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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Oops I forgot – my bad! Wanted to say “Hi Pixely”! I had you pegged for a teenager, but more like 18. I’m impressed! We’ll have you thoroughly warped long before you graduate from High School! Go us! ;)
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To DPG… ok, you and me, at dawn, with pistols or cutlasses or frying pans — you choose — to see who gets to be PP’s OFFICIAL campaign manager!! It’s ok; if I lose I’m going to demand to be his running mate. But I’m going to win! I have Rowdy’s vote already so nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!!
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Davy needs his FSM chat!! I hope that I can keep my slick willie avatar. I miss real time (well ok not exactly) chat with all of my peeps around the world.
Also, if the missionary ship expenditure is kept small to start, perhaps our future could include a fleet!
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@Wench Beth
Frying pans it is!! I’ve learned to take frying pan blows from the time Alchemist thought I was moving in on Nikkiee. I will easily deal with anything you can swing at me. You on the other hand, will get your ass whooped!!
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Whew!
Somehow in all the excitement everyone has forgotten that I started it, and probably because I wasn’t paying attention properly – thank goodness no-one noticed!
And now I can stop talking to myself, if only those voices will stop…..
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During which countries dawn will this duel be held? I don’t want to miss it :))
If you want any tips on technique….
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@ Booty – sometimes the voices are really interesting!! :)
@ Wench Beth – “I have Rowdy’s vote already so nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!!” Wahahaha!
@ DPG – *claps hands* I was hoping it would be frying pans!
OK- back to housework. *insert sulking Rowdy Wench*
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@ Wench Nikkiee – “If you want any tips on technique….” HAHAHAHA!!!
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@Booty
“And now I can stop talking to myself, if only those voices will stop…..”
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Just humour them Booty….they’ll get bored soon enough :))
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Wenches! Pirates! Good grief!
How on earth will we ever rule the world, if we can’t even take over err’ I mean hold the Presidency of America without fighting amongst ourselves?
Let us work this out without fry pans! For crying out loud!
Wench Beth; I want you to be my right hand person, procurer of Mistresses, and other most important thingies!
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DPG, Of course you must be my policy writer! Who else but you understands, entirely. The need to bring back slavery, the importance of human/giraffe trampoline mating, while also understanding the value of a good cigar? I mean really, your ideals are so in tune with mine, and your ability to put thought to pen is nothing short of genius!
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At, everybody, when elected… yes I said when, not if. I promise all Wenches and Pirates equal title in the Throneship?
Yeah, I like that word. So lets all fight together against global warming, poverty, healthcare, immigration, Christians, Jews, Moslems, Hindus, those goofy assed Scientologists, ugly babies, ugly men, ugly women, heck, everything ugly.
Let us make this a beautiful world for most of us!
Thank you for listening to me today, and for FSM’s sake; let’s save the fry pans for use against our enemas!
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This message was posted at 6:26 PM Peter Popoffs office time, while still in a somewhat sober state of mind, it is representative of my thoughts at this time.
Now, can we pleasssseeee get back to the issues at hand?
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Again, thank you for your support
Peter Popoff
Future Prez an’ stuff…
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Hmmm, a definite technical difficulty… time zones. Forgot about that. We might have to virtually whack each other with frying pans at a designated time. And yes, Wench Nikkiee, I need all the tips I can get! I’ve never been in a fight before, let alone a duel!
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Whoa, looks like our posts crossed, PP. Ok, DPG, I’ll call a truce if you will and go back to procuring mistresses. Looks like PP is much more enlightened than the average bear and is giving us all equal power. SEE, THIS IS WHY PETER POPOFF NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT!! Do any of the other candidates even come CLOSE?? A big, hearty NO to that one!
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No problem Wench Beth….a few directions from me and it will be a battle royale which will go down in history :))
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Thank you so much, Wench Beth.
I feel confident that DPG will also agree with you!
Now, let us drink and think!
Ramen
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Ok, Wench Beth, I’ll let the frying pan cool down again (had been heating it to red hot temperature, to fry anyones bottom whose came into contact with it).
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Thank you so much also! DPG!
See what a peaceful world we are aready developing?I am humbled to have such an agreeable group of leaders.
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Free Miracle Water for all….
P.P.
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@ everyone – *claps hands* no frying pan duel! Woo hoo! I love being supportive of people’s decisions… :)
@ Peter – you have my vote my friend! You have the best platform of anyone running for office that I’ve ever seen.
Back to the grindstone…the house is much cleaner but lots more to go…
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@ Peter – I may have to lay off (OK maybe not entirely) the “miracle water” tonight! The stuff I had last night really kicked me in the head! :)
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To DPG… Ouch! I’m glad we’re not dueling. I do NOT want a big frying pan-shaped burn mark on my butt!!
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To Rowdy… let us know when Sara arrives! Too bad the chat room is still closed, but we can all talk here (or on any thread you choose).
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Or on the FSM group, of course! She’ll want to see all the lovely pictures and links we’ve got ;)
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@PP
“So lets all fight together against global warming, poverty, healthcare, immigration, Christians, Jews, Moslems, Hindus, those goofy assed Scientologists, ugly babies, ugly men, ugly women, heck, everything ugly.”
Have you been looking at governor Schwarzeneggers campaign? He too had policies like being ‘pro good stuff’, ‘anti bad stuff’, see
http://www.welovearnold.com
Of course his campaign team has absolutely NOTHING on me.
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@Everyone
So you people transform the “FSM Chat Update” thread into a chat room, the real chat room not havin been opened yet?
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Just temporarily, JB. Rowdy Wench has a friend coming to visit and she wants to show her around our FSM world. So if we want to say hi, this is where we can do it (or on the Yahoo group).
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@ Wench Beth – Sara is here – going to get her caught up. Starting with Peter’s platform! :)
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Excellent! Have fun, you two!
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@ JB – What are a group of pirates and wenches to do? We have to communicate somehow! :) Off on a tour…
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DutchPastaGuy Mar 23rd, 2007 at 5:16 pm
@PP
“So lets all fight together against global warming, poverty, healthcare, immigration, Christians, Jews, Moslems, Hindus, those goofy assed Scientologists, ugly babies, ugly men, ugly women, heck, everything ugly.â€
Have you been looking at governor Schwarzeneggers campaign? He too had policies like being ‘pro good stuff’, ‘anti bad stuff’, see
http://www.welovearnold.com
Of course his campaign team has absolutely NOTHING on me.
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DPG, He’s a “women hating Hitler lover” What a sad sad person, We should use his example though, idiots will follow anybody!
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Heck, that just made our job easier!
Ramen
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Jean Bart Mar 23rd, 2007 at 5:17 pm
@Everyone
So you people transform the “FSM Chat Update†thread into a chat room, the real chat room not havin been opened yet?
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Nah, we used to BS here at the CoFSM Jean, it has been awhile though.
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I lived in CA when Arnie was running for governor. Everyone, and I mean everyone (not me, though) voted for him because he was “The Terminator”. The Republicans didn’t have to campaign at all!
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@Wench Beth
I saw a documentary (by the daughter of Nancy Pelosi I believe) about Schwarzeneggers campaign. The busses in his entourage all had names of Schwarzeneggers movies. His was called The Terminator. In a nice bit of humour, the journalists were on busses called Predator 1 and Predator 2.
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To DPG… that is pathetic but it was worse than even that. In his speeches he constantly used the catch lines from his movies to make his political points. Now don’t get me wrong — I absolutely LOVE any Arnie movies — but wanting to be governor… now THAT’S an idea that ought to have been terminated. (ha ha)
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Maybe we should make a movie about Pirates and Wenches, beating each other to death with frying pans.
I will have to beat everybody though, and call myself The Popoffinator!
The wheels are spinning now! Oh boy.
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To PP… LOL, ROTF, LMAO, etc.!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t stop laughing!!!
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@ Peter – WAHAHAHA!!! Drink more! The plot will get even funnier!
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Has anyone seen Ships Cat? He survived the exchange with Momma Chinee Restoront thankfully…wanted Wench Sara to meet him!
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I have not seen Ships Cat at all today :( Maybe he’ll see the posts and reappear!
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@ Wench Beth – I hope so!
Where is everyone else? I hope Alchemist can take a break from trolling to visit us…maybe Thumpie can come by too.
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(tiny little voice:) I’m here…
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A lot of people are asleep; remember that it’s 2:15 AM in Europe and I-have-no-idea in Australia. Wish we had their phone numbers; we could call them all and wake them up! Hee hee!
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(tinier little voice:) I’m still here, but I’m also on the forum, and on the Disciples group. That makes me tiny, “like butter spread on too much bread” (c’mon, name the book aI stole this from!)
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@ JB – And it’s late for you too! Thanks again for the great welcome on the yahoo site. We both got a kick out of it! ;)
@ Wench Beth – yeah, the time zone thing again…dang it!
Gonna be time for dinner soon – I spent about 2 hours on it earlier! A yummy pasta dish with homemade tomato sauce!
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Yummy! I’ll be there in, oh, about 8 hours if I drive fast? (ha ha) I think I’m the closest Pastafarian to you, actually, being in Albuquerque!
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To JB… I give up, what is “like butter spread on too much bread†from?
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@ Wench Beth – we’ll have leftovers! :) Catch you guys later! RAmen to everyone!
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RAmen, Therese and Sara!! :)))
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LOTR ! ! ! ! ! I think Bilbo says it, about the influence of the Ring… LOTR ! ! ! ! !
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Oh! I should have known that! Duh!!! *smacks herself on the head with a wet spaghetti noodle*
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Keep smacking, I’m off (1:34 here) ;)
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Good night, sweet prince!
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