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Sorry puffaliaz if you never got responses on the threads here. This is a very recent thread, I don’t know if the other ones you posted in were new ones at the time. The conversation in a thread usually dies out after a while, the new ones are the ‘live’ ones.
In the chat room, were any others signed in (their user names visible on the right) when you were there?
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@ everyone – the chat room thing is fun, although it seems like many of us had a steep learning curve! I’ll be around later to play in there and thoroughly looking forward to it! Don’t give up on it. The echo can be lonely though.
@ puffaliaz – sorry you feel ignored. I don’t remember seeing your name before! DPG is right – if you post on the threads under “Recent Comments” you are more likely to land on a popular one. Welcome and RAmen! Hope you stay and play!
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@Rowdy
Hello….usually when I go in no one wants to chat…I guess Messrs Popoff and McOar were right about the wabbit *insert sob*
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I tried out the chat thingy but I couldn’t get it to work so instead I’ll just post a comment…
My friend invited me to attend his youth group tonight. I’m pretty sure I’m gonna go. Shall I bring the gospel and dress like a pirate?
I don’t want to get thrown out too soon though… There are some good lookin ladies there…
Any suggestions on my first youth group meeting?
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It’s a Christian youth group by the way.
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@ Thumpie – I’ll chat with you! Give me a minute to get logged in. I’ll be around off and on (mostly on later).
@ pirate kid – My suggestion for the first meeting is go in normal clothes and get a feel for the mood/attitude of the group. Find out how rigid they are in their beliefs, and what kind of sense of humor they have. Then work Pastafarianism in if it won’t be totally rejected and you thrown out. Maybe some of the good lookin ladies will become wenches!
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@Pirate Kid
Hell yeah I have suggestions!!!…you’re on the right track in terms of attire and accessories and given that there’ll be wenches I believe that the FSM would want you to go.
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On a first outing you might be very polite and respectful while asking frequent difficult question about things like
…If Mary was a virgin and living in a chaste relationship with Joseph…how did they consummate the marriage (as required by the church) and if they didn’t consummate the marriage and weren’t “legally married” were they living in sin???…
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This is just like trolling but you’re really there!!!…enjoy…
RAmen and Hail Eris!
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@Rowdy
Give me five mins oh wench of wenches!!!
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I know. I was just messin’.
I’d be way too scared to dress up in pirate regalia and bring the gospel. These kids are crazy. They’d probably burn it. These are like the gnarley super conservative Christians that hate gay people and stuff. I’m not really sure why I’m even going but it should be pretty entertaining.
I know that I’m gonna be tempted to ask why there are fossils if the world is only 6,000 years old or whatever. And how Noah sailed all the way down to Australia to get the Kangaroos on his boat…
Oh well. I’ll be polite even know I know they would make fun of Pastafarianism… sigh.
RAmen
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@ Pirate kid – Have you read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? There are dinosaur bones because the aliens who built the Earth put them there – for fun, I think. Good luck and come back to decompress!
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Those bones were put there to test your faith!!!!
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@ Pirate Kid – I remember something about that! It’s been a very long time since I’ve read the book!
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@Pirate Kid
When you get there accuse one of them of “witch craft”…they’ll all turn on “the witch” while you can steal cake and nibblies…take a nap sack…Christians usually have plenty of finger food to make up for the lack of beer and sense of humour…
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@ Thumpie – Good advice!
I’ll be back later…
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Full of kids – Not my scene :(
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The chat site – not for me!
Hail Eris!
RAmen!
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@Alchemist
I’m a bit the same…hard to have a conversation with numbers in there…now Final Harvest!!! That’s a chat and a half…
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@ Thumpie and Alchemist – Glad to know I wasn’t the only one having a hard time keeping up with that. It’s fun when it just a few people. Will give it a go for a bit, but I still love the threads. Time to think about what to say and not as dizzying…
@ Thumpie – NOW I’ve settled down with the whiskey! :)
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@Rowdy
Good for you…made addition to “wabbit space”…not so secret wabbit…
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@ Thumpie – Will check that out later! Hubby needed the computer to solve a huge problem at work so I got kicked off for the last hour and a half. I need to spend some time with him and let him vent about what’s going on. I’ll catch you guys later…
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Damn Thumper quit changing it up on me! I went from thinking that you were a complete troll (many months ago, was there another thumper before the TMed thumper, to thinking you were an 80 year old, and now there are hot blondes all over your page. I’m so confused.
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I’m back!
I’ve managed to come out alive… Dang I must have prayed more in the past hour and a half than I have in my entire life. haha. I think I counted something like 9 or 10 times. ugh. There wasn’t even food! WTF! I was starving.
@Thumper- you should’ve told me sooner!! That would have been way funny.
I think they caught me rolling my eyes a few times however- which was rude on my part- but they were making fun of Mexicans, gays, and non Christians so ya know…
We were praying for a few of the kids to get better grades at one point (no seriously- praying to God to give them better grades)when one of the adults leading the discussion made note that he had failed 7 classes in high school… Needless to say, he was missing a few teeth.
So yeah it was an interesting experience. I might even go back next week. Mostly for the super hot girls that go to the school that is in the town next to mine. It was cool meeting them… :)
Alright anyway I didn’t really mention that I’m a Pastafarian yet. If I wait for the opportune moment, it might be funnier and make a better story to tell later on. I’ll keep you guys updated. alright, good night everybody……
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@ Nick – Hi! I had a post written and the darned thing wouldn’t go. Don’t have time to stay – it’s been “interesting” around here tonight. Hopefully chat with you later!
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Just so y’all know, Prophet Bobby is updating the chat room to be even bigger and better. That’s why you can’t access it right now.
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@Thumper â„¢ Mar 20th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
““For now I’m off to the club (the club) for a little light refreshmentsâ€â€¦unless you’ve gone stark raving mad I’d assume that you had some idea what I’m talking about”
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Just playing Thumper :))
According to some sources I am apparently already “stark raving mad”
Might be right too….hahahahahaha
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@Wenchy
It’s not nice to tease the wabbit…you’re either going to the club or you’re not…I’m a nice wabbit…why torment me???
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So I have just heard anyway :)))
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@Wenchy
cryptic???…hows life been treating you?…have I missed much at church today?
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@Pirate kid
“Thumper- you should’ve told me sooner!! That would have been way funny.”…well just make sure that if it’s mischief you’re wanting to get up to in the future that you let poor ole Thumpie in on it…
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@Thumper
Oh sorry Thumper… didn’t mean to tease :(
Was just trying to be being mysterious and secretive.
Already been to the club now . And as far as I know Bludgers hasn’t changed…haven’t been there much for quite a while .
The stark raving mad comment wasn’t aim at you. Was just something I heard somewhere recently :O :))
Cheers
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@Thumper â„¢ Mar 23rd, 2007 at 12:43 am
“hows life been treating you?…have I missed much at church today?”
Life is good :) Yourself?
Umm.. I think most of the comments were on “why are you doing this” thread today.
Least while I was around anyway. Oh and will you tell Ships Cat that Pansy has left the building. She had important work to do…but says she’ll try and catch up with the kitty in the near future :))
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Oh and how’s the weather where you are?
I went off on a trip yesterday, spent five hours or so there, and then returned home due to the heavy rain (was up on a mountain top) with more predicted!
Didn’t take predictions too seriously beforehand, as it was relatively fine and I think the weatherman knows predicting rain in the area at this time of year is a fairly safe bet.
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@Wenchy
A mountain wench??? I’m in Cairns…my future Mrs Thumper is meeting my dear old mumsey…it’s raining buckets and is hot…damn hot…and there’s lots of shrubs and bitey insects…I’ve become a city wabbit…
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Hahahahaha….sounds like Cairns for sure. I myself have a very dear soft spot for Cairns :)
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“and there’s lots of shrubs and bitey insects…I’ve become a city wabbit…”
So you’re back in the bush :p I remember when I first moved back up as well after years of city life. My nearest “milk bar” is a 20km round trip now Thumper. City is even further. Least there is no cyclones around at the moment. Really hope you enjoy your visit. Oh and I saw your new pics on Myspace…nice :))
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“it’s raining buckets and is hot…damn hot”
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Perfect pub weather…as anyone who has ever spent time there well knows :))
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Please add or detract letters from my previous posts where necessary…think I need a new pair of un-sandpapered reading glasses. Or maybe I’ll buy the non-frosted glass type next time.
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@Wenchy
Operation get the fiancé pissed has been a sterling success…in fact it’s worked really well and she’s now in bed…asleep…bugger!…
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Cairns is still Cairns from what I’ve observed…grew up here…couldn’t live here again…uncivilised…I’m a civilized wabbit…
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YALL SUCK FUCK THE FSM
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@Hungry Bitch
AROOOoooooooo!
WIBBLE, WIBble, wibble :P
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WHAT?!?! There’s a future Mrs. Thumper?!?! I am mortally wounded. My heart has been torn in two. I will never recover from this rejection. Guess I’ll have to chase after Pepe Le Peu now… he is rather cute, after all… and he is a skunk like me… hmmm, this might not be so bad…;)
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im a jesus believer nd u all r going 2 burn in hell
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@Snokkle pie
Care to tell us why we are all wrong?
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this is the most rediculous religion. did some three year old wake up one morning and say i want to make a religion daddy based on spaghetti?
haha you all crack me up!!
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Spaghetti isnt going to lead you to anywhere but humiliation. Jesus Christ the Son of the Only Living God loves you and died for you so that you may come to Heaven.
John 3:16 says: for God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that who so ever believes in Him will not perish (go to hell) but have eternal life.
Does your spaghetti monster love you? did it die for you? has it made you feel unique and special?
The bible tells us in Gen. that God created man in His own image.
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all hail the FSM he’s big and yellow and red.
he even ate my best friend
his people are so short and sll they say is arrggh
and if you are not one of them your spaghetti will surely be cold
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i’m 4′ 11″–i’m touched by his noodly appendages—so yes, the FSM has made me feel special and unique.
So what–my own logic tells me that man created god in his own image.
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Oh man , I love my bible , i sleep with it every night , and wank over him aswell coz he is fit
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I love his noodly appendage!
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Ben Macknight
You too! I love the Bible. It tells me it’s ok to rape and murder people who don’t believe in your god! My new Muslim nabours were shocked when I kicked their door in, beat them up then raped their 12 year old daughter then tortured them to death inquisition style! The daughter is now my sex slave as per the teachings of Mosses.
I can’t wait for the weekends these days. As I go to any business that is open, from shop to pub, and stone to death the people working there. It’s better then going to church were I was banned!! I don’t get it. All I did was try to beat the vicker to death because said he “was doing the lords work” when clearly it was the day of the Sabbath!! And he had a craven image in the church. Some guy on a lower case T?
Oh well on the bright side my 12 year old love slave is pregnant, so with any luck it’ll be a girl so I can get drunk and have sex with her, just like Lot! If it’s a boy I’ll just take him up a mountain and sacrifice him to God, just like he asked me to do when he speaks to me in my head.
See, and people think Christians are boring old fuddy duddys. But following the bible literally is the most fun I’ve ever had. PS who’s working this Sunday? My stone lobbing are is warmed up and ready
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Was that OTT. Sorry my pious rage knows no bounds.
Let all go on a crusade to the Middle East. It’s full of non believers! We can make a week end of it!!
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