Mr Henderson,
Why are you doing this? I stumbled on this sight last nite! What the FUCK! WHY????? You mite want to go to hell but why do you need to take psople with you?????
I hope you are beeing payed well!!
I and my friends think this is dangerus, do you no what you are doing? I pray you you do!!!!!!!
[note from Bobby- I think this one may be fake. What do you guys think?]
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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too, not to, been up since the small hours working on a project due today, grammer checkers are the greatest invention ever
@Storm Petrel
There’s heaps of things you can do to make more sense out of “The Wall”.
@Nick
“song before money there is a woman singing with no words. Its like a long freestyle scream”…Great Gig in the Sky???…3 girls white, black and asian all singing notes…check out “Atom Heart Mother” album…very good stuff…
Actually in the recording there was just one woman, Clare Torry. I think I’ve seen a concert with the women you are describing though.
Oh I’ve listened to Atom heart mother plenty. Also like Saucer full of secrets. They have a totaly different sound, and most people don’t know that they exist.
“They have a totaly different sound, and most people don’t know that they exist.”
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I do :)
Atom Heart Mother was my first Floyd listening experience.
Whic reminds me, why haven’t there been any cows on these threads yet?
That was a beautiful album cover!
fuck all you mother fucking niggers
“fuck all you mother fucking niggers”
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And your IQ would be?
@Nick the Missionary Mar 23rd, 2007 at 7:19 am
“That was a beautiful album cover!”
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I still have it Nick…along with quite a few others. One of my nephews has topped all the other Floyd fans I personally know.. …he has everything they ever put out (only some of the vinyls though) and never fails to brag to me about that whenever I speak to him. Brat! ;)
from what i know of the christian faith the only hell worthy tresspass is to commit an act of blasphamy. It is said to only be blasphamy if you say in the face of god that god doesn’t exist, and clearly bobby isn’t saying there isn’t god just that god is made of pasta.
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pretty much we’re safe from hell even if christianity is right
Wench Nikkiee
Mar 23rd, 2007 at 7:26 am
“fuck all you mother fucking niggersâ€
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And your IQ would be?
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Probably a negative Nikkiee.
@ Nikkiee Re. Babylon 5 - Yes, very much the same concept as Moorcock’s Tales of the Eternal Champion. Chaos and Law battling it out to sway the Balance. Always thought Stephen King’s “Gunslinger” books were a bit of a Moorcock rip-off too!
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@Bill and Batman.
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Does God have a soul? According to the posters on;
http://forum.bible.org/viewtopic.php?p=51145
Yes, he does. Further to this;
www.angelartbyeve.com/bible5.html
Claims that christ is the soul of god
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I always thought that the ’soul’ was supposedly the immortal part of mortal beings. As such why would an immortal being require an immortal part? Unless he isn’t truly immortal :) - I suppose xtians would claim that god is soul - in that case do we have a part of god within us?
If we are part god then why can’t I create my own universe - or can I?
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I need to lie down :)
@Nick the Missionary
According to this site you are supposed to put the floyd disk on repeat and it is supposed to work for the rest of the movie. That’s some trick.
@Alchemist
I have a confession to make Alchemist. You did it. You created this world. We are your constructions, just here to entertain you until you find out the truth. You are the only real person. When you leave the room we don’t do anything until you come back.
Of course you won’t believe this so we can play some more. I wonder what he wants me to do next.
@Nick the Missionary
www.everwonder.com/david/wizardofoz/
Hahaha Bill. Simulation experiment. I must be really sick if I made the place. Where are all the semi-naked women beating down my door?
I don’t know if you got Red Dwarf (a comedy) in the States - but there was an episode where the crew got lost in Rimmer’s subconscious - the world Rimmer created for himself was constantly trying to hurt him.
It was funny but quite true also.
@ Alchemist - If you created this reality can you please uncreate hangovers? I just went jogging with a hangover (hey I’m always up for new experiences!) and I’m glad to have survived it. :)
@ bill - glad to see you! Hope you are well.
Not feeling very “rowdy” or very “wenchy” this morning! Will fix that for later when one of the teenagers I’m corrupting (erm, teaching riding to) will be here to play!
@Rowdy - stay drunk! OK, not very practical but it works :)
@ Alchemist - hahahaha! I’ve heard that’s the best cure for a hangover!
@Alchemist
See we knew you wouldn’t believe me. So do you have semi-naked girls in your dreams all the time? Same thing. You’ve just got to get control if you want things to work out. Concentrate. One thing you should work on is getting rid of the nightmares.
We don’t get red dwarf but an English friend told me about it and I rented a disk with about 8 episodes on it. Cute stuff.
We would get Red Dwarf here if you would just will it.
Thanks Bill - the girls aren’t always semi-naked.
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The worst nightmare is the one where I go to get my hair cut and Edward Scissorhands - slightly worse for wear - wearing jackboots, stockings and suspenders, asks “a little off the top sir?” Then I run out, naked for some reason, being chased by six meter wide crabs with tungsten carbide pincers!
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Red Dwarf is very funny - they tried a US version but it flopped!