Comments on: official missionary transportation for the church of the flying spaghetti monster http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: How to Get Six Pack Fast http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-785853 How to Get Six Pack Fast Wed, 15 Apr 2009 14:38:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-785853 This topic is quite trendy on the Internet right now. What do you pay the most attention to when choosing what to write about? This topic is quite trendy on the Internet right now. What do you pay the most attention to when choosing what to write about?

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]]> By: Cat http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-773637 Cat Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:34:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-773637 If you look online, I'm sure we can find a small, yet very functional pirate ship within our price range. Hell, if I can sell some portraits, I'll help pay for it! I've the talent, I lack wherewithal.... However, if we do get a boat, I'd love nothing more than to help man the sails. "Pirate" was a career choice for me when I was little. I've always wanted something like this, but never thought I'd be involved in a group of amazing people who want to launch a pirate ship! If you look online, I’m sure we can find a small, yet very functional pirate ship within our price range. Hell, if I can sell some portraits, I’ll help pay for it! I’ve the talent, I lack wherewithal…. However, if we do get a boat, I’d love nothing more than to help man the sails. “Pirate” was a career choice for me when I was little. I’ve always wanted something like this, but never thought I’d be involved in a group of amazing people who want to launch a pirate ship!

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]]> By: Kat http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-771542 Kat Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:05:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-771542 I am wondering how volunteering on this boat, if/when we get it, will work. Because.. I would love to volunteer on this boat, but so would about 2 million people, I think XD Does it help that I know how to sail? At all? Please?? x33 I am wondering how volunteering on this boat, if/when we get it, will work. Because.. I would love to volunteer on this boat, but so would about 2 million people, I think XD Does it help that I know how to sail? At all? Please?? x33

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]]> By: Dillon http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-769267 Dillon Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:37:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-769267 I wanted to comment and thank the author, good stuff I wanted to comment and thank the author, good stuff

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]]> By: sexypyrate http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-757945 sexypyrate Sat, 14 Mar 2009 23:11:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-757945 Many Pirates had fleets of vessels, we should look into getting a big trader, and some sailboats that ride the wake. and we can call him "Commodore Henderob"! Many Pirates had fleets of vessels, we should look into getting a big trader, and some sailboats that ride the wake. and we can call him “Commodore Henderob”!

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]]> By: sexypyrate http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-757934 sexypyrate Sat, 14 Mar 2009 23:02:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-757934 A trading Ship would work perfectly! as long as it has sails. I live near one of the most important ports for trade in the Americas: Port Fourchon, South of New Orleans, Louisiana. and thought I'm a Piratess I'm sure I could learn how to be a mariner fairly easily, and share any reading materials and/or videos I find. RAMEN, we will sail around bringing the FSM and thus ending hunger! I personally plan to apply for a position on one of GreenPeace's vessels. A trading Ship would work perfectly! as long as it has sails.
I live near one of the most important ports for trade in the Americas: Port Fourchon, South of New Orleans, Louisiana. and thought I’m a Piratess I’m sure I could learn how to be a mariner fairly easily, and share any reading materials and/or videos I find.
RAMEN, we will sail around bringing the FSM and thus ending hunger!
I personally plan to apply for a position on one of GreenPeace’s vessels.

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]]> By: Wench Sarah http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-722760 Wench Sarah Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:34:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-722760 I sure hope we get a boat soon! It would be amazing to bring the supreme-fun of the FSM to some tropical place... ah, just picture it! under the FSM's pirate flag, the wind in our hair, foam swords at our hips, and nothing but pasta and good times ahead of us. I'm excited! If we all continue to support this cause, then the dream will become a reality. I have full confidence! Let's do this thing. Peace, Love, and Pasta, Wench Sarah I sure hope we get a boat soon! It would be amazing to bring the supreme-fun of the FSM to some tropical place… ah, just picture it! under the FSM’s pirate flag, the wind in our hair, foam swords at our hips, and nothing but pasta and good times ahead of us. I’m excited! If we all continue to support this cause, then the dream will become a reality. I have full confidence! Let’s do this thing.
Peace, Love, and Pasta,
Wench Sarah

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]]> By: David Andersen http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-582400 David Andersen Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:20:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-582400 Buy the Baltic Trader, it's fine as a starter pirate ship. Like the Rainbow Warrior was for Greenpeace, the Pasta SeaFarian can be replaced after it's blown up by French spies. Buy the Baltic Trader, it’s fine as a starter pirate ship. Like the Rainbow Warrior was for Greenpeace, the Pasta SeaFarian can be replaced after it’s blown up by French spies.

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]]> By: Sam Hudson http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-348326 Sam Hudson Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:35:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-348326 Hey, where would this boat-church be located? Or would it travel around the world, spreading the holy word? I think it is a great idea. Also, does the US government recognize us as a valid religion yet? -Sam Hey, where would this boat-church be located? Or would it travel around the world, spreading the holy word? I think it is a great idea. Also, does the US government recognize us as a valid religion yet?

-Sam

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]]> By: Doom http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-317817 Doom Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:35:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-317817 A cheap one is located here: http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1215191/0 A really good deal, you could probably talk the guy down on the price. A cheap one is located here:
http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1215191/0
A really good deal, you could probably talk the guy down on the price.

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]]> By: Donnie http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-280216 Donnie Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:05:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-280216 I for one would be more than happy to pay 1k, or more even, to have a share in the ship that would spread The Noodly One's word. Count me on board....and the wench....and the pirate brat in trainin. IMHO, a Pirate ship would always be better than a modern yacht, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do. I for one would be more than happy to pay 1k, or more even, to have a share in the ship that would spread The Noodly One’s word. Count me on board….and the wench….and the pirate brat in trainin.
IMHO, a Pirate ship would always be better than a modern yacht, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

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]]> By: Commodore Angryy http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-190252 Commodore Angryy Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:19:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190252 @ Bazookoid Don't diss Alchemist. i know where you comin' from, on the flip side of yo pimp crib in da ghetto. but what yu got to do is get yoself out of them there ways and talk like a decent human being, i mean, i get that them hoes need pimpin for dissin yo and all, but that don't mean yo got to pop a cap in their asses. Learn how not to say frikkin', mate, and choad. By the way, as an Aussie, a can say i often try to fill my body up with beer. @ Bazookoid
Don’t diss Alchemist. i know where you comin’ from, on the flip side of yo pimp crib in da ghetto. but what yu got to do is get yoself out of them there ways and talk like a decent human being, i mean, i get that them hoes need pimpin for dissin yo and all, but that don’t mean yo got to pop a cap in their asses.
Learn how not to say frikkin’, mate, and choad.
By the way, as an Aussie, a can say i often try to fill my body up with beer.

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]]> By: bazookoid http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-190221 bazookoid Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:53:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190221 @Alchemist Mate, dont generalise. not all aussies are obsessed with beer. Dont be such a frikkin' choad May his noodlyness have mercy on you @Alchemist

Mate, dont generalise. not all aussies are obsessed with beer.
Dont be such a frikkin’ choad
May his noodlyness have mercy on you

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]]> By: El Peatieablo http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-190213 El Peatieablo Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:22:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190213 @Etay I disagree. If we are going to convert people, it is probably best not to overwhelm them with too much information. In my opinion, potential converts need to be eased into their new life, and accepting the FSM should come before accepting proper use of language. ~ Or I need to proofread better, one of the two. :) @Etay
I disagree. If we are going to convert people, it is probably best not to overwhelm them with too much information. In my opinion, potential converts need to be eased into their new life, and accepting the FSM should come before accepting proper use of language.
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Or I need to proofread better, one of the two. :)

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]]> By: Etay http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-190164 Etay Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:40:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190164 We need cannons, instead of canons. We need cannons, instead of canons.

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]]> By: El Peatieablo http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-190134 El Peatieablo Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:54:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190134 We should defiantly get on this. idea 1: We could make our own boat (It could be customized for the purpose of converting people, and if any religion could build a seaworthy pirate ship, I'm sure it would be us) idea 2: Maybe we could give people rides on the boat (cuz, who wouldn't want a ride on a pirate ship?), and then get money from them. idea 3: We should have an air cannon that shoots candy, so we can more effectively had out candy to small children at port (and perhaps we should also shoot toothbrushes/toothpaste to prevent bad oral hygiene, just a thought). idea 4: There has to be some profit in hauling cargo, so maybe we could get a bank to loan us money for the ship, and then we gradually pay it off (kind of like a small business). Or perhaps we could sell advertising space for some money (I imagine some beer companies might be interested in putting their product on our sails). idea 5: The ship should have solar power and some kind of internet connection. idea 6: We could sail to the poles and do some research on climate change (We might even get a grant from the government, and they give lots of money). idea 7: We should recruit some actual sailors to help us pick out our ship and then teach how to use it and not die. We should defiantly get on this.
idea 1: We could make our own boat (It could be customized for the purpose of converting people, and if any religion could build a seaworthy pirate ship, I’m sure it would be us)
idea 2: Maybe we could give people rides on the boat (cuz, who wouldn’t want a ride on a pirate ship?), and then get money from them.
idea 3: We should have an air cannon that shoots candy, so we can more effectively had out candy to small children at port (and perhaps we should also shoot toothbrushes/toothpaste to prevent bad oral hygiene, just a thought).
idea 4: There has to be some profit in hauling cargo, so maybe we could get a bank to loan us money for the ship, and then we gradually pay it off (kind of like a small business). Or perhaps we could sell advertising space for some money (I imagine some beer companies might be interested in putting their product on our sails).
idea 5: The ship should have solar power and some kind of internet connection.
idea 6: We could sail to the poles and do some research on climate change (We might even get a grant from the government, and they give lots of money).
idea 7: We should recruit some actual sailors to help us pick out our ship and then teach how to use it and not die.

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]]> By: Dorian Webb http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-190067 Dorian Webb Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:47:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190067 Honestly, a trading boat would be a decent choice, but perhaps we should build some smaller boats (25-20 footers) to store on the ship for our boarding parties. While using the ship to bring in revenue by hauling cargo sounds like a good idea, it seems a little astray from what the FSM's chosen people would do with such a resouce. Boats are definitely expensive thingd to buils and keep up, but a pirate is nothing but a landlubber without a ship. Honestly, a trading boat would be a decent choice, but perhaps we should build some smaller boats (25-20 footers) to store on the ship for our boarding parties. While using the ship to bring in revenue by hauling cargo sounds like a good idea, it seems a little astray from what the FSM’s chosen people would do with such a resouce.

Boats are definitely expensive thingd to buils and keep up, but a pirate is nothing but a landlubber without a ship.

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]]> By: angryyoungatheist http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-172865 angryyoungatheist Sun, 12 Aug 2007 05:23:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172865 sorry i generalised blackbat. the problem wth the diamantina is, it's dry dock isn't dry anymore, so there's some damage to the hull. sorry i generalised blackbat.
the problem wth the diamantina is, it’s dry dock isn’t dry anymore, so there’s some damage to the hull.

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]]> By: BlackBat242 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-172851 BlackBat242 Sun, 12 Aug 2007 05:05:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172851 Actually, HMAS Diamantina is a "River" class Frigate (an escort vessel of 1,450 tons displacement with 4" guns... Battleships have guns of 11" to 18" shell diameter and are 15,000 tons to 60,000 tons. She comissioned in the RAN in 1945, served as an Oceanographic ship from 1959, and has been a museum ship in Brisbane since 1980. If she is sunk, that would be a real loss to Australian history. Actually, HMAS Diamantina is a “River” class Frigate (an escort vessel of 1,450 tons displacement with 4″ guns… Battleships have guns of 11″ to 18″ shell diameter and are 15,000 tons to 60,000 tons.

She comissioned in the RAN in 1945, served as an Oceanographic ship from 1959, and has been a museum ship in Brisbane since 1980.

If she is sunk, that would be a real loss to Australian history.

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]]> By: One-eyed Wonderkin http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/#comment-172763 One-eyed Wonderkin Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:42:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172763 NewAtheist - The atheists in the bible belt are very quiet. Rowdiest Wench and the symbol guy are in the bible belt (I think). . If you are in the bible belt, I would leave. :) Just kidding. NewAtheist – The atheists in the bible belt are very quiet. Rowdiest Wench and the symbol guy are in the bible belt (I think).
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If you are in the bible belt, I would leave. :) Just kidding.

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