You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh? So you THINK you know that there is no God so you make up this ridiculous fake religion. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? COME ON!! As if making fun of Christians for believing in God wasn’t bad enough you have to mock us by making up The Flying Spaghetti monster? Yeah, I know that an atheist made this crap up, because no one is stupid enough to actually believe Pasta is our Almighty God. This is totally wrong and whoever started this is seriously going to pay unless you repent. Because if you don’t, you and all your believers are all going to burn in HELL for eternity. So pick up a Bible, and READ IT!!
Sincerely,
A Strong Christian
Now, Aristotle can access this page easily. But he’s having problems with “you want proof.”
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@Alchemist – He already has Firefox 2. Got it yesterday.
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(sigh) Actually, he still has trouble with this page.
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I’m firefoxin’. Is firefox the browser of choice for pastafarians?
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Captain Noodulous, I’ve got Firefox too. It must be for all the cool people.
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@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Apr 28th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
I’m firefoxin’. Is firefox the browser of choice for pastafarians?
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Of course it is :)
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“(sigh) Actually, he still has trouble with this page.”
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Is Aristotle still writing in the second person?
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I’m determined to go Linux – anyone done that?
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Alchemist – I haven’t but my husband has. He really hates Microsoft.
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Just switched from IE to firefox…really is a lot better!
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@Alchemist Apr 28th, 2007 at 3:57 pm ““(sigh) Actually, he still has trouble with this page.†Is Aristotle still writing in the second person?”
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SECOND person? That would make it really difficult to understand his posts!
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Oops, better turn off this italic thing!
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NOW
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“really difficult to understand his posts!”
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I thought that was third person! My English is crap :)
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@Jean Bart
“Oops, better turn off this italic thing!”
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Jingles posted a recipe on Ken Miller thread for turning bold off…
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/25/ken-miller.htm#comment-92985
Jingles Apr 5th, 2007 at 5:25 am
“Score! I found the secret! For future reference, to close italics it’s
/i in triangle brackets, spammed multiple times.”
Because every time you write it incorrectly, (ie i/ or i\ etc, it opens
a new italic thingumajig, so you have to close each one.”
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Will try it…..fingers crossed :)
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Testing font!
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Dude. I’m not sure how well you understand your own silly religion. According to a very Christian friend of mine, the apocalypse is going to happen very soon. When that happens, every person will be given the option of joining a global, unified church or being guillotined. Those getting guillotined, of course, will be raised by Jesus as martyrs for the church and will stand beside him while building a heaven on earth. Being the to the core rebel that I am, I of course will not go along with a one-world-religion and will be guillotined along with you. That means I will not, in fact, go to hell but will be raised again by The Man himself.
P.S. I have read the Bible and am as willing to believe in all the nonsense in it as I am to believe in a flying spaghetti monster. At least the FSM doesn’t want me to burn in hell.
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1) what’s with the italics?
2) it took me forever to read all these back post, even though I only read some of them. You guys went from ridiculous to serious and back again. AND YOU COMPLETELY ABANDONED THE STORY!
3) That’s it. I don’t care how busy I am, from now on I’m going to be here at least fifteen minutes a day to watch the threads.
4) I got a FSM fish to put on my car. ^(^_^)^ Freaking expensive though….
5)Jingles mark 2.1 fuckwit finder is even better than the first. You rock Jingles.
6) A warning to all you people, I just got accepted into explosives camp. Bwahahahaha.
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Linux is great but has certain limitations. Firefox is the way to go 99% of the time, IMHO.
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Beffy,
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You said:
P.S. I have read the Bible and am as willing to believe in all the nonsense in it as I am to believe in a flying spaghetti monster. At least the FSM doesn’t want me to burn in hell.
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RAmen, you have been touched by his noodly appendage.
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@Dread Wench L’TUAE Apr 28th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
“what’s with the italics?”
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Don’t know!
I tried using Jingles recipe (substituting “b” for i)….didn’t work :(
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Nikkiee,
You use “em” as in <em> text </em> for italics.
Technically it stands for ‘emphasis’ but that is mostly represented as ‘italics’.
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“em” ¿¿¿¿
em ok then…want to show me ¿ :)
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OK it’s gone in FF but still on in Netscape. No problem thanks Captain :)
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In your message type:
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<em< Hello Italics World >/em>
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and you get
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Hello Italics World
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As simple as that.
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In your message type:
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<em> Hello Italics World </em>
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and you get
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Hello Italics World
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As simple as that.
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Oops. The second post is the correct one
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@Nikkiee
That’s funny… I use i and /i on this site, no probs.
See?
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@L’TUAE
*Turns colour of marinara*
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OK… i…em…think I got that ;)
Thanks guys
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In way of appreciation…old thread…February 14th, 2006
Church looks like it was a little quiet back in those days :)
Enjoy :)
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http://www.venganza.org/2006/02/14/hey-bobby-what-did-you.htm
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LTUAE (I’d missed this)
“A warning to all you people, I just got accepted into explosives camp. Bwahahahaha.”
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Forgive me for being thick but is this a legitimate Summer Holiday thing like Camp Crusty or does it have more of a ‘Terrorist Cell’ feel to it?
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I’d give somebodies right arm to go on one of those :)
Monday: Picric Acid for Beginners
Tuesday: The Joy of Peroxides
Wednesday: ANFO Revisited
Thursday: Toluene – your flexible friend!
Fr………
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Friday: An introduction to basic thermonuclear devices
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“Friday: An introduction to basic thermonuclear devices”
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Wahahahahahahaha:
Section 1: Uranium or Plutonium. We discover the pro’s and con’s of today’s favourite fissile materials!
Section 2: Signs and Symptoms of Radiation Poisoning.
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How to become a world super power using everyday things you might find around the house.
1. Building an Unranium enrichment centrifuge using fire extinguishers and a spin dryer…
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2. How to make the world powers take you seriously without wasting your superweapon.
Hahah, I wish. They have way to many safety programs for my taste, but I still get to learn how to prime and shoot dynamite, and to make fireworks, along with other things.^_^ It’s at the U of Missouri Rolla.
No, THAT camp would be one I start.
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LTUAE
“They have way to many safety programs for my taste,…”
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Crazy isn’t it? – being serious for a change. Risk is something that can never be eliminated!
I’m not saying give the students a stick of sweating dynamite and say “enjoy!” but a bit of risk adds to the excitement!
Like “pass the parcel (bomb)” – Got to let your hair down at times :))))
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@Alchemist- Still, the schedule shows about half/ half between the two, and I’d like about 35/65 for safety vs. exploding things.
nah, In all seriousness, good for them. I love fire and blowing things up, but I also have a very healthy respect for what it can do. namely, kill me. And i haven’t even built that trebuche yet.
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Arrr…
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twas an explosion in my …..oh n/m
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RAmen
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Dread Wench :)
“And i haven’t even built that trebuche yet.”
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That’s old hat! Who want’s to catapult decaying corpses into their neighbours water supply these days?
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You Want!
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MIRV – Multiple Independent Re-entry Vehicles
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“I love fire and blowing things up,”
Oh yeah – me too :)))))
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“I also have a very healthy respect for what it can do. namely, kill me. ”
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Erm! Right! That’s where I make my excuses :))
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@Alchemist-
Idealy, the trebuche will be for hurling paint ballons and other unsavory items into a walled community that’s going up near my home. Damn developers.
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I would just like to say, that for such a strong Christian, this person would actually be viewed as a greater sinner in Yaweh’s eyes than any Pastafarian. Christianity says that freewill is something given by their God to human beings, so trying to tell me to do anything, like read a bible is blasphomy. Also, Christianity teaches tolerence of everyone, I don’t see any Pastafarians writing messages like this on any Christian websites.
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Pasta and peace to you all !!
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Dread Wench -
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“Idealy, the trebuche will be for hurling paint ballons and other unsavory items into a walled community “.
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Naah- Ricin’s your baby for that! Tabun works too! I’d stick to Ricin though – or smallpox – smallpox is always good for the lulz :)
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RAmen Guido Linguinni!
Pasta and peace to you too :)
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I’ll keep that in mind, Alchemist.^_^
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Yes My Name is Awesome
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Well tis so.
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I don’t
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Well that settles it. No suprise there. 255 characters on the money.
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@Hey now come on, that’s just silly. I mean seeing who can post the most posts to a new thread without anyone else posting is the sport of gentlemen, but really long names is just so last week people. Hello! Hey I didn’t think that would all post. I though Apr 30th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
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Is this a new fad: inverting the poster’s name and the actual message, just to be able to add some color to a message? style, folks, taste!
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