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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Damn Thumper quit changing it up on me! I went from thinking that you were a complete troll (many months ago, was there another thumper before the TMed thumper, to thinking you were an 80 year old, and now there are hot blondes all over your page. I’m so confused.
I’m back!
I’ve managed to come out alive… Dang I must have prayed more in the past hour and a half than I have in my entire life. haha. I think I counted something like 9 or 10 times. ugh. There wasn’t even food! WTF! I was starving.
@Thumper- you should’ve told me sooner!! That would have been way funny.
I think they caught me rolling my eyes a few times however- which was rude on my part- but they were making fun of Mexicans, gays, and non Christians so ya know…
We were praying for a few of the kids to get better grades at one point (no seriously- praying to God to give them better grades)when one of the adults leading the discussion made note that he had failed 7 classes in high school… Needless to say, he was missing a few teeth.
So yeah it was an interesting experience. I might even go back next week. Mostly for the super hot girls that go to the school that is in the town next to mine. It was cool meeting them… :)
Alright anyway I didn’t really mention that I’m a Pastafarian yet. If I wait for the opportune moment, it might be funnier and make a better story to tell later on. I’ll keep you guys updated. alright, good night everybody……
@ Nick - Hi! I had a post written and the darned thing wouldn’t go. Don’t have time to stay - it’s been “interesting” around here tonight. Hopefully chat with you later!
Just so y’all know, Prophet Bobby is updating the chat room to be even bigger and better. That’s why you can’t access it right now.
@Thumper â„¢ Mar 20th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
““For now I’m off to the club (the club) for a little light refreshmentsâ€â€¦unless you’ve gone stark raving mad I’d assume that you had some idea what I’m talking about”
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Just playing Thumper :))
According to some sources I am apparently already “stark raving mad”
Might be right too….hahahahahaha
@Wenchy
It’s not nice to tease the wabbit…you’re either going to the club or you’re not…I’m a nice wabbit…why torment me???
So I have just heard anyway :)))
@Wenchy
cryptic???…hows life been treating you?…have I missed much at church today?
@Pirate kid
“Thumper- you should’ve told me sooner!! That would have been way funny.”…well just make sure that if it’s mischief you’re wanting to get up to in the future that you let poor ole Thumpie in on it…
@Thumper
Oh sorry Thumper… didn’t mean to tease :(
Was just trying to be being mysterious and secretive.
Already been to the club now . And as far as I know Bludgers hasn’t changed…haven’t been there much for quite a while .
The stark raving mad comment wasn’t aim at you. Was just something I heard somewhere recently :O :))
Cheers
@Thumper â„¢ Mar 23rd, 2007 at 12:43 am
“hows life been treating you?…have I missed much at church today?”
Life is good :) Yourself?
Umm.. I think most of the comments were on “why are you doing this” thread today.
Least while I was around anyway. Oh and will you tell Ships Cat that Pansy has left the building. She had important work to do…but says she’ll try and catch up with the kitty in the near future :))
Oh and how’s the weather where you are?
I went off on a trip yesterday, spent five hours or so there, and then returned home due to the heavy rain (was up on a mountain top) with more predicted!
Didn’t take predictions too seriously beforehand, as it was relatively fine and I think the weatherman knows predicting rain in the area at this time of year is a fairly safe bet.
@Wenchy
A mountain wench??? I’m in Cairns…my future Mrs Thumper is meeting my dear old mumsey…it’s raining buckets and is hot…damn hot…and there’s lots of shrubs and bitey insects…I’ve become a city wabbit…
Hahahahaha….sounds like Cairns for sure. I myself have a very dear soft spot for Cairns :)
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“and there’s lots of shrubs and bitey insects…I’ve become a city wabbit…”
So you’re back in the bush :p I remember when I first moved back up as well after years of city life. My nearest “milk bar” is a 20km round trip now Thumper. City is even further. Least there is no cyclones around at the moment. Really hope you enjoy your visit. Oh and I saw your new pics on Myspace…nice :))
“it’s raining buckets and is hot…damn hot”
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Perfect pub weather…as anyone who has ever spent time there well knows :))
Please add or detract letters from my previous posts where necessary…think I need a new pair of un-sandpapered reading glasses. Or maybe I’ll buy the non-frosted glass type next time.
@Wenchy
Operation get the fiancé pissed has been a sterling success…in fact it’s worked really well and she’s now in bed…asleep…bugger!…
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Cairns is still Cairns from what I’ve observed…grew up here…couldn’t live here again…uncivilised…I’m a civilized wabbit…
YALL SUCK FUCK THE FSM
@Hungry Bitch
AROOOoooooooo!
WIBBLE, WIBble, wibble :P
WHAT?!?! There’s a future Mrs. Thumper?!?! I am mortally wounded. My heart has been torn in two. I will never recover from this rejection. Guess I’ll have to chase after Pepe Le Peu now… he is rather cute, after all… and he is a skunk like me… hmmm, this might not be so bad…;)