You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh?

Published by Bobby Henderson April 12th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh? So you THINK you know that there is no God so you make up this ridiculous fake religion. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? COME ON!! As if making fun of Christians for believing in God wasn’t bad enough you have to mock us by making up The Flying Spaghetti monster? Yeah, I know that an atheist made this crap up, because no one is stupid enough to actually believe Pasta is our Almighty God. This is totally wrong and whoever started this is seriously going to pay unless you repent. Because if you don’t, you and all your believers are all going to burn in HELL for eternity. So pick up a Bible, and READ IT!!

Sincerely,
A Strong Christian

1037 Responses to “You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh?”

1. 1021 - June 14th, 2008 at - Louis Says:
   
   

   I respect that you may believe the bs that comes out of the bible
   but if you want to bag out a just as legit religion
   do it somewhere else
   because frankly we dont want to hear that “we’re going to burn in hell for eternity”
   We believe we will go to FSM heaven and drink beer!

2. 1022 - June 14th, 2008 at - Benny The Ball Says:
   
   

   Open Agnostic: Do you seriously believe that by not being 100% able to disprove God then there is one? That is exactly the kink of irrational thinking that keeps getting laughed out of court. You cannot disprove a negative. We are 99% able to disprove God I think that is a pass in most tests! You cannot disprove a FSM, a hairy sandwich or jelly wombat created the Earth. See how ridiculous you make yourself sound?

3. 1023 - June 14th, 2008 at - Benny The Ball Says:
   
   

   The Bible is fictional people. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHH! Worse still, it’s not even an original story. It is a rip-off of a story that has been told over 20 times before.

4. 1024 - June 14th, 2008 at - MrDucky Says:
   
   

   “are world is much to perfect for it to be an acident.”-Dree

   After decoding your grammar, I believe you are talking about the Irreducibly Complex argument which ties into Intelligent Design
   I’m far too lazy to explain it and refute it so simply type Irreducibly Complex argument and click on the right link, it should tell you that the universe is fine tuned by chance and that complex things like Eyes or the Flagellum have indeed evolved from earlier uses such as half eyes that use a bunch of light sensitive cells and a system bacteria use to kill other cells resembles the protein make up of the Flagellum

   You see, from an early age, if say, EVERY SUNDAY you send several hours rejoicing Him, you will soon be touched by his noodly appendage

   And btw the FSM isnt devoted to insulting your religion, its devoted to the crack heads who want to brainwash all the children into believing something as false as Intelligent Design which as we all know only points to one creator, Him. This site may be insulting, but it isnt insulting your religion but rather the school’s decision to teach Intelligent Design. Now imagine from the age of four you go every Sunday to be informed about how the FSM created everything and then you go to school to have the teacher’s re establish it as fact. The maker of this site simply wanted to re establish that if you dont want to keep religion and state separate you should have to embrace the ideologies of ALL religions, satirical or not or even the ones as good as pastafarianism
   The problem with make believe things is it doesn’t exist if you don’t believe in it, I used to believe in Santa, I no longer believe in Santa, Santa doesn’t exist. It works the other way too but in delusions to people who call themselves prophets and believe that they are special enough to hallucinate a God which isnt Him. Now I cant burn in Hell cause, to me, it doesnt exist, but by being loyal to Him, I am promised beer volcanoes and strippers… what more could I want :D

   May you be touched by his noodly appendage for only then will you see your ignorance
   -RAmen

5. 1025 - June 14th, 2008 at - Over Your Head Says:
   
   

   OpenAgnostic:

   Atheists don’t have to prove anything because the burden of proof rests solely with the individuals who posit a belief. This means it is the responsibility of the religious to prove that a god exists. Stop trying to shift _your_ burden on to others.

   I am an atheist because it is simply illogical to believe in an all powerful, all knowing being who created everything and yet hates his/her creations so much as to cause wars and cast threats at every opportunity. With each passing generation, scientific process gives us more insight into the universe and gives us better technology with which to learn faster. Religion hasn’t given us anything aside from bloodshed and arguments.

   Additionally, you might want to understand the meanings of words before you use them. Fascism does not mean what you, apparently, think it does. See the Crusades, the Inquisition and Nazism for examples, all of which were religiously motivated I might add.

6. 1026 - June 14th, 2008 at - DavidH Says:
   
   

   @ Benny The Ball
   Exactly - what the hell do we do? And they’re not TRYING - they did it, some years back. The schools are there, though keeping a low profile and denying they teach creationism.

7. 1027 - June 14th, 2008 at - Cey Says:
   
   

   I dislike you Christians; you are so unlike your Christ.

8. 1028 - June 14th, 2008 at - TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Says:
   
   

   Key phrase: “figure it out”, as in apply reason to.
   I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was 6, when I reasoned reindeer couldn’t fly, and
   I found out how big the world was.
   I stopped being a Christian when I figured out how much I was being told was another Santa
   story. How many religious people try to apply reason to their faith? Very, very few. Plus,
   they’re strongly encouraged not to! That’s doubting you faith - bad for the franchise. In the
   old days (and in many parts of the world, even today) bad for your health.

9. 1029 - June 15th, 2008 at - TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Says:
   
   

   I’m awfully tired of hearing that “burn in hell for eternity” scare. Sounds like your god is some
   cosmic sadistic little boy who gets endless satisfaction out of pulling the wings off flies. Tell you
   what - if there is a god who is that vain he’d torture people for not thinking he exists, wouldn’t
   he be parading his celestial ass around constantly? Either way, not who I want to spend eternity with.

10. 1030 - June 15th, 2008 at - Natan! Says:
    
    

    Oh, I see. So a guy/girl/it/none of the above (that no one has ever met, that could look like anything or nothing or none of the above) is both everywhere and in heaven. He (meaning he is a guy, but you cant tell because you never met him or pulled down his underwear, if He owns it) then decided randomly to create Earth, punished women with pain when giving birth, let Adam have all women as below all men (so hes a sexist god), killed thousands of people because he didnt like there beliefs (because apparently, he cant ‘go down to there level’) then buggered off when things got bad… oh, yeh. I see now. Your religion is so much better.

    Faith is a matter of opinion, thats what faith is

11. 1031 - June 15th, 2008 at - leo Says:
    
    

    “And people the FSM is a joke”, OpenAgnostic

    Why are you so offensive? We are faithful, we believe, we do not allow people like you considering our GOD as a joke! And I’m from Italy, the very homeland of spaghetti, so I know what I’m talking about, please show respect, ok?

    :P

12. 1032 - July 29th, 2008 at - PastaPirate Says:
    
    

    I don’t think Christians are the only people who believe in God, Mr. A Strong Christian.

13. 1033 - July 30th, 2008 at - Russell Fine Says:
    
    

    We just launched a website called Opposing Views that has experts debating questions like “Is there a god?” and allows user comments. I think that that quality of the comments here is great. As the founder, I’m not allowed to participate in our forums or show bias in any way. But, I would REALLY, REALLY like for some people that read this site to make comments on that debate. I will personally promise you a place in atheist heaven. Go here…”

14. 1034 - July 30th, 2008 at - James Says:
    
    

    You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh?
    Published by henderob April 12th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

    I’m pretty sure that the atheists are the ones willing to question everything because they do NOT have it all figured out. Last I checked having it all figured out was the realm of Xtians, and when they couldn’t explain how its all figured out, its working in mysterious ways.

15. 1035 - July 31st, 2008 at - TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Says:
    
    

    Good point, James. Who here has had various sects approach us with literature telling us how to live? Everyone? And how many of those pamphleteers were atheists? None, right?

    Seems it’s the religious who think they speak for the almighty, not the non-believers.

16. 1036 - December 16th, 2008 at - Brenda aka bctoadlover Says:
    
    

    I did not read any of the comments just the original posting.

    Atheism is a religion. They call their God evolution. They worship the god called evolution and they create their life according to it.

    Religion is nothing more than a collection of thoughts created to help human beings make sense of the world around them and then to enable them to cope with it and live in it.

    If an atheist needs to create a spaghetti monster (I do not know what this refers to) in order to make sense of the world the Christians are creating then that is how he is coping.

    I believe all worlds are real, all worlds exist. That giant spider in the horror movies eating people is just as real as the ones that visit me once in a while so I can feel powerful by capturing them and taking them outside where they can live a free and wonderful or free and horrible life.

    I allow them to be, and I focus upon creating thoughts that help me to make sense of my world. Thoughts that feel good to me. For when I feel good, I can accomplish feats of greatness and feats of smallness. When I attack others when I seek to alter their world into mine, I feel bad and I create illness, anger, frustration, and poison the world of all those I come in contact with.

    If they want their spaghetti monsters, if they want to live in a world where they just do not understand Christians, Sikhs, Moslems, Jews, Pantheists (me), then so be it. I will live my life in joy confident that my beliefs are the ones meant for me. And they will live their life in the reality they are creating.

    Peace within my heart, acceptance of myself, acceptance of parts of me undesired, is the beginning, the seed from which I nourish all those around me. Athieist, Christians, I know them all. I love them all. I understand that at the very core of each human being is the desire to feel good. All that they are doing is attempting to find their own way to feel good and be true to themselves. Every moment of every day everyone is doing their best. Sometimes our best really really sucks. It is still our best. It is not an easy thing to accept our imperfections. I have a cold, I have not had enough sleep, I am malnourished, I am impoverished, I am so in debt that I can have a computer and connect to the internet, my mother is sick, my new friend is a phychic who hits her children with the energy of anger in her eyes and hurts them far worse than if she hit them with her fists. This is my best. These words, in this moment, is my best. Tough to accept isn’t it?

17. 1037 - December 26th, 2008 at - Pesto Says:
    
    

    Warning: Strong Christians can bench 400+

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