I spotted this curious Flying Spaghetti Monster-like creature in Paris… It doesn’t have meatballs, but it sure has a pirate hat (maybe it’s a vegan version?)! Hope you like it :-).
-mathieu
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
It’s FSM travelling icognito!
Yes…definitely think that is a pirate hat and probably right about the vegan version too. There are a few vegie Pirates around CoFSM
Arrrgh, that be iNcognito, of course. Could be an international sign for veggie Pirates’ restaurants worldwide too… “Get It Here, Don’t Mind The Meatballs!”
It’s the FSM’s veggie cousin. He joined the Godly Veggie Pirate Navy at the age of 7.
Wonderful, this only strengthens our claim to France!
The Holy Land will be ours!!!
RAmen
Le Voler Monstre de Spaghetti…
This lot loose in such a prolific wine-producing country in the world would be loads of fun!
Just more proof that He lives. Praise be.
rAmen
That FSM totally looks like he’s up to something. Shady.
Praise be to the vegan FSM! Let us worship all forms in which He presents himself to us.
He’s really cute. I guess the FSM, being all-powerful, can appear as a cutie any time He wants.
Le monstre de spaghettis volant est partout, même dans le pays où le créationisme est le moins probable de s’installer.
I’m with Nick on the shady bit… has anyone checked him for a goatee? I imagine there’s an equivalent for the FSM to God and the Devil, and this character seems as likely a suspect as any…
Ah, oui oui, St. Jimmy, le MSV est tres incroyable. Je suis intimide de son appendage nouille.
@St. Jimmy Mar 20th, 2007 at 9:37 am “Le monstre de spaghettis volant est partout, même dans le pays où le créationisme est le moins probable de s’installer.”
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Sauf avec Sarko com président… aha!
Aaargh! comME président…
Ok, all you French speakers, could you please translate for the unenlightened? Thank you!
EEP!! First the Dutch code words… now the the French! I wish English was a sneakier language, so I could join in all the conspiracies too!! =(
Merde!
Shit - he said merde! baise moi!
@Batman
Wassup ma homie…you chill?
Milujute
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Kay that’s spelled wrong… but it does mean something. And I am not telling anyone what. So there. =P
Meanies! Jeg skal snakke på norsk fra nå av.
J’ne comprende pas.
@Batman
I’d try good ole Aussie slang but…I don’t know any…we’re just soooo Americanised…I should be “Skippy the Bush Kangaroo” but instead I’m a god damned smart mouthed wabbit…*insert god damned smart mouthed wabbit*
Ooh, every time I see a post from Thumper my heart goes all a-flutter! :)
@Thumper
ha ha ha ha ha… smart mouthed rabbits are the best kind!!!
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Was there another Batman on the site at some point? Someone asked me if I was the Batman who was imitating God. I have no idea what they were talking about…
@Flower
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I was going to try “va te faire foutre” but wasn’t sure of the spelling - still not - apologies to anyone who holds the French language sacred - Alchemist has probably mauled it a bit :) meh :)
Gah, no more french! It reminds me of how I took it in class for five years and can barely say ‘hello’, ‘how are you’, and ‘my name is’. (Yeaah, not my particular specialty, french…)
@Flower
“Ooh, every time I see a post from Thumper my heart goes all a-flutter!”…don’t worry my stinky little love muffin…I have that effect on kill joys, fundies and rancid trolls everywhere…I’d never be nasty to you so therefore “fluttery” is not necessary…I’ve decided to add you to the FSM-mas card list…
Spag Bog monster ran into me yesterday down in Australia, he didn’t last long…
The spag bog is no more…unless mister hanky comes out to play.
R.I.P Flying Spaghetti Monster
No one has a problem with gay people here, so what’s your point, dipshit?
Ludicrous post anyway. The FSM is timeless and therefore by definition immortal.
So we wait a while for the FSM to be reborn/raise Itself from the dead, shouldn’t take long, just look at how quickly It created the world
@Jingles is gay
I’m guessing you’ve gotten onto poor ole Jingles ‘puter and played a funny joke now haven’t you??? Jingles may or may not be gay but he most certainly is a beer drinkin’, cutlass weildin’, ALF lovin’ outstandin’ specimen of Aussie manhood…you and your mates on the other hand look to me like a pack ‘a’ galahs…
@Thumper
I’ll second that! Oops…the bar is calling me back :)
Catch you later
I think those “miracle” observers should be called in! Did you notice if the monster was crying? I think I see some tears gleaming in its eyes! C’mon, you all can see them, right?
@Batman Mar 20th, 2007 at 6:05 pm “Was there another Batman on the site at some point? Someone asked me if I was the Batman who was imitating God. I have no idea what they were talking about…”
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Nope, Varthonai asked you if you were the Batman he pretended to be God to. In other words, did you ever discuss something here with Varthonai/God? Some of you have, I haven’t (not my cup of tea, and it happened outside my mainpage-time). There’s only ONE real Batman here!
FSM ama tutti! carnivori, vegetariani e pirati!
che bello!
@Vera Fedele
Not sure I catch all of that, but I believe you’re saying the FSM loves all of us, carnivores, vegetarians and pirates. Well indeed. All who open their heart to him can feel the warm embrace of His noodly appendages. Welcome to CoFSM, please hang around for a bit if you like.
sì! (FSM loves italians too!).
I can’t believe it…now the French are dabbling in Creationism:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17799902/
Sacre bleu…
And the Turks, too…they’re saying that evolutionary theory is the source of terrorism:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15857761/
@Mike T
Don’t worry, the story of creationist DVDs coming from Turkey has been around for a while. The French are wonderfully secular, few in France will buy into the rubbish.
The way it hangs over one side makes it look more like a pirate beret.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Hats
Although I would love it to have been the FSM, I’ll have to argue that that’s probably a Physalia physalis: http://www3.nationalgeographic.com/animals/invertebrates/portuguese-man-of-war.html … Maybe they’re the FSM’s aquatic priests!