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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Hi Rowdy – I lost my DSL again! The sods hung up on me when I got sarcastic! Not nasty either – bastards!
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Tiscali = Satan!
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@Wenches Beth and Rowdy
Meow!…
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@ Ships Cat – Hi my friend!!! Thanks for coming out to play! We can’t stay long but we’ll be in and out.
@ Alchemist – sorry! Darn them for ruining your fun like that.
We’ll be back in a bit…
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Ok people, I think I’lll leave it for today as well. ‘Night.
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@Rowdy
Meow!…Thumper’s got me at a pound run by the department of corrections while him and his wench live it up on holidays…I guess he’s more of a dog wabbit…meow…meow…meow…I wonder if they’ll “put me to sleep” if he’s not back in 5 days????
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Good night, DPG!
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Ships Cat, I will rescue you! Tell me where they’re keeping you and I’ll sneak in and save you. Cats should be treated like kings and queens, always!
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@ Ships Cat – Darn that Thumper! Wascally wabbit has done it again. He’d better be back. Wench Beth, count me in on the resue!
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Count me in too, Wench Beth and Rowdy Wench! I want to help rescue Ships Cat. That mean Thumper dumped me for “the future Mrs. Thumper” (sulk, sulk) so Pepe Le Peu and I will assist in the secret release of our friendly cat!!
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@ Flower – thank you sweetheart! Boy Thumpie is going to be in some trouble with a whole group of us! :)
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Thumper is gonna get THUMPED!!
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@Ships Cat Mar 23rd, 2007 at 6:57 pm
“Meow!…Thumper’s got me at a pound run by the department of corrections while him and his wench live it up on holidays…I guess he’s more of a dog wabbit…meow…meow…meow…I wonder if they’ll “put me to sleep†if he’s not back in 5 days????”
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Want me to call Pansy and Burke Ships Cat?
They know how to help. Click my link.
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@ Wench Nikkiee – More troops to rescue our purple feline friend! Yay!
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Have a legal rep for Ships Cat standing by if Thumper is not back as well :) Has already tried a death row case along these lines :)
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Rowdy has been a long morning here…will make a point of catching up with you properly next round :) Have to log off now and do some yard work…the Triffids are invading :( They are getting very close now…I’m getting worried :(
Eeeeek…….help…….
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Just have time to…Animal Liberation Front will be standing by Ships Cat…don’t fret..
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@ Wench Nikkiee – make sure to take your wenchly cutlass so you can cut the stingers off the Triffids when they attack! :) Catch you later!
Boy will Thumper have an indignant group of wenches to deal with! Hee hee!
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Count me in as well wenches! Thumper you naughty wabbit! Dumping Ships Cat in a pound and leaving lovely Flower…. Bad boy.
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News flash!!!
“Flying Spaghetti Monster Wenches War on Wabbit Thumper”
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Trouble is brewing this early am over the unlawful imprisonment or a purple haired cat……sources say…..
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Hi Red DutchPasta Kidd :)
How’s things?
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Someone call? Cash up front!
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@ABC News
Meow!…I’ve got heaps of dirt on the wabbit…but what I know isn’t cheap…can I get on TV?
@The Wenches
It’s about time someone stood up to that nasty wabbit…I’ve been suffering in silence for far too long…I’m a second class animal…once I get out of here (much harder than when I went in)…I’m going to find my self a spinster who’ll feed me fried fish…
@Flower
The wabbits conduct in this matter is unconscionable…I don’t think he ever did care about you…too busy with his hot blonde floozy!!!
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Morning all!
Glad you had fun last night – time zones are such a pain in the arse!
Tell Thumper I will have a nice pot of stock bubbling on the stove ready for him, Ship’s Cat – that will get him to sort himself out :>
So, what’s everyone doing for the weekend?
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Ships Cat
“I’m a second class animal”
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A second class animal?
Hmmm…will require a more…err… intricate approach more difficult to represent!
Will be rather expensive I’m afraid. I see you may have a some character witnesses here to speak on your behalf….are they reliable and upstanding personages?
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Blumberg
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Woof…woof woof
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@Booty
“So, what’s everyone doing for the weekend?”
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It’s Sunday night here Booty *sniff*
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@Blumberg Animal Legal Aid Representative
Thumper controls me via my finances…do you think we could do this “pro bono”…perhaps a “Hogan Order”???…or wait for my “tell all” cheque…I might need an agent…know anyone???
@Booty
Fantastic!!!…I’ll tell him the pot’s an all you can eat carrot and potato anti lizard mind control eatery…he might think he’s an intellectual giant but frankly he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed…
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Ships Cat
“do you think we could do this “pro bono†”
Afraid I’m not familiar with any of those terms kitty. Only one I know is cash. Is it possible that maybe some of your supporters here could take up a collection and deposit it into my swiss bank account?
Perhaps, for a little extra on top of my fee I could have a word with with ABC News regarding an advance on the “tell all”. No doubt, if they had my word on the validity of outright depravity commonly practiced by Mr Thumper, myself being a most eminent QC, they would issue an advance.
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“frankly he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed…”
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Couple of tinnies short of a six-pack is he Ships Cat?
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If you click on my link Ships Cat, you will see that my services are well worth my fee. I not only win my cases, but set legal precedents.
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Ships Cat….have no fear…we’ll get you out :))
Pansy? Come on..lights out
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I know I’m more than a little late, but this is in response to PP’s platform of “getting rid of everything ugly”…
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Who’s scale of “ugly” are we going by? Like… what if one of your own pirates (me) isn’t overly attractive, or at least has convinced themselves (myself) of that opinion? Will they (I) get thrown overboard with the rest of the garbage?
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Arthur, as a pirate you are exempt (or should be). You will of course be saved by the FSM.
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Nikkiee, bit busy. But it’s saturday evening here so I have a bit of weekend left. Been buying quite a load of dvd’s so i’ll spend sunday watching movies and checking if the chat allready works. I always seem to post when the rest of you are asleep or working :).
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The Peter Popoffs and the Batmen, they are all christians who love Martha Stewart. My point is, the Flying Spaghetti Monster MUST enter the political arena, for there is no solution like the one where a supernatural entity interferes actively with a government’s totalitarian hold on its victims – er, I mean, “constituents.”
BTW, picked up the Gospel last night. I haven’t had time to read it at all yet, but I know that every word is true.
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Arthur Mar 24th, 2007 at 9:36 am
I know I’m more than a little late, but this is in response to PP’s platform of “getting rid of everything uglyâ€â€¦
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Who’s scale of “ugly†are we going by? Like… what if one of your own pirates (me) isn’t overly attractive, or at least has convinced themselves (myself) of that opinion? Will they (I) get thrown overboard with the rest of the garbage?”
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That is a very fair question, I’m glad you asked it!
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We feel “ugly” is more of a feeling then a physical appearance,
Kind of like… he had a nasty “ugly” disposition.
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We feel physical beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and with so many of us having our own eyes. How could we possibly judge who or who isn’t attractive?
Hope this helps.
Ramen
P.P.
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“Patrick Craig Mar 24th, 2007 at 10:05 am
The Peter Popoffs and the Batmen, they are all christians who love Martha Stewart.”
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You’re just weird.
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Morning Peter – I’ve been a bad boy again :)
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Hi, Alchemist, I’ve been trying to catch up all those posts, yes, it seems you’ve been a shit. :)
Ramen
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Hahaha – even worse now -I’ve got a myspace profile! Honey trap!
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Oh crap! Hahaha.
One of these days, I’m a little busy right now, won’t be on long.
But anyway, We’ll have to hit the topix board. It’s always active, they won’t bounce you out, Believe me.
I’ll find us a good target there, that we’ll keep us busy for hours.
Ramen
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Ok By me :))
I’m a fifteen y/o fillie on myspace – hope to catch some nasty people :( and get them on camera!
Nice to chat to you again BTW :)
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Hello everyone, haven’t been on in a while, what’s goin on?
RAmen
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Hi Pixel :) you ok my man :)
Not a lot! – I’ve been out and about a bit :) Think Peter and I might have made-up, so that’s good news anyway.
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@Alchemist
Wenches, gotta love ‘em. Just got back together with a girl so we’ve been spending some time together.
You know what I mean.
RAmen
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@Patrick Craig
Well, I’m kind of stumped… can’t tell if you are attempting to be insulting or not. I hate Martha Stewart, and I am certainly not a Christian… I don’t get it. Is that meant to be funny? I’m having a bit of a rough day… can anyone here explain this to me?
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@Alchemist
Good morning/afternoon. How’s it going today? Good to see you and the Peter (yes Peter, as the future prez, I have decided to give you a title. You are THE Peter now) are talking again. Anything good and fun going around today? I just need to go change out of my PJ’s, and then I’ll be back if anyone wants to play.
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@Pixel – must admit I prefer Wenches over sheep any time! Well, unless it’s a full moon :)
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Batman – it was boring last night :( not here – the target! No one at home – boohoo) I’m going to pop onto the site you know later – a few others have indicated they might too :))
Hail Eris!
RAmen!
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@Alchemist
Poor you. =( Nobody to play with… Well, if nobody is around, I will see to my chores… cleaning and laundry and such. Will be back later.
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Try not to destroy too many sheep…
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“Alchemist Mar 24th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
@Pixel – must admit I prefer Wenches over sheep any time! Well, unless it’s a full moon :)”
*nervously looks up current lunar phase*
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where did the chat go?..i havent checked in awhile, but its been more than 24 hrs since the 21st!
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@Alchemist
Hi Alchemist :))
“must admit I prefer Wenches over sheep any time! Well, unless it’s a full moon :)”
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Awww…Alchemist.. does that mean you are cutting down to practicing your…err… hobby to once a month now? ;) :))
Will be nice to have room to walk around in the cellar again :)
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