Mr Henderson,
Why are you doing this? I stumbled on this sight last nite! What the FUCK! WHY????? You mite want to go to hell but why do you need to take psople with you?????
I hope you are beeing payed well!!
I and my friends think this is dangerus, do you no what you are doing? I pray you you do!!!!!!!
[note from Bobby- I think this one may be fake. What do you guys think?]
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@ Wench Thumper - Landover is funny - have you seen their “ex-negro ministries” - god can cure homosexuals - why not colour :)
I love that site :))
Well, that’s a typical rabbit for you - gives up at the first obstacle, would be no good with coping with PMT or labour!
Tastes good with a nice stock though…..
Speaking of PMT - anyone know anybody I could hit to make me feel better? ;)
@Booty
” http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0406/easterbunnystew.html ”
Meow!…hehehehe - I don’t see what all the fuss is about - pass the salt.
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Hey! Can I get this in some form of dry biscut? Better for my breath and teeth…my grandfather was a Cheshire you know.
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*Cat smiles showing big white teeth*
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Pull up a chair Ship’s cat - I’m just having a few drinks while I wait for it to cook :)
@Alchemist
Meow! No use talking to the “artist formerly known as Wench Thumper”…I guess the “cat got his tongue”. He’s still on the floor rocking and whimpering - what a pussy.
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Nite all. I’m off to dream of Siamese twins and Easter stew “a la Thumper”.
@Booty
“Pull up a chair Ship’s cat - I’m just having a few drinks while I wait for it to cook :)”
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You betcha! Pour me a saucer of beer while we swap recipes. I just hope the stringy critter doesn’t give me gas. I also hope the added Budweiser and mayonnaise can disguise the bitter taste of narcissistic self adulation.
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Ya - night Ships cat - don’t claw the *wabbit* too much :))
Booty
Apr 10th, 2007 at 6:07 am
Well, that’s a typical rabbit for you - gives up at the first obstacle, would be no good with coping with PMT or labour!
Tastes good with a nice stock though…..
Speaking of PMT - anyone know anybody I could hit to make me feel better? ;)
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Grin, yes it quit real fast, pah, can’t even take a joke. Some wench… ;) Mind if I join you two?
Booty, have some chocolat, always works for me. A good stew works too.
Ships cat, they do have some rabbit-flavoured catfood in stores. They never have mouse-flavours though. Do you like fish? My cats hate the stuff, won’t touch it.
Aw dang it, I missed Ships Cat again! You guys have fun while I’m sleeping - no fair! :)
@ Thumper - if you are around at the mo - you know I’d never participate in anything so barbaric as wabbit stew! (No offense to my fellow wenches, but I did promise Thumper…)
@ Booty - I have no suggestions! I usually get crazy and want to hit/hurt someone and get somewhat paranoid, then realize what’s happening and live with it till it goes away. Not much help there…biology can be cruel!
:) Hi Rowdy!
Right now I just want to go to bed with a huge slab of chocolate!
And you would think Thumper would be flattered we want to eat him ;)
@ Booty - Hi! :) Can’t stay long, lunch is calling! Poor Thumpie - he does get picked on! Sorry, not much to say at the moment. I’m too hungry to think apparently! Hope you feel better. I’m drooling thinking about some Cadbury’s at the moment! We FINALLY have that available in my part of the world! About damned time… :)
I think it’s fake
Or an 8-year old.
Neither should be taken seriously as far as religious rantings.
It must be real. There must be too much bible-reading and not enough spelling lessons at the home school.
All these Christians say we’re going to hell, when I was still Christian most of the sisters at our Catholic grade school said that hell was not real, there was just heaven and limbo or wherever the fuck you pay off your sins, because God “loves” all of us no matter how we sin, or some crap like that.
how can you print this blasphemous feaces. you are all satan worshipers who shall be cast down to the pits of hell when judgement day comes. Satan will have his wicked way with you when you are in his hands.
you have converted my son from the righteous path of god, before he found your website he was a good christian boy, he believed in intelligent design, which is clearly the true theory, and sinse seeing this website he has changed! He no longer believes, he thinks that that monkey loving darwin was right! YOU are sending people to hell by pulling them from the true path. YOU are sending my son to hell! I hope satan has somthing special waiting for you
@Pastor-mottram
“I hope satan has somthing special waiting for you”
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Pineapples apparently :)
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Yawn!
And oars if we’re lucky :)
Oooh Yummie, roasted pineapple!
@ Pastor-mottram
>> you have converted my son from the righteous path of god
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errr… Didn’t the big fella with the beard dish out free will to all of us or some such. So nothing to do with us here at CotFSM.
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BTW I prefer de-programmed than converted.
Also isn’t it God (with a big G)?
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RAmen one and all.
Pastor-mottram,
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You sound like some kid who thinks he is playing a clever joke. Your post has the flavor of an adolescent at play. So, no I don’t believe you are a pastor, and no, I don’t believe your story.
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Nice try.
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All that said, the pasta is getting cold. Pull up a chair and grab a fork.
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OEJ, Ship’s Navigator