fsm chat

Published by Bobby Henderson March 19th, 2007 in General FSM news.

Hey, I just installed a chat application. It’s still in experimental stage, but here it is:

www.venganza.org/chat/

150 Responses to “fsm chat”

1. 141 - March 27th, 2007 at - snokkle pie Says:
   
   

   im a jesus believer nd u all r going 2 burn in hell

2. 142 - March 27th, 2007 at - DutchPastaGuy Says:
   
   

   @Snokkle pie
   Care to tell us why we are all wrong?

3. 143 - March 30th, 2007 at - Me Says:
   
   

   this is the most rediculous religion. did some three year old wake up one morning and say i want to make a religion daddy based on spaghetti?
   haha you all crack me up!!

4. 144 - March 30th, 2007 at - Me Says:
   
   

   Spaghetti isnt going to lead you to anywhere but humiliation. Jesus Christ the Son of the Only Living God loves you and died for you so that you may come to Heaven.

   John 3:16 says: for God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that who so ever believes in Him will not perish (go to hell) but have eternal life.

   Does your spaghetti monster love you? did it die for you? has it made you feel unique and special?

   The bible tells us in Gen. that God created man in His own image.

5. 145 - March 30th, 2007 at - jacob Says:
   
   

   all hail the FSM he’s big and yellow and red.
   he even ate my best friend
   his people are so short and sll they say is arrggh
   and if you are not one of them your spaghetti will surely be cold

6. 146 - May 27th, 2007 at - Lillith Says:
   
   

   i’m 4′ 11″–i’m touched by his noodly appendages—so yes, the FSM has made me feel special and unique.

   So what–my own logic tells me that man created god in his own image.

7. 147 - September 12th, 2007 at - Ben Macknight Says:
   
   

   Oh man , I love my bible , i sleep with it every night , and wank over him aswell coz he is fit

8. 148 - September 12th, 2007 at - Sira Says:
   
   

   I love his noodly appendage!

9. 149 - September 12th, 2007 at - Pluto Says:
   
   

   Ben Macknight
   You too! I love the Bible. It tells me it’s ok to rape and murder people who don’t believe in your god! My new Muslim nabours were shocked when I kicked their door in, beat them up then raped their 12 year old daughter then tortured them to death inquisition style! The daughter is now my sex slave as per the teachings of Mosses.
   I can’t wait for the weekends these days. As I go to any business that is open, from shop to pub, and stone to death the people working there. It’s better then going to church were I was banned!! I don’t get it. All I did was try to beat the vicker to death because said he “was doing the lords work” when clearly it was the day of the Sabbath!! And he had a craven image in the church. Some guy on a lower case T?
   Oh well on the bright side my 12 year old love slave is pregnant, so with any luck it’ll be a girl so I can get drunk and have sex with her, just like Lot! If it’s a boy I’ll just take him up a mountain and sacrifice him to God, just like he asked me to do when he speaks to me in my head.
   See, and people think Christians are boring old fuddy duddys. But following the bible literally is the most fun I’ve ever had. PS who’s working this Sunday? My stone lobbing are is warmed up and ready

10. 150 - September 12th, 2007 at - Pluto Says:
    
    

    Was that OTT. Sorry my pious rage knows no bounds.
    Let all go on a crusade to the Middle East. It’s full of non believers! We can make a week end of it!!

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