Comments on: oh wow, you’re cool… http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: poly http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-823510 poly Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:05:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-823510 just found the meaning of life! in the middle of an exhaustive slimming diet program-started two days ago-I saw a vision of His Holiness.There where spaggeties pranced about the room,in frond of my eyes,and no my brothers I was'nt that hungry..so I figured out that now is the right time to publish my book under the following title: Everything you never wanted to know about religion but have been forced to find out. just found the meaning of life! in the middle of an exhaustive slimming diet program-started two days ago-I saw a vision of His Holiness.There where spaggeties pranced about the room,in frond of my eyes,and no my brothers I was’nt that hungry..so I figured out that now is the right time to publish my book under the following title: Everything you never wanted to know about religion but have been forced to find out.

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]]> By: arrest records http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-810188 arrest records Wed, 13 May 2009 04:44:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-810188 Thank you for the good information Thank you for the good information

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]]> By: luv jain http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-779779 luv jain Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:40:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-779779 ""you and your religion is the biggest load of crap i have ever heard in my fucking life."" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ u hav never looked in a miror or seen ur moms face “”you and your religion is the biggest load of crap i have ever heard in my fucking life.”" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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u hav never looked in a miror or seen ur moms face

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]]> By: Lore http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-438975 Lore Sat, 10 May 2008 22:41:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-438975 You call us simple-minded and ignorant when you're hurling all this homophobic crap at us? And by the way, pasta was never 'invented'. Christian leaders just say it was so you morons won't try to convert to the one true religon: Pastafarianism. You call us simple-minded and ignorant when you’re hurling all this homophobic crap at us?

And by the way, pasta was never ‘invented’. Christian leaders just say it was so you morons won’t try to convert to the one true religon: Pastafarianism.

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]]> By: Francesc http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-311491 Francesc Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:38:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-311491 " to believe in something that there is absoluetly no fucking evidence of" genial! Maybe he got the point? Why is so difficult to teach them that religion is about faith, not logic? RAmen ” to believe in something that there is absoluetly no fucking evidence of”

genial! Maybe he got the point? Why is so difficult to teach them that religion is about faith, not logic?
RAmen

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]]> By: pam anderson http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-301163 pam anderson Sat, 02 Feb 2008 21:45:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-301163 i love you and your tiny penis i love you and your tiny penis

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]]> By: klambake http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-237653 klambake Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:28:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-237653 God isn't against the words "fuck" and "shit", they just aren't polite. God only punishes you for blaspheming with "God damn" and the like. (Really - my catholic mother told me this!) . Luckily FSM is ok with all words except "overcooked" and "mad cow". God isn’t against the words “fuck” and “shit”, they just aren’t polite. God only punishes you for blaspheming with “God damn” and the like. (Really – my catholic mother told me this!)
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Luckily FSM is ok with all words except “overcooked” and “mad cow”.

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]]> By: Alex http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-226775 Alex Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:45:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-226775 This guy is aiming totally at the wrong religion; we are Pastafarians, not Asstafarians. What's with all the homophobia? This guy is aiming totally at the wrong religion; we are Pastafarians, not Asstafarians. What’s with all the homophobia?

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]]> By: Irate Pirate http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-210050 Irate Pirate Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:14:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-210050 Last time I checked it was not very "Christian" to call some one fuckface, dickhole, or faggot. But what do I know, I'm a pastafarian. Last time I checked it was not very “Christian” to call some one fuckface, dickhole, or faggot.

But what do I know, I’m a pastafarian.

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]]> By: Nymphadora http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-199000 Nymphadora Wed, 03 Oct 2007 00:02:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-199000 Wow, you're just a shining example of Jesus's love, aren't you? Does he approve of all the F-bombs you dropped in that e-mail? "im not trying to hate your beliefs, but i think it is absolute bullshit." Gee, that statement isn't the least bit contradictory.... Wow, you’re just a shining example of Jesus’s love, aren’t you? Does he approve of all the F-bombs you dropped in that e-mail?

“im not trying to hate your beliefs, but i think it is absolute bullshit.”
Gee, that statement isn’t the least bit contradictory….

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]]> By: Red Dutchpasta Wench http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-189102 Red Dutchpasta Wench Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:45:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-189102 Must be difficult walking, that :) Must be difficult walking, that :)

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]]> By: Ben Macknight http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-189096 Ben Macknight Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:40:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-189096 I love , jesus , Jesus is cool , and i love Jesus . He has bigger balls than your spaghetti monster I love , jesus , Jesus is cool , and i love Jesus . He has bigger balls than your spaghetti monster

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]]> By: El Peatieablo http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-186107 El Peatieablo Wed, 05 Sep 2007 21:17:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-186107 @ a fellow Christian Yeah, I’d love to hear more from you. This sight doesn’t get many posters that aren’t either Pastafarian (and or atheist/agnostic) or extremely fundamentalist christian. It’s sure would be nice to have the point of view of a Christian who isn’t filled with hate and, in my opinion, is much closer to the original intentions of Christianity. Again, please feel free to post anytime. :) @ a fellow Christian
Yeah, I’d love to hear more from you. This sight doesn’t get many posters that aren’t either Pastafarian (and or atheist/agnostic) or extremely fundamentalist christian. It’s sure would be nice to have the point of view of a Christian who isn’t filled with hate and, in my opinion, is much closer to the original intentions of Christianity. Again, please feel free to post anytime. :)

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]]> By: ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-186059 ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:43:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-186059 @a fellow Christian Welcome to the church of the FSM. A christian with a sense of humour makes for a refreshing change. Hang around and post some more if you like. . And no, I'm pretty sure we do not have even a single serious believer. It's a parody religion aimed against the teaching of Intelligent Design in science classes. Just lampooning the idea of teaching creationism (dressed up under the nomer of ID) by making up an equally ludicrous idea and demanding it be tought too, since other 'alternative origins theories' deserve a chance too. @a fellow Christian
Welcome to the church of the FSM. A christian with a sense of humour makes for a refreshing change. Hang around and post some more if you like.
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And no, I’m pretty sure we do not have even a single serious believer. It’s a parody religion aimed against the teaching of Intelligent Design in science classes. Just lampooning the idea of teaching creationism (dressed up under the nomer of ID) by making up an equally ludicrous idea and demanding it be tought too, since other ‘alternative origins theories’ deserve a chance too.

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]]> By: a fellow Christian http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-186058 a fellow Christian Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:36:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-186058 "greg" has a point. You just need to chill out. With all your foul language you are putting on a good show of being a Christian. Christ teaches in my bible that you are supposed to love everyone. I dont know if you have a different bible or whatever but that includes these guys too. By the way, this site is great. I dont know if you guys think this is real or not but its funny. Keep up the good work. lol “greg” has a point. You just need to chill out. With all your foul language you are putting on a good show of being a Christian. Christ teaches in my bible that you are supposed to love everyone. I dont know if you have a different bible or whatever but that includes these guys too.

By the way, this site is great. I dont know if you guys think this is real or not but its funny. Keep up the good work. lol

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]]> By: Greg http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-181206 Greg Mon, 27 Aug 2007 00:57:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-181206 Some very colorful language coming from a so called "Christian". In the Bible it states that your so called "God" gave mankind free will, thus "God" has given mankind the right worship any God or Deity they desire. The Flying Spaghetti Monster, will be worshiped, and there is nothing an obviously overly angry and close-minded Christian such as yourself can do to stop it. Love, Greg (Preacher of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) Some very colorful language coming from a so called “Christian”. In the Bible it states that your so called “God” gave mankind free will, thus “God” has given mankind the right worship any God or Deity they desire. The Flying Spaghetti Monster, will be worshiped, and there is nothing an obviously overly angry and close-minded Christian such as yourself can do to stop it.
Love,
Greg (Preacher of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)

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]]> By: tom http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-177714 tom Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:41:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-177714 well, take other religions then, relating to the proof issue, Christianity is relating to stories and peoples word, thats called hearsay, not very believable... the saddest thing is that you have such a closed mined you can't accept there are other religions other than he one you follow, do you rant at Scientology, that has some really stupid ideas to me, but i don't see you insulting them, what is this vendetta against anything you don't understand, open your mined out of the things you are set on, your just embarrassing yourself... well, take other religions then, relating to the proof issue, Christianity is relating to stories and peoples word, thats called hearsay, not very believable… the saddest thing is that you have such a closed mined you can’t accept there are other religions other than he one you follow, do you rant at Scientology, that has some really stupid ideas to me, but i don’t see you insulting them, what is this vendetta against anything you don’t understand, open your mined out of the things you are set on, your just embarrassing yourself…

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]]> By: Julian http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-175833 Julian Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:37:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-175833 Can I please quote my favourite line from your posting: 'im not trying to hate your beliefs, but i think it is absolute bullshit' You are so trying to hate my beliefs! Of course, it seems like it's b*llshit, and the evidence is slim and mostly pasta-based BUT you must have faith... the FSM moves in a mysterious way... Can I please quote my favourite line from your posting: ‘im not trying to hate your beliefs, but i think it is absolute bullshit’

You are so trying to hate my beliefs!

Of course, it seems like it’s b*llshit, and the evidence is slim and mostly pasta-based BUT you must have faith… the FSM moves in a mysterious way…

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]]> By: ROFLMAO@Fundies http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-175105 ROFLMAO@Fundies Thu, 16 Aug 2007 16:49:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-175105 hillarious... a college education and he can't even discern satire when he sees it. what a waste of money. hillarious… a college education and he can’t even discern satire when he sees it.

what a waste of money.

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]]> By: Commodore Angryy http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool/#comment-173178 Commodore Angryy Sun, 12 Aug 2007 10:46:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/12/oh-wow-youre-cool.htm#comment-173178 i like cheese, but i can't digest it. i like cheese, but i can’t digest it.

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