Bryan Killian, a high school student in North Buncombe, North Carolina was suspended for coming to school dressed as a pirate.
But the disciplinary action has provoked controversy – because the student says that the ban violates his rights, as the pirate costume is part of his religion.
Read about it in the Metro or the Citizen-Times.
This story is blowing up and I’ve been having a lot of problems keeping the server running. It’s currently #1 on Digg and Reddit.
I’ll have some updates and more information about all this soon.
I feel very sorry for him
luckyly in germany people accept my way of life. Some people laugh at me but thats not my problem!
Ramen!
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Well, this was in East Bu — North Buncombe.
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The town is not North Buncombe, it’s Weaverville, NC.
I personally know the kid, he’s friends with my buddies younger brother and I’ve seen him many o’ times. Everytime I’ve seen him, he’s not once had the eye patch on. This is ridiculous and I agree with the school 100%, he could have easily taken the eyepatch off and avoided geting suspended. The school is a place for learning, not trying to convert people to pastafarianism. He’s allowed to do this downtown in Asheville, even downtown in Weaverville, anywhere in public really. Do it those places, not in a high school.
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bah, what does it matter if a kid wears an eyepatch to school, his teachers were fine with it, it was his principal who didnt like it, ive worn an eyepatch to school before also, and wh osays the kid was trying to convert people, i always got more people askign me about it thaan me tellign them about it
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Brian Wilde Mar 30th, 2007 at 11:31 am
The town is not North Buncombe, it’s Weaverville, NC.
I personally know the kid, he’s friends with my buddies younger brother and I’ve seen him many o’ times. Everytime I’ve seen him, he’s not once had the eye patch on. This is ridiculous and I agree with the school 100%, he could have easily taken the eyepatch off and avoided geting suspended. The school is a place for learning, not trying to convert people to pastafarianism. He’s allowed to do this downtown in Asheville, even downtown in Weaverville, anywhere in public really. Do it those places, not in a high school.
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Errm, excuse me Brian.
But isn’t it a public school?
Why yes it is! How about that. So you would agree he has the right, right?
Or is that only for wearing crosses?
I also, couldn’t find where he was trying to convert anybody to anything?
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Well, lets hope your buddies little brother, is smarter then you.
Ramen
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It’s the whole point he’s not really campaigning to come to school to wear pasta uniform its about campainging that no one brings religious rubbish in.
The whole basis of Pastafarianism is that is equal in intelligence to christanity, judiasm , islam and that where you give priveldges to one you give them to all other religions
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Jonno Mar 30th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
It’s the whole point he’s not really campaigning to come to school to wear pasta uniform its about campainging that no one brings religious rubbish in.
The whole basis of Pastafarianism is that is equal in intelligence to christanity, judiasm , islam and that where you give priveldges to one you give them to all other religions
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Bingo, Jonno.
This kid is doing the right thing. And he has a right to do it too!
I get really pissed reading the ideas like Brian Wilde has. Misguided ignorance, is worse then anything!
This whole, “lets play my way” because I’m right and you’re wrong has got to end!
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I wish it was my kid that made this statement with the eye patch, but in the public school she goes to, the teachers would have gotten pissed because she didn’t wear the rest of the garb.
I’m glad I live in NY and not down in Billy country.
Oddly enough, I was about 100 miles from there this week, in Linwood, NC must have been something in the air.
Ramen
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Oh, HELLO?!?! Can the world wake up, please?!?! This kid’s wearing of an eyepatch to school because of his religion is no different than a Christian wearing a cross around his neck or a Jewish kid wearing a star of David. Bryan Killian should totally sue the school for religious discrimination. For FSM’s sake, the principal should have been the one who got suspended!!
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This really reflects the whole point of Pastafarianism and the whole state of religious discrimination in the world today. I salute Bryan Killian for his freedom of speech and religious expression.
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I wonder why anyone even cares. The only problem in wearing an eye patch is, that it is harder for him to cheat during a test. So what’s the big deal??? Or did they have school uniforms there? Otherwise fashion rules.
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I’m in school in NC now, and I wish I had enough courage to do what he did. He is a bold, totally awesome person who totally deserves a medal/mention in the gospel. Go Bryan!!
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“Smug smile at st hypocrisy of school*
RAmen
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I wore WAY more shocking stuff than that when I was in high school and no one ever got me in trouble. I guess things are different now.
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Obviously its an education issue because
HOW IS HE GONNA READ THE BLACKBOARD?
with only one eye? he’ll miss the 3-D graphics!
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How is wearing an eye patch “distracting?”
We had a guy in school wear one after what I can only assume was an operation (actually he never said why he was wearing it), and he never got in trouble.
I think because FSM has gained ground it has become a PC target for religious discrimination.
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@ All our overseas Pastafarians… (shameless plug)
Please don’t think this school, or the Kansas school board, or even the State of Alabama,
Really represent life in America. There are pockets of insanity to be found everywhere.
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I can totally understand, that when something like this hits international media.
That people would think that’s the way life is here. It’s not really.
It’s more of the squeaky wheel getting the grease then anything else.
With all the problems our current administration has created in recent years,
I realize we are fast losing face in this world.
But, I feel a need to say;
I still love my Country and believe in the democracy our forefathers created.
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It’s not to late to fix this mess, just remember to vote:
Peter Popoff for Prez
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Thank you all for your support to date,
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Ramen,
Peter Popoff
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Yay! Vote for PP – unfortunately I am in the wrong country, but his Noodly appendages will solve all :)
What a fucking mess! Poor guy! just know we are here for you and supporting you inyour persecution (I, Myself have drunk several glasses of Calvados in supplication for you!) RAmen
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Democracy! Ha Ha Ha, like our democracy in the U.K.?
We can vote for Blair’s New Labour blood soaked right wing b*st*rds, or we can vote for Tory boy Cameron’s blood soaked right wing b*st*rds.
I believe the States has a similar set up.
Politicians! put all the world’s politicians in a big sack and hit the sack with a baseball bat, you’ll hit the guilty one every time.
Ramen Brothers and Sisters, yarrrr.
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Well, I was kind of expecting a few oars up my ass.
But, being “bagged and batted” could work too.
Ramen
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Poor kid. I wonder how an eye patch is disruptive to class I mean honestly we do and wear crazier things and dont get in trouble. the fsm has a growing presence at my school, we observe talk like a pirate day, every so often someone shows up wearing something piratish, and at least one person(myself) has the car emblem. My school also has problems with religious tolerance at times because we have a Jesus Club that is advocated by a teacher or two and the school is not supposed to advocate religion of any sort but the club fought and won the rigth to be on campus (duh) which helped the rest of us.
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I agree with both brian and bryan, bryan.. ur right cuz you do have the right to wear your religious stuff to school… assumeing he really is a pastafarianist… and brian your right… its not proper but hey this is america… we have right to free speech and freedom of expresion so he can although he shouldnt…
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Bryan, may you rank alongside Rosa Parks in history books that are used in every school 30 years from now!
RAmen.
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We need to write a letter and ALL sign it saying that it is blatant religious discrimination and we genuinely believe that it is more likely that the world was created by a flying spaghetti monster in 2 seconds and wants us to dress as pirates than Jesus died on the cross for our sins and assuming Bryan Killian believes the same they must respect his beliefs, religion and expression of it.
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If he wants to express his is religous belief in the way he dresses then (within reason) the school should accomodate him assuming they don’t ban all other religious insignia/garb. If they find an eye patch unacceptable for safety reasons how about a tricorn hat? Or Skull and Cross-bones Bandana?
A wooden leg doesn’t sound very wise and a parrot probably isn’t hygienic.
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It is a severe kind of religious discrimination is to not take other peoples beliefs seriously.
I know many pastafarians who’ve thought their beliefs through a lot more than many Christians who choose to where Crucifixes.
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Can someone find the address of the school and tell us who to write to…
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@name?
Eye patch “Bryan” is completly in the right.
Head up his ass “Brian” should pull his head out of his ass.
For the very reasons you’ve stated. This is America, we have
Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Expression.
It is proper. Your saying it isn’t proper seems to contradict one of the above Freedoms, You can’t decide “proper” for me, thank you very muchly.
Should I decide “proper” for you?
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To DPG…
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“Bryan, may you rank alongside Rosa Parks in history books that are used in every school 30 years from now!”
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A big RAmen to that! Our little Pastafarian is going to make history!!
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Peter Popoff for President!!! (Hey, that’s three P’s in a row — pretty cool for marketing and such.) When Peter is president, kids will be REWARDED for coming to school in pirate regalia. They will earn… hmmm… root beer volcano points and at the end of the year there will be a huge party thrown for all of them. RAmen!
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To Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA… your idea is exactly what I had in mind, ‘cept I couldn’t think of it :) Can anyone get us the school information so that we can write and sign a letter? Prophet Bobby, can you help with this?
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I saw a film about a Brian who was a great prophet.
Was it a prophecy? Can anyone check that?
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Peter, I assume you know where the school is.
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Can you give us the address and the name of the principle.
I’ve got some other post for the USA (Beth that’s a little cluesey) I could post another letter at the same time.
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We all send letters to the school from around the world. Or we could send letters to Bryan and he takes them to the school…
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@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA
I agree with everything you said except this bit…”(within reason)”…FSM dammit!!! if the boy wants to shout from the roof tops that he’s Pastafarian and proud by wearing his wooden leg, long coat, bead festooned beard and large loud brightly plumed bird then so be it!!!…this fine specimen of a lad is obviously “a lot” Pastafarian…should we ask him to express his devotion “a little”…
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*wabbit peers over spectacles donned to add wisdom to wabbit appearance…spectacles do not form part of wabbit religious regalia*
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Sorry, Captain, I’m dense — can you explain what you meant by “Beth that’s a little cluesey”? Did I screw up something?
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its just wrong he was susspended if i could get away with going to work in pirate gear i would only if i did i prolly would die lol but then atleast i will be with the noodley one
RAmen
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Thumper, you have spectacles???? Could you possible be the esteemed wabbit in the song/video “The Hare Who Lost His Spectacles”??? If so, I WORSHIP YOU!! (I’ll worship you even more if you know who did that song :)
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Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Mar 30th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Peter, I assume you know where the school is.
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Can you give us the address and the name of the principle.
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Email posted, I’ve got to find the name of the boss there though.
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@Beth
Hello!!! =:)
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Does this have anything to do with what you’re talking about…http://remus.rutgers.edu/JethroTull/Albums/APassionPlay-lyrics.html#TheStoryOfTheHareWhoLostHisSpectacles
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I only don spectacles when I’m trying to foster the illusion of wisdom…
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! Thumper, you are THE BOMB!!! I LOVE YOU!!! (No offense intended to the future Mrs. Thumper, of course :) No one on earth knows about that video! You rock! I’m going to tell my best friend (who is also a major Tull fan like myself) that I’ve actually MET the Hare who lost his spectacles!!! Eeeeeeeee!!!
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I gotta try this in the UK. I bet my biology teacher’d join me. Last year she told the school at large she was a Jedi Knight.
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Peter Popoff:
Unless I’m missing something, why is a Christian teleangelist supporting the Pastafarian religion? Would it be cynical to see it as a hypocritical ploy for votes?
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@ Anon – BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
OMFSM – *breathe* – you need to get out more, mate!
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@ Peter – I agree with Tagliatellius on politicians, but don’t even consider you to be in the same group! I like you way too much to do that! You are far above the madding crowd, at least in my head! :)
@ everyone – this is such a good example of what is happening in this country. It’s shocking how the religious nutjobs are taking control (or at least trying to). I have thought for some time that it would be much better to ban all religious symbols from schools (no offense to His Noodlyness, but this is the best way to be fair, given that people are so completely idiotic). I think a school in Florida actually did ban all religious holidays in an attempt at a reasonable policy but had to reverse the decision because people are stupid.
My husband has said for some time that he likes it when people wear a crucifix or star of david – that way we know for sure the level of stupidity we’ll be dealing with when talking to those people!
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Anon Mar 30th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Peter Popoff:
Unless I’m missing something, why is a Christian teleangelist supporting the Pastafarian religion? Would it be cynical to see it as a hypocritical ploy for votes?
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It’s simple really.
I’m a pirate, I needed to make some money.
Could I interest you in some of my… Jesus Christ… Almighty… Mighty…
Miracle Water… It’s on sale this week…
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@Beth
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! Thumper, you are THE BOMB!!! I LOVE YOU!!!”…yes well…I’ve been saying this for years…nice of you to notice though…I’m sure the future Mrs Thumper will be tickled pink with your observations…
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@ Booty – Hiya! :) Love your answer to Anon…RAmen! He/She has much to learn about us!
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OK – I’m gonna be flamed for this (like I care) Do we know what the school’s rules said?
Do they specify a uniform? OK – this is in the States – but if you sign up for a school you agree to their rules and regulations – wearing an eye patch – ok! I was told to remove my sunglasses once (I was only wearing them to piss the staff off).
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Question – In the UK an unfair dismissal case was overturned recently – muslim teacher (TA – I think) refused to remove her Niqab – case relied on the fact that the eyes are a major source of communication!
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In the US are muslims allowed to wear full niqab? are xtians allowed to wear ‘visible’ religious symbols?
Sorry folks – you know I’m on your side but I won’t jump on a bandwagon without the full details!
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@ Peter – On sale! Great! I seem to have noticed that your miracle water has a highly intoxicating effect…or is that just me confusing it with whiskey? :)
@ Thumpie – Haven’t had a chance to chat with you in a while. Checked out your pics – the future Mrs. Thumpie is gorgeous…no fooling! Feel free to pass that comment along to her if you like…
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@Rowdy
Hello!!!
“I think a school in Florida actually did ban all religious holidays”…what about Easter?…I kinda like Easter…tis the season to be a wabbit…the Easter Bunny is a distant relative of mine…65th child of my mother’s 17th sisters 8th litter…I was offered the job originally but turned it down for religious reasons…
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@ Thumpie – Hi!! I don’t know if they banned Easter…but no matter what you are hilarious!
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@ Alchemist – If you get flamed I’m going down with you because I agree with you – people should follow the rules. I think the rules should be applied fairly and consistently, though.
“In the US are muslims allowed to wear full niqab? are xtians allowed to wear ‘visible’ religious symbols?” I am uncertain of this – anyone more familiar with the rules please let us know!
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@Rowdy – Thanks :)
One day my bloody attitude is going to end up with me in ITU with a 8″ blade stuck between my ribs :((
Will I change? Will I hell!
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To PP: I am from Europe and I live in the US for a few years, so I can tell you: it really is worse than I expected! Don’t get me wrong, there are some good things and some people really do think, but there isn’t much freedom or democracy here. If you would live in another civilized country for a while, you would understand. Your president is always preaching democracy and is acting like the dictator of the world. The USA doesn’t approve the world justice court (democracy??) and the USA and Somalia are the only countries in the world where they can have death penalty on children. And you can cry out Nazi-paroles, but you are not allowed to criticize the country (either love it or leave it! Hello, freedom??). I don’t want to be rude, I am a guest here, but you should start looking beyond your borders to change things, you can’t just lean back and stuck to your old ‘it used to be meant…’ structure. Things are changing to the worse and you have to act now. And just the two options to vote… c’mon!!
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Methinks we should canonize Bryan for his steadfastness in the face of oppression. “Saint Killian” has a very Pirately ring to it…
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@Enya – UK’s going in the same direction :( – Biometric ID cards, interviews for passports, two party politics – I can’t comment on the US, never lived there – I can comment on the UK though. I HATE the way we are going!
What was it that Hitler used to rally the people?
What are we doing now?
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Alchemist (Pacifist Psychopath)
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Alchemist Mar 30th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
OK – I’m gonna be flamed for this (like I care) Do we know what the school’s rules said?
Do they specify a uniform? OK – this is in the States – but if you sign up for a school you agree to their rules and regulations – wearing an eye patch – ok! I was told to remove my sunglasses once (I was only wearing them to piss the staff off).
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Question – In the UK an unfair dismissal case was overturned recently – muslim teacher (TA – I think) refused to remove her Niqab – case relied on the fact that the eyes are a major source of communication!
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In the US are muslims allowed to wear full niqab? are xtians allowed to wear ‘visible’ religious symbols?
Sorry folks – you know I’m on your side but I won’t jump on a bandwagon without the full details!
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Flame On! Just kidding.
From everything I’ve read so far, it is just a public school here in the states.
It probably has a minor dress code i.e. Girls, no six-inch heels, no mini skirts above the waist, and yes, I hate to say this… Girls no Spaghetti strap halter-tops.
Boys; no bandanna’s or hats, or stupid baggy pants showing your ass crack, no gang colors.
Those are just basic that I can think of. Each school has a right, to implement their own dress code, this is done by the school board of said school (which is comprised mostly of parents) voting on how their kids should dress.
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Again, from what I’ve read so far, this school had a basic dress code.
This kid wore an eye patch, to say that he could.
He did this to say, if you can wear a cross on your neck to show your faith,
I can wear a patch on my eye to show mine.
In my kid’s school, this would be acceptable.
The teachers would laugh about the one eyed handicap.
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As far as the muslims and their full niqab, etc. etc.
If they have a large enough public school system in their neighborhood they certainly have a right to vote such dress in. This is a touchy subject since 9/11, understandable.
It’s not illegal for them to be in public dressed like this (although depending where they were, they could be mobbed).
Again, in my kid’s school, if you showed up in headgear, it would fall under the no headgear rule.
Ok, I could go on and on here, but I’ve gone over my post limit so I’ll shut up.
I tried not to flame you too badly. :)
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Enya Mar 30th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
To PP: I am from Europe and I live in the US for a few years, so I can tell you: it really is worse than I expected! Don’t get me wrong, there are some good things and some people really do think, but there isn’t much freedom or democracy here. If you would live in another civilized country for a while, you would understand. Your president is always preaching democracy and is acting like the dictator of the world. The USA doesn’t approve the world justice court (democracy??) and the USA and Somalia are the only countries in the world where they can have death penalty on children. And you can cry out Nazi-paroles, but you are not allowed to criticize the country (either love it or leave it! Hello, freedom??). I don’t want to be rude, I am a guest here, but you should start looking beyond your borders to change things, you can’t just lean back and stuck to your old ‘it used to be meant…’ structure. Things are changing to the worse and you have to act now. And just the two options to vote… c’mon!!
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Well, I’m not going to argue, as I’ve only lived here.
I do love my Country though, and think I’ve mostly addressed you in my previous post. This administration has made a mess, as I’ve said.
I’ve lived here forty-four years, so maybe your being here only a couple of years, you have no idea how it used to be?
Peace,
Ramen
Peter Popoff
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I don’t know any country with a complete working system, but you should notice it, that’s the point. Don’t have a solution, sorry, not until I find this damn genie-lamp. But I think the countries (especially Europe) should work together instead of mocking or blaming each other or discuss the curving of bananas. We’re all on one Planet, that’s a sad fact and I loath people who feel superior over another, is it religion or country or whatever.
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I wouldn’t say I love my country, cause being born there was just a coincidence. But everybody should care about his country, that’s for sure! But I love this planet… oh, that sounds so hippie, I am a sceptical realist, I guess, not a blind pacifist… but I guess you get the point.
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Peter – It’s a bit more over here – the right to wear religious articles. It’s a major deal!
It’s a situation that cuts me in two (not literally :))
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On one side is the right for an individual to express their own faith:
On the other is the right for others to express their disagreement with said individuals faith.
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I believe religion, no matter what that may be (Catholics, Protestants, Muslims, Scientologists, Evangelical Floorarians, Pastafarians etc) has NO place in any education system! Ok – maybe RS! No more though!
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NO faith based articles should be allowed – including ours!
I do understand the reasons though. If one is allowed, then all should be! I’m a non person
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@Enya – sceptical realist is a good view point IMHO!
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Don’t you think those genetically modified tomatoes are the cause (joke) :))
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try to avoid that. A friend of mine earns his money with genetic engineering and he warned me not to eat that stuff! He must know ;)
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@Alchemist
Buona mattina!!! “OK – I’m gonna be flamed for this (like I care)”…*wabbit stands ready in fire hat holding extinguisher draped in fire retardant blankie*…ummmm…not even any smoke…
@Rowdy
“@ Thumpie – Haven’t had a chance to chat with you in a while. Checked out your pics – the future Mrs. Thumpie is gorgeous…”…have been very busy…also thought I’d keep a low profile with the wenches following the “Catgate” debacle…for the record I’ve refurbished the south end of the warren, Egyptian style, complete with “Bast” statue, silk scratching pole and dried fish dispenser…
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Thanks for the kind words re the future Mrs Thumper…she looks better half naked but I don’t thinks she’d be too pleased if I posted these pic’s about the internet…
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“Alchemist Evangelical Floorarians ”
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Ahhh yes, those damn Evangelical Floorarians!
They’re getting into everything lately! Aarrrrgggghhhh
must destroy them!
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“Enya I wouldn’t say I love my country”
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Well, it’s more of a figure of speech really.
I don’t think I’d drop and hump the ground here,
Alchemist might do that? :)))
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Katanga Thumper! How’s Sunday? – I thought I’d get hit for that comment :)) – slightly pissed off to be honest FTRLMN!
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Watch out – Enya’s a vet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When you’re free, join this poor, ikkle RGTYIDR on topix.net – sooooooooooooo much fun :)))))
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@PP
“I don’t think I’d drop and hump the ground here,
Alchemist might do that? :)))”
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I have NEVER humped the groun………oh, erm, yeah, ok, ONCE but I didn’t inhale!
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@ Thumpie – No need to keep a low profile! I love the idea of it being “catgate” though! But we all enjoyed the banter and had fun. I for one was not actually upset with you!
@ Alchemist – “NO faith based articles should be allowed – including ours!
I do understand the reasons though. If one is allowed, then all should be!” Agree with you all the way…
@ Enya – It may sound hippie to say you love your planet, but I am with you all the way! It’s a beautiful one and we are mucking it up something awful.
@ Peter – excellent post on dress codes!
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@Enya
“try to avoid that. A friend of mine earns his money with genetic engineering and he warned me not to eat that stuff! He must know ;)”
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Enya – surely those genetically modified tomatoes will help to end world hunger?
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Will some one please stop me!
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Can’t stop, either: There is enough food for everyone, without pampering the genes and not knowing what our bodies process. The food just has to be… what’s the word? …reallocated. Oh, help ME to stop!
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@ Alchemist – “I have NEVER humped the groun………oh, erm, yeah, ok, ONCE but I didn’t inhale!” Wahahahaha!
Will some one please stop me! Get ahold of yourself, man! You can do it! Ok, not that convincing because I want you to keep cracking me up!! :)
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Ah… he did what I was going to. Poor lad beat me to it!
Hello everyone, just… passing by.
RAmen
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@Alchemist
I’ve been neglecting my trolling responsibilities lately…too much going on…can make myself available for some fun, good old fashon mayhem tomorrow though if you’re interested!!!…Enya’s a vet huh…do you think she’s got a “green dream” injection…I know a Cat that needs to sleep more…eternal, uninterupted, peaceful sleep…nice kitty…
@Rowdy
“I for one was not actually upset with you!”…I know Rowdy…how could you be upset with the wabbit…*insert wabbit innocent look*…
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Pixel Pop Mar 30th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Ah… he did what I was going to. Poor lad beat me to it!
Hello everyone, just… passing by.
RAmen
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Hi Jr dude.
You still can do this! Start a revolution!
I’ve got to make a beer run in a few, so get going with it.
Ramen
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Hi Pixel :)
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Rowdy and Enya – fancy a trip to mayhem? FFS I can’t believe we’re all bloody professionals!
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Hey Thumper, glad someone else is on. It’s been forever since I really came here, a pity I know I’ve been missing out on all the belittling fun.
What’s been going on since I left? I’d sure love to go back to the good ol’ days, but it doesn’t look like the Church is going in that particular direction.
RAmen
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@Petey
There’s no fundies around, but I’d wager I could take ‘em on if they ever came back.
@Alchemist
Hey mate, how’s life treating you?
RAmen
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@Thumper â„¢ Mar 30th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
“…*wabbit stands ready in fire hat holding extinguisher draped in fire retardant blankie*…ummmm…not even any smoke…”
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Ahh…Thumper…you’re one of a kind :)))
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@ Pixel Pop – Glad you could stop by! Lots of stuff going on, frying pans flying about and generally all having a good time.
@ Alchemist – Can’t join you in mayhem I’m afraid. I’m already in trouble for how much time I spend here! I’m in trouble for everything lately though…*insert troubled Rowdy*.
@ Thumpie – It’s awfully difficult to be upset with a wabbit with that look!
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Hi Pixel :) – Pretty ok thanks – I’ve been playing silly buggers for a bit – got the bit between me teeth – playing for IWF.org :))
Need a break – must-be-sarcastic!
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@Rowdy
Oh yeah, I’m sure you’re having a blast. Doesn’t mean much to an old-timer like myself though.
RAmen
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@ Pixely – Yah, I’ve heard it’s not the same around here as it used to be. I was reading posts while TLM was here…everything changes, and maybe we can get some good discussions with fundies going again at some point! Even with the changes, I am still proud to be part of this group. I was wishing Curious Christian would show back up again though.
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I have the TLM.
He’s in my basement! hahahahaha
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Peter Popoff Mar 30th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
I have the TLM.
He’s in my basement! hahahahaha
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I just remembered what a fan he was of the Chemist and myself.
Yep, the good ol’ days.
Ramen
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@Rowdy
Now that we’ve decided to go off on some e-crusade/jihad against the fundies, I don’t know if I can keep up. The church used to be a big part of my life, but now I’ve got other stuff to worry about to.
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Ah… I can remember all the way back to Chad and Mr. Frodo, those were some damn good times. I can even remember when Thumper did his female-slavery thing and I was the only person on to defend the wenches… I was a hero back then…
*TOTAL NOSTALGIA*
RAmen
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Full pirate regalia to school, eh ? Not many steps above toga or top hat…
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Thumper â„¢
“do you think she’s got a “green dream†injection…I know a Cat that needs to sleep more…eternal, uninterupted, peaceful sleep…”
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Grrrrr….snarl….growl…woof woof
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@Rowdy
“I’m in trouble for everything lately though…*insert troubled Rowdy*.”
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Just tell *them* :() It’s good therapy :))))))
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Peter
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“I just remembered what a fan he was of the Chemist and myself.
Yep, the good ol’ days.
Ramen”
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Ya – good times! Good times!
Still – it’s all for teh Lulz!
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Life is a shit! It’s all we have though!
Fnord!
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Alchemist Mar 30th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
Life is a shit! It’s all we have though!
Fnord!
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I’ve also got a left over Happy Meal from lunch.
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Any chips left? Err…fries?
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@Peter – remember to lick teh wrapper :))
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Thumper â„¢
“do you think she’s got a “green dream†injection…I know a Cat that needs to sleep more…eternal, uninterupted, peaceful sleep…â€
Right, Pansy! Without a medical reason this stuff goes only to humans! Ramen!
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Five minutes to late! :)
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Oh Hell – I’ve been playing at the dark side again! What a set of evil fascist wankers!
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So, I just went to the trackback ” What happens if i snort xanax”.
They are selling the stuff, I wanted answers!
Stupid trackbacks!
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Quick question!
How many of you actually do something? How many of you get off your arses?
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We all thing we’re “oh so clever(?sp) – what have you done? ‘cos I’ve enough! It’s your turn!
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That was meant “‘cos I’ve had enough!”
really!
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Hey, I save animals, eat organic (but that’s out of egoism), try to avoid trash and have children… that’s enough… it’s their turn then…
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Alchemist Mar 30th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Quick question!
How many of you actually do something? How many of you get off your arses?
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We all thing we’re “oh so clever(?sp) – what have you done? ‘cos I’ve enough! It’s your turn!
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I sit I my arse, 24/6/265 (?sp) but I’m really good at drinking beer while doing so!
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I also eat cold fries!
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I definitely don’t eat cold fries… maybe cold Pizza
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Alchemist Mar 30th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Oh Hell – I’ve been playing at the dark side again! What a set of evil fascist wankers!
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I’ve too busy doing the aforementioned thingies.
Has John shown up yet?
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Enya Mar 30th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
I definitely don’t eat cold fries… maybe cold Pizza
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If you dip them in the cheeseburger sauce, they’re Ok,
Just drink really fast after.
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Prefer drinking. Btw fries never reach the state of coldness with me ;)
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@Pixel Pop
“I’d sure love to go back to the good ol’ days, but it doesn’t look like the Church is going in that particular direction.”…*wabbit sighs*…I remember Pixel…the abuse, the taunts, Deuteronomy and rock badger…heady days…I miss them to…I’m just one of the flock now of course…my wordy though if I didn’t enjoy being a wabbid wabbit fundy…even if it was just pretend…*wabbit sighs and reads over old McOar hate posts nostalgically *
@Enya
“Without a medical reason this stuff goes only to humans!”…sounds fair…I’m a wabbit and Ships Cat has an internet diagnosed personality disorder…a medical reason if you will…
@Wenchy
“Ahh…Thumper…you’re one of a kind :)))”…I hope so…otherwise someone’s been breaching my ™…
@Rowdy
“It’s awfully difficult to be upset with a wabbit with that look!”…90% of all communication is non verbal…*wabbit does handstand for Rowdy while wagging cotton tail*
@Pansey
*wabbit pats dog while concealing “green dream” injection behind back…
@Alchemist
I’ll be up early tomorrow…will accompany you to visit the Nazi’s if you’re keen…*wabbit goose steps to polka music while holding bier stein and finger across top lip in moustache parody*
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So, gotta go. Its already 10PM and I have a constant 7d/week living Alarm clock in my house!! Have fun!
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Enya Mar 30th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
So, gotta go. Its already 10PM and I have a constant 7d/week living Alarm clock in my house!! Have fun!
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G’nite to you!
Ramen
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Thumper: Polka, beer stein, Nazi… hey, should my nationality being made fun of by stupid clichès… oh FSM will my ancestors country never been washed clean from the dirt of this crazy Austrian Artist? Oh FSM, oh me!!
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go to bed and cry in despair
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@Enya
*wabbit hangs head in guilty manner and shuffles feet*…sorry Enya…Nazi stereotype was thoughtless and inappropriate…please don’t give me the “green dreamâ€â€¦.*wabbit does not intend to imply that veterinary surgeons are cruel to animals by use of the expression “green dreamâ€*
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You may be forgiven… I’ll pack the syringe graciously back (for now). *Yawn*, bed now, not as young as I used to be…
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@Enya
*wabbit presents large, half shaved, purple, irritable cat as peace offering*
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Thumper
*wabbit pats dog while concealing “green dream†injection behind back…”
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*Adjusts eye patch and smiles…showing big teeth*
nother link on name …may have already seen :))
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ps just came back to get forgotten wallet!!! seriously….pub time :)))
erm….. do they have pubs in USA?
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Hang on! That doesn’t sound right!
Think Wench Nikkiee wrote that ps :p
Nikki????
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Woof !!
Bugga! try this one :)))
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@Thumper â„¢ Mar 30th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
@Enya
*wabbit presents large, half shaved, purple, irritable cat as peace offering*
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Kinky!!
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Sorry Bryan Killian….habit!!!
This thread will now be returned to its noral (???:) channel :))
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err….how about “normal*…….whatever that is :))
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@Pansy…definitely no “e”
Wench Nikkiee???…impersonating the pooches Pansy and Pansey!!!…well I never!!! *wabbit slaps cheek, mouth and eyes wide…aghast!!!…ears back…”green dream” syringe dropped and forgotten*…yes…Americans have pubs…but they call them “bars”…*wabbit refers impersonator to old “Cheers” episodes staring “Ted Danson”.
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Bar be it then….))))
Ok now click…now!…not as amusing…. but one of my favourites
*walks away mumbling “bloody wabbits”
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Sheba……my hero :)))
Woof…. wag wag wag :)
Another link :)
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@Wenchy
Good bye Wench Nikkiee…have fun at the pub!!!…wabbits are people to…
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=:)
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R.I.P Sheba…some of us know :))
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@Wenchy and Pansy
…errrr…I couldn’t open the links…”page can’t be displayed”…hope I didn’t miss any fun stuff…wabbits are people to…
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Bugga…… try this link :))
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Think I might be late to this discussion, but as far as I know, in terms of religious gear in school, it’s for the most part allowed. You can wear crosses or stars of david (used to have one but it got lost somewhere along the way…still not sure where *shrug*) and a friend of mine wears her headscarf, despite the typical no-headgear ban; also seen a kid–don’t know him personally–wearing his kepa (Jewish version of the head-covering) around. I think exceptions are made on that ban for religious purposes; my friend’s allowed to keep it on for gym rather then change out of it and all that.
The only things not allowed religion-wise are those that cover up your entire body, like those…what are they called…tent-thingys Muslim women sometimes wear. (Not trying to be offensive, but they do look a bit like tents if you think about it.) And obviously if it has the potential to hurt someone else in the process…don’t think a Sheik could bring in his swords!
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All in all, for my school it seems like if it’s your religion and you can show that you really do follow it, not just trying to be annoying and get away with coming in naked or something (^_^) they’ll work with you.
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Speaking of the old days on the site, who’s the oldest person still around, I wonder? Anyone besides me remember the first round of Bobby’s Last Reply’s postings??
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Bloody hell Thumper….
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“I couldn’t open the links”
Just do it :)))
Wabbits constitute some of my favourite….erm…people :))))
RAmen
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Thumper
Go …Andrew Vachss….Zero…Dogs…Dog strories…Mary BethTestifies
http://www.vachss.com/index.html
RAmen
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http://www.vachss.com/dogs/av_dogs/sheba.html
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*sniff…sniff sniff*
RAmen
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*Sniff* Warrior breed :))
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“Studies have shown that the act of petting animals actually lowers blood pressure in humans.”
http://www.vachss.com/dogs/av_dogs/sheba.html
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@Wenchy
I’m trying to open your links Wenchy but it just aint happenin’…the FSM obviously doesn’t want me to see them…
@Pansy
I’ll give you a meaty bite if you agree to eat the Cat…
@Iron Gill Kidd (Gillian…if I recall correctly)
Perhaps we could open a religious school for Pirates (and their offspring) classes like cutlass handling, creative design (FSM of course), seafaring type ropey skills ‘n’ stuff, sailing…you get the idea…point is we send them home if the attend school NOT dressed in the pirate school uniform…that’ll fix all those wowsers out there…damn wowsers…
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@ Thumper – “@Rowdy
“It’s awfully difficult to be upset with a wabbit with that look!â€â€¦90% of all communication is non verbal…*wabbit does handstand for Rowdy while wagging cotton tail*” I hope it’s not too late for you to get this, Thumpie, but you have just made it impossible for me to even try to be upset with you ever again! ;) Mwah! You are fabulous my wabbit friend!
@ Wench Nikkiee – I have no idea what “normal” is but I’m sure that I don’t like ever being normal! Hee hee!!
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Umm…I love these dogs/people more than most of the two legged ones I’ve ever met ;))
Never pretended to be balanced/perfect :))
If even one person gets to one of the links…and comprehends it….I’m dancing.
I’m dancing any way…just to be putting it out there :)))
Happy? Who me? ??????????
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@ Thumper – Love your idea for a school! Fantastic!
@ Wench Nikkiee – Understand what you mean about dogs. My horse has taught me more about how to live than most humans ever did…And I certainly never claim to be balanced/perfect! :P
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Rowdy (erm…according to my moblie..I’m not very popular at mo …being harassed some people who I was hassling earlier to go to pub/bar…..erm I’m at home at mo :))
No idea why they are annoyed with me :)))
Shit happens !! :))
Worked as a strapper (racehorses …same name in USA?) for a few years as a teenager…thought that was my life goal at the time…NOT!
Not fussed on the racing scene…kinda ignored that angle at the time:(
Had a favourite horse at stables…nicknamed Spider…lotsa stories :)))))
Still a serious horse lover…too much sand here though…colic :((
RAmen
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Gone!!!
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To everyone… Since it’s the end of the month, at exactly midnight on March 31 everyone needs to say “rabbit” to insure another month of good luck. If you don’t do it, tradition here in the States says that the rabbits will come and bite holes in your car tires so you can’t go anywhere. So you better say it. BTW, Thumper is exempt because he is a Wabbit.
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Ohh nice things guys lol, lots off topic though.
And to a few questions asked earlier, the dress code is clearly defined in our handbook, and it specifically says nothing about, eye coverings, or face coverings, just head coverings, like hats and toboggans ect. ect.
If you check this news story I just finished up with a cool guy named Jason Bugg, he came to my school and talked to the principal, and asst. principal (Sarah Cooley), and he personally said she wasn’t the best person, and was pretty rude. But, he went to the school, and got a copy of the dress code, IDK if its going to show up in the internet article hes doing, which is here http://www.mountainx.com/news/2007/argh_suspended_pirate_boy_speaks
I sat down at work during my break with him and did an on tape interview blah blah.
But i’m sure the dress code might make it in the paper, which is out next Wednesday here in Asheville. But I’m sure the site’s article will say something about it. But thank you guys for supporting me, let me get you the schools address and all that junk
North Buncombe High School
890 Clarks Chapel Road
Weaverville, NC 28787
Principal – Jack Evans jack.evans@bcsemail.org
Asst Principal – Sarah Cooley sarah.cooley@bcsemail.org
Asst Principal – Berry Owens barry.owens@bcsemail.org
Asst Principal – Cindy Porter cynthia.porter@bcsemail.org
Buncombe County Board of Education
175 Bingham Road
Asheville, NC 28806
Superintendent – Cliff Dodson cliff.dodson@bcsemail.org
Asst. Superintendent – Tony Baldwin tony.baldwin@bcsemail.org
Asst. Superintendent – Susanne Swanger (she was an asst principal when I was in elementary school, and she was a biotch then lol, idk now, havn’t seen her in forever)
susanne.swager@bcsemail.org
Or if you want to send me cute stuff
Bryan Killian
5 New Covenant Drive
Weaverville, NC 28787
my cell is 828 712 2654
or just email me carnoco@gmail.com
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@ Bryan – I am honored to see you on this thread!! Please excuse the off topic stuff – it happens on every thread we have.
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Alchemist, [*Longish post alert*]
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Did you give the right sense about the Muslim TA here in the UK.
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She was dismissed for refusing to remove her veil and then lost her appeal on the grounds that it interfered with her ability to do her job.
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Which it does.
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In the UK we’ve heard from Lord Hoffman (usually a good egg with a few lapses) who said (in good egg mode) it was important to realise that ‘Right to Practice Your Religion’ doesn’t mean all day and every day every where you go.
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Nearly all the cases in the UK are showing that ‘right to practice your religion’ loses out (and should lose out) in most tie-breaks when head to head with other basic human rights.
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I’m saying I have a problem with Bryan’s school if they discriminate against minority religion (Pastafarianism). We’d live in a terrible world if religion were some trump card that allowed people to force marriages, mutilate childrens genitals, forbid people from helping others, etc.
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;)
I think Peter P is more liberal than me and further towards Anarchist.
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RAmen,
CNS
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Heres a pretty interesting pic shot off the coast of South Carolina by a US military cameraman
http://chamorrobible.org/gpw/gpw-20060808.htm
hmmmm.
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**Off topic alert**
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What happens when you let scientists get bored…
( http://www.newscientist.com/blog/technology/2007/03/top-tiny-creations.html? )
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Sorry, I just had to post it…
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**Topic alert over**
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@Bryan, you are one ballsy kid. Good on you for standing up for the faith.
However, I have to know, did you you just do it for fun, or to actually compare the treatment of religions?
Are there even any open religious references at your school?
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una benda da pirata come un burka? non ci posso credere!
bryan ti sono vicina in questo tuo triste momento!
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prettypic,
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Are threatening an air strike on Bryan’s school from a Pastafarian sympathetic Air Force?
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One half of me thinks “that’s terrible – Pastafarians believe in harmony and understanding and can’t use the stupidity of others as an excuse to bomb them”.
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The other half thinks “Cool”.
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RAmen.
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@ Jingles – Cool link! Off topic, but worth the trip. At least one of the people in the comments section has come here and posted…interesting!
@ prettypic – oh yeah, that’s a cool photo.
@ CNS – “I’m saying I have a problem with Bryan’s school if they discriminate against minority religion (Pastafarianism). We’d live in a terrible world if religion were some trump card that allowed people to force marriages, mutilate childrens genitals, forbid people from helping others, etc.” I can’t imagine what such a world would look like. It would be so difficult for people to get along; so much misunderstanding and anger and hate…I hope we never see that…oh, wait…
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Erm – the
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“Quick question!
How many of you actually do something? How many of you get off your arses?
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We all thing we’re “oh so clever(?sp) – what have you done? ‘cos I’ve enough! It’s your turn!”
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Wasn’t meant as an insult btw :) I really must work on my on-line communication skills :)
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I´m Spanish, I apologize if this is not properly written:
I’ve three close relatives (my father among them) who work in public highschools. Now I feel curious and I’d like to ask them if there is or there is not any rules about clothing in public teaching institutions. I guess there isn’t, in Spain, any general regulation, and that it depends on teachers’ tolerance.
Once, my father asked one student to remove his cap. The student used it to hide earphones, which was known by all the teachers. I think it was the main reason for my father request.
I have worked as a teacher in private institutions, teaching students that needed extra-help to pass their exams. I’d only have problems with them if they wear:
- something that interferes with their learning (two eye patches… :-)
- something that makes hard to identify them (maybe some kinds of sunglasses, caps, hats… definitely a burka!!)
- something that clearly incites to violence (a t-shirt with a swastica)
- something clearly disrespectful towards me (a t-shirt with “our teacher is a b*tch” written on it)
I wouldn’t include a student dressed as a pirate, wearing one eye patch, in any of the above-mentioned categories.
I have to say that I wouldn’t like the exhibition of ostentatious religious or political symbols, as I think people come to my lessons to learn, not to display their believes, but it is a personal judgement and I wouldn’t make any remark to students wearing such symbols unless they involve what I’ve alreadyexplained.
And, after stating that I wouldn’t make any remark, I recognised that I would prefer a eye patch to an islamic veil, as the last one involves, to my mind, the thought that women’s hair incites to sin. Here in Spain, under the dictatorship of Franco, catholic religion (in its strongest interpretation) nearly considered the whole female body as something made by the evil. My grandma would have been thought to be a total sinner and indecent woman if she had gone to school wearing, for instance, trousers.
Since then, we have achieved an enormous freedom. I wore whatever I wanted during my highschool and university years. And I want to continue that way, so no step backwards!
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@Jingles
I love New Sci (shorter articles than SciAm = more chance of me reading them)
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There was an article, phew – at least 15 years ago, about speed traps that made me widdle myself;
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Two cops were out hunting motorists in Scotland with a radar gun.
Suddenly they get a reading of 600(guessing here) MPH! A Tornado jet had passed over and the radar had picked it up. It broke the radar gun!
The Chief wrote a letter to the RAF asking for compensation for the broken radar gun!
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The RAF reply was a classic – something like – think yourselves lucky, the Tornado detected the radar signature of your speed gun. Classed it as hostile and would have launched anti radar missiles at the target! If the Tornado had been carrying missiles, it would have released them!
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I waaanaa fast jet! :)) (fully armed of course!)
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“Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Mar 31st, 2007 at 2:28 am
I think Peter P is more liberal than me and further towards Anarchist.”
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This is an outrage! Me? A liberal anarchist?
Why, I am one of the most conservative people I’ve ever known!
Geeezzzzzz I tell ya! :)
Ramen
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Now who is prepared to turn up in court dressed a pirate, to risk contempt of court?
Seriously the burqah that a few Muslim women iin the UK wear is a million times more disruptive than an eyepath
Praise to Saint Bryan,
a truely noodly one
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@Petey
Someone called you an anarchist, the audacity!
RAmen
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“I think Peter P is more liberal than me and further towards Anarchist.”
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Yeah, right, and I’m a devout Catholic who says the Rosary on the hour ;)
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@Pixel & Wench Beth – nothing wrong with anarchism! The UK is about to form a Ministry of Justice – subdivision of the Home Office! Oh sorry, Ministry for Justice!
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HAHAHAHAHA! – shit! The thought police are near :(
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OK folks – who are for a concerted attack? Aryan Nation!
“http://thefolk.invisionzone.com/”
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Quotes for a reason – wont give referrer id to them
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Alchemist Mar 31st, 2007 at 11:18 am
@Pixel & Wench Beth – nothing wrong with anarchism! The UK is about to form a Ministry of Justice – subdivision of the Home Office! Oh sorry, Ministry for Justice!”
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But me D?
We both know that I’m a hardcore conservative conformist.
Make no waves! That’s my motto!
Ramen
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Don’t remind me of those Morons, Alchemist, can’t stand too much stupidity… makes me unpack the ’special’ syringes again! But on the other hand… it’s too painless
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@Peter Popoff
“We both know that I’m a hardcore conservative conformist.”
Conservative conformist maybe, yet about to revolutionise the world in 2008 in a way as yet unseen in all of history! How can you call yourself a conformist when your first administration will kick off the most momentous initiative ever undertaken by any US administration?! Are you sure you didn’t just take a little too much of your own miracle water before posting that just there?
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I think we’re missing a vital point here.
If all it takes is one eyepatch to disrupt the learning process in our public schools, then we need to re-examine our educational system. If a teacher can’t hold the class’s attention in the face of that, they’re doing something horribly wrong.
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DutchPastaGuy Mar 31st, 2007 at 12:02 pm
@Peter Popoff
“We both know that I’m a hardcore conservative conformist.â€
Conservative conformist maybe, yet about to revolutionise the world in 2008 in a way as yet unseen in all of history! How can you call yourself a conformist when your first administration will kick off the most momentous initiative ever undertaken by any US administration?! Are you sure you didn’t just take a little too much of your own miracle water before posting that just there?”
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Sush, DPG hehe
I’m practicing to win over the right wingers over here.
See I have realized. We will need their backing to pull this off.
The slavery will speak volumes to them; I’m just worried it won’t be enough.
Anything new from my A number one policy writer?
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Peter Popoff
Patriarch Saint of the Tequilas
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William Anderson Mar 31st, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I think we’re missing a vital point here.
If all it takes is one eyepatch to disrupt the learning process in our public schools, then we need to re-examine our educational system. If a teacher can’t hold the class’s attention in the face of that, they’re doing something horribly wrong.”
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Hi, it wasn’t disruptive to the class.
It was the Asst Principal – Sarah Cooley,
That got her panties in a bunch.
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@Alchemist
Oh I know, there’s no harm in a little lawless chaos now and then, but really, Petey, an anarchist? I wouldn’t put it past some of the other people here, but still…
RAmen
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Enya – a few of us cause problems for them – when we can :)
Check out TOR network – you can change your IP every time you get banned! Gold-dust!
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Hi Pixely dude.
I know.
This is very confusing to me?
Ramen
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@Petey
Where are you man? You aren’t logged in on Gmail.
RAmen
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@Peter Popoff
“Anything new from my A number one policy writer?”
Well, not on policy, but I have been working hard. I have managed to bring in a series of large campaign donations. I’ve had some closed-door discussions with captains of industry of the jewelry and faishon trade. They are quite extatic about the giraffe initiative. With people developing hugely long necks, they’ll need many, many more diamond necklaces etc to look chique. So designers and manufacturers of scarfs, necklaces are set for a huge boom once the giraffe initiative takes effect. And they’ve put their money where their mouth is. Our campaign fund is overflowing!
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Just imagine the effect the giraffe initiative will have on the faishon industry. The catwalks of Paris faishon shows will never look the same again!
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LOL, DutchPastaGuy!!!!!!!!
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DutchPastaGuy Mar 31st, 2007 at 12:45 pm
@Peter Popoff
“Anything new from my A number one policy writer?â€
Well, not on policy, but I have been working hard. I have managed to bring in a series of large campaign donations. I’ve had some closed-door discussions with captains of industry of the jewelry and faishon trade. They are quite extatic about the giraffe initiative. With people developing hugely long necks, they’ll need many, many more diamond necklaces etc to look chique. So designers and manufacturers of scarfs, necklaces are set for a huge boom once the giraffe initiative takes effect. And they’ve put their money where their mouth is. Our campaign fund is overflowing!
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Just imagine the effect the giraffe initiative will have on the faishon industry. The catwalks of Paris faishon shows will never look the same again!”
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This is most excellent news! I was on the trail myself this week.
Wound up in NC in the bible belt. It was a very concerned constituent down there that told me to play the conservative card, a little more then we had been.
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I’m estadic over hearing your good news too!
It certainly will change the runway model business; they’ll have to give everybody stepladders to watch the models.
Most excellent!
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Peter Popoff
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I can’t believe it – the bastards are trying to block me already! Just because I have brown (light blond) hair!
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Do they not believe in free peaches?
Buggers!
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I have never been banned from a site before! (hahahahahahahahahaha – even I laugh at that)
The injustice of it all!
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Alchemist Mar 31st, 2007 at 1:03 pm
I have never been banned from a site before! (hahahahahahahahahaha – even I laugh at that)
The injustice of it all!
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A very wise man once told me…
about a half/hour ago…
It’s just the net, relax dude!
hahahaha
Ramen
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I don’t dare to try… even though I have blue eyes ;) maybe they’re not that dumb
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@Peter Popoff
Oh my FSM. Sorry to ruin the upbeat mood so fast after posting my optimistic campaign donors news, but there is serious trouble. Apparantly the Greeks are trying to steal my grand giraffe strategy. They’ve developed some intermediate species between man and horse, know as centaur:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centaur
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This is a blatant rip-off, let me quote: “The centaurs descended from Centaurus, who mated with the Magnesian mares.”. If that doesn’t convince you they’re trying to steal my giraffe plan, then what will?
Obviously, they haven’t really caught on to the great idea behind the cross-mating strategy. I mean, horses are hardly any taller than humans. With a horse-length neck noone is going to reach the cooler air in the upper atmosphere once global warming becomes rife. But it does lead to some startling conclusions.
First of all: I fear we may have a spy in our midst. We need to examine the entire Pastafarian congregation to see who the traitorous rice eater is. And since you’re pandering to the more consevative vote, I suggest the death penalty for whoever the spy turns out to be. Not something barbaric of course, we have a peaceful mind set. I think death by the horror of looking at 83-year old strippers with artifical limbs and horribly wrinkled skin is appropriate. Or drowning in stale beer.
Second: we must add Greece to the list of countries destined for carpet spaghetti bombing. The bombers that will hit Australia shortly after you become president should fly on to Greece. Whereas that country was once the cradle of European civilisation, it has obviously lost the embrace of His Noodly appendages. No surprise there, just look at the consumption of rice. While during the days of the ancient Greece there was not a grain of rice to be found in all of Greece, it is now commonly available in many ordinary restaurants in that country. It saddens me to see how deep that country has sunk. I think you’ll agree with me that firm action is required?
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Enya – the Aryan nation are always dumb – conditions of service :))
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and Enya – drop me a line on baccahnalindelight@yahoo.co.uk- there’s a small group of us – not all like me :) in fact none like me – drop me a line and I’ll send you an invite :))
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@Alchemist
Hahaha, I know you’re email. Prepare to be spammed mate ;)
RAmen
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Hi Alchemist, email keeps coming back with failure notice ???
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Enya Mar 31st, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Hi Alchemist, email keeps coming back with failure notice ???
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Hi, try this one….
notchemung@gmail.com
same group, different email
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You’ve got a dash at end of UK Alchemist :)
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I tried it without the dash :D
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DutchPastaGuy Mar 31st, 2007 at 2:01 pm
@Peter Popoff
Oh my FSM. Sorry to ruin the upbeat mood so fast after posting my optimistic campaign donors news, but there is serious trouble. Apparantly the Greeks are trying to steal my grand giraffe strategy. They’ve developed some intermediate species between man and horse, know as centaur:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centaur
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This is a blatant rip-off, let me quote: “The centaurs descended from Centaurus, who mated with the Magnesian mares.â€. If that doesn’t convince you they’re trying to steal my giraffe plan, then what will?
Obviously, they haven’t really caught on to the great idea behind the cross-mating strategy. I mean, horses are hardly any taller than humans. With a horse-length neck noone is going to reach the cooler air in the upper atmosphere once global warming becomes rife. But it does lead to some startling conclusions.
First of all: I fear we may have a spy in our midst. We need to examine the entire Pastafarian congregation to see who the traitorous rice eater is. And since you’re pandering to the more consevative vote, I suggest the death penalty for whoever the spy turns out to be. Not something barbaric of course, we have a peaceful mind set. I think death by the horror of looking at 83-year old strippers with artifical limbs and horribly wrinkled skin is appropriate. Or drowning in stale beer.
Second: we must add Greece to the list of countries destined for carpet spaghetti bombing. The bombers that will hit Australia shortly after you become president should fly on to Greece. Whereas that country was once the cradle of European civilisation, it has obviously lost the embrace of His Noodly appendages. No surprise there, just look at the consumption of rice. While during the days of the ancient Greece there was not a grain of rice to be found in all of Greece, it is now commonly available in many ordinary restaurants in that country. It saddens me to see how deep that country has sunk. I think you’ll agree with me that firm action is required?”
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DPG, Those Bastards!
It figures, someone gets an idea, and someone else tries to say it was greek mythology. Happens all the dang time! Arrrggghhh We’ll fix them.
We are doing carpet spaghetti bombing now? Sweeetttt!
Man, I’ll tell you what; if we can’t win this election on our own merit. Nobody will.
Yes, lets get some protection in hear ASAP! We need to hang all spys on clotheslines until the world sees that spying is a bad idea.
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@Everybody, please sign up for the Peter Popoff for Prez Mythology campaign, we are currently looking for COPS to police our ideas.
That made no sense at all.
Dang it! I’ve been sipping tequila since earlier today.
So I may have to wait myself to sound more sensible.
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DPG, keep up the Great work!
Everybody, I’ll be here in body for now…
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Thank you all for the support to date.
Peter Popoff
Future Prez an’ stuff
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@ Enya,
Check your email. :)
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@ Pixel
Hahaha, I know you’re email. Prepare to be spammed mate ;)
RAmen
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HAHAHAHAHA – not a chance my friend – I have more email accs than fingers and toes :)
Spam away :) – drop me a line! Really! Love to chat to you – feel the lulz :)
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Grrrrr… I just found a thread on the forum handling this, animated by people who obviously don’t know (unless, of course, I’ve been going through that thread to quickly…) it’s been discussed largely HERE. I posted a link, but I’m still not used to the fact that there is so little cross-over between the forum and the main page: sometimes, it’s like two different worlds… Like I said: Grrrr!
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@ Jean
I posted the link to it at disciples yesterday.
The thread from the main site.
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@Peter Popoff Mar 31st, 2007 at 4:37 pm “@ Jean I posted the link to it at disciples yesterday. The thread from the main site.”
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Re-Grrrr! Not the Disciples… I mean the F-O-R-U-M, you know, that thingy where main page posters get told off because they’re too loudmouthed… There REALLY is a cross-over problem here… or did that excellent Geuze eat too mutch of my brain cells tonight?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!
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Jean Bart Mar 31st, 2007 at 4:42 pm
@Peter Popoff Mar 31st, 2007 at 4:37 pm “@ Jean I posted the link to it at disciples yesterday. The thread from the main site.â€
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Re-Grrrr! Not the Disciples… I mean the F-O-R-U-M, you know, that thingy where main page posters get told off because they’re too loudmouthed… There REALLY is a cross-over problem here… or did that excellent Geuze eat too mutch of my brain cells tonight?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!
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Hahahaha,
Yes I know. I posted the thread that is going on at the FSM Discussion Forum.
Into the Disciples group.
MPT should be shot or run over or just discarded or something, he’s a joke.
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@PP
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Oh my FSM, it’s even more complicated: I went back a brazillion of Disciples’ post to finf your link, and mine is different, and more recent: the kid himself is not in it: someone else who, heard it over the radio, started the thread I saw… the mods over there were looking elsewhere, I suppose… now, I’ll go back and “interlink” both forum threads…
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Pffff, to find both threads…: they’re in two completely different sections, and animated by quite different people, and going off-topic quite a different way… I posted a “linking link” in both (text: “Related thread?”), but now I’m thinking: why bother? Those people are blabbing along, blabbing along. And NOW for some sleep!
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bitchin’! way to go Killian.
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I can honestly say, with His Noodly Greatness as my witness, that I had no idea there were any non-christians in the state of North Carolina.
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http://bryankillian.blogspot.com/
Cute stuff ;)
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@ DPG and Peter – I just want to set the record straight – I blatantly “borrowed” my horse’s name to post here (OK, just the “Rowdy” part, the “Wench” is all me!) but I promise that I am not the spy!!!! :) Just wanted you to know…
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Thumper
Myspace message:
“Error: You must be someone’s friend to make comments about them.”
:(((
Your ears look short?
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Did you have them trimmed especially?
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@Wenchy
“Your ears look short?”…like I’m gonna make you my myspace friend when you say such hurtfull things…my ears may not be pretty but they work just fine…*insert sensitive wabbit*
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freespeech………..yeah right!
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Hi Thumper :)
Well I just kinda expected them to be a bit longer is all :))
Nice tatt too :)
On another note I was just Googling April Fools stuff and came up with (on the first results page):
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“In praise of an alternate creation theory at Church of the Flying …
But nothing beats the April Fools day gag, perpetuated a couple of thousand … shown this display of the damage to crops by the destructive spaghetti worm. …
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/07/in-praise-of-an-alternate-creation-theory.htm – 211k – Cached – Similar pages”
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And then saw a link DPG provided on that same thread that led to some good April Fools Day stories
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http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/
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I remember we had a similar Spaghetti worm crop infection story one year in Aust?
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http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/
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#10: Planetary Alignment Decreases Gravity
“In 1976 the British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on BBC Radio 2 that at 9:47 AM a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event was going to occur that listeners could experience in their very own homes. The planet Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would counteract and lessen the Earth’s own gravity. Moore told his listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment that this planetary alignment occurred, they would experience a strange floating sensation. When 9:47 AM arrived, BBC2 began to receive hundreds of phone calls from listeners claiming to have felt the sensation. One woman even reported that she and her eleven friends had risen from their chairs and floated around the room.”
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Hahahahahahahaha
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@ Peter
“MPT should be shot or run over or just discarded or something, he’s a joke.”
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I asked JB if he could tempt old Troopsie onto the main page – he didn’t think it was likely though :(
I think he’d be fun for a few hours without the safety net of moderators. I know damned well I’d have fun!
A loud spammer indeed – Humf :)
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And Pixel – The anarchism thing. I know this will be difficult for people to swallow (tehehehe) but I do believe in laws. It’s just that I also believe they don’t apply to me. Or if they do then they’re more ‘guidelines’ and, therefore, optional :)
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(only me about yet – is everyone else at Church?)
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For anyone who hasn’t seen this -
http://www.comedycorner.org/
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check out (well, all of them but esp.)
50 fun things to do at church
50 Fun Things for Professors to Do on the First Day of Class
Gender Specific College Courses
etc
Funny :)
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@Nikkiee
It was ages ago that I read that decreasing gravity thing. Thanks for posting the full quote, nice to reread it. Although it does unfortunately underscore that people will indeed believe anything and attest to having experienced anything. Anyone here with a pair of paralysed legs who wants to go to Lourdes?
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@Alchemist
Oh, yeah, I wasn’t saying it was you who was an anarchist, I was just strongly implying it was you. There’s a difference trust me!
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I like to think of laws as something to have fun breaking and trying not to get caught doing it. I obviously wouldn’t try to get away with murder or anything, but more minor things that won’t hurt anyone, you know like hacking just for kicks and giggles and not doing anything wrong.
RAmen
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To Wench Nikkiee… that hoax is really funny! I hadn’t heard about it before. People will believe anything, won’t they? (snicker)
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@Pixel – I agree :) Murder is wrong (obviously – serious there). Hacking or Cracking is fun – not wrong. As long as we don’t hurt people ( well – sending a few folks up the wall and on the road to insanity isn’t *always* wrong) then I say go for it!
If we can entertain people at the same time then even better! You have one of my eaddys – drop me a line soon and we can go fishing if you like :) – it’s fun!
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@Wench Nikkee “One woman even reported that she and her eleven friends had risen from their chairs and floated around the room.†hahahahhahaha!!!
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Her and her eleven friends must be as impressionable as wet clay! It reminds me of a thing Penn and Teller did in their bullshit series. They spray painted a butt-plug silver and showed it to a woman claiming to have been abducted by aliens. She said they’d used it to probe her ear.
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Beastly
hahahahahahaha…just been looking at some of the animals listed on that same site above :))
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Antennalope
Kingdom: Animalia
Location found: North America
image Antennalope are a stunning example of cross-species symbiosis. These North-American antelopes have evolved to have metal antennas on top of their heads, instead of the traditional antlers. They roam throughout the American plains, constantly on the move, migrating to where radio signals are weakest. Because their antennas relay radio signals, engineers have been able to use this natural resource to create transcontinental radio networks. The antennalope were featured in a 2003 ad campaign for Nextel long-range walkie-talkies.
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http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/animals/
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And our own Aussie Drop Bears
Drop Bear
Kingdom: Animalia
Location found: Australia
Drop bears are carnivorous, tree-dwelling marsupials found throughout Australia. Their preferred dwelling is eucalyptus trees or gum trees. They are related to koala bears, though larger and equipped with sharp teeth and razor-like claws. Sometimes people refer to them as the koala bear’s evil twin.
Drop bears prefer to feed at night. They wait in trees and then drop down on top of their prey, usually instantly knocking it unconscious. They will then proceed to devour it. They will quite readily attack creatures larger than themselves, including humans.
The only known way to deter a drop bear is to spread toothpaste or vegemite behind your ears and on your neck. It also makes sense not to pitch your tent beneath a tree that contains a drop bear. A good way to find out if a drop bear is in a tree is to lie down beneath the tree and spit upwards. If a drop bear is sleeping up there, it will wake up and spit back.
Australians are known for going to great lengths to make sure that backpacking tourists are aware of the dangers posed by drop bears. Young children attending camp are also frequently warned of this threat to their safety.
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:)))))
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@Wenchy
Tell em about the Bunyip…no point in just giving half the story…
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Guys (Long Post Warning),
Here’s my preliminary draft for a letter to Bryan’s school:
Dear Sir,
America – the land of the free. So long as you’re a Christian. The rest of you we don’t like too much!
It is wrong to discriminate against someone because you don’t like their religious beliefs. Surely you’ve been taught that. Americans go around the world claiming some sort of monopoly on the principles of freedom and at home you behave like this. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I and many of my friends believe it is far more likely that the world was created by a flying spaghetti monster – when a bit drunk or possibly hung-over – in around 2 seconds than by the Judao/ Christian God in six days.
Many eminent scientists around the world agree with us.
You might think what Bryan believes is stupid. A lot of ignorant people who don’t understand our beliefs do. I think your beliefs are stupid and nasty because of the way you treat Bryan. On the other hand Pastafarianism (which is what we call our religion) doesn’t hurt anyone, hate anyone or start wars.
It is spiteful and wrong of you to persecute people for their religion which you might remember from school was what your country was founded on. OK, so you guys have been drifting off that recently, but that’s no excuse. You have an opportunity to make America what it should be not what it is and welcome pupils wearing full pirate regalia and other piratical garments with open arms.
Regards,
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Sounds good Captain :))
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@Thumper
I don’t know the Bunyip? :(
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@Alchemist
“@Pixel – I agree :) Murder is wrong (obviously – serious there). Hacking or Cracking is fun – not wrong. As long as we don’t hurt people ( well – sending a few folks up the wall and on the road to insanity isn’t *always* wrong) then I say go for it!
If we can entertain people at the same time then even better! You have one of my eaddys – drop me a line soon and we can go fishing if you like :) – it’s fun! ”
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Alright I’ll send you an email. I’m too lazy to look through the thread for it so could you tell me it again?
RAmen
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@Wenchy
I present to you…the Bunyip…very nasty when provoked…must fly…*wabbit flys*
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http://www.nla.gov.au/exhibitions/bunyips/flash-site/index-flash.html
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@Captain NST
Nice letter. One thing I worry about a bit is that it will be seen as an ‘outside attack’, ‘those foreign bastards telling us how to behave in our own country!’. But you probably shouldn’t change it. They’ll rip it apart most likely, whatever the exact wording.
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@ Captain
I think it’s an excellent letter.
I think it should be sent. The only thing that concerns me, is what DPG just said.
They won’t ingore it because you are an outsider. But they will ignore it because.
“They are right” and “You are wrong”. I wish I had a way to show you how very ignorant these people really are. When you are talking to hardcore baptists, in their own home town. They will tell you the color blue is really red because jesus said it is.
How can you get anything through to a mindset like that?
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If I didn’t exist I wouldn’t be here.
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@ CNS TBHNA – It’s an excellent letter, but I also agree with DPG and Peter. Is there some way we can deal with this without giving them more ammunition? Or is that just impossible? Peter is right, these people are very ignorant, and incredibly close-minded.
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To whoever is trolling this site etc. – if I find you I’ll fuck you up! No joke – I will find you btw and I will screw your head up – I’m a nice person – I’m also a complete c**t! – Play with me you coward!
Annoyed Alchemist!
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I get by by wearing a pirate ring and one of my three pirate shirts. I got in trouble once for wearing a bandana (something about gangs and blah blah blah. now I carry one in my purse which has pirate buttons). I get laughed at plenty but oh well. My art teacher accually made fun of me.
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@Alchemist Apr 1st, 2007 at 6:50 pm
“whoever is trolling this site etc.”
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Sounds like we could be in for some fun :)))
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@ Alchemist – A real, live troll hunt I get to see first hand! Woo hoo! I’m behind you all the way! Go git ‘em!
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@queenmaria Apr 1st, 2007 at 6:59 pm
“something about gangs and blah blah blah. now I carry one in my purse which has pirate buttons”
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How about cling wrap?
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@ Wench Nikkiee – Ooooh, cling wrap! Excellent suggestion! Alchemist will definitely need some on hand for his troll hunt!
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Woof…woof woof…
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@ Rowdy – I troll :) It’s fun! This fucker is causing serious problems though – between a damned good mate of mine and me – I’ll find the shit though – then I’ll play with them – and believe me – I CAN play! I cheat though :))
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@ Pansy – Good girl!
@ Alchemist – If you aren’t cheating you aren’t trying! Sorry for the problems…good luck with the hunt.
I’m out for a while…got things to take care of…
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Hi Rowdy
I’m more or less on a day off here today…for a small while anyway.
I’m up for some fun :))
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Rowdy – I WILL find them! I have a wonderful and fantastic friend – I will not let a troll fuck it up for me :)) – I really do fancy a “trolls at dawn” thing =))
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PS – why don’t folks face me one to one? I’m no Einstein! Come on xtians etc – talk, argue!
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“I’m out for a while…”
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:((
*wanders off to another forum*
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@whoever thinks they can get one over me!
I will hunt you down – I will not stop until I have found you!
When I find you I will play with you, then I will destroy you – you’ve picked the wrong person to play with (no joke! – you are my new obsession)
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@Alchemist
“Come on xtians etc – talk, argue!”
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Bit dead around the church at mo :((
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Want to find the traitor:) Fancy a chat :))
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@Alchemist and Nikkiee
Um… I’m a bit lost here… who are y’all hunting??
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Alrighgt Brian. It’s great to see your post here. I admire your courage.
Many people out there do not really believe in democracy, freedom and a true American republic as established in our constitution.
When a real American patriot steps up to the plate to defend the First Amendment you make us all proud.
Great Work.
Now youv’e got a forum.
Use it however you wish. Your FREE to do so.
Keep yourself safe.
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@ Wench Nikkiee – Sorry to abandon you! Not here for long…hunting trolls in my own head tonight. Being here would be more fun.
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@Alchemist
“Want to find the traitor:)”
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Sorry I got a bit mixed up there for mo…thought you were referring to someone from the other crowd.
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@Batman
Not sure
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@Rowdy Wench
“Sorry to abandon you!”
No need to apologise Rowdy…I really need to get some work here done too. :((
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“hunting trolls in my own head tonight.”
Don’t much like the sound of that Rowdy :(
Remember the Two Wolves
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@ Wench Nikkiee – Thanks for the reminder! I’ve been working on it and have been feeding the good wolf, and therefore making better progress than I have in about 3 weeks.
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I’m completely lost at the moment…
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Nikkiee… who are the two wolves now?
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@Rowdy… you better be taking care of yourself!! I’ll be upset if you’re not!!! Here, I’m going to go make myself an emergency rum&coke, you go make yourself and emergency whiskey… and then we will both be a-ok. Kind of. Hopefully…
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@Nikkiee
So, there’s no troll? Did the two wolves eat it? Or did it go away on it’s own?
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@ Batman – the two wolves are a lovely story Booty sent me on the Yahoo site. If I hadn’t gotten insanely delete happy the other day I could send it to you. I’ll see if I can find it tomorrow in the postings.
Well, I’d better get back at it…I am taking care of myself Batman! Better than I have in a while. I do have an emergency whiskey though!
See you all later…hopefully I can come back tonight but if not then tomorrow…
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@Batman
“So, there’s no troll? Did the two wolves eat it? Or did it go away on it’s own?”
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hahahahahahahahaha
Sorry that just sounded so funny.
The “Two Wolves” tale that Booty posted at group.
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I’m out too. It’s 1.30pm here now so time to get some work done…really :(
Catch you guys later :))
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@Wenches Nikkiee and Rowdy
Have a good night ladies!! Beware of wolves! Except for the friendly ones. Talk to you both tomorrow!! I’m going to go have a lovely bath, with my drink(s) for company… I have next week off, so might as well start drinking on Sunday!! WOOT!! G’night… to the wenches, the pirates, the trolls, and the wolves. Trolls better watch out… my goat could kick your asses!!! (See, I know SOME stories!!) =)
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@The guys (Alchemist, Batman, Rowdy etc)
Yes…it was my little April fools contribution…but I wasn’t Cripple…errrr…motionally challanged…
@Hugdaddy
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…what I meant to say was…that I think that you…
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1. Are of limited intellectual capacity;
2. That you enjoy making love with animals and immediate family;
3. That you are culturally inferior to swine (sorry piggies);
4. That your personal hygiene is inadequate;
5. That you in all probability have a small sex organ;
6. And that you should practice euthanasia on yourself.
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Sorry for making you think I liked you…loser…
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@Anyone…everyone…someone…
I cannot fathom that not one of you commented on my “Bunyip” link…unbelievable!!!…personally I thought it was a very nice site that explained in wonderfully graphic fashion the enigma that is “The Bunyip”…I hope that anyone who spurned poor ole Thumpies link visits “Down Under” and runs a foul of the Bunyip…it’s what you deserve for failing to note some very useful life saving and darn amusing information…
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@Anyone…everyone…someone…
I cannot fathom that not one of you commented on my “Bunyip” link…unbelievable!!!…personally I thought it was a very nice site that explained in wonderfully graphic fashion the enigma that is “The Bunyip”…I hope that anyone who spurned poor ole Thumpies link visits “Down Under” and runs a foul of the Bunyip…it’s what you deserve for failing to note some very useful life saving and darn amusing information…
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=:(
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@Bunyip Apr 1st, 2007 at 5:12 pm
“If I didn’t exist I wouldn’t be here.”
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Great link Bunyip :)) It jogged my memory to recall hearing a quite lot about you whilst I was living in Melbourne. Absolutely terrifying!
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hahahahahaha
your last posts weren’t up when I just posted Thumper :))
It is a great sight…so many different looking species too
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Oops, I just liked the comment at that place and never thought to look at the link. Sorry Thumper, made all that effort for nothing. But I think Australia has more than enough scary creatures in snakes and spiders and really doesn’t need to invent another one!
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Red DutchPasta Kidd
“invent” Invent??? We do no such thing!
@Thumper I think the fairies inside your computer machine need feeding :)))
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Sorry, Nikiee, so sorry. Having an off day I guess, you discovered them Right? Yes of course you did ;). How silly of me not to realise that….
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@Wenchy and RDPK
Yes…the faeries were acting up again…I managed to catch the all and fed them to Ships Cat…we’re getting on much better since I had him “fixed”…the “Bunyip” post above was actually part “B” of my April 1 message to “Hugdaddy”…thats right…I was Bunyip all along!!!…you’ve discovered my secret…the shame…
@RDPK
Bunyips are responsible for the disappearance of numerous European backpackers in OZ…be sure to seek appropriate advice from your travel consultant prior to any scheduled visit Down Under…
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I’m off to the land of nod…was in Court today at 10.00am for a matter that finally “got on” at 6.00pm…*wabbit stares at carpet for 8 hours*…I’m feeling a little woosey and need cuddles from the future Mrs Thumper…nighty nite…
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Ohhhh….I neally forgot!!!…my favourite Bunyip is the one on the skate board that races across the bottom of the home page…he’s small and you might miss him but that’s what makes him so cool…yet dangerous…you’ve been warned…nite…
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That kid is nearly a martyr! (he is still alive)
Maybe the Church of the FSM should make ‘Hall of Nearly Martyrs’ page as a tribute to all those who have been persecuted for their faith.
Way to go Bryan Killian, keep up the piratical behaviour.
Yarrr!
(Is piratical a word?)
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Although a bit off topic, I must point out that wearing an eyepatch served a valid function for pirates as they moved from on deck to below deck, as demonstrated by the Mythbusters. When walking into a dark school from the bright outside or from a bright classroom into a dim hallway, merely switching the patch from eye to eye allows the night vision eye to take over greatly improving vision in the dim light and not having to wait for adjustment. Perhaps the school’s energy efficiency lighting policy was to blame, and the poor fellow was just trying to see. Any eyepatch would be more functional that sunglasses under these conditions.
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To DrA… no, that is VERY on topic. This information should definitely be included in a letter sent to Bryan Killian’s school district.
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I also tried this at my school yesterday and was asked to remove the patch. My teacher had a laugh and thought I was just kidding. When I told her the patch was for religious reasons she said I could wear it in the lunch hour but said I wouldn’t be able to concentrate on the blackboard and text books without depth perception. She had a point, am I being descriminated against? Anyway, I’m off to school.
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Jolly Roger Apr 2nd, 2007 at 2:11 pm
I also tried this at my school yesterday and was asked to remove the patch. My teacher had a laugh and thought I was just kidding. When I told her the patch was for religious reasons she said I could wear it in the lunch hour but said I wouldn’t be able to concentrate on the blackboard and text books without depth perception. She had a point, am I being descriminated against? Anyway, I’m off to school.”
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I think that you are yes!
Put it back on and tell her it helps to keep the glare down from that cross on that girls neck that sits next to you!
Ramen
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LOL, Peter!!
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@Wench Beth Apr 2nd, 2007 at 12:27 pm “To DrA… no, that is VERY on topic. This information should definitely be included in a letter sent to Bryan Killian’s school district.”
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I’ll have a VERY CLOSE LOOK at that letter before I add my name to it… ;)
Anyone following the “parallel” discussion on the forum? OK, I won’t make too much publicity for the forum, I might get told something akin to the “Oh, will you stop sending people to the main page” I got from the forum’s newest spammer… Hahahahaaaaaargh, those teenagers!
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Wow, I leave for a while on a holy noodly mission and return to see my saucy brothers being percecuted for our religious beliefs…oh i’m sorry, i thought we lived in AMERICA! someone call the ACLU! can i get a RAmen?!
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I pay homage to The Noodly One and hope that my off-topic comment will not invoke His/Her wrath. Then on to my topic…
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I stumbled upon His/Her (do you actually know which?) noodliness one night as I was searching through Google for the correct way to spell a certain conjugated form of the word “numbers” in Finnish. For those of you wondering: Yes, I am Finnish and in my language we conjugate all word classes with suffixes. I can only think that i witnessed an al-dente intervention by The Noodly One and was always meant to discover Him/Her.
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Consequently I have attended school in Finland and will tell something about it. When I started in 1st grade in 1988, a normal school day started with a prayer. Around 1991 prayers in schools like the morning devotion were outlawed, I believe because we have freedom of religion and separation of state and church in Finland also. Already in 10th grade almost all students at my school and I believe at most other schools also would be irritated by the teacher of religion class when she, a priest by training, was biased in favour of protestant christianity. I and many others thought that being devoutly religious made her unfit to teach religion, as the purpose of the class is not to convert/reaffirm students.
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My first day of school during high-school exchange in Australia was shocking, as every day at this private school started with a public prayer in assembly or through the intercom.
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I remember reading about the Kansas school board decision a few years ago, and am very surprised to see the issue still alive today! I believe a story as silly as ID would not have survived more than a few days, if it were not a means of the FSM to finally reach the public eye and with the prophet begin a culinary concuest of the hears of all mankind.
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And my sympathies to brave Brian Killian for the very unfair treatment he has received. May you be one with the FSM one day!
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Shocking. Absolutely shocking. We cannot allow this discrimination to go on!
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Jolly Roger
Apr 2nd, 2007 at 2:11 pm
I also tried this at my school yesterday and was asked to remove the patch. My teacher had a laugh and thought I was just kidding. When I told her the patch was for religious reasons she said I could wear it in the lunch hour but said I wouldn’t be able to concentrate on the blackboard and text books without depth perception. She had a point, am I being descriminated against? Anyway, I’m off to school.
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Yes, I have one bad eye and have no depth perception to speak of. I never had any problems concentrating on the blackboard, books etc. I have no problems driving either. I just had to learn what the distances are instead of just seeing them.
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Hello Cottura 5 Minuti,
Welcome to CoFSM. Does anyone remember if Finland was on the most recent list of countries with FSM adherents? Can’t seem to find the most recent list which added Austria I think. Anyone remember what thread that was (or would just copy-paste the list with Finland added, if it wasn’t there already)?
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I just ran across http://www.becketfund.org, “to protecting the free expression of all religious traditions”. Maybe they’ll help Pastafarians too?
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What an idiot! lmao
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RowanB , Sir , you have wrong . We are not IDiots , we are Pastafarians . RAmen
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We stand united by the FSM’s all knowing noodliness!
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Thanks @DutchPastaGuy
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Added Finland to the list found in the “Ken Miller video” thread. The latest additions there were Austria and Hungary.
Argentina
Australia
Austria
Belgium
Brazil
Britain
Canada
China
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Guatemala
Hungary
Iceland
Ireland
Italy
Mexico
Netherlands
New Zealand
Poland
Russia
South Africa
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
United Arab Emirates
USA
May the whole world feel the love of The Noodly One!
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Wait, are those countries that the FSM hath touched with His Noodly Appendages. Cause if so then haven’t we forgot the good ol’ UK?
And remember, France is the Holy Land of FSMism, though I can’t remember why.
RAmen
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Ramen
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In the name of the monster, of the midget and the holy noodles.
Ramen.
Dear FSM,
We pray that thou forgive all the people who discriminate against us, and let them re-thnk what they have done to our religion.
In the name of the monster, of the midget and the holy noodles.
Ramen.
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@Pixel,
Kids these days, such limited attention spans….ok, sorry Pixel, couldn’t resists being patronising. France is in the list, the UK is listed as Britain.
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Ok, apart from me being a complete git to Pixel, we are nearing 30 countries. Excellent. If anyone from India or Indonesia reads this, please post your presence. Seems a real shame, two such populous nations missing out completely on the warm embrace of His Noodly appendages.
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I thought the ACLU was already involved with this case, however if they’re not the should be notified immediatly, i heard somewhere that they were but in the event that they were not. http://www.aclu.org . Sue those prejudiced bastards. Additionally, i’m going to school tommorow dressed the same way as should all pastafarians who wold TFSM dear to them.
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This is a serious situation, albeit it is funny that a kid wore an eyepatch to school. This kid was denied his right to express his religion and if Pastafarians cant wear eyepatches than Christians can’t wear crosses. It’s the same basic principle.
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We are an authentic religion (belief/faith system) and should be accepted as such!
The fact we don’t conduct worship inside a specially dedicated building makes no difference. Many xtian religions now conduct worship facilities online as in the example given in this article.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/6517807.stm
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O come all ye faithful?
“….St Pixels is an internet church, which offers prayers, daily Bible readings and a chat room to its online congregation. The fact its on the net does not make it any less valid than attending a church made of bricks and mortar, says Simon Jenkins, its co-founder.”
“St Pixels may fall outside of what is traditional but we still consider it a genuine church. It is a real parish of real people who don’t stop being members when they log off. It is not a second-class experience, just a different one. The site appeals to a whole spectrum of people, ultimately we are hoping to encourage faith.”
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Freedom of religion!
RAmen
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but wearing the eyepatch, would be no different than letting Christian kids wear crosses to school. I bet if the prinicipal suspended someone for wearing a cross, half the country would pissed, and marching on the school.
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Don’t have this problem in France where all religions are discrimated aginst equally.
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You should get somebody over there to do something, like agianst the original Kansas school board.
Careful not to become like Jessie Jackson where you blow things out of proportion, however.
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@ 14 year old Pastafarian
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“Careful not to become like Jessie Jackson where you blow things out of proportion,”
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What! – no TNT Bugger!
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Wanted to let you know about the Blog Against Theocracy swarm this weekend.
I feel certain that you have some thoughts. Perhaps the Flying Spaghetti Monster might wave his noodly appendages for our general direction.
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Hey, if any of you are bored, this guy needs to be taught a lesson. He says that atheists are fundamentalists…..sure to be lots of fun here.
http://puritanbob.blogspot.com/2007/01/fundamentalist-atheism.html
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Third Eye Patch
That be a piss take me thinks :))
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Oh glorious FSM – Please deliver unto us, your humble serpents, a fundie or two! Even an interesting troll would do at a pinch. I’m running out of spoof e-mail accounts – well, no, not really!
I thank you for mail.com and googlemail.com – for they are surely your work!
I bask in the…….
Shit! I’m bored! It’s 2150 in the land of Blair – I’ve been to the Pub – screw all happening there (ah, poetry again).
FFS – I can hear tumble weed blowing across the screen – I’ve got eight tins of Stella and a mind for mischief – please provide! Otherwise I’ll go and do something daft again!
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Out of interest – any Cthulhu worshippers around? I was only being friendly :) Every time I wrote *shit* the mods changed it to *spam* – I had to see what swear words were allowed – c’mon folks – have a sense of humour eh! Tossers!
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Cheer up Alchemist ;))
Remember we’re largely counting on you to bring us some sport :))
Well you put your hand up ;)
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What’s going on in the church?
Haven’t been here in a while. Did I miss any fundies?
RAmen
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@Pixel
It’s quiet on the fundie front. Although there was ‘A firm believer in god’ preaching eternal damnation for those who praise the FSM. On the Kansas school reaction to the open letter thread I believe.
I told him to open his heart to the FSM, but not to take it literally and just put that knife down again.
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@VirusHead Apr 7th, 2007 at 10:51 am
“Wanted to let you know about the Blog Against Theocracy swarm this weekend.
I feel certain that you have some thoughts. Perhaps the Flying Spaghetti Monster might wave his noodly appendages for our general direction.”
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RAmen
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I happily and traditionally dress like a pirate every friday whether or not I am at school, and my high school has given me only minor harassment for it. My school passed a rule banning all hats from being worn inside (a common courtesy, no?) around the same time that I converted to Pastafarianism. The school did try and get me to remove my hat, but al long as I refused to remove it and shook my pocket Constitution at them they knew there was nothing they could legally do.
So I violate the dress code every Friday and the school can’t do anything. It sounds to me like this kid is doing the same thing, and should get the same treatment. I’m sorry now that the school did not suspend me, for then I couldhave brought a lawsuit and set a precedent for this case.
Continuing my missionary work here in the boondocks of Tucson….
RAmen, all.
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I shake my head at the ignorance of this school.
It is times like this that we must stand together in the name of pastafarians everywhere.
RAmen
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I’m still curious to see if the school would apply the same rules to someone using an eye patch for medical as opposed to theological grounds? surely this is the very definition of discrimination….
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load the grapeshot lads…
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Though I’m a devout Pastafarian, I can’t help but remember the book “Nothing But the Truth” by Avi.
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Schools in the US are for training people to be obediant workers who complete tasks on schedule. Self expression is not beleived in the business world to contribute to productivity,and the bottomline. Those who rockthe boat are made examples of,and if they don’t conform,excluded.
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samba Apr 9th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Schools in the US are for training people to be obediant workers who complete tasks on schedule. Self expression is not beleived in the business world to contribute to productivity,and the bottomline. Those who rockthe boat are made examples of,and if they don’t conform,excluded.”
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Umm, I hate to disagree with you, but I will anyway.
To a very minute point, our schools teach people to conform.
As every school system in the world does. It’s part of becoming acceptable in a society. Somewhat necessary where ever you live. Like it or not.
To say that American school systems are stifling free thought. (With the exception of a very few bible belt schools). Is totally ridiculous. I am not sure where you get your information, but I do know you’re wrong.
Along with your line of thought, us Americans would still be fascinated by Russia landing on the moon. If you get that one.
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We do enjoy free speech here, but for FSMs sake. Be intelligent!
Ramen
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I’m a recent convert and don’t know all the inner workings of pastafarian priesthood, but Bryan Killian should be a Saint. I hope someday Bryan Killian will be my advocate to the FSM!
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@newavedon
Welcome to CoFSM, may you be touched by His Noodly appendages. By all means hang around the site.
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Why doesn’t Brian update venganza.org anymore?
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@Peter Popoff
“To say that American school systems are stifling free thought. (With the exception of a very few bible belt schools). Is totally ridiculous. I am not sure where you get your information, but I do know you’re wrong.”
I agree with Peter. In Australia the school system on occasion places to greater emphasis on free thought rather then “the basics” in some cases. Spelling and basic maths skills have suffered as a result. We do have to conform to rules designed to allow ourselves and others the best opportunity to learn i.e. I can wear my patch at lunch but I can really see the blackboard when I wear it in class, plus it does tend to be disruptive, I guess.
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Hey guys, just checking up on all of you. I do certainly hope that I didn’t miss any fundies while I was gone, it’d be a real bummer.
Nothing interesting happening, eh? Petey can let me know when stuff’s going on I suppose.
Good luck not doing anything!
-Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church
RAmen
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Oh P.S.
My girlfriend found this really awesome fundy, I’m gonna try and “invite” him over here, y’know for a smidgen of entertainment.
RAmen
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Hi Pixel :)
“I do certainly hope that I didn’t miss any fundies while I was gone”
There was one “true believer” here in your absence. One shot wonder though :(
You always manage to just miss them lately :)
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@Wench Nikkiee
Damnit, I always do don’t I? Oh well, the one I found is ultra-conservative (and I mean like… CONSERVATIVE!!!) and not too bright so he should be perfect for our entertainment.
RAmen
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Hi Pixley popsolie.
Whoa jr, I’ve been drinking again!
I say bring on the fundies!
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@Pixel Pop Apr 10th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
“the one I found is ultra-conservative (and I mean like… CONSERVATIVE!!!) and not too bright so he should be perfect for our entertainment.”
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Ooooh… stop teasing us Pixel….bring him on :))
I know you’ll do your best to do just that…being the dedicated Pirate that you are :))
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@ Wench Nikkiee – evenin’! (at least it is in the world where I live) Not much time to play tonight. I agree with you – Pixely definitely needs to bring us that fundie!
Go, Pixel, go! :)
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For a long time i have wished that a group of jehovah’s wittnesses, mormons or pretty much any other fundy group would show up at my door and “show me the error of my ways”. I would really like to argue with them. I guess there are not enough of those fundie missionaries going around in Finland.
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I bet though, that they will show up at my door when I’m just about to unzip a beatiful woman’s pants. That would be most fitting of jehovahs or mormons i think.
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@Third Eye Patch – thanks for the link http://puritanbob.blogspot.com/2007/01/fundamentalist-atheism.html
Hilarious stuff! I’m just loving the arguments!
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“But what of ethics? How is ethics/morality accounted for in an atheistic/evolutionary philosophy?” Am I to conclude that this person is saying that the existence of the christian god must be accepted for the sake of christian ethics?
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“Yes it is true people flew a plane into the WTC on 9/11 in the name of God but the atheist has no objective footing on which to stand where he can say: ‘9/11 was immoral!’ The atheist can an does say things like this all the time, but I would submit in doing so he is being inconsistant with his worldview and really borrowing from my objective Christian ethics.” Must stop rolling on the floor first… then comment… stomach cramps…
Wow – so the hindus, buddhists, taoists and muslims that condemned the attacks were also borrowing for christian ethics – which clearly is the only system of ethics on the planet. And there are no non-religius systems of ethics, right? Maybe ill just write 2 words on “The Puritan’s Sword” website – Immanuel Kant. That might be a good place to start.
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“In the Christian worldview ethics reflect the character of the Triune God revealed in His word, thus they are as unchanging and absolute as His character is.”
Ever since these wars by the Bush administration started, I have had this picture in my head of a devout christian going to his preast and asking: ‘Was he really serious about this “turning the other cheek” and “doing unto others as you would have done unto you” -part? And what about that “do not judge so that you yourself would not be judged”?’ Christians for military action and punishments for immoral behaviour are just strange ideas in my view.
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“Likewise on what footing can one society critique another societies morality if morality is based upon majority consensus within the particular society within which one resides?” Again thanks @Third Eye Patch – this is just too funny. I just can’t stop laughing at this idea that it is not problematic to judge for example islamic societies’ morals as long as you yourself have christian morals. Which are – of course – superior.
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I might have to watch the videos too… When I am in need of some comedy. Cannot take any more at the moment – the article cited above was already too much!
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PS. Posted “Immanuel Kant” at the puritanian website.
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Yes, you should take these websites a bite at the time. Or you’ll get an overdose of fundie-rubbish in your system, that might be fatal and cause death by laughing.
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@ RDPK and C 5 M – I can think of worse ways to die than death by laughing! :) Of course, the fundie-rubbish is toxic and therefore very painful…
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Hes not alone my school tryed to suspend me for 4 days for dressing like a pirate but once i thrented to call the ACLU they decided it was better to let me go.
I support you fully Bryan!!
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Um hey… did any of you guys get an email about some lady they’re trying to canonize over in Europe? I kinda glanced through it before condemming it to spam, but I was wondering if it might be a result of posting my email here…
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Alchemist, PP-off, or anyone else in the disciples that has posted an address here… any help?
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WTF? I could have sworn I just made a post!
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I’ve made three posts people, let me know if you’ve seen them.
Anywho…
That fundy guy I was talking about didn’t feel like coming over to get humiliated. I have some stuff that he wrote about himself, it’s pretty funny. If you wanna check it out, email me at dr.mcqueer@gmail.com
-Pixel Pop, Hero of the Church
RAmen
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Send it to me, Pixely!
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@ Pixely – Hi! Can’t stay, but wanted to let you know that I have trouble with some of my posts not going as well. I have started copying everything before I click on Submit just in case. Sometimes they end up going twice…but at least I don’t lose stuff any more.
Too bad on the fundy – he might have learned something! Good try though, Hero!
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@Jingles – yup, I got that one too – so did Peter. Hahahaha :)
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Has anyone seen this? At 49mins Richard Dawkins, the prominent scientist-atheist, admits that “we might all be wrong about the flying spaghetti monster”. Clearly touched by the noodly appendage. I see him wearing the full pirate regalia any day now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR_z85O0P2M
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To be honest, don’t watch this clip. Watch in stead part 1 of the same session, which is much more humourous in addition to being somewhat educational as well. If you are bored and have 30 minutes to fill that is.
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i wonder what would happen if i would bring parrot to school.
that would be awesome!
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No shit he got suspended; what fukcing religion belive something to do with a pirate.
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Hi Retartds.
What are you anyway? A retard or a tart?
Or a combo of both? i.e. a retarded tart? I get so confused with you guys on spring break…
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@ Retartds – a religion having something to do with a pirate is just as valid – if not more – as one having something to do with wine and bread being the blood and flesh of someone from 2000 years ago (and it’s far less cannibalistic).
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I plan to do a thing somewhat like this- only an eyepatch. I’ll make a point that it’s no different from somebody wearing a cross.
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i don’t want to believe in what’s happened…i only believe in our monster.
i hope He could reach that school’s head with His noodly appendage and convert him.
Bryan: we are with you , from Italy
ramen
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