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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@DPG – now I’ll have to email Amazon again :) Always an expensive experience!
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Nikkiee “ps Alchemist…TLM is also on the last one :))”
woot, my favourite obsession :) Hungdaddy doesn’t have a patch on TLM. You could almost hear TLM stamping his little feet with frustration.
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http://www.lost.eu/22d77
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@The wenches
Fear not…Ships Cat is alive and well and locked in a cupboard for it’s own protection…
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@Thumper â„¢ Mar 25th, 2007 at 3:54 pm “Fear not…Ships Cat is alive and well and locked in a cupboard for it’s own protection…”
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A photograph recently posted in a Disciples’ album tells us this could only be Thumper’s GHOST talking… Yarrr!
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I’d ask for dated photographic proof of the living cat.
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Locked in a cupboard?!?! That’s cruelty to animals, Thumper! How dare you! Let Ships Cat out right now or there’s a lot of wenches who are going to be VERY UPSET.
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@Beth
When are you wenches gonna realise that Ships Cat embodies all that is dark and malignant in the Universe…it’s a bad kitty and it must be stopped…
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There is no such thing as a bad kitty.
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@Beth
Fine!…devil kitty if you prefer…
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“He’s just a devil kitty
With evil on his mind
Beware the devil kitty
He’s gonna get you”
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First one who can name the song I stole that from gets 100 sexy stripper points.
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Mr. Ship Cat
Pleasant to hear that you appear no longer require legal representation for your death row appeal. As to an agent for your “spill the beans, tell all .I’d put word out immediately upon your request and the news is good my purple friend. This very morning I received a reply of interest from 4K1G Too Deadly Bro Dude Community Radio.
At the moment however, my office is still haggling with the radio station proprietor to get you a better deal than the 3 mudcrabs, one baked goanna and Ikg of curried drop bear ears offered. Given the prominence of this radio station, I am now certain that it is only a matter of time before others begin pouring in from media outlets far and wide.
Yours Sincerely
Sam Blumberg
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Wench Beth
Mar 25th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
There is no such thing as a bad kitty.
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Hear, hear! Let him out this instant Thumper or it’s you in that cupboard before long! Or we wenches might gather for a bit of stew…..
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@Wench Beth
Is it Devil (or Evil) Women…Eagles…maybe?
Just guessing here ;)
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Mr Ship Cat
Further to my last correspondence, are you familiar with Beetlenut? I am unfamiliar with this apparent delicacy myself.
Too Dude Bro Deadly has increased the offer to include 5kgs of this much sought after product.
Yours Sincerely
Sam Blumberg
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Hello Florence at 4K1G if you happen to be reading :)
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“Eagles…maybe”
Derr….how about Cliff Richard
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Jean Bart
Mar 25th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
@Thumper â„¢ Mar 25th, 2007 at 3:54 pm “Fear not…Ships Cat is alive and well and locked in a cupboard for it’s own protection…â€
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A photograph recently posted in a Disciples’ album tells us this could only be Thumper’s GHOST talking… Yarrr!
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Not necesseraly, I only saw ears in that picture. It could be that he’s just a little deaf now ;)
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Are all these animals registered?
I’m here to warn of that we are monitoring this site. We have had a number of reports as to the treatment of animals here. Particularly cats.
The ASPCA is at this moment investigating the initial imprisonment of Ships Cat, as well as this latest claim of unlawful cupboard incarceration.
These latest rumours of rabbit ear removal have now also been noted.
We are watching you 8-I
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@The Cat people
I see…*wabbit releases cat in the face of over whelming public pressure, people power, threats of litigation and fear of wenches*…
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@ASPCA
“These latest rumours of rabbit ear removal have now also been noted.”…I’d like to assure the society that my ears are intact albet burning…
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Meow!…
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That f…….. cat’s back!
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Hello Cat, good to see you back safe and sound!
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Thumper, now be a good boy OK?
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Don’t be a Bunny
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kevinbloodywilson.com/site/lyrics/#Don’t%20be%20a%20Bunny
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Link wouldn’t post…so copy and paste
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@Anonymous
Such a shame that someone such as yourself, so obviously exuding an abundance of good taste, style and class, is reduced to posting under the inauspicious handle of “Anonymous” for fear of persecution by a pack of salivating, cat hugging, wenches and their gaggle of sycophants, parasitic legal representatives and assorted kill joys and nay sayer’s…
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Happy 66th Birthday Richard Dawkins
(thanks for the reminder DPG:))
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http://richarddawkins.net/happybirthdayRD
http://richarddawkins.net/home
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Hi Thumper :))
How was your holiday?
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“a pack of salivating, cat hugging, wenches and their gaggle of sycophants, parasitic legal representatives and assorted kill joys and nay sayer’s…”
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Oooh….think you are going to cop it from the wenches for that one :))
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@Wenchy
Hello. Holiday was very good thank you but it’s back to the real world again tomorrow…have the post procrastinate blues…you really think the wenches will be mad at poor ole Thumpie???…what’s the cat got that I don’t besides fleas and anger management problems???
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Not sure Thumper, could be the purple hair I guess.
Most likely the wenches just have a natural instinct to take Ships Cat, put a bow in its hair and teach it to sit. You know like when you adopt a wild alley cat :))
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You did release Ships Cat though, so that should earn you at least half a brownie point.
Maybe they’ll treat you a little more kindly and freeze you before they sk……
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Thumper â„¢
Mar 26th, 2007 at 5:00 am
@Wenchy
Hello. Holiday was very good thank you but it’s back to the real world again tomorrow…have the post procrastinate blues…you really think the wenches will be mad at poor ole Thumpie???…what’s the cat got that I don’t besides fleas and anger management problems???
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Not sure about the last one:) Have to meet the first bunny without fleas.
Thumper, us wenches just like cats, plain and simple. I also like wabbits, if they behave that is.
Look, just leave Ships Cat alone and stop locking it up all the time and I promise I won’t hurt you OK?
Oh, and appologise for the salivating! I’m hurt. (sniff)
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@Wenchy
“Maybe they’ll treat you a little more kindly and freeze you before they sk……”…they wouldn’t???…say it aint so wnechy!!!…I’m off to bed…no doubt to have nightmares about Red DutchPasta Kidd and the other witches [wenches] chasing me through a gothic kitchen with carrots and cauldrons…*insert terrified wabbit, ears back, eyes wide*
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@Red DutchPasta Kidd
” Oh, and appologise for the salivating! I’m hurt. (sniff)”
sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry…don’t hurt me Red!!!…did I say salivate??? I meant salient…typo…
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hahahahaha….night Thumper…catch you on the roundabout :)))
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Hahahahahahaha – classic thread! Piss funny :)
(I can see I’m going to get sweet fanny adams done today)
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Hi Red DutchPasta Kidd :))
I’m off to over check the Dawkins Birthday Party.
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Hi Alchemist :)
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Hi Nikkiee,I don’t understand why he’s so afraid of me (honestly ;) ). If he just leaves that poor Cat alone and stops torturing it (mentally) by locking it up all the time I promise I won’t mention carrots and cauldrons and stuff like that.
I just like cats. I also like rabbits (slurp, i mean cute), I don’t like mean, nasty, wabbits though.
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Thumper, you behave towards Ships Cat and I promiss I won’t hurt you, promise? (oh, and i accept your previous appologies)
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The hymnbook is almost done, so better get any last-minute input in while you still can.
RAmen
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@Red DutchPasta Kidd Mar 26th, 2007 at 6:28 am
“slurp, i mean cute”
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hahahahahahaha…….:))
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@Gnocci Man Mar 26th, 2007 at 6:47 am
I though I may have come across some stuff last night which bought your hymn book to mind. Have you cleaned out the archives. Do you have a list of what you already have or would I just post it anyway?
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Wench Nikkiee, you win the sexy stripper points. Good job. Cliff Richards.
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Ships Cat, are you ok? We were so worried about you!
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@ Jean Bart – “Made in Europe, for sure, partly in northern Spain (desertlike rocky environment in Aragón and AlemerÃa),” Thanks JB for the info. I’ve wondered for years where in Italy there was desert and mountains like that…
@ Thumpie – You are forgiven by this wench! I like, you, really I do! I can’t figure out why I like that cat so much – but I’d come after you with a frying pan to defend him! :)
@ Wench Nikkiee – I used to be a big fan of Cliff Richards! But we don’t hear anything from him in the US, certainly not in the last 20 years. Or I haven’t anyway…
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@ Wench Nikkiee
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Thanks for the Dawkins B-Day link! Looking through the comments and pictures that people sent in almost made me a little teary eyed. You can really see what he means to people. What a breath of fresh air. Now I almost have hope for humanity!…….Almost.
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@ Nick – “Now I almost have hope for humanity!…….Almost.” Glad to see you aren’t getting giddy or carried away! Humanity has a long way to go to overcome the psychopathy that is religion. I am glad we live in a time when groups like this one and people like Dawkins can speak their minds and not getting offed by the Catholic church.
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“Hope for humanity”… what’s that?… sigh… :(
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Nah, this wonderful group gives me hope. It might be a tiny flicker in a world of total blackness, but it ain’t going out any time soon! :)))
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@ Wench Beth – At this point I’ll hang onto any flicker we’ve got! And fan it… :)
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(scrambles to scrape pinestraw and twigs to throw on Rowdys tiny flame)
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Burn baby burn!
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@ Nick – Thanks! It’ll take all of us but we are a tough lot so let’s get going! ;)
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When it comes to fanning the flames (literal or not (I’m both a pyro and an instigator)) I’m your man!
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@ Nick – A man after my own heart! Hee hee hee!
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