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Thanks for doing that, Bobby. I know that lots of Pastafarians are really enjoying it! I wish I had the time to participate in the chat — anyone got an extra 24 hours a day they could loan me??
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yay. I like it a lot, don’t have enough time for it really, but chatter away anyway. So far I’ve had a talk on languages, movies, books, the weather and some nonsense. But all enjoyable.
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So thanks, Bobby.
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Beth, sorry, I’m a bit short on time myself. Maybe one of the pirates?
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@RDPK
Sorry, all the pirates are extremely busy chasing giraffes.
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DPG, do be carefull, they can give a mean kick and bash your head in!
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http://www.pastafarianizm.blog.onet.pl – come and see
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Don’t speak or read Polish, but I like the picture at the top of the page ami. Yours? If so, great piece of work.
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Will we be able to keep our avatar? I’ve already grown accustomed to it… Off-topic: the neighbours complain about the giraffes peeking into their kitchen!
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What about using IRC? It’s a scalable, open chat protocol that has ruled the Free Real Time Text-Based Messaging department of the interwebs since the end of the cold war. With large already existing server networks such as FreeNode that can handle hundreds of thousands of users it is really awesome compared to what you tried before. In adddition to easy to use web clients such as the one FreeNode provides (http://java.freenode.net//index.php?channel=enterthenameofyourchannelhere) there are lots of free (as in speech) irc clients out there for almost any hardware platform you could imagine, whoch means that anyone can chat from anywhere.. without a browser capable to run a special bloated chat system. Networks such as FreeNode do offer free, acccount based moderation/admin tools for large channels.
These free X-Chat for Windos builds are nice, http://www.silverex.org/download/ (*nix versions available in your distribution repository or http://www.xchat.org); and so is the Chatzilla extension for Firefox: https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/16/ . Lunix geeks often prefer (almost) perpetually running instances of Irssi in combination with GNU Screen. http://www.irssi.org/
/May the sauce be with you
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Sorry about the double post, i though the first one was lost, i forgot to enable cookies before i posted. (I disable cookies by default; https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/2497/)
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I like my avatar too! Will try it later…thanks for updating it Bobby! It’s fun. :)
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Is the new one up yet? I’m getting a 404 message from the link!
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@ Alchemist – Howdy! Me too on the error message. I think in protest I may go lie on the sofa. :) Not nearly enough sleep lately. Was looking forward to a fun night on FSM last night and got preempted by hubby with a dying very important server at work. He was up till 3am trying to get it going…it was hard to sleep thru the typing and cussing! Ah well…
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hahaha Rowdy :)
At least your husband is getting paid for it! When I’m up that late I tend to be spending money, playing silly buggers or chasing sheep!
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@ Alchemist – hahaha! Watch out for those sheep – they are addicting! Kind of like this site… :) And ya, he likes getting paid to play with computers! A hobby for which one gets paid – we are very lucky to both have jobs we love.
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Still no chat room… :( I guess I’ll go do something useful. I did try to lie down on the sofa but was still thinking about FSM!!
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I get an amusing error when I try to get to chat
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Well, I for one hope I still have my avatar there.
And what’s up with all the kids? They can chat, but they stay off the main board? huuummmm
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I’m in FSM withdrawal :’(..
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Updating the chatroom could be a good occasion for putting in the forum’s emoticons too!
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@PP the chat is way easier to keep up with.
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Also, how come it says there are 17 users online yet I get 404?
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It’s down for the moment St. Jimmy – I think it was killing the server so Bobby is installing a different, faster, one.
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@Alchemist
Buona mattina! I’m a big fan of my avatar to!…away visiting my dear old mother in tropical NQ at the minute…probably no chance for playing silly buggers with the Xtians but…we’ll see…they still fear the almighty round here *wabbit looks over shoulder for location of “mumsey” within house*
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@Alchemist
Buona mattina! I’m a big fan of my avatar to!…away visiting my dear old mother in tropical NQ at the minute…probably no chance for playing silly buggers with the Xtians but…we’ll see…they still fear the almighty round here *wabbit looks over shoulder for location of “mumsey” within house*
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@Red DutchPasta Kidd Mar 22nd, 2007 at 6:28 am “Don’t speak or read Polish, but I like the picture at the top of the page ami. Yours? If so, great piece of work.”
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They made a Polish venganza too!
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http://venganza.pl/
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Hi Thumper – I’m out soon – need my beauty sleep :) so I think I’ll have a night off from our little excursions :)
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Have you read the latest on Bob Woolmer (Pakistan Cricket Coach) – they seem to think he was murdered, strangled. I know that cricket supporters are a passionate lot but for FSMs sake!
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So that’s why it was down!
Wow I am really stupid lately. It’s the wenches I’m tellin’ ya they’re distracting me.
RAmen
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Hello Pixel :) )
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‘Ello lassie, what can an old guy like me do for ya?
RAmen
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Was just distracting you ;) :))
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Old?? 14 is not old ;)
Now 18…well that’s a different matter all together…just ask Gill :)
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I might be 14 but I’m old in the brain! Honestly if I hadn’t told you I was 14 would you have been able to guess?
RAmen
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@Alchemist Mar 22nd, 2007 at 4:52 pm
“Have you read the latest on Bob Woolmer (Pakistan Cricket Coach) – they seem to think he was murdered, strangled.”
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Not thinking now!
I agree…what the F..? Here’s to speedy apprehension of those responsible!
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“Police confirm Woolmer was murdered”
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200703/s1879497.htm
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@Pixel Pop Mar 22nd, 2007 at 6:04 pm
“I hadn’t told you I was 14 would you have been able to guess?”
Never Pixel! ;) ;) Never!
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@Wench Nikkiee
Well then, my point exactly!
Harumph!
RAmen
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yes, yes, 18 is so old….I creak when I get out of bed in the morning. Yes. (Actually I curse…waking up at 7:25 is hellll for a night owl like me!)
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I think I’ll actually try using the chat instead of just registering for it when it’s back up!
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Hey, what’s that blasted Peter Popoff doing here? I’m going to call the President and organize a nation-wide letter-writing campaign against this crap. Please post a sign that says “NO REPUTABLE SCIENTISTS LIKE PETER POPOFF ALLOWED IN HERE, DAMMIT.”
Thank you for addressing (and ignoring) my concerns.
Praise “Bob.” RAmen.
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Huuummmm, Wazzz up Patrick?
I’ll stake your Prez, and raise you two.
Ramen
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@Patrick Craig
You mean, you DON’T want a president who can ride a giraffe? If I was American, he would have my vote for sure. Originality is highly underrated these days. With all the lying politicians, and the pettiness and rampant stupidity, I would support anyone who was at least original in their ideas.
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@Peter Popoff
Not saying you are any of those things. Just saying that I would happily support almost any campaign that went off the beaten track. Your ideas seem better than most… you and DPG… too bad he isn’t American, he could be your running mate.
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So PP is running for prez then? I was getting worried he’d given up on the idea when no one was talking about it for so long
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Don’t know where to go now,
The Rational Reponse Squad chat room or here, hard to chat in both!!!!
By the way FSM is making personal appearances occassionaly in that room, floats around clearly visible in some people’s web cams!!!.
It’s very freaky we are having trivial conversations about secularism, the role of the veil in a liberal society then the FSM turns up and you just feel his power flow through the place
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Yes SP, PP is still running for prez, just sorting out his policies with DPG (unofficial campaign manager) The environmental policy is coming along nicely I believe ;)
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@ Booty – Hi! The environmental policy is so brilliant that I can’t wait to see the rest of what they come up with! :)
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Hi Rowdy! How’s it going?
How many hours until your friend will be here?
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@ Booty – Not a good day for me so far! Check the e-mail from the yahoo group – just posted a message over there.
She’ll be here in 6 1/2 hours.
I have GOT to clean the house and get cooking! Making a fabulous pasta dish for supper…
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Ok – will try to be around – might be a bit drunk by then though!!!
Trundles off to check Yahoo…..
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Peter Popoff, I thought *I* was going to get to be your campaign manager! I’m hurt. Well, since I’m American can I be your running mate? Heck, if women are running for president in ‘08, then certainly no one would mind a Pastafarian vice-president wench! So let me know.
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@ Wench Beth – You’ll have my vote!! :)
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Sorry WB! I was going to put that you were official campaign manager, but I thought that was common knowledge – DPG is only doing unofficial! ;)
Sorry for the misunderstanding. :( ;)
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Have I missed yet ANOTHER fundy on the site?
Damn me!!!
RAmen
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@Booty, PP
“DPG is only doing unofficial!”
WHAT?! PP promised the job to me! And very official too. It was in the FSM chat room yesterday evening UK time, afternoon US time. It would have been too early in the day for PP too be completely drunk yet. So I have his only-moderately intoxicated promise over a chat-room session that I could have the job!
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@ DPG – “So I have his only-moderately intoxicated promise over a chat-room session that I could have the job!” Hahahaha! I’m looking forward to where you go after giraffes…
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Oops I forgot – my bad! Wanted to say “Hi Pixely”! I had you pegged for a teenager, but more like 18. I’m impressed! We’ll have you thoroughly warped long before you graduate from High School! Go us! ;)
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To DPG… ok, you and me, at dawn, with pistols or cutlasses or frying pans — you choose — to see who gets to be PP’s OFFICIAL campaign manager!! It’s ok; if I lose I’m going to demand to be his running mate. But I’m going to win! I have Rowdy’s vote already so nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!!
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Davy needs his FSM chat!! I hope that I can keep my slick willie avatar. I miss real time (well ok not exactly) chat with all of my peeps around the world.
Also, if the missionary ship expenditure is kept small to start, perhaps our future could include a fleet!
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@Wench Beth
Frying pans it is!! I’ve learned to take frying pan blows from the time Alchemist thought I was moving in on Nikkiee. I will easily deal with anything you can swing at me. You on the other hand, will get your ass whooped!!
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Whew!
Somehow in all the excitement everyone has forgotten that I started it, and probably because I wasn’t paying attention properly – thank goodness no-one noticed!
And now I can stop talking to myself, if only those voices will stop…..
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During which countries dawn will this duel be held? I don’t want to miss it :))
If you want any tips on technique….
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@ Booty – sometimes the voices are really interesting!! :)
@ Wench Beth – “I have Rowdy’s vote already so nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!!” Wahahaha!
@ DPG – *claps hands* I was hoping it would be frying pans!
OK- back to housework. *insert sulking Rowdy Wench*
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@ Wench Nikkiee – “If you want any tips on technique….” HAHAHAHA!!!
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@Booty
“And now I can stop talking to myself, if only those voices will stop…..”
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Just humour them Booty….they’ll get bored soon enough :))
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Wenches! Pirates! Good grief!
How on earth will we ever rule the world, if we can’t even take over err’ I mean hold the Presidency of America without fighting amongst ourselves?
Let us work this out without fry pans! For crying out loud!
Wench Beth; I want you to be my right hand person, procurer of Mistresses, and other most important thingies!
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DPG, Of course you must be my policy writer! Who else but you understands, entirely. The need to bring back slavery, the importance of human/giraffe trampoline mating, while also understanding the value of a good cigar? I mean really, your ideals are so in tune with mine, and your ability to put thought to pen is nothing short of genius!
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At, everybody, when elected… yes I said when, not if. I promise all Wenches and Pirates equal title in the Throneship?
Yeah, I like that word. So lets all fight together against global warming, poverty, healthcare, immigration, Christians, Jews, Moslems, Hindus, those goofy assed Scientologists, ugly babies, ugly men, ugly women, heck, everything ugly.
Let us make this a beautiful world for most of us!
Thank you for listening to me today, and for FSM’s sake; let’s save the fry pans for use against our enemas!
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This message was posted at 6:26 PM Peter Popoffs office time, while still in a somewhat sober state of mind, it is representative of my thoughts at this time.
Now, can we pleasssseeee get back to the issues at hand?
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Again, thank you for your support
Peter Popoff
Future Prez an’ stuff…
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Hmmm, a definite technical difficulty… time zones. Forgot about that. We might have to virtually whack each other with frying pans at a designated time. And yes, Wench Nikkiee, I need all the tips I can get! I’ve never been in a fight before, let alone a duel!
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Whoa, looks like our posts crossed, PP. Ok, DPG, I’ll call a truce if you will and go back to procuring mistresses. Looks like PP is much more enlightened than the average bear and is giving us all equal power. SEE, THIS IS WHY PETER POPOFF NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT!! Do any of the other candidates even come CLOSE?? A big, hearty NO to that one!
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No problem Wench Beth….a few directions from me and it will be a battle royale which will go down in history :))
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Thank you so much, Wench Beth.
I feel confident that DPG will also agree with you!
Now, let us drink and think!
Ramen
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Ok, Wench Beth, I’ll let the frying pan cool down again (had been heating it to red hot temperature, to fry anyones bottom whose came into contact with it).
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Thank you so much also! DPG!
See what a peaceful world we are aready developing?I am humbled to have such an agreeable group of leaders.
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Free Miracle Water for all….
P.P.
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@ everyone – *claps hands* no frying pan duel! Woo hoo! I love being supportive of people’s decisions… :)
@ Peter – you have my vote my friend! You have the best platform of anyone running for office that I’ve ever seen.
Back to the grindstone…the house is much cleaner but lots more to go…
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@ Peter – I may have to lay off (OK maybe not entirely) the “miracle water” tonight! The stuff I had last night really kicked me in the head! :)
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To DPG… Ouch! I’m glad we’re not dueling. I do NOT want a big frying pan-shaped burn mark on my butt!!
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To Rowdy… let us know when Sara arrives! Too bad the chat room is still closed, but we can all talk here (or on any thread you choose).
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Or on the FSM group, of course! She’ll want to see all the lovely pictures and links we’ve got ;)
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@PP
“So lets all fight together against global warming, poverty, healthcare, immigration, Christians, Jews, Moslems, Hindus, those goofy assed Scientologists, ugly babies, ugly men, ugly women, heck, everything ugly.”
Have you been looking at governor Schwarzeneggers campaign? He too had policies like being ‘pro good stuff’, ‘anti bad stuff’, see
http://www.welovearnold.com
Of course his campaign team has absolutely NOTHING on me.
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@Everyone
So you people transform the “FSM Chat Update” thread into a chat room, the real chat room not havin been opened yet?
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Just temporarily, JB. Rowdy Wench has a friend coming to visit and she wants to show her around our FSM world. So if we want to say hi, this is where we can do it (or on the Yahoo group).
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@ Wench Beth – Sara is here – going to get her caught up. Starting with Peter’s platform! :)
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Excellent! Have fun, you two!
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@ JB – What are a group of pirates and wenches to do? We have to communicate somehow! :) Off on a tour…
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DutchPastaGuy Mar 23rd, 2007 at 5:16 pm
@PP
“So lets all fight together against global warming, poverty, healthcare, immigration, Christians, Jews, Moslems, Hindus, those goofy assed Scientologists, ugly babies, ugly men, ugly women, heck, everything ugly.â€
Have you been looking at governor Schwarzeneggers campaign? He too had policies like being ‘pro good stuff’, ‘anti bad stuff’, see
http://www.welovearnold.com
Of course his campaign team has absolutely NOTHING on me.
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DPG, He’s a “women hating Hitler lover” What a sad sad person, We should use his example though, idiots will follow anybody!
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Heck, that just made our job easier!
Ramen
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Jean Bart Mar 23rd, 2007 at 5:17 pm
@Everyone
So you people transform the “FSM Chat Update†thread into a chat room, the real chat room not havin been opened yet?
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Nah, we used to BS here at the CoFSM Jean, it has been awhile though.
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I lived in CA when Arnie was running for governor. Everyone, and I mean everyone (not me, though) voted for him because he was “The Terminator”. The Republicans didn’t have to campaign at all!
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@Wench Beth
I saw a documentary (by the daughter of Nancy Pelosi I believe) about Schwarzeneggers campaign. The busses in his entourage all had names of Schwarzeneggers movies. His was called The Terminator. In a nice bit of humour, the journalists were on busses called Predator 1 and Predator 2.
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To DPG… that is pathetic but it was worse than even that. In his speeches he constantly used the catch lines from his movies to make his political points. Now don’t get me wrong — I absolutely LOVE any Arnie movies — but wanting to be governor… now THAT’S an idea that ought to have been terminated. (ha ha)
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Maybe we should make a movie about Pirates and Wenches, beating each other to death with frying pans.
I will have to beat everybody though, and call myself The Popoffinator!
The wheels are spinning now! Oh boy.
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To PP… LOL, ROTF, LMAO, etc.!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t stop laughing!!!
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@ Peter – WAHAHAHA!!! Drink more! The plot will get even funnier!
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Has anyone seen Ships Cat? He survived the exchange with Momma Chinee Restoront thankfully…wanted Wench Sara to meet him!
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I have not seen Ships Cat at all today :( Maybe he’ll see the posts and reappear!
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@ Wench Beth – I hope so!
Where is everyone else? I hope Alchemist can take a break from trolling to visit us…maybe Thumpie can come by too.
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(tiny little voice:) I’m here…
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A lot of people are asleep; remember that it’s 2:15 AM in Europe and I-have-no-idea in Australia. Wish we had their phone numbers; we could call them all and wake them up! Hee hee!
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(tinier little voice:) I’m still here, but I’m also on the forum, and on the Disciples group. That makes me tiny, “like butter spread on too much bread” (c’mon, name the book aI stole this from!)
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@ JB – And it’s late for you too! Thanks again for the great welcome on the yahoo site. We both got a kick out of it! ;)
@ Wench Beth – yeah, the time zone thing again…dang it!
Gonna be time for dinner soon – I spent about 2 hours on it earlier! A yummy pasta dish with homemade tomato sauce!
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Yummy! I’ll be there in, oh, about 8 hours if I drive fast? (ha ha) I think I’m the closest Pastafarian to you, actually, being in Albuquerque!
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To JB… I give up, what is “like butter spread on too much bread†from?
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@ Wench Beth – we’ll have leftovers! :) Catch you guys later! RAmen to everyone!
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RAmen, Therese and Sara!! :)))
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LOTR ! ! ! ! ! I think Bilbo says it, about the influence of the Ring… LOTR ! ! ! ! !
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Oh! I should have known that! Duh!!! *smacks herself on the head with a wet spaghetti noodle*
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Keep smacking, I’m off (1:34 here) ;)
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Good night, sweet prince!
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Hi Rowdy – I lost my DSL again! The sods hung up on me when I got sarcastic! Not nasty either – bastards!
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Tiscali = Satan!
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@Wenches Beth and Rowdy
Meow!…
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@ Ships Cat – Hi my friend!!! Thanks for coming out to play! We can’t stay long but we’ll be in and out.
@ Alchemist – sorry! Darn them for ruining your fun like that.
We’ll be back in a bit…
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Ok people, I think I’lll leave it for today as well. ‘Night.
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@Rowdy
Meow!…Thumper’s got me at a pound run by the department of corrections while him and his wench live it up on holidays…I guess he’s more of a dog wabbit…meow…meow…meow…I wonder if they’ll “put me to sleep” if he’s not back in 5 days????
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Good night, DPG!
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Ships Cat, I will rescue you! Tell me where they’re keeping you and I’ll sneak in and save you. Cats should be treated like kings and queens, always!
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@ Ships Cat – Darn that Thumper! Wascally wabbit has done it again. He’d better be back. Wench Beth, count me in on the resue!
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Count me in too, Wench Beth and Rowdy Wench! I want to help rescue Ships Cat. That mean Thumper dumped me for “the future Mrs. Thumper” (sulk, sulk) so Pepe Le Peu and I will assist in the secret release of our friendly cat!!
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@ Flower – thank you sweetheart! Boy Thumpie is going to be in some trouble with a whole group of us! :)
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Thumper is gonna get THUMPED!!
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@Ships Cat Mar 23rd, 2007 at 6:57 pm
“Meow!…Thumper’s got me at a pound run by the department of corrections while him and his wench live it up on holidays…I guess he’s more of a dog wabbit…meow…meow…meow…I wonder if they’ll “put me to sleep†if he’s not back in 5 days????”
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Want me to call Pansy and Burke Ships Cat?
They know how to help. Click my link.
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@ Wench Nikkiee – More troops to rescue our purple feline friend! Yay!
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Have a legal rep for Ships Cat standing by if Thumper is not back as well :) Has already tried a death row case along these lines :)
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Rowdy has been a long morning here…will make a point of catching up with you properly next round :) Have to log off now and do some yard work…the Triffids are invading :( They are getting very close now…I’m getting worried :(
Eeeeek…….help…….
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Just have time to…Animal Liberation Front will be standing by Ships Cat…don’t fret..
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@ Wench Nikkiee – make sure to take your wenchly cutlass so you can cut the stingers off the Triffids when they attack! :) Catch you later!
Boy will Thumper have an indignant group of wenches to deal with! Hee hee!
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Count me in as well wenches! Thumper you naughty wabbit! Dumping Ships Cat in a pound and leaving lovely Flower…. Bad boy.
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News flash!!!
“Flying Spaghetti Monster Wenches War on Wabbit Thumper”
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Trouble is brewing this early am over the unlawful imprisonment or a purple haired cat……sources say…..
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Hi Red DutchPasta Kidd :)
How’s things?
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Someone call? Cash up front!
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@ABC News
Meow!…I’ve got heaps of dirt on the wabbit…but what I know isn’t cheap…can I get on TV?
@The Wenches
It’s about time someone stood up to that nasty wabbit…I’ve been suffering in silence for far too long…I’m a second class animal…once I get out of here (much harder than when I went in)…I’m going to find my self a spinster who’ll feed me fried fish…
@Flower
The wabbits conduct in this matter is unconscionable…I don’t think he ever did care about you…too busy with his hot blonde floozy!!!
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Morning all!
Glad you had fun last night – time zones are such a pain in the arse!
Tell Thumper I will have a nice pot of stock bubbling on the stove ready for him, Ship’s Cat – that will get him to sort himself out :>
So, what’s everyone doing for the weekend?
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Ships Cat
“I’m a second class animal”
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A second class animal?
Hmmm…will require a more…err… intricate approach more difficult to represent!
Will be rather expensive I’m afraid. I see you may have a some character witnesses here to speak on your behalf….are they reliable and upstanding personages?
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Blumberg
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Woof…woof woof
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@Booty
“So, what’s everyone doing for the weekend?”
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It’s Sunday night here Booty *sniff*
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@Blumberg Animal Legal Aid Representative
Thumper controls me via my finances…do you think we could do this “pro bono”…perhaps a “Hogan Order”???…or wait for my “tell all” cheque…I might need an agent…know anyone???
@Booty
Fantastic!!!…I’ll tell him the pot’s an all you can eat carrot and potato anti lizard mind control eatery…he might think he’s an intellectual giant but frankly he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed…
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Ships Cat
“do you think we could do this “pro bono†”
Afraid I’m not familiar with any of those terms kitty. Only one I know is cash. Is it possible that maybe some of your supporters here could take up a collection and deposit it into my swiss bank account?
Perhaps, for a little extra on top of my fee I could have a word with with ABC News regarding an advance on the “tell all”. No doubt, if they had my word on the validity of outright depravity commonly practiced by Mr Thumper, myself being a most eminent QC, they would issue an advance.
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“frankly he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed…”
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Couple of tinnies short of a six-pack is he Ships Cat?
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If you click on my link Ships Cat, you will see that my services are well worth my fee. I not only win my cases, but set legal precedents.
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Ships Cat….have no fear…we’ll get you out :))
Pansy? Come on..lights out
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I know I’m more than a little late, but this is in response to PP’s platform of “getting rid of everything ugly”…
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Who’s scale of “ugly” are we going by? Like… what if one of your own pirates (me) isn’t overly attractive, or at least has convinced themselves (myself) of that opinion? Will they (I) get thrown overboard with the rest of the garbage?
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Arthur, as a pirate you are exempt (or should be). You will of course be saved by the FSM.
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Nikkiee, bit busy. But it’s saturday evening here so I have a bit of weekend left. Been buying quite a load of dvd’s so i’ll spend sunday watching movies and checking if the chat allready works. I always seem to post when the rest of you are asleep or working :).
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The Peter Popoffs and the Batmen, they are all christians who love Martha Stewart. My point is, the Flying Spaghetti Monster MUST enter the political arena, for there is no solution like the one where a supernatural entity interferes actively with a government’s totalitarian hold on its victims – er, I mean, “constituents.”
BTW, picked up the Gospel last night. I haven’t had time to read it at all yet, but I know that every word is true.
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Arthur Mar 24th, 2007 at 9:36 am
I know I’m more than a little late, but this is in response to PP’s platform of “getting rid of everything uglyâ€â€¦
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Who’s scale of “ugly†are we going by? Like… what if one of your own pirates (me) isn’t overly attractive, or at least has convinced themselves (myself) of that opinion? Will they (I) get thrown overboard with the rest of the garbage?”
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That is a very fair question, I’m glad you asked it!
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We feel “ugly” is more of a feeling then a physical appearance,
Kind of like… he had a nasty “ugly” disposition.
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We feel physical beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and with so many of us having our own eyes. How could we possibly judge who or who isn’t attractive?
Hope this helps.
Ramen
P.P.
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“Patrick Craig Mar 24th, 2007 at 10:05 am
The Peter Popoffs and the Batmen, they are all christians who love Martha Stewart.”
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You’re just weird.
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Morning Peter – I’ve been a bad boy again :)
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Hi, Alchemist, I’ve been trying to catch up all those posts, yes, it seems you’ve been a shit. :)
Ramen
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Hahaha – even worse now -I’ve got a myspace profile! Honey trap!
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Oh crap! Hahaha.
One of these days, I’m a little busy right now, won’t be on long.
But anyway, We’ll have to hit the topix board. It’s always active, they won’t bounce you out, Believe me.
I’ll find us a good target there, that we’ll keep us busy for hours.
Ramen
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Ok By me :))
I’m a fifteen y/o fillie on myspace – hope to catch some nasty people :( and get them on camera!
Nice to chat to you again BTW :)
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Hello everyone, haven’t been on in a while, what’s goin on?
RAmen
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Hi Pixel :) you ok my man :)
Not a lot! – I’ve been out and about a bit :) Think Peter and I might have made-up, so that’s good news anyway.
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@Alchemist
Wenches, gotta love ‘em. Just got back together with a girl so we’ve been spending some time together.
You know what I mean.
RAmen
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@Patrick Craig
Well, I’m kind of stumped… can’t tell if you are attempting to be insulting or not. I hate Martha Stewart, and I am certainly not a Christian… I don’t get it. Is that meant to be funny? I’m having a bit of a rough day… can anyone here explain this to me?
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@Alchemist
Good morning/afternoon. How’s it going today? Good to see you and the Peter (yes Peter, as the future prez, I have decided to give you a title. You are THE Peter now) are talking again. Anything good and fun going around today? I just need to go change out of my PJ’s, and then I’ll be back if anyone wants to play.
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@Pixel – must admit I prefer Wenches over sheep any time! Well, unless it’s a full moon :)
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Batman – it was boring last night :( not here – the target! No one at home – boohoo) I’m going to pop onto the site you know later – a few others have indicated they might too :))
Hail Eris!
RAmen!
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@Alchemist
Poor you. =( Nobody to play with… Well, if nobody is around, I will see to my chores… cleaning and laundry and such. Will be back later.
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Try not to destroy too many sheep…
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“Alchemist Mar 24th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
@Pixel – must admit I prefer Wenches over sheep any time! Well, unless it’s a full moon :)”
*nervously looks up current lunar phase*
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where did the chat go?..i havent checked in awhile, but its been more than 24 hrs since the 21st!
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@Alchemist
Hi Alchemist :))
“must admit I prefer Wenches over sheep any time! Well, unless it’s a full moon :)”
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Awww…Alchemist.. does that mean you are cutting down to practicing your…err… hobby to once a month now? ;) :))
Will be nice to have room to walk around in the cellar again :)
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Baaaaa!
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@bluesheep Mar 24th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
“*nervously looks up current lunar phase*”
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Hahahahahahahahahaha….
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Nickiee – I MUST get to 100 posts! Have too :) ’tis a goal of mine now :) Must stop reading the “Psychopaths Bible” otherwise I’ll send a (*) to them :)
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Meow! Thumper said I was soooo ugly that I was the cat that Mamma Chinee rejects…
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@Alchemist Mar 24th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
“Nickiee – I MUST get to 100 posts! Have too :) ’tis a goal of mine now :) Must stop reading the “Psychopaths Bible†otherwise I’ll send a (*) to them :)”
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Err…que?
Good luck….may the force be with you ;)))
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Alchemist
“Err…que?”
Just joking :))
Hail Eris
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Hello all,
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Haven’t been around much because I’ve been busy with the book pledge (to get Dawkins book sent to every UK MP). And it will succeed for sure! Only 8 to go out of 645. Probably just an hour or two now and it’s there. Woohoo!
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In connection with the book project various people have been lobbying organisations like the National Secular Society to spread the news among their members. As one of them I got a forwarded email from the NSS Newsletter that contained this passage:
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“In a notable exception from your usual high standard, I note that in the 16 March issue of Newsline, under the headline ‘Australia’s drought is because people don’t believe in Allah, says cleric’, ”
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Alarm!! Muslims are trying to take over our territory, explaining the drought and global warming by unbelief, but not in the FSM but in that silly Allah dude. Guys, this is a cause for great concern.
Mr. future prez, if I may give a bit of advice here: we urgently need to work on our foreign policy. I propose that as soon as you are elected, your first presidential order is to carpet bomb all major Australian cities. With spagetti and noodles, to save their souls. That sort of Muslim blasphemy cannot be tolerated and requires drastic action. Noodles raining from the sky will hopefully save them from an eternity of ugly strippers. If airplane bombing is not enough, I’m afraid there is nothing for it but to load the US’s full arsenal of ICBMs with spagetti and launch those at them. All of them, land or submarine based, doesn’t matter, all of them. Get the Strategic Air Command on it the moment you finish taking the oath.
If airial or missile bombardment isn’t enough, we’ll have to put heavy armoured divisions on the ground with their new spagetti-dispensing shells. And make the navy mine Sydney harbour with the new mines that spread spagetti on impact (a bit like confetti poppers at parties). But I truly hope it won’t come to that and that only mild spagetti bombardment will make them see sense. What are these people thinking anyway?
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Question to Aussie pastafarians: were you sleeping?! How could you let this slip through?! The world is being undone under your very eyes and you’re all too busy knocking each other over the head with frying pans. Get your act together people, the Apocalyse may be nigh!
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@Peter Popoff
In another bit of foreign policy thinking, I think you should give huge amounts of economic aid to Mexico. The country that gave rise to the movie genre of the ’spagetti western’ deserves our aid so much more than some other nations that allow Muslim extremist clerics to use their country for inciting rice eating and other crimes against humanity. So any preferential economic status that Australia enjoys, should be transferred to Mexico.
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Long post @DPG
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Um, what, the whole muslim thing? You think we haven’t noticed?
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Let’s see, because of that, we have had, in the last five years;
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Two suicide bombings overseas, amounting to many dead Australians (Bali bombings)
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Cronulla riots
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2 muslim terror cells, one in Melbourne, one in Sydney.
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Some idiotic firebrand cleric from Sydney (probably te one you quote) who calls women not in full hijab uncovered meat (and condoned the gang rape that had occurred, and the filming of the act by that comment), says we have less right to be here then he does, because many of us had ancestors who were convicts, and who slags off the country everytime he gets in front of a camera.
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Oh, and a recent set of charming excerpts from the exploits of lebanese youths, with such delightful messages as “Fuck off, Lebo’s only!” and “Australia’s under new management” with a picture of Oz in the colours of the lebanese flag.
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We cannot get past the bloody islamophobia as a result of this and the insane media circus attendant on it.
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We know all about it, but what do you propose we do? Tell muslims they cannot practice their faith anymore? Boot them all out of the country? Ethnic cleansing perhaps? Those sort of things take us places we don’t want to go, but things like integration no longer work.
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We have had muslims living here peacefully since the 1800s. We have, over the course of our existance, taken in people from nearly every nation on earth, and made them our own. However, in the last 20 odd years, we have had immigrants who do not integrate, but insulate. They live together, work together, stay together. We can’t do anything about it though, because neither side is willing to make any concession to the other.
So, we have a large population of disaffected youths, whose parents come from a different world. They are angry, they are violent, and they do not associate with Australia.
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Our country is going to hell in a handbasket, and there is sweet fuck all we can do about it.
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@DPG
That’s great news about the book drive!! Congrats… I’m very proud to know someone who is working so hard on making our world a better, more well-informed place. Other than my one Brit friend and myself, I was unable to generate a lot of interest here. I think I know the wrong people… nobody cares about much these days, it seems, other than Britney Spears and other such luminaries. *grimaces in disgust.
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@ Ships Cat – “Thumper said I was soooo ugly that I was the cat that Mamma Chinee rejects…” My feline friend, do NOT allow that wascally wabbit to damage your self-esteem! He’s just upset because so many of the wenches have come to your defense! He has no idea what to do, so he’s resorted to insults…what a sad wabbit.
@ DPG – Congrats on the book pledge. What an accomplishment! But, please forgive me if I’m wrong but didn’t the spagetti westerns get made in Italy?
@ The Peter – DPG makes some very good points about foreign policy. These should be included in your campaign strategy!
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@Jingles
Sorry if I hit a sore spot, my post was meant in the usual BS-style, waste-of-everyones time manner. not in any critical way directed at Aussie pastafarians.
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@ Jingles – RAmen! Didn’t the Aussie president recently tell the Muslims they could get along or get out? We were very encouraged to hear that – I hope it actually happened. We are having similar problems here in the US with the lack of integration. We are no longer the “melting pot”. For what reason I know not, people are just spineless these days. I would love to have a “live and let live” policy globally, but when these extremists are out there we can’t afford to have that attitude. It’s not pretty but it’s true. I wonder how many people will have to be blown up, raped, and whole societies torn down before some sanity kicks in and we stand up for something. *Rowdy rant over now.*
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That much happened while I was gone?
I’m not the youthful lad I was a couple months ago, I really need to come here more often!
I think I saw an argument in here somewhere, was it Muslims or Australia?
RAmen
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@Rowdy Wench
I only helped out a little with the book pledge, but yes, it is very nice to see it succeed. We are trying to have a large part of the books delivered to Westminster in a mass handover by e. g. someone from the British Humanist Association. That would hopefully create a good photo oppurtunity.
Once all is done here and it turned out a success, I think I may put the idea on some atheist-oriented message board in the US or other English language country. A copy of Sam Harris “Letters to a Christian nation’ for everyone in Congress?
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Spagetti ok, but westerns from Italy?
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@ DPG – I’ve only seen a handful of spagetti westerns, but here’s a link to one of my favorites:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070215/
I gave my Dad a copy of The God Delusion for Christmas. He was impressed! I haven’t read it yet. Even if we can’t get people to completely abandon the insanity that is religion, it’s worthwhile if we can get them to question even one thing about what they believe…
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WOOHOO!! The book project just met the required number at 0.52 AM. Jummie, a demonstartion that there are plenty of people with some good sense. Thanks to all from the CoFSM who contributed.
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@ DPG – Fantastic! What’s next? Hee hee…
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@Rowdy, we call them Prime Ministers…
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“Didn’t the Aussie president recently tell the Muslims they could get along or get out?”
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He might have said that to the renegade mufti, but i doubt he said it to muslims as a whole. If he did, he would have copped a king sized shit storm from anti-discrimination groups.
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He did however go all out against Mugabe, which is a reassuring sign that our PM might just have a spine after all…
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@DPG, don’t stress, I’m just venting. The simple fact is, I’m scared of where we are going as a country. It’s not just the muslim nutjobs, it also includes all the “patriotic” lunatics who see this as a great chance to justify pushing what basically amounts to institutionalised racism.
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Oh and congrats on the books :P
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@Rowdy Wench
“What’s next?”
Next is Popoffs education policy. I think it will include the mandating of reading ‘The God delusion’ and ‘Letters to a Christian nation’ as part of religious education in schools. In the interest of ‘hearing both sides of the argument’ of course. That’s what the religious crowd are so fond of, as they thought that was a way to push ID into science class rooms. Let’s turn that against them. So yes, we’ll hear all sides of the argument, beginning in r.e. classes. We’ll take away a good deal of time formerly spent on Christianity and dedicate it to atheism instead.
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@ Jingles – “we call them Prime Ministers…” Doh! I knew that. Sorry…stupid mistake. We in the US never seem to get the whole story on anything, although I did get the impression that he was speaking only to the violent sector of the muslims.
@ DPG – That is an excellent piece of Popoff’s education policy. Will be a hard sell, but what’s life without a challenge?
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Ok, we just switched to daylight savings time, so it’s 2.34 am here already. Darn, I’m gonna get some sleep.
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Catch you guys later…I need to take my “sober challenged” hubby to dinner! :)
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Ah, just when I arrive, everyone’s gone to dinner or bed. Just my luck.
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DPG, if you could also please write into The Peter’s policy that the phrase “under God” be removed from the Pledge of Allegiance when The Peter becomes president. It was originally written WITHOUT that phrase and it should go back to being neutral AS IT WAS WRITTEN.
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@Jingles
Excellent post Jingles. As yours usually are.
Australia has always been a mostly secular country and i think a lot of people can’t even get their heads around the implications of the current tensions of this situation. Many can !
You covered it well in your post Jingles.
A huge RAmen to you
RAmen
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@DutchPastaGuy Mar 24th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
“WOOHOO!! The book project just met the required number at 0.52 AM.”
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Huge kudos to you DPG, for your part in helping to make it happen. :)))
RAmen
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@ Wench Beth – Sorry to have missed you! Got back from dinner and we are yakking with the neighbors.
@ Wench Nikkiee – Hi! I agree with you – Jingles’ posts are excellent. This whole Muslim extremist thing has me really concerned…
Well, I’d better make another drink and head back over…
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Ooops…she is off on a posting spree again :)
Not really……. just wanted to keep the last posts separate.
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@Everyone
All of you often make very me proud to be part of this site, however today that feeling of pride is the strongest it’s ever been.
RAmen to you all
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@ Wench Nikkiee – I am also very proud to be part of this site. There are people here who are not only brilliant and kind but are working hard to change the world. *Rowdy chokes up* I dont’ even know what to say next…
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@Rowdy Wench Mar 24th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
“There are people here who are not only brilliant and kind but are working hard to change the world. *Rowdy chokes up* I dont’ even know what to say next…”
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A big RAmen to you Rowdy you have certainly added a lot since your arrival. :))
We shouldn’t ever forget the satisfaction we get out of this site on numerous
levels.
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A sincere thanks, and a big RAmen goes to Bobby Henderson :))
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ps please excuse my current Smiley addiction…I’m working on it ;) :) (maybe!!)
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@ Wench Nikkiee – Thank you! Really…I was terrified to start posting (took me months to get up the courage to dive into such a group) and it adds to my self-esteem, dignity, sense of humor, too much to drink to think of anything else! But seriously, thank you!
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Hey Rowdy :)
Ships Cat obviously thinks you’re the “bomb” (Oh dear I think that’s the right expression for “is fond of” :), as I’m sure we all do.
But I think that coming from that sassy,sharp tongued purple feline, it is a big compliment as any anyone could pay you :).
Catch you round
RAmen
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ps We still have a rescue plan to work if that wabbit forsakes the purple fur ball. (meant in the nicest way of course Ships Cat :)
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@Rowdy
I was scared too! My first post was about Veggie Tales… figured it would make people laugh, since I didn’t know if I had the intelligence to have people take me seriously. =) Aren’t you glad you did though??
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@Wench Nikkiee
Love the smiley face addiction! Means you are happy… and a happy wench is… well… a happy wench, I guess. Which is good!! Yay for Wenches!! and Whiskey!! and Pirates!!
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“as I’m sure we all do.”
Should read…as we all do. Someone is very tired here :(
Again… catch you later Rowdy :)
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Hi Batman :)
Your post popped up in between mine.
I try to be happy Meagan. As in Booty’s “Two Wolves” I think it depends on which one you feed. (thanks Booty)
I’m not impervious to getting down or annoyed, and wanting to shove feathers down a PBs throat, (DPG will understand that one ) ect…. but…well life is too short and we only go around once. (apparently:) So I think we need to make the most of it in whatever way keeps us in balance and helps us contribute to life in general. No matter how small it may sometimes seem.
Need some sleep here!
Catch you later :)
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@ Wench Nikkiee – A rescue plan is a good idea! Poor kitty…and you are correct about the use of “the bomb”. I have no idea where that comes from, but oh well! And thanks…I couldn’t ask for a better group to help boost my self-esteem.
@ Batman – I am certainly glad I held my breath and dove in! :) It’s been worth every bit of time and effort…I was also not sure of my intelligence – but with the acceptance I’ve gained here I’ve decided I should give up that self-doubt as a bad habit! ;)
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Well, I sure am glad all you wenches figured out what cool people you are, because EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS IT!!!! :))) I am honored to be a part of a site with such great people.
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@ Wench Beth – Aw, thanks! *Rowdy blushes* Really, thank you. Must dash though, supposed to be visiting with the neighbors and am playing hookie (hooky?). Last post for the night…catch you later! RAmen!
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Oh mighty FSM, please we pray thee, give us back our chat-room. Just when we knew how it worked and were seriously enjoying it, it was taken away from us. Please, your loyal pirates and wenches would love to see it restored.
Ramen
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Ships Cat, you OK? Still alive? Thumper, you come back this instant and get that poor cat out of the pound! Bad, bad wabbit.
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Wench Beth: “blush” thank you. I also love being here, often I just listen to you folks chattering. Which is entertaining enough :) Thanks for listening to me as well.
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@ RDPK- I am with you on the chat room! One day and I was hooked…
Haven’t heard anything else from Ships Cat…many wenches are now on the war path! Thumper won’t know what hit him, but it’ll hurt worse than a frying pan!
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Me too Rowdy, was the first time I was one one of these and I loved it! Must have been the company of course ;)
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http://video.google.com.au/videoplay?docid=-869183917758574879&q=stephen+colbert
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Don’t know if you have seen this or not, but it warrants posting, even if twice…
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@Wench Nikkiee
“I’m not impervious to getting down or annoyed, and wanting to shove feathers down a PBs throat, (DPG will understand that one ) ect….”
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Yes, I understand completely. On the book pledge site there was a simillar troll, Rebecca. Claiming modern day miracle observations like there was no tomorrow etc. And of course trying to rubbish science while not even grasping that a lack of a scientific explanation doesn’t go anywhere in proving the existance of some god(s). I don’t know if it was a coincidence, but she has been quiet since someone asked for a bit of peer-reviewed literature to back up her claims about evolution and ID *big sigh of relief in background*.
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@Jingles
That’s hilarious!
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@Rowdy Wench Mar 24th, 2007 at 6:18 pm “… But, please forgive me if I’m wrong but didn’t the spagetti westerns get made in Italy?”
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Made in Europe, for sure, partly in northern Spain (desertlike rocky environment in Aragón and AlemerÃa), but above all, by Italian directors (not only Sergio Leone), and with music composed by Italian composers (most famous: Ennio Morricone).
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I’m still here!! Must go home one day….think my dog is getting a bit worried :)
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Haven’t heard much about the Sacred Oars lately, so as a treat for our more recent converts, I thought I would direct them to some of the ancient CoFSM scrolls. Here are two to start with and hopefully another two on the way. (have another file of thread links somewhere!)
The first two should be perused in the order of the links. Enjoy :))
Warning! Caps locks.
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http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/25/listen-dumbass-you-think-that.htm
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.http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/03/your-god-is-a-homo.htm
RAmen
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oops…put a period at start of last link
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http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/03/your-god-is-a-homo.htm
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More recent, but I thoroughly enjoyed this one (hard to pick favourites)
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http://www.venganza.org/2006/12/17/excellent-satire-unless.htm
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ps Alchemist…TLM is also on the last one :))
That’s it…must go to bed!
Catch you all later
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@DPG
I put the following on the forum, in the (rather unsuccessful I fear) thread I created for it:
“This pledge has been successful!
You can still add your name to it, because the deadline hasn’t been reached yet.
“I will arrange for my MP to receive a copy of Richard Dawkins’ book “The God Delusion” but only if 645 other people (one per UK constituency) will do the same for other MPs.”
— J Christie
Deadline to sign up by: 31st March 2007
687 people have signed up (42 over target)
Country: United Kingdom”
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I’m glad the target has been reached: I found the idea great (not been able to contribute much, I’m afraid). Now for getting the MP’s to actually READ the book.
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@Wench “Archives” Nikkiee
Great, those “old” threads, especially since I’m only here since January the 5th!
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@DPG – now I’ll have to email Amazon again :) Always an expensive experience!
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Nikkiee “ps Alchemist…TLM is also on the last one :))”
woot, my favourite obsession :) Hungdaddy doesn’t have a patch on TLM. You could almost hear TLM stamping his little feet with frustration.
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http://www.lost.eu/22d77
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@The wenches
Fear not…Ships Cat is alive and well and locked in a cupboard for it’s own protection…
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@Thumper â„¢ Mar 25th, 2007 at 3:54 pm “Fear not…Ships Cat is alive and well and locked in a cupboard for it’s own protection…”
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A photograph recently posted in a Disciples’ album tells us this could only be Thumper’s GHOST talking… Yarrr!
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I’d ask for dated photographic proof of the living cat.
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Locked in a cupboard?!?! That’s cruelty to animals, Thumper! How dare you! Let Ships Cat out right now or there’s a lot of wenches who are going to be VERY UPSET.
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@Beth
When are you wenches gonna realise that Ships Cat embodies all that is dark and malignant in the Universe…it’s a bad kitty and it must be stopped…
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There is no such thing as a bad kitty.
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@Beth
Fine!…devil kitty if you prefer…
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“He’s just a devil kitty
With evil on his mind
Beware the devil kitty
He’s gonna get you”
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First one who can name the song I stole that from gets 100 sexy stripper points.
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Mr. Ship Cat
Pleasant to hear that you appear no longer require legal representation for your death row appeal. As to an agent for your “spill the beans, tell all .I’d put word out immediately upon your request and the news is good my purple friend. This very morning I received a reply of interest from 4K1G Too Deadly Bro Dude Community Radio.
At the moment however, my office is still haggling with the radio station proprietor to get you a better deal than the 3 mudcrabs, one baked goanna and Ikg of curried drop bear ears offered. Given the prominence of this radio station, I am now certain that it is only a matter of time before others begin pouring in from media outlets far and wide.
Yours Sincerely
Sam Blumberg
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Wench Beth
Mar 25th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
There is no such thing as a bad kitty.
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Hear, hear! Let him out this instant Thumper or it’s you in that cupboard before long! Or we wenches might gather for a bit of stew…..
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@Wench Beth
Is it Devil (or Evil) Women…Eagles…maybe?
Just guessing here ;)
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Mr Ship Cat
Further to my last correspondence, are you familiar with Beetlenut? I am unfamiliar with this apparent delicacy myself.
Too Dude Bro Deadly has increased the offer to include 5kgs of this much sought after product.
Yours Sincerely
Sam Blumberg
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Hello Florence at 4K1G if you happen to be reading :)
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“Eagles…maybe”
Derr….how about Cliff Richard
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Jean Bart
Mar 25th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
@Thumper â„¢ Mar 25th, 2007 at 3:54 pm “Fear not…Ships Cat is alive and well and locked in a cupboard for it’s own protection…â€
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A photograph recently posted in a Disciples’ album tells us this could only be Thumper’s GHOST talking… Yarrr!
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Not necesseraly, I only saw ears in that picture. It could be that he’s just a little deaf now ;)
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Are all these animals registered?
I’m here to warn of that we are monitoring this site. We have had a number of reports as to the treatment of animals here. Particularly cats.
The ASPCA is at this moment investigating the initial imprisonment of Ships Cat, as well as this latest claim of unlawful cupboard incarceration.
These latest rumours of rabbit ear removal have now also been noted.
We are watching you 8-I
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@The Cat people
I see…*wabbit releases cat in the face of over whelming public pressure, people power, threats of litigation and fear of wenches*…
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@ASPCA
“These latest rumours of rabbit ear removal have now also been noted.”…I’d like to assure the society that my ears are intact albet burning…
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Meow!…
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That f…….. cat’s back!
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Hello Cat, good to see you back safe and sound!
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Thumper, now be a good boy OK?
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Don’t be a Bunny
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kevinbloodywilson.com/site/lyrics/#Don’t%20be%20a%20Bunny
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Link wouldn’t post…so copy and paste
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@Anonymous
Such a shame that someone such as yourself, so obviously exuding an abundance of good taste, style and class, is reduced to posting under the inauspicious handle of “Anonymous” for fear of persecution by a pack of salivating, cat hugging, wenches and their gaggle of sycophants, parasitic legal representatives and assorted kill joys and nay sayer’s…
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Happy 66th Birthday Richard Dawkins
(thanks for the reminder DPG:))
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http://richarddawkins.net/happybirthdayRD
http://richarddawkins.net/home
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Hi Thumper :))
How was your holiday?
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“a pack of salivating, cat hugging, wenches and their gaggle of sycophants, parasitic legal representatives and assorted kill joys and nay sayer’s…”
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Oooh….think you are going to cop it from the wenches for that one :))
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@Wenchy
Hello. Holiday was very good thank you but it’s back to the real world again tomorrow…have the post procrastinate blues…you really think the wenches will be mad at poor ole Thumpie???…what’s the cat got that I don’t besides fleas and anger management problems???
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Not sure Thumper, could be the purple hair I guess.
Most likely the wenches just have a natural instinct to take Ships Cat, put a bow in its hair and teach it to sit. You know like when you adopt a wild alley cat :))
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You did release Ships Cat though, so that should earn you at least half a brownie point.
Maybe they’ll treat you a little more kindly and freeze you before they sk……
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Thumper â„¢
Mar 26th, 2007 at 5:00 am
@Wenchy
Hello. Holiday was very good thank you but it’s back to the real world again tomorrow…have the post procrastinate blues…you really think the wenches will be mad at poor ole Thumpie???…what’s the cat got that I don’t besides fleas and anger management problems???
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Not sure about the last one:) Have to meet the first bunny without fleas.
Thumper, us wenches just like cats, plain and simple. I also like wabbits, if they behave that is.
Look, just leave Ships Cat alone and stop locking it up all the time and I promise I won’t hurt you OK?
Oh, and appologise for the salivating! I’m hurt. (sniff)
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@Wenchy
“Maybe they’ll treat you a little more kindly and freeze you before they sk……”…they wouldn’t???…say it aint so wnechy!!!…I’m off to bed…no doubt to have nightmares about Red DutchPasta Kidd and the other witches [wenches] chasing me through a gothic kitchen with carrots and cauldrons…*insert terrified wabbit, ears back, eyes wide*
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@Red DutchPasta Kidd
” Oh, and appologise for the salivating! I’m hurt. (sniff)”
sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry…don’t hurt me Red!!!…did I say salivate??? I meant salient…typo…
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hahahahaha….night Thumper…catch you on the roundabout :)))
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Hahahahahahaha – classic thread! Piss funny :)
(I can see I’m going to get sweet fanny adams done today)
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Hi Red DutchPasta Kidd :))
I’m off to over check the Dawkins Birthday Party.
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Hi Alchemist :)
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Hi Nikkiee,I don’t understand why he’s so afraid of me (honestly ;) ). If he just leaves that poor Cat alone and stops torturing it (mentally) by locking it up all the time I promise I won’t mention carrots and cauldrons and stuff like that.
I just like cats. I also like rabbits (slurp, i mean cute), I don’t like mean, nasty, wabbits though.
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Thumper, you behave towards Ships Cat and I promiss I won’t hurt you, promise? (oh, and i accept your previous appologies)
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The hymnbook is almost done, so better get any last-minute input in while you still can.
RAmen
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@Red DutchPasta Kidd Mar 26th, 2007 at 6:28 am
“slurp, i mean cute”
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hahahahahahaha…….:))
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@Gnocci Man Mar 26th, 2007 at 6:47 am
I though I may have come across some stuff last night which bought your hymn book to mind. Have you cleaned out the archives. Do you have a list of what you already have or would I just post it anyway?
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Wench Nikkiee, you win the sexy stripper points. Good job. Cliff Richards.
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Ships Cat, are you ok? We were so worried about you!
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@ Jean Bart – “Made in Europe, for sure, partly in northern Spain (desertlike rocky environment in Aragón and AlemerÃa),” Thanks JB for the info. I’ve wondered for years where in Italy there was desert and mountains like that…
@ Thumpie – You are forgiven by this wench! I like, you, really I do! I can’t figure out why I like that cat so much – but I’d come after you with a frying pan to defend him! :)
@ Wench Nikkiee – I used to be a big fan of Cliff Richards! But we don’t hear anything from him in the US, certainly not in the last 20 years. Or I haven’t anyway…
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@ Wench Nikkiee
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Thanks for the Dawkins B-Day link! Looking through the comments and pictures that people sent in almost made me a little teary eyed. You can really see what he means to people. What a breath of fresh air. Now I almost have hope for humanity!…….Almost.
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@ Nick – “Now I almost have hope for humanity!…….Almost.” Glad to see you aren’t getting giddy or carried away! Humanity has a long way to go to overcome the psychopathy that is religion. I am glad we live in a time when groups like this one and people like Dawkins can speak their minds and not getting offed by the Catholic church.
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“Hope for humanity”… what’s that?… sigh… :(
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Nah, this wonderful group gives me hope. It might be a tiny flicker in a world of total blackness, but it ain’t going out any time soon! :)))
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@ Wench Beth – At this point I’ll hang onto any flicker we’ve got! And fan it… :)
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(scrambles to scrape pinestraw and twigs to throw on Rowdys tiny flame)
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Burn baby burn!
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@ Nick – Thanks! It’ll take all of us but we are a tough lot so let’s get going! ;)
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When it comes to fanning the flames (literal or not (I’m both a pyro and an instigator)) I’m your man!
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@ Nick – A man after my own heart! Hee hee hee!
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@Nick the Missionary Mar 26th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
“You can really see what he means to people. What a breath of fresh air. Now I almost have hope for humanity!…….Almost.”
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Yes :) :)
RAmen
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@Thumper â„¢ Mar 26th, 2007 at 4:32 am
“someone such as yourself, so obviously exuding an abundance of good taste, style and class, is reduced to posting under the inauspicious handle of “Anonymous†for fear of persecutionâ€
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What complimentary kind words…a sincere thank you Thumper
My fear is not so much of the wenches, more based on the implied demeanor (misdemeanor?) of that purple cat. I’ve heard it has very sharp claws and gets rather nasty at times……brrrr….
The cat seems to blame you for its personality hiccups?
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@Nick the Missionary Mar 26th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
“(scrambles to scrape pinestraw and twigs to throw on Rowdys tiny flame)
Burn baby burn!”
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Well said Nick :))
A big RAmen
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I think the tiny flicker has graduated to a small blaze already. Yahoooooooo!!
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@Nick the Missionary Mar 26th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
“Thanks for the Dawkins B-Day link! Looking through the comments and pictures that people sent in almost made me a little teary eyed.”
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I had DPG to thank for reminding me Nick :)) I visit the site fairly regularly (once every couple of days at least) checking out the articles posted, but must admit the Birthday had slipped my mind.
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The sheer number of sincere good wishes speaks for itself…but to read through some of them…… both on the main page and on the B’day wishes list (3425 names last I checked)…..well yeah pretty hard not to get emotional…in the very best way.
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Everyone check it out and leave a birthday wish if you are so inclined and haven’t already done so.
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“BIRTHDAY WISHES: BY NAME
Click on a name below to see their birthday wishes in a pop-up window.”
http://richarddawkins.net/bdayNameList
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Umm…that link above is for viewing the messages…this one will take you to page where you can leave a Birthday message which will then be added to the above list :))
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http://richarddawkins.net/bdayMessage
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There is also the responses on the main page as well as the production put together by staff and friends. It really is an uplifting experience…so check it all out :))
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@Anonymous
“I’ve heard it has very sharp claws and gets rather nasty at times……brrrr….”…Indeed…it would seem that you are also blessed with a clarity of mind, good sense and sound judgement so as to make you a veritable demi god among those touting clarity of mind, good sense and sound judgement…it’s a bad kitty and it bites…don’t let the wenches convince you otherwise…
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If you didn’t keep locking him up, I’m sure Ship’s Cat would be much less inclined to bite you
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Exactly Storm Petrel. It never bit ME.
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RAmen to both of you, Storm Petrel and RDPK. Cats rule.
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@ SP – RAmen! An excellent point!
@ RDPK – Ships Cat likes us wenches! Maybe if Thumper could learn to be nice to him Ships Cat wouldn’t need to defend himself!
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Who knows Rowdy. But us wenches also like Ships Cat! I guess Cats and Wabbits just aren’t natural friends.. That’s ok as long as they don’t hurt each other.
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Ship’s Cat never tried to eat me, so if he could overcome his natural instinct to chase the little boird then Thumper should at least make some effort to stop locking him up all the time, even if cats and wabbits aren’t natural friends
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@Red DutchPasta Kidd Mar 27th, 2007 at 1:12 pm “Who knows Rowdy. But us wenches also like Ships Cat! I guess Cats and Wabbits just aren’t natural friends.. That’s ok as long as they don’t hurt each other.”
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Who cares? They taste the same, I’m told: only a small difference in the roundness of the ribs makes the difference. That’s why you should always buy a wabbit with the head still on, or at least the paws.
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“I tawt I taw a putty tat!”
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“You know, I lose more putty tats tat way!”
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RAmen to you Catloving Wenchies!
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“Hell is real and eternal: Pope”
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,21460061-2703,00.html
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Eeeek……need more fuel for that fire guys
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On the other hand…. I suppose the more ridiculous the comments and the stand the better :)
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@ Wench Nikkiee – GAH! Oh my FSM… I particularly like this statement: “God had given men and women free will to choose whether “spontaneously to accept salvation … the Christian faith is not imposed on anyone, it is a gift, an offer to mankind”.” Is that all my free will is good for? And what kind of free will is it if not choosing Christianity has me burn in hell? Oh well, in the sage words of Billy Joel, “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun.”
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Hi Rowdy :)
I don’t follow what’s happening too in depth on the religion side of things.
(erm…I haven’t read the book…and I’ve only seen a few of the old movies :)) Mostly I follow the YEC/IDiot pseudo science. But I was kinda under the impression, due to their trashing of Limbo, that the Vatican was moving away from literal conception of that book/movie! Now I worry that there are enough of the literalists to be bringing pressure? I don’t know enough about the politics of religion (other than Govts. latching on to the spin doctoring and moral points scoring offered by religion, in a bid to be seen as morally honest???) but that news piece came as a bit of a shock. Still after I thought on it for a few minutes, I thought it could be a good thing. Makes the Vatican look as bad as the “lost the plot” fundies? I hope!
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We may still all be going to Norway after all?
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@ Wench Nikkiee – Hiya! Sorry – should’ve said that earlier…I am a recovering Catholic, thank the FSM! But, I have gone out of my way to know nothing about what they are doing for long enough now that I haven’t a clue! Sorry to not be able to help! The Catholic Church is certainly very politicized, and very powerful. I agree that this could be a good thing. I can’t imagine that most people could agree that hell is an actual place, and anyway how in the world does this guy know? Has he been there for FSM’s sake? Ranting a bit…*Rowdy takes deep breath*
I hear Norway is beautiful!
Back to folding laundry; will check back soon.
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Have any of you seen the Belief-O-Matic? It asks you 20 questions and then says which religion you are most like. The blasphemous part is that there’s no Church of the FSM! Though everyone in my family got Unitarian Universalist, maybe that’s the Church of the FSM in noodly disguise. Google Belief O Matic; it’s fun!
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I got secular humanist, the funny thing is, I was raised Catholic, went to a Catholic school, and the only religion lower on my list was Jehovah’s Witness
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My paternal grandmother was a staunch Catholic…apparently. After my father flew the nest, he would had nothing to with it. However there is still a strong enough contingent of involved followers amongst a few of the rellies. They don’t preach or do the “holier than thou” though. It seems a lot of recovered Catholics do have trouble shaking off the guilt trip….in my experience. That never seemed the case with my father…he was more *shrug* :))
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Wow – that was an interesting little quiz – seems I’m more neo-pagan than secular-humanist. Now where did I put my robes?
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It says that I’m 100% secular-humanist, 92% Unitarian Universalist, but sadly not very pagan. Ahhh well…
Fun quiz, it’s recommended.
http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html
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Hey, Gnocci Man and Storm Petrel, let’s start up our own sect. I took the quiz and got 100% secular-humanist as well. But I, too, am personally offended that Pastafarianism was not listed because I would have received a 101% score in that case ;)
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1. Secular Humanism 100%
2. Unitarian Universalism 94%
3. Liberal Quaker 78%
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26. Roman Catholic 17%
27. Jehova’s Witness 15%
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Oh, and I’ve got a R.C. background as well, even still sing in a parish choir (albeit for social and practical reasons…)
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“It’s a great burden, Granville. Being holier than everybody else. But I enjoy it. ”
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(from “Open All Hours”, with Ronny Barker and David Jason”)
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I got the weirdest answers….
1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (88%)
4. Reform Judaism (84%)
5. Orthodox Quaker (84%)
6. Neo-Pagan (83%)
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24. Jehovah’s Witness (41%)
25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (40%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (38%)
27. Roman Catholic (38%)
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How the heck did Quaker get into there? According to this I’m not as Jewish as I thought I was! Heh. (And apparently there’s more Scientologist in me then there is Roman Catholic. Go figure!)
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I had secular humanism (100%) on top, second was Unitarian Universalism, third non-theist (94%).
Bottom with 2% are Jehovas. Whooopie! Then 7% for 7th day advenstist (no clue about them) and than 15% for Roman Catholic. And I was born RC. I’m glad that a unbiased computer tell me I’ve managed to shed my bad religious past pretty well.
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They probably don’t know enough about pastafarianism to write it into the programs, we should put together an email explaining a few of the key concepts so that they can add it in
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You know what bugged me about that quiz, though? The last options for the first4 or 6 questions was too ambivalent. There was no box that just said “I don’t believe, period”. The closest was “I don’t believe in an afterlife. Or I’m not sure. Or it doesn’t matter.” Well, excuse me, I am pretty sure I know what I believe, and it does matter to me that they are turning the atheist response into a quasi-”seeking” answers thing.
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Yes, I am over-sensitive. I am secular humanist, with my next highest being neo-pagan at 89%. I checked the unapplicable box for the first grouping of questions.
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Problem with these quizzes is the inevitable “what answer should I give to get the result I want?” – Mood plays a part too. I think mine just says that I don’t know – I’m not certain of anything. I don’t mind that position but it does make shaving interesting :))
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http://www.beliefnet.com/section/quiz/index.asp?surveyID=27
this one might be a bit better, haven’t done it yet, but the first options are good
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@Alchemist
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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If mood were a huge factor, I’m sure my belief system would come up as “Pissy Bitch-ian” or something similar.
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@Batman Mar 28th, 2007 at 3:32 pm “If mood were a huge factor, I’m sure my belief system would come up as “Pissy Bitch-ian†or something similar.”
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Don’t agree. I’ve seen nothing from you that proves nor illustrates this. Unless you mean “Pissy Bitch-ian towards myself because I’m to sensitive to other people’s stupidity, and frustrated by my not being able to put a halt at it!” Or is it your well-developed sense of humour that covers the whole “Pissy Bitch-ian” thing? Bugger, one more Pirate that still doesn’t understand Wenches…
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@Disciples
Aaaaargh! The Disciples’ group is “temporarily out of order”. Phew, Wench Beth’s post were starting to go quadruplicating!
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*postS, and it actually says “non available”… Still Aaaaaargh!
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Everyone to arms a fellow pastafarian student has been suspended for his pirate attire!
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http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Pastafarian_student_suspended_for_wearing_religious_pirate_attire
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If you have a Digg account please Digg it so that we can get this story out! If not create an account and Digg it!
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@Jean Bart
ha ha ha ha… NO, I don’t think I’m really really a bitch. I do get pissy once a month, though. I just wish I WAS a bitch, to be honest. In a good way… like, more able to express myself and less scared of other people’s opinions. I’m lacking confidence in that area a little bit. So I tend to try and get my point across my making fun of myself a lot. =)
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I think you’re very good with the wenches, Jean Bart. =)
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Yeah, I’ve noticed that the Yahoo group is very down and that my posts were VERY duplicating. Grrrrr…..
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We have a couple of posters on the now, pretty much defunct “Run!!!!” thread asking for another Kool Aid party?
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back from the wet and windy shetlands! tried the quiz…
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1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
3. Nontheist (76%)
4. Liberal Quakers (70%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
6. Neo-Pagan (58%)
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24. Eastern Orthodox (11%)
25. Islam (11%)
26. Orthodox Judaism (11%)
27. Roman Catholic (11%)
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comfirms me and the pope don’t get on…. never did like the idea of a nazi salute though so doesn’t matter….
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Followed up Nicks post.
here’s some more
http://www.citizen-times.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=200770328071
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we need to find the schools email address. Good on yer Bryan, stick to your broadsides, apparently an eyepatch is “disruptive to classroom instruction” wft? what if you have a medical problem with your eye – do they then deny you an education?
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@Navigator Spider
Nice to see you back with us. I was pleased Roman Catholic was near the bottom for me too. Although not as low as my 2% (jippiee!) for Jehovas Witness.
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Here’s mine..I have no idea what it really means :))
1.Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2.Secular Humanism (99%)
3.Liberal Quakers (94%)
4.Theravada Buddhism (88%)
5.Neo-Pagan (77%)
6.Mahayana Buddhism (75%)
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24.Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%)
25.Eastern Orthodox (16%)
26.Roman Catholic (16%)
27.Jehovah’s Witness (12%)
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And “What’s Your Spiritual Type?”
30 – 39 Spiritual Dabbler — Open to spiritual matters but far from impressed
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Hmm……..
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Here’s mine..I have no idea what it all means. What the hell is a Liberal Quacker? Some sort of duck? :)
1.Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2.Secular Humanism (99%)
3.Liberal Quakers (94%)
4.Theravada Buddhism (88%)
5.Neo-Pagan (77%)
6.Mahayana Buddhism (75%)
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24.Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%)
25.Eastern Orthodox (16%)
26.Roman Catholic (16%)
27.Jehovah’s Witness (12%)
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And “What’s Your Spiritual Type?”
30 – 39 Spiritual Dabbler — Open to spiritual matters but far from impressed
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Hmm……..
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2 posts yippee…thought I stopped the first one :(
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We’re pretty close nikkiee.
I got:
Secular Humanism
Unitarian universalism (whatever that is)
liberal quakers
neo-pagan
buddhism
non-theist
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At the bottom three:
25) eastern orthodox
26) RC
27) Jehova’s
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Scientology ended 15th with me! Weird.
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Hahahaha…close enough to snap RDPK
14. Scientology (46%)
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Who knows.
I might take it again some other day and see what I get. Being as someone said, frame of mind/mood may affect the result :)))
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Hi Spider
I’ll second DPG…it’s good to have you back with us again :))
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Navigator Spider
Woof…….Woof Woof…wag wag wag wag wag…Woof
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hello fellow pastafarians i found the website while browsing wikipedia about pirates and have full heartly embraced the flying spaghetti monster into my heart im still awaiting to be touched by his noodley appendage i hope it is soon tho as i wish be accepted
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Navigator Spider
Umm…your link doesn’t work :(
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@Pirate_G
“im still awaiting to be touched by his noodley appendage i hope it is soon tho as i wish be accepted”
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I believe you’ve already been touched by His Noodly Appendage Pirate_G…. hence to desire to be accepted :)
Consider yourself accepted with a warm welcome :))
RAmen
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*sniffles* i feel accepted
im trying to open my co-workers eyes to the greatness of FSM i have never had any interest in religion before but CoFSM seems the only logical way
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RAmen Nikkiee
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Welcome to the best faith there is Pirate_G, welcome.
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i never realised there was a religion devoted to 2 of my faqvorite things
1. Pasta
2. Pirates
i just wish i was introduced to this religion earlier i would have been so much happier
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Nikkiee, tried the link from th epost – it seems fine, if you’re searching its the citizen times and look for “North Buncombe student suspended for pirate attire”.
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haven’t found the eamil for his school yet, let you know soon as i do…..
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It’s great to get back and find a target (oops that should be subject) to get into straight away….
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any news on the chat room yet?
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http://buncombe.schoolwires.com/9922073012507293/blank/browse.asp?A=383&BMDRN=2000&BCOB=0&C=53554
thats where Bryan (the eye patch martyr) goes to school, on checking out their clubs they even have a human rights watch! apparently it doesn’t apply to their own pupils? (http://buncombe.schoolwires.com/99220221144843110/site/default.asp)
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just getting going……
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Totally off topic, but nice: Dawkins has been named author of the year:
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richarddawkins.net/article,809,Richard-Dawkins-Author-of-the-Year,Galaxy-British-Book-Awards
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Fot hose in the UK: Channel 4 will broadcast it on Friday.
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all Hail FSM!!!! im a friend of pirate g i would like to join this brilliant religion that makes me feel so great!
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Welcome Monty, it’s very heart warming to see that another person has been touched by His Noodly appendages. And well done Pirate_G for bringing another soul on board.
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@ Pirate_G and Monty – Welcome from Rowdy Wench!
@ Alchemist – “I’m not certain of anything. I don’t mind that position but it does make shaving interesting :))” Wahahaha! LOL Alchemist! :)
Sorry not so wenchy this morning folks…not a good night last night. I think I’ll go crash for a while and see if I perk up…
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*sniff…. sniff sniff*
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Wow im still laughing, cheering, crying a little now that i’ve found out that more than me and my Dog follow this religion!! Don’t worry, i’ve started to spread it at school and my christian friends actually disowned me and wont even sit next to me in class after telling me im going to hell. How can i go somewheres i dont believe in?
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Some friends… You could allways tell them it’s pretty cold in Norway and rather hard to get burned :)
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@ Saint Robbie – Welcome and RAmen! So much for Christian tolerance – it shows up quickly, don’t you think?! Glad to know your dog is Pastafarian too – we have a dog and a cat around here.
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Rowdy, dont forget the rat and the wabbit.
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Christian’s are some of the worst when it comes to strictness, and “you have to believ what i believe, ‘cuz you’re going to hell otherwise”
When’s bobby bringing back the chat?
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this is great! I wish I would have found “salvation” of the omnipotent pasta god sooner!
I feel so calm and tranquil in the pasta universe!
I love the store also.
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@cybnetic
Welcome to the CoFSM. May you continue to be touched by His Noodly appendages.
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@Zankou Apr 2nd, 2007 at 7:25 pm “When’s bobby bringing back the chat?”
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Hehehe, already tired of spamming the fora? Still waiting for your source that claims that the word “romantic” refers to things that have to do with Rome… Of course, if you keep digging etymologically, and stick to the “roma” part in the word, you’ll end up in Italy’s capital… How’s your Russian, any better? It might be of some consolation to you, my dear child, that the Russian “cyrillic” alphabet was derived fromm the Greek alphabet :))))
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RAmen!
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…. err, “from”, of course, not “fromm”. Sticky fingers…
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hmm…I do not spam…well, i suppose i do occasionally…
I swear to you, oh he who speaketh little english, that romantic, and romanic are the adjectives that refer to Latin and Rome..
as for my source, i do not remember where i heard the term…but it is correct nonetheless…haven’t you ever heard of the “Romance Languages”
I had never encountered Cyrillic text before…i am sorry, and it is duly noted.
RAmen
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Chat? Heloooo….oooo…ooo…oo…0
Echo….echo…echo…..cho :(
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Suck mY balls
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Suck My Balls,
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You appear to have signed off without leaving a posting.
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CNS TBHNA
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Whahahahahahaha – he couldn’t even say that without making a typo :)))
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Hey I run an IRC (Internet Relay Chat) server that’s quite stable and already houses some friendly people, and I honestly would love it if you hosted your channel on there, come and take a look at it some time! :D
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I really liked your blog! i read 4 others that are on similar subjets, but they domt update very often, thanks.
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