle do bold?

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  8. 658 - Alchemist - Apr 30th, 2007

    strong for bold and em for italics. Can use b or i but I think that causes browser problems!

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  9. 659 - Aristotle - Apr 30th, 2007

    bold

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  10. 660 - Dread Wench L’TUAE - Apr 30th, 2007

    @Alchemist & Rowdy-
    I tried to set up on the account wizard thing, and very sorry to bug you, but I am not technically L337. :(
    What is server info? Is that on the back of my computer or something? How do I find server info of what I’m sending it to?

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  11. 661 - Dread Wench L’TUAE - Apr 30th, 2007

    Or do I even have to use that thing?

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  12. 662 - Rowdy Wench - Apr 30th, 2007

    Better let Alchemist help you with that one Dread Wench. I’m so technically inept that I was glad I could get in. I’ll let Alchemist know you are having trouble.

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  13. 663 - Aristotle - Apr 30th, 2007

    go away bold

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  14. 664 - Rowdy Wench - Apr 30th, 2007

    Aristotle – you turned bold on for everyone! Weird…

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  15. 665 - Aristotle - Apr 30th, 2007

    away

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  16. 666 - Aristotle - Apr 30th, 2007

    bold

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  17. 667 - Rowdy Wench - Apr 30th, 2007

    @ Dread Wench – I sent a message to Alchemist. Hopefully he can get you sorted! :)

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  18. 668 - Aristotle - Apr 30th, 2007

    not bold

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  19. 669 - SaucyWench - Apr 30th, 2007

    I’ve always wanted to be bold.

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  20. 670 - Dread Wench L’TUAE - Apr 30th, 2007

    Thanks Rowdy.:)
    Aristotle- What is with the bold? Not that I mind, but how the hell are you doing it?
    @Rowdy!- We made it into State! Sorry, I’m just happy so I had to say it!

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  21. 671 - Aristotle - Apr 30th, 2007

    italics

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  22. 672 - Rowdy Wench - Apr 30th, 2007

    @ Dread Wench – Cool! I’m sorry to be daft but remind me what in? It’s been a while…I’m drinking a lot less these days but still the old brain struggles at times! Really, though making State in anything is worth celebrating! :) I am hoping Alchemist comes to help…I’m working on it!

    @ SaucyWench – me too! ;)

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  23. 673 - Aristotle - Apr 30th, 2007

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  24. 674 - Aristotle - Apr 30th, 2007

    bold?

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  25. 675 - Net Doctor - Apr 30th, 2007

    Aristotle?

    Ahh…there you are!
    Come now…

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  26. 676 - Lilith - Apr 30th, 2007

    Hey , just been away for a few days and everyone goes bold!

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  27. 677 - Lilith - Apr 30th, 2007

    to boldly go….

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  28. 678 - Dread Wench L’TUAE - Apr 30th, 2007

    @Rowdy- Don’t rush or inconvienance yourself, I have to get offline soon, anyway. But thanks.^_^Sate in Academic Superbowl.
    (most people haven’t heard of it) ^_^ to be brief, academic teams in different catagories. I’m in History.
    You really shouldn’t drink…:(
    @Aristotle- What 4r3 j00 doing?

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  29. 679 - Aristotle - Apr 30th, 2007

    Dam infernal technological enigmas! Aristotle can’t make it go away!

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  30. 680 - Alchemist - Apr 30th, 2007

    That wasn’t me! I turned the bold off!
    LTUAE
    prussicacid@googlemail.com
    One of my eaddys! Do it! You know you want too!

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  31. 681 - Lilith - Apr 30th, 2007

    I am soo bold! So bold!

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  32. 682 - SaucyWench - Apr 30th, 2007

    Did I say I wanted to be bold? I meant bald. My bad.

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  33. 683 - Alchemist - Apr 30th, 2007

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  34. 684 - Lilith - Apr 30th, 2007

    Trallallaaa! Like it, it’s fun to be bold!

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  35. 685 - Rowdy Wench - Apr 30th, 2007

    @ Dread Wench – Academic Superbowl! Way to go, girl! :))
    Yeah, I know about the drinking. It’s a terrible habit and doesn’t solve anything. There are some days when it’s a great alternative to feeling like myself though…I’m working to get to where feeling like myself is a good thing! Some of us have had a long road to get to any sort of mental health…

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  36. 686 - Alchemist - Apr 30th, 2007

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  37. 687 - Aristotle - Apr 30th, 2007

    And this page is still as slow as molasses for Aristotle.

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  38. 688 - Alchemist - Apr 30th, 2007

    nope –

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  39. 689 - Alchemist - Apr 30th, 2007

    gone yet?

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  40. 690 - Aristotle - Apr 30th, 2007

    OK. How did you do it?

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  41. 691 - Lilith - Apr 30th, 2007

    HAIL ALCHEMIST!!!

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  42. 692 - Alchemist - Apr 30th, 2007

    Oh yeah! Alchemist wins! Bold be gone :))))

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  43. 693 - Rowdy Wench - Apr 30th, 2007

    @ Dread Wench – e-mail Alchemist – his address is up above. He’ll help you (but you may have to put up with some silliness in the process!) ;)

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  44. 694 - Alchemist - Apr 30th, 2007

    /strong Aristotle :))
    .
    Lilith
    Hail Eris
    etc etc:)))))

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  45. 695 - Rowdy Wench - Apr 30th, 2007

    Alchemist wins for sure! Much better, ta mate! ;)

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  46. 696 - Aristotle - Apr 30th, 2007

    Alchemist Apr 30th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
    /strong Aristotle :))
    .
    Aristotle tried that! It didn’t work.

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  47. 697 - Alchemist - Apr 30th, 2007

    Aris
    Aristotle tried that! It didn’t work.”
    I entered so many /strong and /bold that my laptop started to melt – (flushed the tags)

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  48. 698 - Aristotle - Apr 30th, 2007

    bold
    .
    not bold

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  49. 699 - Marc McOar - Apr 30th, 2007

    It is a miracle! Bless FSM and his noodly appendages. And, bless you too, Alchemist, for having been the pawn behind the pasta. RAmen! Now, can you do anything about Tony Blair’s small dangly bits?

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  50. 700 - Alchemist - Apr 30th, 2007

    Aristotle – have a look at the WordPress site;
    http://wordpress.org/
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    That’s the engine we run on. I was trying to change the colour of my posts but I suspect Bobby has disabled that option :))

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