Here are the current entries in the FSM vs IPU youtube contest:
Poem: FSM vs. Ipu
IPU-FSM War
Who will win?
When made up Gods collide
The holy war
Which is greatest, FSM or IPU?
Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Made while delirious with the flu
Contest ends April 1st, there’s still a few days to enter.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Of course, I vote for Her Noodley Tastiness and Divinity, especially with a puttanesca sauce. Please note, how ever, the growing schism. We forgive Her Not-Quite-So-Noodley-But-Probably-Divine-Emissary, Mr. Henderson, because he’s a physics dude, and isn’t big on the linguistics (although I assume he is big on the linguini), but pasta is, of course, female in Italian. I’m also sure there are many Italian pirates who looked really hot in their corsair outfits (The loose shirts! The head scarf! With Johnny Depp-like darkness, but not the fey-ness that’s mildly asexual! Good thing I’m sitting down.). Not that that has anything to do with anything. But the Flying Spaghetti Monster is made of pasta, and is therefore female. Just saying.
good speech, Foilwoman, Her Noodliness will approve.
and, C’mon guys, look at THOSE meatballs!!
Enya: Call ‘em melons and my point is made.
@Foilwoman
RAmen! I approve. Not that you need my approval, or anything. I’ll stop now.
Can’t believe the publicity the pirate getting kicked out of school is making the world. Really make a point so strongly
ramen
As I said on another thread, RAmen to Bryan Killian (the pirate who got suspended from school) for standing up for his religious beliefs. They are no different from the Christians, the Jews, whoever. I’m glad the world is seeing this! (Good publicity for us, too ;)
Does anyone know the ACLU people in East Bu — oops, North Buncombe? Are they taking on Bryan’s case? If not, maybe some of the pirate missionary ship money could help Bryan get a good lawyer? I’m a broke (beyond broke, but hey, we eat) single mom, so I could chip in maybe $1.03, but really, to protect the faithful and help spread the word of Her Tastiness, especially with a four or five cheese sauce (particularly good: fresh parmesan, romano, asiago, plus a bit of manchego and just a smidge of gruyere — really brings out the divinity of the one we worship) we need to help this young man (Bryan Killian that is: see post above).
RAmen
HAPPY PASTOVER TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD MEAL!
Hi Bosun,
We were updating the list of countries where people have been touched by His noodly appendages. Boatswain is the country that in some languages is called Botswana correct?
it may be, but boatswain to me is simply another way to spell bosun, who, on a ship is the one who calls the crew to attention with his whistle.
Ah, silly me. Ok, Botswana has not felt the warm embrace of His noodly appendages yet. No wonder that place is so hot.
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ps people on Ken Miller thread: later, much later.
i have a piece of burnt toast that looks like a noodle what do i do i have seen a sign. ramen………
Where’s Mike’s video?
Bosun is also extended to to chief bosuns mate, or also known as the Buffer. Responsible for seamanship and the exterior of a vessel…
It’s sooooo obvious guys, FSM is a hermaphrodite! The noodles represent male genitalia, yet the meatballs represent funbags!
No schism is neccissary, nor will one ever be! The church does not descriminate.
I’m way too late for the Spaghetti O’s, but I’m still trying to complete my entry.
I do have a preview posted:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xgSVA6OcU5s