I spotted this curious Flying Spaghetti Monster-like creature in Paris… It doesn’t have meatballs, but it sure has a pirate hat (maybe it’s a vegan version?)! Hope you like it :-).
-mathieu
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@Batman
Wassup ma homie…you chill?
Milujute
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Kay that’s spelled wrong… but it does mean something. And I am not telling anyone what. So there. =P
Meanies! Jeg skal snakke på norsk fra nå av.
J’ne comprende pas.
@Batman
I’d try good ole Aussie slang but…I don’t know any…we’re just soooo Americanised…I should be “Skippy the Bush Kangaroo” but instead I’m a god damned smart mouthed wabbit…*insert god damned smart mouthed wabbit*
Ooh, every time I see a post from Thumper my heart goes all a-flutter! :)
@Thumper
ha ha ha ha ha… smart mouthed rabbits are the best kind!!!
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Was there another Batman on the site at some point? Someone asked me if I was the Batman who was imitating God. I have no idea what they were talking about…
@Flower
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I was going to try “va te faire foutre” but wasn’t sure of the spelling - still not - apologies to anyone who holds the French language sacred - Alchemist has probably mauled it a bit :) meh :)
Gah, no more french! It reminds me of how I took it in class for five years and can barely say ‘hello’, ‘how are you’, and ‘my name is’. (Yeaah, not my particular specialty, french…)
@Flower
“Ooh, every time I see a post from Thumper my heart goes all a-flutter!”…don’t worry my stinky little love muffin…I have that effect on kill joys, fundies and rancid trolls everywhere…I’d never be nasty to you so therefore “fluttery” is not necessary…I’ve decided to add you to the FSM-mas card list…
Spag Bog monster ran into me yesterday down in Australia, he didn’t last long…
The spag bog is no more…unless mister hanky comes out to play.
R.I.P Flying Spaghetti Monster
No one has a problem with gay people here, so what’s your point, dipshit?
Ludicrous post anyway. The FSM is timeless and therefore by definition immortal.
So we wait a while for the FSM to be reborn/raise Itself from the dead, shouldn’t take long, just look at how quickly It created the world
@Jingles is gay
I’m guessing you’ve gotten onto poor ole Jingles ‘puter and played a funny joke now haven’t you??? Jingles may or may not be gay but he most certainly is a beer drinkin’, cutlass weildin’, ALF lovin’ outstandin’ specimen of Aussie manhood…you and your mates on the other hand look to me like a pack ‘a’ galahs…
@Thumper
I’ll second that! Oops…the bar is calling me back :)
Catch you later
I think those “miracle” observers should be called in! Did you notice if the monster was crying? I think I see some tears gleaming in its eyes! C’mon, you all can see them, right?