oh wow, you’re cool…

Published by henderob April 12th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

to fuckface,

10 million huh…do you think you are funny? you and your religion is the biggest load of crap i have ever heard in my fucking life. im not trying to hate your beliefs, but i think it is absolute bullshit. the only thing that i found comforting about your article is that you and faggots wont be able bullshit your way through whatever it is you believe in when you are in hell.

if you got a fucking degree in college, how the fuck can you think that a flying piece of shit is a flippin’ god? i am an outraged and pissed christian who thinks that you are wasting the life god give you. i hope people will come to their senses and denounce your shitty and unbelievable beliefs. if you really need any proof at all, consider that god and jesus christ were here way before your pasta and made your pasta or whatever it is you worship. i storngly urge you to stop being dickholes and come to your senses.

from what i read on your site, your evidence is based on recordings, which your pasta can change anytime it wants, and pirates. not very convincing now, is it? how in hell did you every come up with such a dumbass idea and get your fellow gaytards to believe in something that there is absoluetly no fucking evidence of. you are fucking believing in an invisible monster and something about global warming. i assure you, it is fucking bullspit. you are in incredibily ignorant, simple-minded mierda. i am going to take pleasure in eating spagetti, which is what you believe in right. your not going to change your beliefs and try to bullshit your way through another religion other than christianity, are you?

-some guy who thinks your a fuckin’ gay faggot

344 Responses to “oh wow, you’re cool…”

1. 221 - May 2nd, 2007 at 1:43 am - Scarface Says:
   
   

   This guys is obviusly suffering from small man sindrome.

2. 222 - May 2nd, 2007 at 5:01 pm - FSM ISNT REAL Says:
   
   

   Finally! Someone with a brain!

3. 223 - May 2nd, 2007 at 6:13 pm - Shinysheep Says:
   
   

   “if you really need any proof at all, consider that god and jesus christ were here way before your pasta and made your pasta or whatever it is you worship. ”

   i love how all these fundies offer as ‘proof’ is their own beliefs.

   it’s all like:
   Me: prove god Exists.
   Fundie: God exists becauise the bible says so.
   me: but do you have any PROOF.
   Fundie: I beleive he exists and so he exists
   Me: but i beleive in tehis FSM
   Fundie, yeah but thats wrong, because my belief is better than your belief.
   Me: doesnt your god preach peace understanding and love to everyone, even if they don’t believe in him?
   Fundie: *vanishes in a puff of logic*

   oh, and consider My ‘pasta’ was here long before youre god and jesus, and made them.

   “your evidence is based on recordings, which your pasta can change anytime it wants, and pirates. not very convincing now, is it?”

   well, youre ‘Evidence’ is based on a book written as propaganda, and claims the worlds is 10 000 years old.
   And no pirates. Not very convincing is it? We have proof pirates existed, we have no proof jesus ever existed. (although, i strongly believe that he did, and was either scitzophrenic (spelling..:S) or just a very moral man, but not divine)

   fucking bullspit.

   WEll, thats a new curse word. Bullspit?

   “i am going to take pleasure in eating spagetti, which is what you believe in right.”
   Wow, a convert already. He has just accepted our beliefs. Good on you.

   “your not going to change your beliefs and try to bullshit your way through another religion other than christianity, are you”

   You don’t see the Muslims or anyone else trying to get their beliefs talked about in schools, do you?

4. 224 - May 2nd, 2007 at 7:03 pm - Sam Re Says:
   
   

   well that sounded reeeeeeeally christian to me. burn in hell heretic! :)

5. 225 - May 3rd, 2007 at 6:06 am - Peter Says:
   
   

   Ease up on the old testament bile and vitriole, bro. None of it actually happened like that, the latter day authors just wanted to scare the little kiddies and the blinkered, dumbass idiots like you. After all, religion was intelligently designed for the unintelligent. Based on that though, I guess it is not your fault you have fallen for it.

6. 226 - May 3rd, 2007 at 7:47 am - Wench Nikkiee Says:
   
   

   RAmen Peter :)

7. 227 - May 3rd, 2007 at 1:03 pm - Mike Says:
   
   

   I don’t understand the conflict. My belief is that Jesus was actually a creature crafted from spaghetti that looked much like a voodoo doll. His main power came from the magic his constant swearing put into effect. Obviously this poster believes in the same power because he swears just like JESUS! POWER ON YOU MOTHERFUCKINGCOCKSUCKING JESUS SPAGHETTI LOVERS!
   MIKE

8. 228 - May 4th, 2007 at 2:48 am - Pureé Reason Says:
   
   

   Why are so many American Christians homophobic? It’s all ‘faggot’ this and ‘Gaytard’ that. You’re obsessed. Usually people who feel the need to express aggressive anti gay sentiments are unsure about their own sexuality, often being repressed homosexuals themselves. Come out of the closet bible boy!

9. 229 - May 4th, 2007 at 4:15 am - Kitty Says:
   
   

   Isn’t it fascinating how he’s so horridly rude?

   Is that what Jesus would do, henderob?

   (Speaking of What Would Jesus Do - we need WWFSMD bracelets)

10. 230 - May 4th, 2007 at 5:01 am - SaucyWench Says:
    
    

    Kitty,

    You seem to have made a mistake I once made. Henderob is our venerable prophet. He didn’t originate the post that started this thread, but he did repost it for our enjoyment. Please disregard this message if it is I, and not you, who is confused.

11. 231 - May 4th, 2007 at 7:26 am - 13 year old pastafarian Says:
    
    

    Good to see Christianity endorses good grammar and fair treatment of other religions.

12. 232 - May 4th, 2007 at 8:19 am - Retartds Says:
    
    

    13 year old pastafarian
    I have know clue what the fuck your talking about but shut the fuck up i hate you.

13. 233 - May 4th, 2007 at 8:21 am - Retartds Says:
    
    

    Pureé Reason
    I hate you. Please guve me your adress so when i go on my gay bashing round your the first one.

14. 234 - May 4th, 2007 at 8:29 am - Storm Petrel Says:
    
    

    How can you hate someone you don’t know?

15. 235 - May 4th, 2007 at 8:35 am - Flying Sperm Monster Says:
    
    

    Its very easy actualy you dont know them and thats it i hate him and you.

16. 236 - May 4th, 2007 at 8:37 am - Retartds Says:
    
    

    You dumb fuck FSM he was talking to me i hate all of you fuckers.

17. 237 - May 4th, 2007 at 10:04 am - Blinkey Says:
    
    

    We should give him the beer, and the strippers. For he is entitled to his belifes, even if he is a bit of a bastard.

18. 238 - May 4th, 2007 at 4:45 pm - SpaghettiPants Says:
    
    

    Wow. For a Christian, you have a real potty-mouth. Aren’t really devout Christians supposed to be all nice and holy and stuff? I had the impression that it also meant refraining from cursing, and even accepting other people as they are. Or was I imagining that those things are nice to do for other people?
    .
    Clearly, you care as much about your own religion as you do ours, considering the unbelievably foul language emerging through your fingertips, and the hateful remarks.
    .
    Do us a favor and jump off a building, kthnxbai
    .
    Good will to all you decent souls posting here (you know who you are), RAmen.

19. 239 - May 5th, 2007 at 4:27 pm - DutchPastaGuy Says:
    
    

    @Peter Sedgwick
    Ah, another Belfast Pastafarian, welcome!! I live in Belfast too. If we find more around here then we can form a mob, boot Paisley out of his church on Ravenhill Road and turn it into a place of Pastafarian worship. With wenches, beer and all those other spiritual symbols of our great religion..
    .
    I like the ‘Free Pastafarian’ label too. I’d love it if some FreePees came and saw this site.

20. 240 - May 5th, 2007 at 4:35 pm - ? Says:
    
    

    Hey, the unicellular bunch of Retards’ ocean’s bottom laptop is still working! One of them must have found the Caps Lock key, too. Oh, and if their laptop finally gets corroded by the salty sea, the FSM will surely make some other specimen go overboard of a Pirates’ ship, so our favorite primitive life form can go on trying to insult some Pastafarians!

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