to fuckface,
10 million huh…do you think you are funny? you and your religion is the biggest load of crap i have ever heard in my fucking life. im not trying to hate your beliefs, but i think it is absolute bullshit. the only thing that i found comforting about your article is that you and faggots wont be able bullshit your way through whatever it is you believe in when you are in hell.
if you got a fucking degree in college, how the fuck can you think that a flying piece of shit is a flippin’ god? i am an outraged and pissed christian who thinks that you are wasting the life god give you. i hope people will come to their senses and denounce your shitty and unbelievable beliefs. if you really need any proof at all, consider that god and jesus christ were here way before your pasta and made your pasta or whatever it is you worship. i storngly urge you to stop being dickholes and come to your senses.
from what i read on your site, your evidence is based on recordings, which your pasta can change anytime it wants, and pirates. not very convincing now, is it? how in hell did you every come up with such a dumbass idea and get your fellow gaytards to believe in something that there is absoluetly no fucking evidence of. you are fucking believing in an invisible monster and something about global warming. i assure you, it is fucking bullspit. you are in incredibily ignorant, simple-minded mierda. i am going to take pleasure in eating spagetti, which is what you believe in right. your not going to change your beliefs and try to bullshit your way through another religion other than christianity, are you?
-some guy who thinks your a fuckin’Â gay faggot
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This is an ironic post. If you replace FSM with Christianity, would he still feel the same way? Let us not judge the unbeliever
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to fuckface,
-He must be christian.
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10 million huh…do you think you are funny? you and your religion is the biggest load of crap i have ever heard in my fucking life. im not trying to hate your beliefs, but i think it is absolute bullshit.
-The line between out right hate and trying to hate must be very thin I guess
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the only thing that i found comforting about your article is that you and faggots wont be able bullshit your way through whatever it is you believe in when you are in hell.
-We’ll have you to keep us company.
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if you got a fucking degree in college, how the fuck can you think that a flying piece of shit is a flippin’ god?
-It makes more sense to believe in something associated with other things that can be proven to exist with empirical evidence (i.e I can eat spaghetti, and spaghetti was made in his noodliness’ image). Christians believe in a god which has never been proven to exist besides taking Jesus’ word for it, and their bible tells them to do lots of nasty things to people who don’t take his word for it. Whereas we believe in a flying spaghetti monster who isn’t in the business of murdering millions and basically minds it’s business. If you should be questioning the existence of any god, it should be the one which you project your own insecurity and intolerance into.
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i am an outraged and pissed christian who thinks that you are wasting the life god give you.
-I am outraged and pissed as a pastafarian who ‘THINKS’ that you are wasting the life the FSM gave you. You should walk into a mosque in palestine and say the same thing; but you probably only have the balls to say that to a bunch of people on the internet, who haven’t done anything besides believe differently than you.
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i hope people will come to their senses and denounce your shitty and unbelievable beliefs. if you really need any proof at all, consider that god and jesus christ were here way before your pasta and made your pasta or whatever it is you worship. i storngly urge you to stop being dickholes and come to your senses.
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-I hope you will come to your senses and realize what a brain-washed zealot you are. How old something is doesn’t really make a difference in it’s authenticity or how likely it is to be true. There were plenty of religions around before christianity, using your own logic it would be safe to say that christianity of false in light of that fact.
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from what i read on your site, your evidence is based on recordings, which your pasta can change anytime it wants, and pirates. not very convincing now, is it? how in hell did you every come up with such a dumbass idea and get your fellow gaytards to believe in something that there is absoluetly no fucking evidence of.
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-Wow brainer. Whats this guy doing writing pointless hate mail, he should be off writing a book on his ground-breaking revelations!
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you are fucking believing in an invisible monster and something about global warming. i assure you, it is fucking bullspit. you are in incredibily ignorant, simple-minded mierda. i am going to take pleasure in eating spagetti, which is what you believe in right. your not going to change your beliefs and try to bullshit your way through another religion other than christianity, are you?
-some guy who thinks your a fuckin’Â gay faggot
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-This guy has a lot against gays. I think he’s so angry because of his sub-conscious homosexual urges. His religion preaches the killing of homosexuals, so whether he knows it or not he is lashing out at us only because he feels he’s redeeming himself by doing so. Therefore he’s bullshitting his way through christianity… I hope he finds the FSM. I’m guessing this was written by an 11-14 year old due to his incessent incoherence and numerous spelling mistakes.
They’re not allowed to murder unbelievers indescriminately nowadays so they’re forced to release all that zealotic rage in hate-mail. Why is it christians are always the most hateful lol.
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Pasta creates man, man creates pasta. The circle is complete.
As more definitive evidence of the holiness of FSM, I was led to this website by a vision of the monster with his noodle like arms twisted in such a way as to spell out this website (in cursive writing of course).
Only those outside the noodley circle would rage so much against the obvious truth of FSM. When, oh when will they all be saved?
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@ Scurvy Paul – Welcome and RAmen! I am happy that your vision showed you the way here! Stay! Play! Laugh and be merry – except when the spam filters hit and your posts get moderated. Other than that, though… :)))
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@Scurvy Paul
Welcome to CoFSM, have some bananas, apples or other fresh fruit to help with the scurvy. A bit of vitamin C helps.
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so…in this complex farce….if you eat pasta….is that blasphemy…..like hindu’s cant eat cows
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Unfortunatley, according to your statement of,
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“if you really need any proof at all, consider that god and jesus christ were here way before your pasta and made your pasta or whatever it is you worship. i storngly urge you to stop being dickholes and come to your senses.”
Your religion is also suspect to disbelief, considering that Zeus has been around much longer than Jesus.
We could go pretty far back, and even throw out some crazy stuff about the Animists, seeing as how the animals have been here longer than people.
And about us being dickholes, comon. Did we call you guys asshats just for believing in christianity?
Theres no reason not to be civil.
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this whole thing is shit. flying noodle monster…..yeah. get a life!!
Do you realize that no one actually believes there is
a Flying Spaghetti Monster? The whole idea is a fun
made up one in order to show the ridiculousness of
believing in something that you have never seen and
that you have no factual evidence that it ever
existed.
email kry12wth_me@yahoo.com
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@ kry12wth_me@yahoo.com, I posted this on another thread, but in case you didn’t see it: Do you have conclusive proof that NO ONE believes in a Flying Spaghetti Monster? Actually, there are quite a few of us here who do believe, and we have seen His Holy Noodliness with our own eyes. So please present your evidence before making a blanket statement like that.
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Better yet, just have a beer and say “Arrrrrr!!” If it works for the Christians, it just might work for you. RAmen!
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I think the best part of this website is the fact that people are getting pissed about it. and your getting “strong christians” to say fuck…alot! props
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If a the word ‘gay’ in front of ‘faggot’ is really not needed.
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Um…Aren’t you Christians aainst swearing…? 0_o
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A good Christian should be against swearing. Unfortunately, there are so few who follow Christian morals. Many prefer to follow the more convenient parts of the Bible.
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A good Christian should be. Unfortunately, there are so few who follow Christian morals. Many prefer to follow the more convenient parts of the Bible.
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Isn’t this like some form of racism or something? We have a different religion than you, and you make fun of us? Does that sound like something Jesus would do?
RAmen
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there is just as much proof of the existence of god as the existence of the flying spaghetti monster, and if someone finally proves the bible is true, i can prove Satan wrote it,
pasta forever!
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Wow, calling people gay. There’s a strong and compelling argument.
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how could they have gone to college and still believe it?
ask yourself that about christians..
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@Tess
The various forms of faith around today have a very effective way of putting critical thinking about ones own beliefs to sleep. Maybe there were some that didn’t have that quality and hence they’re no longer around. Survival tip number one for any faith: don’t allow any questioning, discourage cirtical thinking. If others question your faith, be gravely offended, no matter how rational and just their questions are.
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yarrr, dutchpastaguy speaks the truth.
any religion which leaves room to move, and allows stray thought about itself inevitably fails. also, people simply don’t want to give religion up, as it means they’ve wasted their life, and they would once again be subjected to the fear of the unknown after death.
the only reason for religion is control, and to answer the big questions. this offers comfort to some, and with good reason.
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and we believe that you will burn in an enourmous spaggetti pot of punishment for all eternity!
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Dylan mate – the “we” thing might get you a bit of stick here. We’re not really a we place. That aside, welcome to the site.
(Unless you’re not new and I’ve just said welcome to someone I should know – I hate it when that happens! :D)
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“We” are not amused.
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@Alchemist Aug 2nd, 2007 at 4:17 pm
“We’re not really a we place.”
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I’ve always had a little trouble figuring out exactly who “we” are. :p)
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Ok, fuckface, bullshit, faggots, bullshit, fucking, fuck, shit, shitty, dickholes, dumbass, gaytards, fucking, fucking, fucking, bullshit, fucking, and faggots.
That ought to buy you a few decades in your cute little hell theory.
But thank you for your calm, reasonable insight.
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Somebody keep this guy away from clock towers… and sharp objects… and the internet.
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I Like cheese HI
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i like cheese, but i can’t digest it.
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hillarious… a college education and he can’t even discern satire when he sees it.
what a waste of money.
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Can I please quote my favourite line from your posting: ‘im not trying to hate your beliefs, but i think it is absolute bullshit’
You are so trying to hate my beliefs!
Of course, it seems like it’s b*llshit, and the evidence is slim and mostly pasta-based BUT you must have faith… the FSM moves in a mysterious way…
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well, take other religions then, relating to the proof issue, Christianity is relating to stories and peoples word, thats called hearsay, not very believable… the saddest thing is that you have such a closed mined you can’t accept there are other religions other than he one you follow, do you rant at Scientology, that has some really stupid ideas to me, but i don’t see you insulting them, what is this vendetta against anything you don’t understand, open your mined out of the things you are set on, your just embarrassing yourself…
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Some very colorful language coming from a so called “Christian”. In the Bible it states that your so called “God” gave mankind free will, thus “God” has given mankind the right worship any God or Deity they desire. The Flying Spaghetti Monster, will be worshiped, and there is nothing an obviously overly angry and close-minded Christian such as yourself can do to stop it.
Love,
Greg (Preacher of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)
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“greg” has a point. You just need to chill out. With all your foul language you are putting on a good show of being a Christian. Christ teaches in my bible that you are supposed to love everyone. I dont know if you have a different bible or whatever but that includes these guys too.
By the way, this site is great. I dont know if you guys think this is real or not but its funny. Keep up the good work. lol
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@a fellow Christian
Welcome to the church of the FSM. A christian with a sense of humour makes for a refreshing change. Hang around and post some more if you like.
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And no, I’m pretty sure we do not have even a single serious believer. It’s a parody religion aimed against the teaching of Intelligent Design in science classes. Just lampooning the idea of teaching creationism (dressed up under the nomer of ID) by making up an equally ludicrous idea and demanding it be tought too, since other ‘alternative origins theories’ deserve a chance too.
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@ a fellow Christian
Yeah, I’d love to hear more from you. This sight doesn’t get many posters that aren’t either Pastafarian (and or atheist/agnostic) or extremely fundamentalist christian. It’s sure would be nice to have the point of view of a Christian who isn’t filled with hate and, in my opinion, is much closer to the original intentions of Christianity. Again, please feel free to post anytime. :)
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I love , jesus , Jesus is cool , and i love Jesus . He has bigger balls than your spaghetti monster
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Must be difficult walking, that :)
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Wow, you’re just a shining example of Jesus’s love, aren’t you? Does he approve of all the F-bombs you dropped in that e-mail?
“im not trying to hate your beliefs, but i think it is absolute bullshit.”
Gee, that statement isn’t the least bit contradictory….
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Last time I checked it was not very “Christian” to call some one fuckface, dickhole, or faggot.
But what do I know, I’m a pastafarian.
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This guy is aiming totally at the wrong religion; we are Pastafarians, not Asstafarians. What’s with all the homophobia?
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God isn’t against the words “fuck” and “shit”, they just aren’t polite. God only punishes you for blaspheming with “God damn” and the like. (Really – my catholic mother told me this!)
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Luckily FSM is ok with all words except “overcooked” and “mad cow”.
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i love you and your tiny penis
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” to believe in something that there is absoluetly no fucking evidence of”
genial! Maybe he got the point? Why is so difficult to teach them that religion is about faith, not logic?
RAmen
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You call us simple-minded and ignorant when you’re hurling all this homophobic crap at us?
And by the way, pasta was never ‘invented’. Christian leaders just say it was so you morons won’t try to convert to the one true religon: Pastafarianism.
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“”you and your religion is the biggest load of crap i have ever heard in my fucking life.”" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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u hav never looked in a miror or seen ur moms face
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Thank you for the good information
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just found the meaning of life! in the middle of an exhaustive slimming diet program-started two days ago-I saw a vision of His Holiness.There where spaggeties pranced about the room,in frond of my eyes,and no my brothers I was’nt that hungry..so I figured out that now is the right time to publish my book under the following title: Everything you never wanted to know about religion but have been forced to find out.
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