Mr Henderson,
Why are you doing this? I stumbled on this sight last nite! What the FUCK! WHY????? You mite want to go to hell but why do you need to take psople with you?????
I hope you are beeing payed well!!
I and my friends think this is dangerus, do you no what you are doing? I pray you you do!!!!!!!
[note from Bobby- I think this one may be fake. What do you guys think?]
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@Pastor-mottram
You know, I could swear that your Bible said something about “Love your neighbor,” but if your love for your son depends on his religious beliefs than I doubt you are capable of that. If you think that constant threats of hell will do anything but strengthen our resolve, then you have no idea of how we feel. We are SICK of those who think that their old book denotes a right to control our minds. Learn to love people for who they are, not who you want them to be.
And if you’re a mimic, then I will be REALLY annoyed.
I’m sorry i simply don’t believe pastor-mottram is real. I wish he was i really do, I could enjoy conversing with him. But somehow it just doesn’t feel full of righteous wrath, more like someone was trying not laugh as they wrote it…..
I dont know what this one’s about but it probaly gay as fuck any way.
wow lets here it for the good christian condeming people to hell im sure he has no sin what so ever sqeeky clean this guy is
and a fellow scholar of mine agrees that jesus was the savior but what can you call a gaint flying spagiti monster if spagiti didnt exsit yet or at least been introduced to jesus
father-leaft meetball
son-jesus
holy ghost- right meetball
So not a fake… probably just a young person.
in any case, whoever wrote used 7 exclamation marks. That’s a sure sign of a diseased mind
this whole thing is shit. flying noodle monster…..yeah. get a life!!
Do you realize that no one actually believes there is
a Flying Spaghetti Monster? The whole idea is a fun
made up one in order to show the ridiculousness of
believing in something that you have never seen and
that you have no factual evidence that it ever
existed.
email kry12wth_me@yahoo.com
@ kry12wth_me@yahoo.com, I posted this on another thread, but in case you didn’t see it: Do you have conclusive proof that NO ONE believes in a Flying Spaghetti Monster? Actually, there are quite a few of us here who do believe, and we have seen His Holy Noodliness with our own eyes. So please present your evidence before making a blanket statement like that.
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Better yet, just have a beer and say “Arrrrrr!!” If it works for the Christians, it just might work for you. RAmen!
Arrgh. No idea really…They’re all such bad spellers these days.
Too many punctuations in this one. It’s totally fake, Bobby.
what exactly would be the point of posting a fake hate mail, when i’m sure he gets plenty real ones?