Comments on: official missionary transportation for the church of the flying spaghetti monster http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm Sat, 05 Jul 2008 03:53:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Sam Hudson http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-348326 Sam Hudson Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:35:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-348326 Hey, where would this boat-church be located? Or would it travel around the world, spreading the holy word? I think it is a great idea. Also, does the US government recognize us as a valid religion yet? -Sam Hey, where would this boat-church be located? Or would it travel around the world, spreading the holy word? I think it is a great idea. Also, does the US government recognize us as a valid religion yet?

-Sam

]]> By: Doom http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-317817 Doom Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:35:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-317817 A cheap one is located here: http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1215191/0 A really good deal, you could probably talk the guy down on the price. A cheap one is located here:
http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1215191/0
A really good deal, you could probably talk the guy down on the price.

]]> By: Donnie http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-280216 Donnie Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:05:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-280216 I for one would be more than happy to pay 1k, or more even, to have a share in the ship that would spread The Noodly One's word. Count me on board....and the wench....and the pirate brat in trainin. IMHO, a Pirate ship would always be better than a modern yacht, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do. I for one would be more than happy to pay 1k, or more even, to have a share in the ship that would spread The Noodly One’s word. Count me on board….and the wench….and the pirate brat in trainin.
IMHO, a Pirate ship would always be better than a modern yacht, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

]]> By: Commodore Angryy http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190252 Commodore Angryy Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:19:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190252 @ Bazookoid Don't diss Alchemist. i know where you comin' from, on the flip side of yo pimp crib in da ghetto. but what yu got to do is get yoself out of them there ways and talk like a decent human being, i mean, i get that them hoes need pimpin for dissin yo and all, but that don't mean yo got to pop a cap in their asses. Learn how not to say frikkin', mate, and choad. By the way, as an Aussie, a can say i often try to fill my body up with beer. @ Bazookoid
Don’t diss Alchemist. i know where you comin’ from, on the flip side of yo pimp crib in da ghetto. but what yu got to do is get yoself out of them there ways and talk like a decent human being, i mean, i get that them hoes need pimpin for dissin yo and all, but that don’t mean yo got to pop a cap in their asses.
Learn how not to say frikkin’, mate, and choad.
By the way, as an Aussie, a can say i often try to fill my body up with beer.

]]> By: bazookoid http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190221 bazookoid Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:53:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190221 @Alchemist Mate, dont generalise. not all aussies are obsessed with beer. Dont be such a frikkin' choad May his noodlyness have mercy on you @Alchemist

Mate, dont generalise. not all aussies are obsessed with beer.
Dont be such a frikkin’ choad
May his noodlyness have mercy on you

]]> By: El Peatieablo http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190213 El Peatieablo Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:22:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190213 @Etay I disagree. If we are going to convert people, it is probably best not to overwhelm them with too much information. In my opinion, potential converts need to be eased into their new life, and accepting the FSM should come before accepting proper use of language. ~ Or I need to proofread better, one of the two. :) @Etay
I disagree. If we are going to convert people, it is probably best not to overwhelm them with too much information. In my opinion, potential converts need to be eased into their new life, and accepting the FSM should come before accepting proper use of language.
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Or I need to proofread better, one of the two. :)

]]> By: Etay http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190164 Etay Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:40:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190164 We need cannons, instead of canons. We need cannons, instead of canons.

]]> By: El Peatieablo http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190134 El Peatieablo Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:54:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190134 We should defiantly get on this. idea 1: We could make our own boat (It could be customized for the purpose of converting people, and if any religion could build a seaworthy pirate ship, I'm sure it would be us) idea 2: Maybe we could give people rides on the boat (cuz, who wouldn't want a ride on a pirate ship?), and then get money from them. idea 3: We should have an air cannon that shoots candy, so we can more effectively had out candy to small children at port (and perhaps we should also shoot toothbrushes/toothpaste to prevent bad oral hygiene, just a thought). idea 4: There has to be some profit in hauling cargo, so maybe we could get a bank to loan us money for the ship, and then we gradually pay it off (kind of like a small business). Or perhaps we could sell advertising space for some money (I imagine some beer companies might be interested in putting their product on our sails). idea 5: The ship should have solar power and some kind of internet connection. idea 6: We could sail to the poles and do some research on climate change (We might even get a grant from the government, and they give lots of money). idea 7: We should recruit some actual sailors to help us pick out our ship and then teach how to use it and not die. We should defiantly get on this.
idea 1: We could make our own boat (It could be customized for the purpose of converting people, and if any religion could build a seaworthy pirate ship, I’m sure it would be us)
idea 2: Maybe we could give people rides on the boat (cuz, who wouldn’t want a ride on a pirate ship?), and then get money from them.
idea 3: We should have an air cannon that shoots candy, so we can more effectively had out candy to small children at port (and perhaps we should also shoot toothbrushes/toothpaste to prevent bad oral hygiene, just a thought).
idea 4: There has to be some profit in hauling cargo, so maybe we could get a bank to loan us money for the ship, and then we gradually pay it off (kind of like a small business). Or perhaps we could sell advertising space for some money (I imagine some beer companies might be interested in putting their product on our sails).
idea 5: The ship should have solar power and some kind of internet connection.
idea 6: We could sail to the poles and do some research on climate change (We might even get a grant from the government, and they give lots of money).
idea 7: We should recruit some actual sailors to help us pick out our ship and then teach how to use it and not die.

]]> By: Dorian Webb http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190067 Dorian Webb Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:47:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-190067 Honestly, a trading boat would be a decent choice, but perhaps we should build some smaller boats (25-20 footers) to store on the ship for our boarding parties. While using the ship to bring in revenue by hauling cargo sounds like a good idea, it seems a little astray from what the FSM's chosen people would do with such a resouce. Boats are definitely expensive thingd to buils and keep up, but a pirate is nothing but a landlubber without a ship. Honestly, a trading boat would be a decent choice, but perhaps we should build some smaller boats (25-20 footers) to store on the ship for our boarding parties. While using the ship to bring in revenue by hauling cargo sounds like a good idea, it seems a little astray from what the FSM’s chosen people would do with such a resouce.

Boats are definitely expensive thingd to buils and keep up, but a pirate is nothing but a landlubber without a ship.

]]> By: angryyoungatheist http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172865 angryyoungatheist Sun, 12 Aug 2007 05:23:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172865 sorry i generalised blackbat. the problem wth the diamantina is, it's dry dock isn't dry anymore, so there's some damage to the hull. sorry i generalised blackbat.
the problem wth the diamantina is, it’s dry dock isn’t dry anymore, so there’s some damage to the hull.

]]> By: BlackBat242 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172851 BlackBat242 Sun, 12 Aug 2007 05:05:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172851 Actually, HMAS Diamantina is a "River" class Frigate (an escort vessel of 1,450 tons displacement with 4" guns... Battleships have guns of 11" to 18" shell diameter and are 15,000 tons to 60,000 tons. She comissioned in the RAN in 1945, served as an Oceanographic ship from 1959, and has been a museum ship in Brisbane since 1980. If she is sunk, that would be a real loss to Australian history. Actually, HMAS Diamantina is a “River” class Frigate (an escort vessel of 1,450 tons displacement with 4″ guns… Battleships have guns of 11″ to 18″ shell diameter and are 15,000 tons to 60,000 tons.

She comissioned in the RAN in 1945, served as an Oceanographic ship from 1959, and has been a museum ship in Brisbane since 1980.

If she is sunk, that would be a real loss to Australian history.

]]> By: One-eyed Wonderkin http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172763 One-eyed Wonderkin Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:42:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172763 NewAtheist - The atheists in the bible belt are very quiet. Rowdiest Wench and the symbol guy are in the bible belt (I think). . If you are in the bible belt, I would leave. :) Just kidding. NewAtheist - The atheists in the bible belt are very quiet. Rowdiest Wench and the symbol guy are in the bible belt (I think).
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If you are in the bible belt, I would leave. :) Just kidding.

]]> By: Alchemist http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172733 Alchemist Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:48:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172733 angryyoungatheist "the HMAS Diamantina ia an ex Australian battleship. as far as i know they want to sink it in the next couple of years. could be worth looking in to." . Sounds pretty good! Being ex Aussie it'll have a few breweries on board :P We need some Plutonium though! angryyoungatheist
“the HMAS Diamantina ia an ex Australian battleship. as far as i know they want to sink it in the next couple of years. could be worth looking in to.”
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Sounds pretty good! Being ex Aussie it’ll have a few breweries on board :P

We need some Plutonium though!

]]> By: NewAtheist http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172723 NewAtheist Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:33:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172723 Just out of curiosity, are there any atheists living in the bible belt? Just out of curiosity, are there any atheists living in the bible belt?

]]> By: angryyoungatheist http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172683 angryyoungatheist Sun, 12 Aug 2007 00:00:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172683 @ Alchemist the HMAS Diamantina ia an ex Australian battleship. as far as i know they want to sink it in the next couple of years. could be worth looking in to. @ Alchemist
the HMAS Diamantina ia an ex Australian battleship. as far as i know they want to sink it in the next couple of years. could be worth looking in to.

]]> By: NewAtheist http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172606 NewAtheist Sat, 11 Aug 2007 20:19:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172606 Red Dutch Pasta Wench I agree. Red Dutch Pasta Wench
I agree.

]]> By: Mike Rayne http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172600 Mike Rayne Sat, 11 Aug 2007 20:12:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172600 I'll talk to my friend, Meathook. He is a sailor, and he's friends with Guybrush Threepwood, a mighty pirate! I’ll talk to my friend, Meathook. He is a sailor, and he’s friends with Guybrush Threepwood, a mighty pirate!

]]> By: Red Dutch Pasta Wench http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172557 Red Dutch Pasta Wench Sat, 11 Aug 2007 18:07:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172557 NewAtheist Aug 11th, 2007 at 9:31 am “If I am right, then will not go to Heaven, because there is no Heaven. If they are right, then they will not go to Heaven, because they are hypocrites.” - Isaac Asimov * Great guy :P NewAtheist
Aug 11th, 2007 at 9:31 am
“If I am right, then will not go to Heaven, because there is no Heaven. If they are right, then they will not go to Heaven, because they are hypocrites.” - Isaac Asimov

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Great guy :P

]]> By: Peter Popoff http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172551 Peter Popoff Sat, 11 Aug 2007 17:58:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172551 Wait! I remembered! They is Glory Holes! Wait! I remembered!
They is Glory Holes!

]]> By: Alchemist http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172549 Alchemist Sat, 11 Aug 2007 17:54:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/03/17/official-missionary-transportation-for-the-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster.htm#comment-172549 Afternoon Glorys? Is that when they wilt a bit :P Afternoon Glorys? Is that when they wilt a bit :P

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