You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh? So you THINK you know that there is no God so you make up this ridiculous fake religion. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? COME ON!! As if making fun of Christians for believing in God wasn’t bad enough you have to mock us by making up The Flying Spaghetti monster? Yeah, I know that an atheist made this crap up, because no one is stupid enough to actually believe Pasta is our Almighty God. This is totally wrong and whoever started this is seriously going to pay unless you repent. Because if you don’t, you and all your believers are all going to burn in HELL for eternity. So pick up a Bible, and READ IT!!
Sincerely,
A Strong Christian
Greetings Alchemist, I’m from Newcastle Upon Tyne.
The last time I was in London the Italian waiters thought I was a German!
“Auf Wiedersehen Sir” ! ask you?
London beers not all bad actually, keep the faith marra.
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@Tagliatellius: “The last time I was in London the Italian waiters thought I was a German!”
I’d consider that as a compliment! :D
Just a warning, nothing bad about Germans here ;)
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Tagliatellius:
Whey hey mon :)
Sorry – I can do a Geordie accent in person but not on a web site.
My dad hails from Washington, my mother from Burnley and me? Well, Yorks :) Wakefield.
PS – to all who are from different worlds – England isn’t really one country :)
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I knew GB wasn’t. But England, too? How many worlds are on this planet?
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Next we shall hear that Jesus invented Fire, Danishes, and Chuck Norris. But we all know the truth for that reason….
Btw guys whens the Next Cult meeting? Sorry I missed the last one…My mom made me clean my basement =(. (Still not Paying Rent Ftw) Lol…
j/k…
FSM once took a holy shit and thus Ricotta cheese was invented!
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@The Super Long Name that Never Ends, Omg it Never Ends, Wow this is a Very Long Long Name, Are you Still Reading my Name?
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Dear visitor of Part of Our World, the Long Names Fad has expired, and short ones are in FFFFFashion now! How short can you get? “The” would be nice! Tea would be nice too, flying above the Earths Surface makes one thirsty…
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Hi mate! Take a good look down when you happen to fly over green surfaces: they’re getting rare!
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RAmen to all Earth Preservers!
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“Aristotle Apr 26th, 2007 at 12:24 am
Yeah, Aristotle agrees. He didn’t know how he was goin’ to do the “intellectual†thing. While he does consider himself smart, and anyone who knows him would probably agree (as far he is aware), he doesn’t think he’s smarter than everyone. Each person is smart in his or her own way. A seven-year-old child can be smart (I don’t mean book smart or academically advanced).”
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Smart people don’t live in warrens,
however, my Church would none-the-less,
Enjoy laying our hands on you.
Amen
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Lilith – England is a funny place :) I’m a Yorkshireman (Tyke), Tag is a Geordie, Cap is from the south (boo hiss :) )
We’ve been invaded by so many groups, then we did the invading. England is a huge melting pot of cultures.
Many Counties – esp. Cornwall and Yorkshire think themselves removed from England!
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@Alchemist: wow, and you are on an island ;) The biggest melting pot is still the continent, I guess, but maybe the mixing there went too smooth to be really noticed. But even the smallest regions have their little worlds, I guess.
Time to make this planet one world again! Raise your swords and frying pans and let’s chose a one-world-leader! PP?
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeek – World Government!
That’s what the lizards want you to ask for! Pass me the tin-foil! Lizard brain control is operation!
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Lilith – eventually that is the way – we’re not grown-up enough yet :(
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Alchemist: “Whey hey mon” That’s Scottish bonny lad, try “Why aye man” instead for an authentic geordie sound.
My dad’s ancesters came from France to escape the Catholics who were killing Protestants, and my Catholic mother’s folk fled Ireland to escape the lack of potatoes.
Yes, the U.K. is a melting pot.
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@Lilith Apr 26th, 2007 at 2:31 pm “Time to make this planet one world again! Raise your swords and frying pans and let’s chose a one-world-leader! PP?”
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Globalization, huh! What about all those interesting local cultures? Well, if the Earth could be clad again in green, globally… *sigh*
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Idem ditto! I keep flying (and ducking for some mass of noodles that’s steering as if it were seriuosly drunk) over the Earth’s surface, and the green places are small and scarce. Oops, funny weather behaviour above Oklahoma right now… Almost dropped my laptop!
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I am sure if the Pastafarians take over the world it will be a better place! (eh… I guess I’ve heard this before… mmh)
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I was thinking of temporarily naming myself “.” but I’ll stick with High Priestess for now.
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Today is Gary Wright’s birthday. Do any of you remember the songs “Dreamweaver” and “Love is Alive” from the 1970’s? Yup, that’s him. I used to really like those songs.
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“I am sure if the Pastafarians take over the world it will be a better place!”
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Lilith, no higher truth has ever been spoken. RAmen to you!
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@Pentecostal Preacher Apr 26th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
“Smart people don’t live in warrens”
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Aristotle lives in a warren?
Oh!
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That’s what happens when one doesn’t keep up with all the juicy gossip ;))
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Tag etc – sorry mate – me online geordie is shite!
Hell man – if you’re that near to me drop me an email on prussicacid@googlemail.com
I promise not to try a Geordie accent if you promise not to try a Yorkie one :)
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Wait a second… some smart people DO live in warrens! Thumper is smart and he’s a wabbit so he must live in a warren. So Pentecostal Preacher is not correct!
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“Thumper is smart and he’s a wabbit so he must live in a warren.”
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Agree with you on that Miss SHP Elizabeth VNAC of the FSM and HNA
(hope you don’t mind me shortening your name just a tad ;)
I also like wabbit humour :))
ps How’s the rumoured pregnancy coming along? Fast gestation period? :))))
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I’ve said it before…I’d be stoked if I could write posts like Thumper’s. Especially when having a “discussion” on some of the pseudo science forums. :))
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Oooh – “I’d be stoked if I could write posts like Thumper’s.”
Not my posts then anymore ? I remember the days when you said “I” posted funny stuff!
Ha! I shall sulk now!
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Oh Alchemist
You know I love your posts :) Been telling you that solidly for six months.
Your style wouldn’t work too well on some of the more serious pseudo science forums though. Much as 995 percent opf the time I’d love to be able to copy it and use it there :)))
You still post witty/funny stuff…you often have me in tears.
RAmen
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Arrgh….must slow typing down
Edit to “99% of the time”
It’s because I know I should be doing other stuff at present. :(
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@ Wench Nikkiee – Hiya! Please get Alchemist to stop sulking. I don’t think it suits him! And he might take it out on some unsuspecting poster…oh, never mind – that wouldn’t be all bad! :)))
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“Your style wouldn’t work too well on some of the more serious pseudo science forums though.”
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I’d probably be constantly getting banned ;))))
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Psst…Rowdy
I think he’s pretending….but don’t tell him I said that will you.
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@ Wench Nikkiee – *conspiratorial whisper* Okay! :))
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“You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh? So you THINK you know that there is no God so you make up this ridiculous fake religion.”
Can easily be translated in our language :
“You Christians think you have got it all figured out huh? So you THINK you know that there is a God so you make up this ridiculous religion.”
See how interchangeable the situation is ? Except that atheists don’t believe in God or Santa Claus (which are basically the same except for the suit…) without strong evidence.
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Hey! I believe in Santa Claus! I’ve seen him in person! And the FSM approves, I just know it!
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I saw a comedy routine today that focused on religion and I think made an interesting point. He suggested that it was stupid to fight for a particular religion against another religion It might be reasonable for fight for democracy or freedom, but to fight for a religion was more like fighting about whose imaginary friend is best.
This seems to me a way to “spin” the religion argument. When someone talks to you about their belief in god, tell them that you are happy they are given comfort by their imaginary friend.
I personally like the holiday Thanksgiving now. I like feeling thankful, but being an atheist I don’t have someone to express my thanks towards. So I give thanks to the “Great Imaginary Being, GIB “. If something was responsible for all if this, I would like to give personal thanks to that thing. But I’m one of the lucky ones. There are a lot less fortunate on the planet.
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Nikkiee – “I’d probably be constantly getting banned ;))))”
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Huff – I’ve not been banned from ‘every’ site I’ve played on you know.
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Most, I admit, but not all!
I’m still welcome at PD I think (still laugh at being called a fucknozzle – that has to be the best insult I’ve ever had :) ) and don’t forget my near Senior Member status on a xtian site :) Time to say hello again I think.
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Thank FSM for proxy servers, that’s all I can say :)
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To Bill… I like that method of religious argument. Just base everything on “the imaginary friend.” Probably drives them crazy! I’ll try that next time!
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WB: at least Santa Claus (aka St. Nikolaus) really did exist…!!
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I believe in Santa Claus!
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I like Ho Ho’s
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@RW
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Arrr…
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Sit on me face and tell me what ye be wantin’
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RAmen
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@ BCA – Bahahahaha! Santa Claus who? Can’t remember…seem to have lost my mind…
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@ BCA – I like my first answer, but I have a better one: “You!”
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BCA – I know a song about that :)
“Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
Sit on my face and tell me that you do,
Oh, life is so fine when you’re doing a sixty nine,
So, sit on my face and tell me that you do!
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@ Alchemist – Good song! Never heard it before. I’m learning so much about the world by being on this site! :)
Off to the stables folks…back later…
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@Bill
I love Thanksgiving, too. It’s just about gratitude.
No religion. Just gratitude.
But I’d like to point out to you that you DO have someone to whom you can express your thanks!! Those LUCKY individuals with whom you are LUCKY enough to be spending the holiday!
You can even say Grace for them:
“I’d like everyone to hold appendages for a moment.”
“I’d like to thank all the farmers, who worked so hard to grow all this nutritious food. (Especially the wheat and/or rice growers, without whom we would have no QUIVERING BOWLS OF YUMMY NOODLES!)”
“I’d like to thank those who labored to prepare this meal.”
“And, finally, I’d like to thank each and every one of my dear friends and family, who are gathered around this table, for spending this lovely day together, and for so freely exressing their love and gratitude to one and other.”
And TigerBoy would like to thank all the PASTA PEOPLE who have spread the TRUE WORD of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism as the WONDERFUL, HAPPY, JOYFUL, solution to the JUDGEMENTAL NASTINESS that is Christianity.
MAY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES ENCIRCLE THE WORLD!!!
FLY YOUR PIRATE FLAG OF LOVE!
“YAARRR!!!!”
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Oh – golly gosh! I’m quite aghast! Do you always speak like this?
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My Nun like reflexes are twitching! Sinners! Sinners I say!
OOOh – Fr. Phil is trotting up the drive :) Mushroom omelette for tea then :)))
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Yes, finally! I did it! I opened this link!
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Wench Nikkiee Apr 26th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
@Pentecostal Preacher Apr 26th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
“Smart people don’t live in warrensâ€
Aristotle lives in a warren?
Oh!
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No, I do not live in a warren.
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@Aristotle Apr 27th, 2007 at 4:52 pm “Yes, finally! I did it! I opened this link!”
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It’s a pity that Aristole reverted to the first person again :(
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Jean Bart Apr 27th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
@Aristotle Apr 27th, 2007 at 4:52 pm “Yes, finally! I did it! I opened this link!â€
It’s a pity that Aristole reverted to the first person again :(
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Oh! Aristotle didn’t realize you liked the third person.
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For some reason, even though Aristotle keeps erasing it, the link on his name comes back. So he is just going to leave it there.
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Also, for some reason, Aristotle sometimes can’t access this page. It took three tries this time.
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“Also, for some reason, Aristotle sometimes can’t access this page. It took three tries this time.”
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Firefox 2 – never a problem! (as others have said – really – try it if you use IE. In fact DON’T use IE! It is the devils semen and smells of sulphur!)
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