Well, the Flying Spaghetti Monster manifests himself in mysterious ways, sooooo…. We cannot pretend to understand the workings (or the videos) of The Almighty Noodly One. He alone is all-knowing and freakin’ funny as hell.
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Crackity Jones -
Apr 12th, 2007
I’m pretty sure that isn’t FSM and is a character from a Captain Underpants novel. By the by, I think that song is incredbily brilliant and significantly UNcreepy. It’s sending a message of peace to people, how can that be conceived as creepy? The imagery? This site is home to a flying monster with tentacles, how is that not a creepy image?
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Icecream -
Apr 12th, 2007
Yeah, I think it’s from the third book, it’s actually the top half of one of the alien lunchladies. Don’t ask how I know.
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Icecream -
Apr 12th, 2007
I take that back, it should be one of the booger creatures.
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Mike T -
Apr 12th, 2007
Sort of a transvestite Shonen Knife bizarro thing…
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capekicks -
Apr 12th, 2007
Pilkey’s Fantasy Wench-
She’s faster, stronger, and smarter than anything the world has seen before. She’s Wedgie Woman! With the help of her horrible robots and her horrendous hairdo, Wedgie Woman is on a mission to take over the world, and she’ll give a whopping wedgie to anyone who stands in her way—including Captain Underpants
We need more Pirates to keep this guy and his music video freinds at bay.
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ihatemyspace -
Apr 12th, 2007
Captain Underpants, Dorothy Gale drag-queen style, a giant bumblebee, and Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo? FSM is in very distinguished company.
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Wiitard57 -
Apr 12th, 2007
awsome
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Thumper â„¢ -
Apr 13th, 2007
*wabbit sits quietly watching video…for another 10 minutes after video finished*
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Saide -
Apr 13th, 2007
errr…too creepy, I didn’t finish it.
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Father Effram E Pike -
Apr 13th, 2007
Shameful display of Godless heathenity.
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xinjinbei -
Apr 13th, 2007
lol, that was awesome…………………..and creepy
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Sirius -
Apr 13th, 2007
Thanks, you’ve just given me nightmares for a week.
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Alchemist -
Apr 13th, 2007
Remind me.
NO MORE ACID!!!
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Rowdy Wench -
Apr 13th, 2007
I think that based on the comments I will pass on watching this…
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luca -
Apr 13th, 2007
amazing…
i love jap style!!! :D
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Delkhan -
Apr 13th, 2007
Is it woman? Is it man? Is it eternal?
What about Hell? What about sins? No terrenal stock?
Is the Devil a kind of Boggie Man, like “One-eyed Green Macarone” or His brother “Senza Pomodoro Spaghetti”?
I am a parishioner, and I got some doubts… I don’t wanna lose my FAITH in FSM.
Please, help me.
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Delkhan -
Apr 13th, 2007
I got the Devil: It’s the “Spaghetti Eater” Cracken (pirate’s worst nightmare).
Love for FSM. Love for Jolly Roger.
(Que el MEV nos al-bondiga)
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Saide -
Apr 13th, 2007
“Spaghetti Eater ” Chicken?
I can’t believe that one has teeth, sharp ones.
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David Hammock -
Apr 13th, 2007
I think it’s a bunch of horse shit, and there’s a lot of people standing knee deep in it, wondering where the smell is coming from. I think you’ve either had one too many chocolates from Forest Gump’s box, or you’ve drank too many Dr. Peppers at the White House.
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St John the Blasphemist -
Apr 14th, 2007
That toilet looks really painful to sit on.
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Saide -
Apr 14th, 2007
what toilet?
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Nick the Missionary -
Apr 14th, 2007
You guys are crazy! That video was frickin awesome!
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~lovenoodleforever~ -
Apr 16th, 2007
wow i am scared.
oh wow.
but i dont think that is the fsm. it is a very convincing look a like. but He has more dignity than that.
dont get me wrong, i love crazy/stupid videos. NEIL CICIEREGA RAWX
but now i am scared by this
ahhh!
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Wenchmatic -
Apr 17th, 2007
Uffda! That’s horrible!
I will say it’s not anywhere near as bad when you mute it. Then it’s actually kind of interesting.
Arrrrrrrrgh
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Saide -
Apr 18th, 2007
Ah the Toilet Drummer. X__X
So scary…
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Spitfirebird -
Apr 18th, 2007
That isn’t FSM, it is a booger monster from the book series “Captain Underpants” by Dav Pilkey, but it is freaky anyway.
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Meow_Mix -
Apr 23rd, 2007
That may have been the scariest, trippiest, awesomest, and funniest 2:45 of my life.
Oh wonder, how many goodly creatures are there here, how beautious mankind is, oh Brave New World that has such people in it
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George -
May 2nd, 2007
Ok what the heck was that thing playing the piano a turd?
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FSM ISNT REAL -
May 2nd, 2007
This entire religion is SO gay… All of these videos or fake, misunderstood, or edited (I’m a retard. I know that edited goes under the category of fake… but whatever). That’s a character from the Captain Underpants series. All of these videos are so retarted. Go be CATHOLIC, a real religion!
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Physics Wench -
May 4th, 2007
@ FSM ISNT REAL
Clearly, if you had read above, we’ve established that this video is from the Captain Underpants series. What was astounding is the miracle of His Noodly Likeness appearing in this video. Also, seeing as the word “catholic” means “universal,” perhaps you should be a little more tolerant of people that have different views than you. Just because we believe in a different deity than you does not mean our religion is any less real than yours. Frankly, the fact that we have some scientific evidence lends some credence to our religion that yours lacks. Also, why do you think that the videos have been placed inside small pies more than once?
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Physics Wench -
May 4th, 2007
from dictionary.com:
cath·o·lic
1. broad or wide-ranging in tastes, interests, or the like; having sympathies with all; broad-minded; liberal.
2. universal in extent; involving all; of interest to all.
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Flying Sperm Monster -
May 4th, 2007
No but seriously FSM isn real. I dont even believe in my self.
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Rowdy Wench -
May 4th, 2007
@ Physics Wench – Hiya! Glad to see you again! Hope things are well in your end of the world! Are you about done with the semester? Do you get a break or do you have to go all summer too?
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DutchPastaGuy -
May 5th, 2007
@FSM ISNT REAL
“Go be CATHOLIC, a real religion!”
Oh boy, how stupid can they get?! Someone priding themselves on Catholicism, the stupidest, most non-thinking flavour of Christianity. And given the competiton in Christianity, that is no small feat. Tell me FSM ISNT REAL, don’t you want to do a bit of your own thinking sometimes, instead of towing the Vatican party line? I mean, how can anyone with the slightest hint of self-respect be a Catholic? I grew up in a Catholic family, and looking at my pea-brained father I can truly say that the idea of ‘Don’t question, no critical thinking’ really has the most intellectually demotivating effect possible. It leads to the most unconstructive mindset imaginable.
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Chickie -
May 6th, 2007
I’m scared. Of both the video and the comments. Good to see the FSM branching out, though.
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The Prophetic Enigma -
May 10th, 2007
This is not to debate whether FSM is actually real or not, this is meant to open the eyes of those around so they can see how ignorant the world of religion (not belief or faith), but organized religion like Christianity (those that force their beliefs upon others and try to say they are all holier than thou when in truth they are just as “holy” as the dump I flushed down the toilet about 20 mins ago). People are so ignorant they don’t even see the meaning behind things. Sure, they are like “FSM Rocks!”, but do they actually get what the message is trying to convey? I wonder.. If you don’t then you are just as ignorant as the rest of the world.
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Gaara the Pirate -
Jun 27th, 2007
I hear you man. i mean we must get about a hundred whining christians/atheiests who complaiun about our religion when thier own religion is worse than ours. pastafarianism has yet to have killed anyone to join us. christianity has been bathed in blood from the-so-called-jeasus’s murder to the crusades.
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Captian Underpants + FSM = Awesomeness
Spreading the word of FSM to children everywhere
Yarrrr
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Ouch. That was… painful. Even for an Engrish-o-phile like me.
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I’m going to look for an official website, alert them to this blasphemy.
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Oh dear fucking goodness.
That video was really really wierd.
RAmen
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so is the director.
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http://www.pilkey.com/
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Well, the Flying Spaghetti Monster manifests himself in mysterious ways, sooooo…. We cannot pretend to understand the workings (or the videos) of The Almighty Noodly One. He alone is all-knowing and freakin’ funny as hell.
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I’m pretty sure that isn’t FSM and is a character from a Captain Underpants novel. By the by, I think that song is incredbily brilliant and significantly UNcreepy. It’s sending a message of peace to people, how can that be conceived as creepy? The imagery? This site is home to a flying monster with tentacles, how is that not a creepy image?
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Yeah, I think it’s from the third book, it’s actually the top half of one of the alien lunchladies. Don’t ask how I know.
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I take that back, it should be one of the booger creatures.
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Sort of a transvestite Shonen Knife bizarro thing…
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Pilkey’s Fantasy Wench-
She’s faster, stronger, and smarter than anything the world has seen before. She’s Wedgie Woman! With the help of her horrible robots and her horrendous hairdo, Wedgie Woman is on a mission to take over the world, and she’ll give a whopping wedgie to anyone who stands in her way—including Captain Underpants
We need more Pirates to keep this guy and his music video freinds at bay.
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Captain Underpants, Dorothy Gale drag-queen style, a giant bumblebee, and Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo? FSM is in very distinguished company.
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awsome
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*wabbit sits quietly watching video…for another 10 minutes after video finished*
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errr…too creepy, I didn’t finish it.
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Shameful display of Godless heathenity.
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lol, that was awesome…………………..and creepy
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Thanks, you’ve just given me nightmares for a week.
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Remind me.
NO MORE ACID!!!
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I think that based on the comments I will pass on watching this…
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amazing…
i love jap style!!! :D
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Is it woman? Is it man? Is it eternal?
What about Hell? What about sins? No terrenal stock?
Is the Devil a kind of Boggie Man, like “One-eyed Green Macarone” or His brother “Senza Pomodoro Spaghetti”?
I am a parishioner, and I got some doubts… I don’t wanna lose my FAITH in FSM.
Please, help me.
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I got the Devil: It’s the “Spaghetti Eater” Cracken (pirate’s worst nightmare).
Love for FSM. Love for Jolly Roger.
(Que el MEV nos al-bondiga)
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“Spaghetti Eater ” Chicken?
I can’t believe that one has teeth, sharp ones.
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I think it’s a bunch of horse shit, and there’s a lot of people standing knee deep in it, wondering where the smell is coming from. I think you’ve either had one too many chocolates from Forest Gump’s box, or you’ve drank too many Dr. Peppers at the White House.
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That toilet looks really painful to sit on.
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what toilet?
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You guys are crazy! That video was frickin awesome!
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wow i am scared.
oh wow.
but i dont think that is the fsm. it is a very convincing look a like. but He has more dignity than that.
dont get me wrong, i love crazy/stupid videos. NEIL CICIEREGA RAWX
but now i am scared by this
ahhh!
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Uffda! That’s horrible!
I will say it’s not anywhere near as bad when you mute it. Then it’s actually kind of interesting.
Arrrrrrrrgh
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Ah the Toilet Drummer. X__X
So scary…
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That isn’t FSM, it is a booger monster from the book series “Captain Underpants” by Dav Pilkey, but it is freaky anyway.
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That may have been the scariest, trippiest, awesomest, and funniest 2:45 of my life.
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I’ve got tears running down my face with laughter.
Meow_Mix says it all.
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That one definitely goes on the album.
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Oh wonder, how many goodly creatures are there here, how beautious mankind is, oh Brave New World that has such people in it
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Ok what the heck was that thing playing the piano a turd?
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This entire religion is SO gay… All of these videos or fake, misunderstood, or edited (I’m a retard. I know that edited goes under the category of fake… but whatever). That’s a character from the Captain Underpants series. All of these videos are so retarted. Go be CATHOLIC, a real religion!
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@ FSM ISNT REAL
Clearly, if you had read above, we’ve established that this video is from the Captain Underpants series. What was astounding is the miracle of His Noodly Likeness appearing in this video. Also, seeing as the word “catholic” means “universal,” perhaps you should be a little more tolerant of people that have different views than you. Just because we believe in a different deity than you does not mean our religion is any less real than yours. Frankly, the fact that we have some scientific evidence lends some credence to our religion that yours lacks. Also, why do you think that the videos have been placed inside small pies more than once?
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from dictionary.com:
cath·o·lic
1. broad or wide-ranging in tastes, interests, or the like; having sympathies with all; broad-minded; liberal.
2. universal in extent; involving all; of interest to all.
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No but seriously FSM isn real. I dont even believe in my self.
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@ Physics Wench – Hiya! Glad to see you again! Hope things are well in your end of the world! Are you about done with the semester? Do you get a break or do you have to go all summer too?
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@FSM ISNT REAL
“Go be CATHOLIC, a real religion!”
Oh boy, how stupid can they get?! Someone priding themselves on Catholicism, the stupidest, most non-thinking flavour of Christianity. And given the competiton in Christianity, that is no small feat. Tell me FSM ISNT REAL, don’t you want to do a bit of your own thinking sometimes, instead of towing the Vatican party line? I mean, how can anyone with the slightest hint of self-respect be a Catholic? I grew up in a Catholic family, and looking at my pea-brained father I can truly say that the idea of ‘Don’t question, no critical thinking’ really has the most intellectually demotivating effect possible. It leads to the most unconstructive mindset imaginable.
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I’m scared. Of both the video and the comments. Good to see the FSM branching out, though.
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This is not to debate whether FSM is actually real or not, this is meant to open the eyes of those around so they can see how ignorant the world of religion (not belief or faith), but organized religion like Christianity (those that force their beliefs upon others and try to say they are all holier than thou when in truth they are just as “holy” as the dump I flushed down the toilet about 20 mins ago). People are so ignorant they don’t even see the meaning behind things. Sure, they are like “FSM Rocks!”, but do they actually get what the message is trying to convey? I wonder.. If you don’t then you are just as ignorant as the rest of the world.
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I hear you man. i mean we must get about a hundred whining christians/atheiests who complaiun about our religion when thier own religion is worse than ours. pastafarianism has yet to have killed anyone to join us. christianity has been bathed in blood from the-so-called-jeasus’s murder to the crusades.
RAmen
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