I posted a request for help on the private site too…I have no idea how to use this! I signed in but don’t see any way to type a message. Please help!
Hi SaucyWench - I tried posting a message to you several times the other night but it just wouldn’t go. Very frustrating, but I am sure His Noodlyness has his reasons! ;)
OK Smartass - ya I can figure that part out! OK you inspired me to give it another go and I got it figured out. I’m going to get a snack so I can park myself in front of the computer till hubby gets home! ;)
@ Ships Cat - hello my purple-furred friend! I loved your comments to hungdaddy! ;) Glad to see you tonight…
@ Thumpie - sorry to take so long to get this post to you. I’ve been trying, I really have! Have you ventured into the chat room yet? It will be the end of any of us having a life I’m sure! Too much fun…
A few of us have been chating over there, I like it. Of course you can only see messages that were added since you entered the room. Are you guys still having trouble?
Yeah, the first time I looked at my girlfriends page, I was like “Who the hell is this dude tom”, then I realized that everyone had him.
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Don’t piss of Tom, he holds the power!
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I’d be your friend, but I’m still holding out on the whole myspace thing.
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Are you really in your eighties? I didn’t realize that we had octagenarians lurking on these pages, cool!
@Rowdy and Nick
“you always have me”…”I’d be your friend, but I’m still holding out on the whole myspace thing.”
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Awwwwr shucks guys!!!…thanks!…Bambi was written in 1923 so I thought it was accurate for the wabbit’s age…I’m a bit younger then that…Tom holds the power huh…I suspect he’s often deleted and thus holds no grudges…now I just have to figure out how to use “my new found space” to advance the dual causes of mischief and pastafarianism…
@Rowdy and Nick
“you always have me”…”I’d be your friend, but I’m still holding out on the whole myspace thing.”
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Awwwwr shucks guys!!!…thanks!…Bambi was written in 1923 so I thought it was accurate for the wabbit’s age…I’m a bit younger then that…Tom holds the power huh…I suspect he’s often deleted and thus holds no grudges…now I just have to figure out how to use “my new found space” to advance the dual causes of mischief and pastafarianism…
@Rowdy and Nick
“you always have me”…”I’d be your friend, but I’m still holding out on the whole myspace thing.”
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Awwwwr shucks guys!!!…thanks!…Bambi was written in 1923 so I thought it was accurate for the wabbit’s age…I’m a bit younger then that…Tom holds the power huh…I suspect he’s often deleted and thus holds no grudges…now I just have to figure out how to use “my new found space” to advance the dual causes of mischief and pastafarianism…
@Rowdy and Nick
“you always have me”…”I’d be your friend, but I’m still holding out on the whole myspace thing.”
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Awwwwr shucks guys!!!…thanks!…Bambi was written in 1923 so I thought it was accurate for the wabbit’s age…I’m a bit younger then that…Tom holds the power huh…I suspect he’s often deleted and thus holds no grudges…now I just have to figure out how to use “my new found space” to advance the dual causes of mischief and pastafarianism…
Oops…there’s trouble in paradise!!!…sorry about the multi post…’puter playing up…*wabbit kicks keyboard*…at least with a “wabbit space” page people can send my very own hate mail to me direct…saves time…
@Rowdy
“Thumpie - why on earth do you think anyone would send you hate mail?”…It’s because I’m a misunderstood wabbit…I encourage drunken posting…always more fun…is the drunken snicker because you’re drunken or because you understand full well why some folks hate poor ole Thumpie???
Dude, are you off your meds, whats with the quadruple post? Prabably server problems, its happened to me before.
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The FSM has at least 30 separate Myspace profiles. They could be good friends.
Ahhh…the old HDD (clinically know as humour deficit disorder)
Just popped in to see if Ares was around for a bit of fun…no show :( Doesn’t want to talk to me anyway :(
@ Thumpie - the drunken snicker is coz I’m drunken! :) I came back long enough to say I need to go to bed! Hubby called me a junkie - and that’s not nice! Oh well…see you all later!
@Nick the Missionary Mar 19th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
“Dude, are you off your meds, whats with the quadruple post?”
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Seems to have been happening to a few others here and there over the board today, as well.
@Wenchy
I noticed on the “book discussion” thread you suggested that you went back to re read Arse’s posts??? what’s a wabbit to make of this???…there’s better sites out there for that sort of thing Wenchy…of course I wouldn’t know being a good wabbit…did you have a look at my new link???
“there’s better sites out there for that sort of thing Wenchy”
hahahahahah…the earlier ones Thumper…not the poor things attempts at sweet talking Batman. (shouldn’t say that I suppose…Batman might enjoy having her very own troll ;)
Yes did see your link..was going to offer sympathy for your hangover…but bit flat here myself…writing a paper on not the most humourous topic :(
Well…was only a brief visit..got to get back to it :(
Will catch you around…wabbit. :) Oh and you know how to avoid hangovers don’t you…of course you do…stay drunk ;)
@Wenchy
That’s fine advice…I like the way alcohol improves my personality and social skills…why not have it for breakfast…I think we can find Batman a better Troll then Arse…although…I’m curious as to where it was all heading…
@ Nikkee
“Hey Nick chat won’t let me log in as Nikkiee…says that name is taken by Nick :)
It did the same thing to me when I tried to log in as a guest (even though I didn’t specify a name),
“Ahhh…the old HDD (clinically know as humour deficit disorder)”
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Damn you’ve got a good memory!
In Greek mythology, Ares (in Greek: ΆÏης - Aris (”Battle Strife”))[1] is the son of Zeus (king of the gods) and Hera. Though often incorrectly referred to as the Olympian god of war, he is more accurately the god of savage war, or bloodlust. The Romans identified him as Mars, the Roman god of war.
Awww, poor Thumper, no friends…. But I guess tyou wouldn’t want me as one, since I do enjoy a tasty little rabbit (note: not Wabbit but Rabbit) from time to time. Sigh.
@RDPK
“But I guess tyou wouldn’t want me as one, since I do enjoy a tasty little rabbit”…I suppose I could make an exception…what if you agree to only eat bad rabbit like the one in the “Feebles”???…I’ll post a friendship contract for you to sign somewhere sometime…
Well, their behavior wasn’t very tasty, but maybe they would be… I promise I’ll check if the rabbits were nice or mean and rude and only eat the latter OK?
Sounds like everyone’s getting all cozy in the chat room…
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@Nick, RE: Multiple FSM profiles
The boyfriend of one of my best Myspace friends runs an FSM profile, and it confuses her to no end when I forget that and say things like “FSM knows…”. :|
@Thumper, in answer to your post way, way back there (we’re in vastly different times zones, sorry) no, I’m not a heartless troll. I sincerely love you. When I think about you I get a warm, fuzzy feeling inside. I wish you were my wabbit :)
@Flower
“we’re in vastly different times zones, sorry”
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Yeah - bugger isn’t it! I’d fancy a few brews with him most Friday nights if it didn’t take the best part of a day to fly there :)
@Flower and Alchemist
Time zones are for the best…If you pair were living in the future with me you’d just fight over who’s wabbit I was…I come home singing sea shanties with Alchemist, “three quarters to the wind” and Flower would spray the pair of us with skunk gunk…
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If I had a night in with Flower, Alchemist would be down the pub telling all my ship mates that I’d been “skunk whipped”…At least Ships Cat tries to avoid me when he can…probably for the best…
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@Flower
That warm fuzzy feeling could be indigestion…but I love you to.
“I think I ate a rotten hibiscus bloom for lunch”…did you pick one from the shrub or have you been just getting your meals off the ground???…I hope you haven’t been going through garbage cans again…you know what the vet said about that!!!…
Hmmm - Flower & Thumper - yeah - probably :)) and the classic “why on earth did you bring him back here! He can’t even stand up! You and you’re bloody mates!!”
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All hail Freddy Flintoff =))
. http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4418
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if you fancy :))
@Thumper
I may have some disturbing news for you. Sheep and wabbits are out, giraffes are all the rage now for Pastafarians. To help us deal with global warming.
@DPG
I’ve been “out” for some time now…giraffe is close enough to gaffe to remain a popular animal with me however…does the FSM have an Arc!!!…can Flower “pair” with me rather then another wabbit…do you reckon we need a Noah or just run with a Joan???
@ihatemyspace
I thought of you and just had to make a profile…must say I’m disappointed though that no one has made any nasty comments on there…I was hoping to be told that I’m an egotistical narcissistic Aussie rat rooter or something fun like that…I live in hope…
To Thumper… great idea, having an ark on the FSM pirate ship! Ships Cat can be in charge (or you, whatever you both decide) and Flower and Pansy and whatever other animals are hanging out here can be residents, too.
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Seriously, though, we will need an actual ship’s cat to keep the mouse and rat population down (except Wench Beth is secretly going to follow the cat around, rescue the mice and rats at the last minute, and keep them as pets :) Plus it would be fun to have a dog — anyone know what breeds like to live on boats?
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And, naturally, a giraffe or two must be present. Man, you guys are disgusting :)))
Just to get the ball rolling for your comments ;)
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“I’m an egotistical narcissistic Aussie rat rooter”
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I’ll also try for something a little sharper and more creative.
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*as wenchy packs up stuff to off run to club :P*
Catch you later :)
K last one!
“whatever other animals are hanging out here can be residents”
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Thumper…anyone else noticed that Thumper seems to be always surrounded by animals?
:)))
@Beth
Ships Cat in charge!!!…FSM help us…that varmit spends 23 hours a day sleeping and the other hour developing it’s personality disorder…
@Wenchy
The Club huh…do they still have “Bludgers” on a Friday?…$2.00 tinnies and a live band???
@@Wenchy
“The Club huh…do they still have “Bludgers†on a Friday?…$2.00 tinnies and a live band???”
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No idea what you are talking about Thumper :)
@Wenchy
“For now I’m off to the club (the club) for a little light refreshments”…unless you’ve gone stark raving mad I’d assume that you had some idea what I’m talking about based upon the post in inverted commas above and aforesaid by you.
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“anyone else noticed that Thumper seems to be always surrounded by animals?”…I’m classic Disney…all the FSM’s creatures living together in peace and harmony…
@Rowdy
Hello. It’s just that you haven’t looked hard enough to find Ships Cat’s personality disorder…it’s hidden under all that purple fluff…
@Beth
“And, naturally, a giraffe or two must be present. Man, you guys are disgusting”…I don’t get it???…Is this something dirty that I’m too innocent to have encountered???
@ Thumpie - I dunno, even with a personality disorder I sure do like that cat!! The whole giraffe thing is based on the idea that if humans interbreed with giraffes then the resulting hybrids will have longer necks and their heads will be higher up where the air is cooler…thus combating the global warming problem until we can generate enough pirates to do the job properly. I hope that clears things up! :)
I probably need to be done for the night - it’s been a slow night here at FSM.
@Rowdy
Looks like you’ve gone…I’m off also…may pop my head out of the warren for a peek…we’ll have to schedule a play date in the chat room for another time…adios!!!
Hey Thumpie - I’ll be around tomorrow night (my time - urgh - the time difference is tough!) It seems the chat room has been empty all night. :( See you later! Should be in about 22 hours…
Bubba, it worked most times I tried it, although at the very beginning the served buckled for a good while. And when the venganza page said there were 4 people in the chat room or so, I found it empty a few times. The problem may very well not be on your end, but on the server end. Still, I’ve wasted many nice hours there already. Worth to keep trying!
Sorry puffaliaz if you never got responses on the threads here. This is a very recent thread, I don’t know if the other ones you posted in were new ones at the time. The conversation in a thread usually dies out after a while, the new ones are the ‘live’ ones.
In the chat room, were any others signed in (their user names visible on the right) when you were there?
@ everyone - the chat room thing is fun, although it seems like many of us had a steep learning curve! I’ll be around later to play in there and thoroughly looking forward to it! Don’t give up on it. The echo can be lonely though.
@ puffaliaz - sorry you feel ignored. I don’t remember seeing your name before! DPG is right - if you post on the threads under “Recent Comments” you are more likely to land on a popular one. Welcome and RAmen! Hope you stay and play!
@ Thumpie - I’ll chat with you! Give me a minute to get logged in. I’ll be around off and on (mostly on later).
@ pirate kid - My suggestion for the first meeting is go in normal clothes and get a feel for the mood/attitude of the group. Find out how rigid they are in their beliefs, and what kind of sense of humor they have. Then work Pastafarianism in if it won’t be totally rejected and you thrown out. Maybe some of the good lookin ladies will become wenches!
@Pirate Kid
Hell yeah I have suggestions!!!…you’re on the right track in terms of attire and accessories and given that there’ll be wenches I believe that the FSM would want you to go.
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On a first outing you might be very polite and respectful while asking frequent difficult question about things like
…If Mary was a virgin and living in a chaste relationship with Joseph…how did they consummate the marriage (as required by the church) and if they didn’t consummate the marriage and weren’t “legally married” were they living in sin???…
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This is just like trolling but you’re really there!!!…enjoy…
RAmen and Hail Eris!
I’d be way too scared to dress up in pirate regalia and bring the gospel. These kids are crazy. They’d probably burn it. These are like the gnarley super conservative Christians that hate gay people and stuff. I’m not really sure why I’m even going but it should be pretty entertaining.
I know that I’m gonna be tempted to ask why there are fossils if the world is only 6,000 years old or whatever. And how Noah sailed all the way down to Australia to get the Kangaroos on his boat…
Oh well. I’ll be polite even know I know they would make fun of Pastafarianism… sigh.
@ Pirate kid - Have you read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? There are dinosaur bones because the aliens who built the Earth put them there - for fun, I think. Good luck and come back to decompress!
@Pirate Kid
When you get there accuse one of them of “witch craft”…they’ll all turn on “the witch” while you can steal cake and nibblies…take a nap sack…Christians usually have plenty of finger food to make up for the lack of beer and sense of humour…
@ Thumpie and Alchemist - Glad to know I wasn’t the only one having a hard time keeping up with that. It’s fun when it just a few people. Will give it a go for a bit, but I still love the threads. Time to think about what to say and not as dizzying…
@ Thumpie - NOW I’ve settled down with the whiskey! :)
@ Thumpie - Will check that out later! Hubby needed the computer to solve a huge problem at work so I got kicked off for the last hour and a half. I need to spend some time with him and let him vent about what’s going on. I’ll catch you guys later…
Damn Thumper quit changing it up on me! I went from thinking that you were a complete troll (many months ago, was there another thumper before the TMed thumper, to thinking you were an 80 year old, and now there are hot blondes all over your page. I’m so confused.
I’ve managed to come out alive… Dang I must have prayed more in the past hour and a half than I have in my entire life. haha. I think I counted something like 9 or 10 times. ugh. There wasn’t even food! WTF! I was starving.
@Thumper- you should’ve told me sooner!! That would have been way funny.
I think they caught me rolling my eyes a few times however- which was rude on my part- but they were making fun of Mexicans, gays, and non Christians so ya know…
We were praying for a few of the kids to get better grades at one point (no seriously- praying to God to give them better grades)when one of the adults leading the discussion made note that he had failed 7 classes in high school… Needless to say, he was missing a few teeth.
So yeah it was an interesting experience. I might even go back next week. Mostly for the super hot girls that go to the school that is in the town next to mine. It was cool meeting them… :)
Alright anyway I didn’t really mention that I’m a Pastafarian yet. If I wait for the opportune moment, it might be funnier and make a better story to tell later on. I’ll keep you guys updated. alright, good night everybody……
@ Nick - Hi! I had a post written and the darned thing wouldn’t go. Don’t have time to stay - it’s been “interesting” around here tonight. Hopefully chat with you later!
@Thumper â„¢ Mar 20th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
““For now I’m off to the club (the club) for a little light refreshmentsâ€â€¦unless you’ve gone stark raving mad I’d assume that you had some idea what I’m talking about”
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Just playing Thumper :))
According to some sources I am apparently already “stark raving mad”
Might be right too….hahahahahaha
@Pirate kid
“Thumper- you should’ve told me sooner!! That would have been way funny.”…well just make sure that if it’s mischief you’re wanting to get up to in the future that you let poor ole Thumpie in on it…
@Thumper
Oh sorry Thumper… didn’t mean to tease :(
Was just trying to be being mysterious and secretive.
Already been to the club now . And as far as I know Bludgers hasn’t changed…haven’t been there much for quite a while .
The stark raving mad comment wasn’t aim at you. Was just something I heard somewhere recently :O :))
Cheers
@Thumper â„¢ Mar 23rd, 2007 at 12:43 am
“hows life been treating you?…have I missed much at church today?”
Life is good :) Yourself?
Umm.. I think most of the comments were on “why are you doing this” thread today.
Least while I was around anyway. Oh and will you tell Ships Cat that Pansy has left the building. She had important work to do…but says she’ll try and catch up with the kitty in the near future :))
Oh and how’s the weather where you are?
I went off on a trip yesterday, spent five hours or so there, and then returned home due to the heavy rain (was up on a mountain top) with more predicted!
Didn’t take predictions too seriously beforehand, as it was relatively fine and I think the weatherman knows predicting rain in the area at this time of year is a fairly safe bet.
@Wenchy
A mountain wench??? I’m in Cairns…my future Mrs Thumper is meeting my dear old mumsey…it’s raining buckets and is hot…damn hot…and there’s lots of shrubs and bitey insects…I’ve become a city wabbit…
Hahahahaha….sounds like Cairns for sure. I myself have a very dear soft spot for Cairns :)
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“and there’s lots of shrubs and bitey insects…I’ve become a city wabbit…”
So you’re back in the bush :p I remember when I first moved back up as well after years of city life. My nearest “milk bar” is a 20km round trip now Thumper. City is even further. Least there is no cyclones around at the moment. Really hope you enjoy your visit. Oh and I saw your new pics on Myspace…nice :))
Please add or detract letters from my previous posts where necessary…think I need a new pair of un-sandpapered reading glasses. Or maybe I’ll buy the non-frosted glass type next time.
WHAT?!?! There’s a future Mrs. Thumper?!?! I am mortally wounded. My heart has been torn in two. I will never recover from this rejection. Guess I’ll have to chase after Pepe Le Peu now… he is rather cute, after all… and he is a skunk like me… hmmm, this might not be so bad…;)
this is the most rediculous religion. did some three year old wake up one morning and say i want to make a religion daddy based on spaghetti?
haha you all crack me up!!
Spaghetti isnt going to lead you to anywhere but humiliation. Jesus Christ the Son of the Only Living God loves you and died for you so that you may come to Heaven.
John 3:16 says: for God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that who so ever believes in Him will not perish (go to hell) but have eternal life.
Does your spaghetti monster love you? did it die for you? has it made you feel unique and special?
The bible tells us in Gen. that God created man in His own image.
all hail the FSM he’s big and yellow and red.
he even ate my best friend
his people are so short and sll they say is arrggh
and if you are not one of them your spaghetti will surely be cold
Ben Macknight
You too! I love the Bible. It tells me it’s ok to rape and murder people who don’t believe in your god! My new Muslim nabours were shocked when I kicked their door in, beat them up then raped their 12 year old daughter then tortured them to death inquisition style! The daughter is now my sex slave as per the teachings of Mosses.
I can’t wait for the weekends these days. As I go to any business that is open, from shop to pub, and stone to death the people working there. It’s better then going to church were I was banned!! I don’t get it. All I did was try to beat the vicker to death because said he “was doing the lords work” when clearly it was the day of the Sabbath!! And he had a craven image in the church. Some guy on a lower case T?
Oh well on the bright side my 12 year old love slave is pregnant, so with any luck it’ll be a girl so I can get drunk and have sex with her, just like Lot! If it’s a boy I’ll just take him up a mountain and sacrifice him to God, just like he asked me to do when he speak
oh this is great now i can talk to the fsm like the Christians talk to jebus
Yeah! Damned fine work Bobby!
I’ll never have to leave the warren again…thank you Mr Henderson…
Why not use IRC? There are several java based clients, and of course it leaves the option for users to use any other IRC client they desire.
Just a thought.
Just tried it, mmm. Not bad, but… I’ll see.
Well, I like it - but I am easily pleased, especially if it avoids doing any actual housework or similar!
Good idea. This way the chatty ones can type away, and “hate mail” can be dealt with seperately.
Praise the FSM.
Arrrr! A glorious day has arrived!
What an inventive invention.
Wait… ah I need a better vocab!
RAmen
Saw the new chat come up last night but was just too tired to give it a go…wise too… coz now everyone has sorta worked it out before I tried it :)
Great! Now I just have to figure out how it works…
hey, good idea
how does it work ?
At last, we can be sarcastic and witty in real time!
I posted a request for help on the private site too…I have no idea how to use this! I signed in but don’t see any way to type a message. Please help!
Hi SaucyWench - I tried posting a message to you several times the other night but it just wouldn’t go. Very frustrating, but I am sure His Noodlyness has his reasons! ;)
Hey, RowdyWench. I hate it when I’m technologicaly challenged. I haven’t tried the chat yet. Cover me, I’m going in…
Woo hoo! Good luck…I am definiteyl technologically challenged - embarassing when married to a software developer/network admin!! ;)
And apparently can’t type - should be “definitely”…
You register and log in… just a wild guess?
OK Smartass - ya I can figure that part out! OK you inspired me to give it another go and I got it figured out. I’m going to get a snack so I can park myself in front of the computer till hubby gets home! ;)
@Rowdy
Meow!!!
@Rowdy
Hello.
I left a message, but it seems pretty barren in there.
Have tried a post several times and it won’t go…this has been happening more lately and it makes me sad and frustrated! Will try again…
I’ll just rewrite the thing and try again…
@ Ships Cat - hello my purple-furred friend! I loved your comments to hungdaddy! ;) Glad to see you tonight…
@ Thumpie - sorry to take so long to get this post to you. I’ve been trying, I really have! Have you ventured into the chat room yet? It will be the end of any of us having a life I’m sure! Too much fun…
@ Nick - Hi! Sorry the chat room was empty. Did you get an echo?
@Rowdy
Click my link…I’ve been playing about…
Sure did!
@Rowdy and Nick
I had trouble as well…says “xyz” users but no one home…private chats??? How do they do that???
I have no idea how it keeps track…I am clueless on this!
Thumpie - will try your link later…must dash for now.
A few of us have been chating over there, I like it. Of course you can only see messages that were added since you entered the room. Are you guys still having trouble?
Thumper how do you have no friends on that page? I thought that everyone gets Tom when they sign up.
@ Thumpie - Checked your link - I love it! A wabbit with a myspace page - very cool!
@Nick
I did get Tom but I deleted him…looked like a stalker…thought it was kinda appropriate that the wabbit had no friends…sob…*insert sad wabbit*…
Hey Thumpie - you always have me! :)
Yeah, the first time I looked at my girlfriends page, I was like “Who the hell is this dude tom”, then I realized that everyone had him.
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Don’t piss of Tom, he holds the power!
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I’d be your friend, but I’m still holding out on the whole myspace thing.
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Are you really in your eighties? I didn’t realize that we had octagenarians lurking on these pages, cool!
@Rowdy and Nick
“you always have me”…”I’d be your friend, but I’m still holding out on the whole myspace thing.”
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Awwwwr shucks guys!!!…thanks!…Bambi was written in 1923 so I thought it was accurate for the wabbit’s age…I’m a bit younger then that…Tom holds the power huh…I suspect he’s often deleted and thus holds no grudges…now I just have to figure out how to use “my new found space” to advance the dual causes of mischief and pastafarianism…
@Rowdy and Nick
“you always have me”…”I’d be your friend, but I’m still holding out on the whole myspace thing.”
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Awwwwr shucks guys!!!…thanks!…Bambi was written in 1923 so I thought it was accurate for the wabbit’s age…I’m a bit younger then that…Tom holds the power huh…I suspect he’s often deleted and thus holds no grudges…now I just have to figure out how to use “my new found space” to advance the dual causes of mischief and pastafarianism…
@Rowdy and Nick
“you always have me”…”I’d be your friend, but I’m still holding out on the whole myspace thing.”
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Awwwwr shucks guys!!!…thanks!…Bambi was written in 1923 so I thought it was accurate for the wabbit’s age…I’m a bit younger then that…Tom holds the power huh…I suspect he’s often deleted and thus holds no grudges…now I just have to figure out how to use “my new found space” to advance the dual causes of mischief and pastafarianism…
@Rowdy and Nick
“you always have me”…”I’d be your friend, but I’m still holding out on the whole myspace thing.”
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Awwwwr shucks guys!!!…thanks!…Bambi was written in 1923 so I thought it was accurate for the wabbit’s age…I’m a bit younger then that…Tom holds the power huh…I suspect he’s often deleted and thus holds no grudges…now I just have to figure out how to use “my new found space” to advance the dual causes of mischief and pastafarianism…
I think the site is having problems…
Oops…there’s trouble in paradise!!!…sorry about the multi post…’puter playing up…*wabbit kicks keyboard*…at least with a “wabbit space” page people can send my very own hate mail to me direct…saves time…
Ummmm…I posted a picture of the real “Bambi”…doesn’t seem to be coming up though…probably for the best…I haven’t told her about it yet…
Thumpie - I don’t think it’s your keyboard! Mine is acting up though, it isn’t cooperating with the amount of whiskey I’ve had! :)
@ Thumpie - why on earth do you think anyone would send you hate mail? *drunken snicker* mayhap I should avoid posting when this tipsy! :)
@Rowdy
“Thumpie - why on earth do you think anyone would send you hate mail?”…It’s because I’m a misunderstood wabbit…I encourage drunken posting…always more fun…is the drunken snicker because you’re drunken or because you understand full well why some folks hate poor ole Thumpie???
Dude, are you off your meds, whats with the quadruple post? Prabably server problems, its happened to me before.
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The FSM has at least 30 separate Myspace profiles. They could be good friends.
I can’t see how ANYONE could hate poor ole Thumpie. He is the nicest wabbit on earth. I love you, Thumper!
@Flower
Flower…Flower…where for art thou Flower???…er…you’re not a heartless Troll now are you??? Be honest…
People hate Thumper??? Que?
@Nick
No…still taking my meds…a bloody mary a day substituting the tomato juice with carrot juice…cover both the veg and alcohol food groups…
Wow three messages came up in between my writing that post and posting it….
@Wenchy
“People hate Thumper??? Que?”
Cause they don’t get me…cause I’m funny…and they have no sense of humour…
Ahhh…the old HDD (clinically know as humour deficit disorder)
Just popped in to see if Ares was around for a bit of fun…no show :( Doesn’t want to talk to me anyway :(
@ Thumpie - the drunken snicker is coz I’m drunken! :) I came back long enough to say I need to go to bed! Hubby called me a junkie - and that’s not nice! Oh well…see you all later!
And don’t worry about people not getting how funny you are Thumper…I’ll give it a try.
K? ;)
Oh Hi Rowdy :)
“Hubby called me a junkie” Ooops ;)
Good night Rowdy :)
@Nick the Missionary Mar 19th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
“Dude, are you off your meds, whats with the quadruple post?”
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Seems to have been happening to a few others here and there over the board today, as well.
Hey Nick chat won’t let me log in as Nikkiee…says that name is taken by Nick :)
@Wenchy
I noticed on the “book discussion” thread you suggested that you went back to re read Arse’s posts??? what’s a wabbit to make of this???…there’s better sites out there for that sort of thing Wenchy…of course I wouldn’t know being a good wabbit…did you have a look at my new link???
“there’s better sites out there for that sort of thing Wenchy”
hahahahahah…the earlier ones Thumper…not the poor things attempts at sweet talking Batman. (shouldn’t say that I suppose…Batman might enjoy having her very own troll ;)
Yes did see your link..was going to offer sympathy for your hangover…but bit flat here myself…writing a paper on not the most humourous topic :(
Well…was only a brief visit..got to get back to it :(
Will catch you around…wabbit. :) Oh and you know how to avoid hangovers don’t you…of course you do…stay drunk ;)
@Wenchy
That’s fine advice…I like the way alcohol improves my personality and social skills…why not have it for breakfast…I think we can find Batman a better Troll then Arse…although…I’m curious as to where it was all heading…
Oops again…”than Arse”…
@ Nikkee
“Hey Nick chat won’t let me log in as Nikkiee…says that name is taken by Nick :)
It did the same thing to me when I tried to log in as a guest (even though I didn’t specify a name),
“Ahhh…the old HDD (clinically know as humour deficit disorder)”
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Damn you’ve got a good memory!
@Wenchy
I’ll catch you later…good luck with the paper…
In Greek mythology, Ares (in Greek: ΆÏης - Aris (”Battle Strife”))[1] is the son of Zeus (king of the gods) and Hera. Though often incorrectly referred to as the Olympian god of war, he is more accurately the god of savage war, or bloodlust. The Romans identified him as Mars, the Roman god of war.
@ Athena
Thats funny, I’m watching 300 right now!
Awww, poor Thumper, no friends…. But I guess tyou wouldn’t want me as one, since I do enjoy a tasty little rabbit (note: not Wabbit but Rabbit) from time to time. Sigh.
@RDPK
“But I guess tyou wouldn’t want me as one, since I do enjoy a tasty little rabbit”…I suppose I could make an exception…what if you agree to only eat bad rabbit like the one in the “Feebles”???…I’ll post a friendship contract for you to sign somewhere sometime…
Well, their behavior wasn’t very tasty, but maybe they would be… I promise I’ll check if the rabbits were nice or mean and rude and only eat the latter OK?
Sounds like everyone’s getting all cozy in the chat room…
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@Nick, RE: Multiple FSM profiles
The boyfriend of one of my best Myspace friends runs an FSM profile, and it confuses her to no end when I forget that and say things like “FSM knows…”. :|
@Thumper, in answer to your post way, way back there (we’re in vastly different times zones, sorry) no, I’m not a heartless troll. I sincerely love you. When I think about you I get a warm, fuzzy feeling inside. I wish you were my wabbit :)
@Flower
“we’re in vastly different times zones, sorry”
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Yeah - bugger isn’t it! I’d fancy a few brews with him most Friday nights if it didn’t take the best part of a day to fly there :)
@Flower and Alchemist
Time zones are for the best…If you pair were living in the future with me you’d just fight over who’s wabbit I was…I come home singing sea shanties with Alchemist, “three quarters to the wind” and Flower would spray the pair of us with skunk gunk…
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If I had a night in with Flower, Alchemist would be down the pub telling all my ship mates that I’d been “skunk whipped”…At least Ships Cat tries to avoid me when he can…probably for the best…
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@Flower
That warm fuzzy feeling could be indigestion…but I love you to.
Oh, yeah, I think I ate a rotten hibiscus bloom for lunch. But I still love you!
@Flower
“I think I ate a rotten hibiscus bloom for lunch”…did you pick one from the shrub or have you been just getting your meals off the ground???…I hope you haven’t been going through garbage cans again…you know what the vet said about that!!!…
Hmmm - Flower & Thumper - yeah - probably :)) and the classic “why on earth did you bring him back here! He can’t even stand up! You and you’re bloody mates!!”
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All hail Freddy Flintoff =))
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http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4418
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if you fancy :))
please adjust grammar to fit :(
@Thumper
I may have some disturbing news for you. Sheep and wabbits are out, giraffes are all the rage now for Pastafarians. To help us deal with global warming.
@DPG
I’ve been “out” for some time now…giraffe is close enough to gaffe to remain a popular animal with me however…does the FSM have an Arc!!!…can Flower “pair” with me rather then another wabbit…do you reckon we need a Noah or just run with a Joan???
I’m pretty sure if you ran with a “Joan” you wouldn’t have a chance of “Third Party, Fire and Theft”!
ahh, thumper. you had to get a myspace.
and there had to be a discussion.
well, i suppose it had to eventually invade the boards.
@ihatemyspace
I thought of you and just had to make a profile…must say I’m disappointed though that no one has made any nasty comments on there…I was hoping to be told that I’m an egotistical narcissistic Aussie rat rooter or something fun like that…I live in hope…
I’ll try to drop over there again sometime soon Thumper ;) For now I’m off to the club (the club) for a little light refreshments :))
To Thumper… great idea, having an ark on the FSM pirate ship! Ships Cat can be in charge (or you, whatever you both decide) and Flower and Pansy and whatever other animals are hanging out here can be residents, too.
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Seriously, though, we will need an actual ship’s cat to keep the mouse and rat population down (except Wench Beth is secretly going to follow the cat around, rescue the mice and rats at the last minute, and keep them as pets :) Plus it would be fun to have a dog — anyone know what breeds like to live on boats?
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And, naturally, a giraffe or two must be present. Man, you guys are disgusting :)))
Just to get the ball rolling for your comments ;)
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“I’m an egotistical narcissistic Aussie rat rooter”
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I’ll also try for something a little sharper and more creative.
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*as wenchy packs up stuff to off run to club :P*
Catch you later :)
K last one!
“whatever other animals are hanging out here can be residents”
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Thumper…anyone else noticed that Thumper seems to be always surrounded by animals?
:)))
@Beth
Ships Cat in charge!!!…FSM help us…that varmit spends 23 hours a day sleeping and the other hour developing it’s personality disorder…
@Wenchy
The Club huh…do they still have “Bludgers” on a Friday?…$2.00 tinnies and a live band???
To Thumper… LOL!!! Hope Ships Cat doesn’t see that!!!
@@Wenchy
“The Club huh…do they still have “Bludgers†on a Friday?…$2.00 tinnies and a live band???”
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No idea what you are talking about Thumper :)
Hi all! Just popped in to say hello. The chat room appears totally deserted…*Rowdy pouts*
@ Thumper - Ships Cat is always nice to the wenches! No personality disorder that I can see! :)
@ Wench Beth - I am seriously LMAO at the giraffe thing. I love it! :)
Back later - bye now!
@Wenchy
“For now I’m off to the club (the club) for a little light refreshments”…unless you’ve gone stark raving mad I’d assume that you had some idea what I’m talking about based upon the post in inverted commas above and aforesaid by you.
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“anyone else noticed that Thumper seems to be always surrounded by animals?”…I’m classic Disney…all the FSM’s creatures living together in peace and harmony…
@Rowdy
Hello. It’s just that you haven’t looked hard enough to find Ships Cat’s personality disorder…it’s hidden under all that purple fluff…
@Beth
“And, naturally, a giraffe or two must be present. Man, you guys are disgusting”…I don’t get it???…Is this something dirty that I’m too innocent to have encountered???
@ Thumpie - I dunno, even with a personality disorder I sure do like that cat!! The whole giraffe thing is based on the idea that if humans interbreed with giraffes then the resulting hybrids will have longer necks and their heads will be higher up where the air is cooler…thus combating the global warming problem until we can generate enough pirates to do the job properly. I hope that clears things up! :)
I probably need to be done for the night - it’s been a slow night here at FSM.
@Rowdy
What a good idea (the giraffes that is)…slow night huh…that’s no fun…wanna play in the chat room…I just had a peek…is empty…
@Rowdy
Looks like you’ve gone…I’m off also…may pop my head out of the warren for a peek…we’ll have to schedule a play date in the chat room for another time…adios!!!
Hey Thumpie - I’ll be around tomorrow night (my time - urgh - the time difference is tough!) It seems the chat room has been empty all night. :( See you later! Should be in about 22 hours…
THis has alot of potential. I have talked on there a couple of times and hope it takes off.
ok, am i on the end of the “food” chain here
or is this chat thing not really working ?
Bubba, it worked most times I tried it, although at the very beginning the served buckled for a good while. And when the venganza page said there were 4 people in the chat room or so, I found it empty a few times. The problem may very well not be on your end, but on the server end. Still, I’ve wasted many nice hours there already. Worth to keep trying!
I’ve been on a few times and said hi or echo, but never get a reply. reminds me of posting here!
Sorry puffaliaz if you never got responses on the threads here. This is a very recent thread, I don’t know if the other ones you posted in were new ones at the time. The conversation in a thread usually dies out after a while, the new ones are the ‘live’ ones.
In the chat room, were any others signed in (their user names visible on the right) when you were there?
@ everyone - the chat room thing is fun, although it seems like many of us had a steep learning curve! I’ll be around later to play in there and thoroughly looking forward to it! Don’t give up on it. The echo can be lonely though.
@ puffaliaz - sorry you feel ignored. I don’t remember seeing your name before! DPG is right - if you post on the threads under “Recent Comments” you are more likely to land on a popular one. Welcome and RAmen! Hope you stay and play!
@Rowdy
Hello….usually when I go in no one wants to chat…I guess Messrs Popoff and McOar were right about the wabbit *insert sob*
I tried out the chat thingy but I couldn’t get it to work so instead I’ll just post a comment…
My friend invited me to attend his youth group tonight. I’m pretty sure I’m gonna go. Shall I bring the gospel and dress like a pirate?
I don’t want to get thrown out too soon though… There are some good lookin ladies there…
Any suggestions on my first youth group meeting?
It’s a Christian youth group by the way.
@ Thumpie - I’ll chat with you! Give me a minute to get logged in. I’ll be around off and on (mostly on later).
@ pirate kid - My suggestion for the first meeting is go in normal clothes and get a feel for the mood/attitude of the group. Find out how rigid they are in their beliefs, and what kind of sense of humor they have. Then work Pastafarianism in if it won’t be totally rejected and you thrown out. Maybe some of the good lookin ladies will become wenches!
@Pirate Kid
Hell yeah I have suggestions!!!…you’re on the right track in terms of attire and accessories and given that there’ll be wenches I believe that the FSM would want you to go.
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On a first outing you might be very polite and respectful while asking frequent difficult question about things like
…If Mary was a virgin and living in a chaste relationship with Joseph…how did they consummate the marriage (as required by the church) and if they didn’t consummate the marriage and weren’t “legally married” were they living in sin???…
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This is just like trolling but you’re really there!!!…enjoy…
RAmen and Hail Eris!
@Rowdy
Give me five mins oh wench of wenches!!!
I know. I was just messin’.
I’d be way too scared to dress up in pirate regalia and bring the gospel. These kids are crazy. They’d probably burn it. These are like the gnarley super conservative Christians that hate gay people and stuff. I’m not really sure why I’m even going but it should be pretty entertaining.
I know that I’m gonna be tempted to ask why there are fossils if the world is only 6,000 years old or whatever. And how Noah sailed all the way down to Australia to get the Kangaroos on his boat…
Oh well. I’ll be polite even know I know they would make fun of Pastafarianism… sigh.
RAmen
@ Pirate kid - Have you read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? There are dinosaur bones because the aliens who built the Earth put them there - for fun, I think. Good luck and come back to decompress!
Those bones were put there to test your faith!!!!
@ Pirate Kid - I remember something about that! It’s been a very long time since I’ve read the book!
@Pirate Kid
When you get there accuse one of them of “witch craft”…they’ll all turn on “the witch” while you can steal cake and nibblies…take a nap sack…Christians usually have plenty of finger food to make up for the lack of beer and sense of humour…
@ Thumpie - Good advice!
I’ll be back later…
Full of kids - Not my scene :(
The chat site - not for me!
Hail Eris!
RAmen!
@Alchemist
I’m a bit the same…hard to have a conversation with numbers in there…now Final Harvest!!! That’s a chat and a half…
@ Thumpie and Alchemist - Glad to know I wasn’t the only one having a hard time keeping up with that. It’s fun when it just a few people. Will give it a go for a bit, but I still love the threads. Time to think about what to say and not as dizzying…
@ Thumpie - NOW I’ve settled down with the whiskey! :)
@Rowdy
Good for you…made addition to “wabbit space”…not so secret wabbit…
@ Thumpie - Will check that out later! Hubby needed the computer to solve a huge problem at work so I got kicked off for the last hour and a half. I need to spend some time with him and let him vent about what’s going on. I’ll catch you guys later…
Damn Thumper quit changing it up on me! I went from thinking that you were a complete troll (many months ago, was there another thumper before the TMed thumper, to thinking you were an 80 year old, and now there are hot blondes all over your page. I’m so confused.
I’m back!
I’ve managed to come out alive… Dang I must have prayed more in the past hour and a half than I have in my entire life. haha. I think I counted something like 9 or 10 times. ugh. There wasn’t even food! WTF! I was starving.
@Thumper- you should’ve told me sooner!! That would have been way funny.
I think they caught me rolling my eyes a few times however- which was rude on my part- but they were making fun of Mexicans, gays, and non Christians so ya know…
We were praying for a few of the kids to get better grades at one point (no seriously- praying to God to give them better grades)when one of the adults leading the discussion made note that he had failed 7 classes in high school… Needless to say, he was missing a few teeth.
So yeah it was an interesting experience. I might even go back next week. Mostly for the super hot girls that go to the school that is in the town next to mine. It was cool meeting them… :)
Alright anyway I didn’t really mention that I’m a Pastafarian yet. If I wait for the opportune moment, it might be funnier and make a better story to tell later on. I’ll keep you guys updated. alright, good night everybody……
@ Nick - Hi! I had a post written and the darned thing wouldn’t go. Don’t have time to stay - it’s been “interesting” around here tonight. Hopefully chat with you later!
Just so y’all know, Prophet Bobby is updating the chat room to be even bigger and better. That’s why you can’t access it right now.
@Thumper â„¢ Mar 20th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
““For now I’m off to the club (the club) for a little light refreshmentsâ€â€¦unless you’ve gone stark raving mad I’d assume that you had some idea what I’m talking about”
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Just playing Thumper :))
According to some sources I am apparently already “stark raving mad”
Might be right too….hahahahahaha
@Wenchy
It’s not nice to tease the wabbit…you’re either going to the club or you’re not…I’m a nice wabbit…why torment me???
So I have just heard anyway :)))
@Wenchy
cryptic???…hows life been treating you?…have I missed much at church today?
@Pirate kid
“Thumper- you should’ve told me sooner!! That would have been way funny.”…well just make sure that if it’s mischief you’re wanting to get up to in the future that you let poor ole Thumpie in on it…
@Thumper
Oh sorry Thumper… didn’t mean to tease :(
Was just trying to be being mysterious and secretive.
Already been to the club now . And as far as I know Bludgers hasn’t changed…haven’t been there much for quite a while .
The stark raving mad comment wasn’t aim at you. Was just something I heard somewhere recently :O :))
Cheers
@Thumper â„¢ Mar 23rd, 2007 at 12:43 am
“hows life been treating you?…have I missed much at church today?”
Life is good :) Yourself?
Umm.. I think most of the comments were on “why are you doing this” thread today.
Least while I was around anyway. Oh and will you tell Ships Cat that Pansy has left the building. She had important work to do…but says she’ll try and catch up with the kitty in the near future :))
Oh and how’s the weather where you are?
I went off on a trip yesterday, spent five hours or so there, and then returned home due to the heavy rain (was up on a mountain top) with more predicted!
Didn’t take predictions too seriously beforehand, as it was relatively fine and I think the weatherman knows predicting rain in the area at this time of year is a fairly safe bet.
@Wenchy
A mountain wench??? I’m in Cairns…my future Mrs Thumper is meeting my dear old mumsey…it’s raining buckets and is hot…damn hot…and there’s lots of shrubs and bitey insects…I’ve become a city wabbit…
Hahahahaha….sounds like Cairns for sure. I myself have a very dear soft spot for Cairns :)
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“and there’s lots of shrubs and bitey insects…I’ve become a city wabbit…”
So you’re back in the bush :p I remember when I first moved back up as well after years of city life. My nearest “milk bar” is a 20km round trip now Thumper. City is even further. Least there is no cyclones around at the moment. Really hope you enjoy your visit. Oh and I saw your new pics on Myspace…nice :))
“it’s raining buckets and is hot…damn hot”
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Perfect pub weather…as anyone who has ever spent time there well knows :))
Please add or detract letters from my previous posts where necessary…think I need a new pair of un-sandpapered reading glasses. Or maybe I’ll buy the non-frosted glass type next time.
@Wenchy
Operation get the fiancé pissed has been a sterling success…in fact it’s worked really well and she’s now in bed…asleep…bugger!…
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Cairns is still Cairns from what I’ve observed…grew up here…couldn’t live here again…uncivilised…I’m a civilized wabbit…
YALL SUCK FUCK THE FSM
@Hungry Bitch
AROOOoooooooo!
WIBBLE, WIBble, wibble :P
WHAT?!?! There’s a future Mrs. Thumper?!?! I am mortally wounded. My heart has been torn in two. I will never recover from this rejection. Guess I’ll have to chase after Pepe Le Peu now… he is rather cute, after all… and he is a skunk like me… hmmm, this might not be so bad…;)
im a jesus believer nd u all r going 2 burn in hell
@Snokkle pie
Care to tell us why we are all wrong?
this is the most rediculous religion. did some three year old wake up one morning and say i want to make a religion daddy based on spaghetti?
haha you all crack me up!!
Spaghetti isnt going to lead you to anywhere but humiliation. Jesus Christ the Son of the Only Living God loves you and died for you so that you may come to Heaven.
John 3:16 says: for God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that who so ever believes in Him will not perish (go to hell) but have eternal life.
Does your spaghetti monster love you? did it die for you? has it made you feel unique and special?
The bible tells us in Gen. that God created man in His own image.
all hail the FSM he’s big and yellow and red.
he even ate my best friend
his people are so short and sll they say is arrggh
and if you are not one of them your spaghetti will surely be cold
i’m 4′ 11″–i’m touched by his noodly appendages—so yes, the FSM has made me feel special and unique.
So what–my own logic tells me that man created god in his own image.
Oh man , I love my bible , i sleep with it every night , and wank over him aswell coz he is fit
I love his noodly appendage!
Ben Macknight
You too! I love the Bible. It tells me it’s ok to rape and murder people who don’t believe in your god! My new Muslim nabours were shocked when I kicked their door in, beat them up then raped their 12 year old daughter then tortured them to death inquisition style! The daughter is now my sex slave as per the teachings of Mosses.
I can’t wait for the weekends these days. As I go to any business that is open, from shop to pub, and stone to death the people working there. It’s better then going to church were I was banned!! I don’t get it. All I did was try to beat the vicker to death because said he “was doing the lords work” when clearly it was the day of the Sabbath!! And he had a craven image in the church. Some guy on a lower case T?
Oh well on the bright side my 12 year old love slave is pregnant, so with any luck it’ll be a girl so I can get drunk and have sex with her, just like Lot! If it’s a boy I’ll just take him up a mountain and sacrifice him to God, just like he asked me to do when he speak