Mr Henderson,
Why are you doing this? I stumbled on this sight last nite! What the FUCK! WHY????? You mite want to go to hell but why do you need to take psople with you?????
I hope you are beeing payed well!!
I and my friends think this is dangerus, do you no what you are doing? I pray you you do!!!!!!!
[note from Bobby- I think this one may be fake. What do you guys think?]
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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get the hell away from me and my name dickhead
Yep sure did. He put up a fight but it didn’t last long, he slipped on a banana peel and fell on the tooth pick.
someone type into google “the most anoying website in the world” and click on the links! ;)
someone type into google “the most anoying website in the world” and click on the links! ;)
When enough people suffer the same psychotic delerium, they call it faith.
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St John the Blapshemist
Saint of Psychosis
Ramen, saint John.
Anyone care for a coordinated troll invasion sometime of that link SATAN put up? Alchemist? I suddenly feel a great urge to do a humongous amount of mocking over there.
@DutchPastaGuy
It sounds like fun, but looking at the amount of creativity involved in the site (I want to see them do their entire lines in arabic, not just the word ‘Allah’, which, for all they know might not mean ‘Allah’. It might mean ‘bicycle’ or something. It looks like they’ve just grabbed it from some website and just assumed it means ‘Allah’), no matter what we come up with, we’d always be met with the killer lines: “You are wrong” and “You can all go and get fucked”.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Getting Fucked
@ DPG
Hell - I’m in for a bit of friendly mocking :)
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@Satan - do you control Tiscali? ‘cos I’m having a hell of time with them! Have now resorted to extreme sarcasm to the poor buggers on their tech support line.
Why do they ask such stupid f*****g questions? “are you using the modem we sent you?” “There is no problem on the line”
AArgh! There wasn’t a bloody problem until the twots LLU’d the F’ing thing!
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Oh, Satan - post less words or I’ll get Zeus on to you :)
I normally dont respond but you all have made me to laaugh
but know an understand I do exist and I am real an Arch Angel and the joke is on your all for I do work for God or JESUS
So know that this forum is in danger of HELL FIRE for it does not make God laugh
as it might Me
Again I invite you to read the future of your sad pathetic world
http://www.7000menforthelord.com/home.htm
view some prophetic artwork http://7000menforthelord.com/sketches.htm
Yours trutly SATAN
The light bearer
Abbodon, Lucifer, the devil
Amaranth Angel of YHWH
REPENT OF YOUR imaginary noodle philosophy and SEEK YOUR TRUE GOD
FOR THIS WORLD HATH BUT A SHORT TIME TO EXIST
Good day
Do you any of you pathetic humans have any idea where Ican find some realy naughty slutty leather bondage gear the more revelaing the better
an Angel must please the Lord,
After all, all work and no play makes JESUS a dull boy .
WHOSOEVER LAUGHES AT THAT JOKE IS HEREBY DAMNED !! FOR I AM SERIOUS
With much compassion and Love
IN HIS HIGHEST SERVICE,
SATAN
Hahahahahahah, ooops, damned!
Bobby, it looks like FSM is testing us!!!!! Yes, henderob, FSM-ism is REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrr…..
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Satan be fickle?
Hiya Satan - you popping in for a beer later? Usual time! Dionysus and I are planning a bit of a piss-up later. He’s invited the Erinyes along so you just know it’ll be a ball. We’re all going to wear huge strap-ons phalluses and recite Lysistrata :)
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Good links but I didn’t see a forum! We NEED forums! I’ll search it properly later - might have a prayer request book or even an email addy :)
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Not sure about the bondage gear though, sorry. I’m more of a sheep and nipple tassel man myself.
@SATAN
“Again I invite you to read the future of your sad pathetic world
www.7000menforthelord.com/home.htm”
I just looked at it. Boy am I glad to be doing my own thinking when I see that. You should try doing your own thinking some time. It takes some effort, but it’s definately worth it.
Phew, this 7000men thing site requires the wearing of sunglasses, for sure! It must be a test: if you manage to read all, you get a candy!
Jean Bart - too true! You can almost picture the author drooling down his bib and gibbering “purple, purple! Must have more purple!”
@SATAN
Is that you? Would you answer some questions like GOD did? Nice that you don’t type caps. You are a kind demon. I have a theory that you are really the one who wrote the bible. It has your hand all over it. You want to confess?
Actually, it’s a trick question. If you say you didn’t write it then someone more diabolical and evil than you did. But there is no one more evil than Satan. Therefore you are not Satan. Think about it, what could be worse that claiming to be an all powerful, all good god and then sprinkling a bit of your good text with smitings and commandments to keep people (mostly stupid people) from thinking and having them doing evil things like ‘burning witches’ and ‘beating up gays’. Not to mention all the ‘time for every purpose under heaven’ including ‘a time to kill’
So either the bible was written by an outrageously evil person or it was written by someone really really stupid. But Bush wasn’t born until the 20th century. That leaves us with ‘evil’. So want to answer some questions?
@bill Mar 22nd, 2007 at 4:13 pm “@SATAN …I have a theory that you are really the one who wrote the bible…”
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And Salman Rushdie has a theory that SATAN inspired bits of the Koran. This theory wasn’t very popular with Muslim fundies, though…