Mr Henderson,
Why are you doing this? I stumbled on this sight last nite! What the FUCK! WHY????? You mite want to go to hell but why do you need to take psople with you?????
I hope you are beeing payed well!!
I and my friends think this is dangerus, do you no what you are doing? I pray you you do!!!!!!!
[note from Bobby- I think this one may be fake. What do you guys think?]
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@ Wench Nikkiee - Hiya! I’ve been in and out tonight trying to get my house back in order after being gone. Glad to see you!
@ Johnny - Actually FSM is a worldwide phenomenon at this point, so it doesn’t really exist in “that pathetic country of yours”. I too hope you feel his touch soon so you can learn to be less insulting.
@ Saucy Wench - Hiya to you too! We Pastafarians are certainly diverse! Well, nothing really fabulous to say is coming to mind, and my house is still a mess…back later! ;)
@ Wench Nikkiee - “thorny bleeding guy” ….. That was funny. God, I love the smell of fundies in the morning! (Reference to that movie… Apocalypse Now, was it?)
Johnny,
It’what Saucy said.
Us Americans are the minority here.
A quick poll would show more Brits then anybody.
It’s Ok though, Again as Saucy said, you suffer a severe case of HDD.
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And thats Ok too! If it weren’t for the likes of you, and those like you.
Who the heck would we make fun of?
@ PP - Hi to you too! Yay! More of us are showing up. Fun! And ya, I do like making fun of people who deserve it.
@ Peter - We could make fun of bad American Idol performers! Hairless cats? Dumb criminals? Fundies are the best though. I’m generally a nice person, but come on! If someone is clueless enough to believe the fundamentalist Christian drivel AND come to a site like this to damn us all to a fiery eternity, he or she needs to be ready to have a serious can of whoopass opened up!
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I feel like barking at my monitor. I guess Easter got me all worked up. I’ll have to meditate for a bit to get back to my Happy Place.
@ Rowdy Wench - Hello! Got sick of housework, huh? Me too. Although I did just throw a load of laundry in the washing machine. It’s much more fun to rant here. What the hell? I worked for 8 hours today, got the kids fed and where they needed to be, cooked dinner, washed the dishes, etc. Don’t I deserve to let loose a little? Go ahead, fundies, damn me to Hell. I dare you.
@ Saucy Wench - you have accomplished far more today than I have! I stand in awe of your stamina…you certainly do deserve to let loose! Go for it! I am coming and going from the housework…got more to do…sounds like the 5th load of laundry just finished!
Be careful making fun of hairless cats though - Ships Cat is half hairless and he’s quite sensitive about his appearance! :) I’ll join you in making fun of bad American Idol performers! How sad it is that people even want to see that…or that people are so desperate for attention that they set themselves up to be ridiculed…ah well it’s a strange country we live in!
Hi to you too Rowdy!
@ The ironing board Wench, don’t bark at the monitor too much!
You’ll get a sore throat, don’t ask me how I know.
@ Peter - That’s always a good piece of advice, to not bark at the monitor too much. Back to the Happy Place…..
Saucy
Woof…woof woof *wag wag wag wag*
Click my link… I introduce myself Woof…woof woof
Oops think that link bad ….grrr…woof woof
@ Sheba - Happy to meet you. Very funny.
SaucyWench
Woof woof….wag wag wag woof *sits and offers paw*…
Click……click
Hi Saucy :)
Don’t mind Sheba and Pansy…they seem to like you.
I originally brought them over from the link on my name to introduce them to coFSM…..now they seem to have taken to the place :))
Pansy keeps walking around growling something about a purple cat hiding around CoFSM somewhere… *shrug* Dogs…who knows!
G’day all!
Bit busy, but couldn’t resist leaving this for Thumper…….
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0406/easterbunnystew.html
Enjoy!
Mwahahahaha :) Oh my goodness. I think I’ll still prefer to just buy anything……
@Booty and Red
” http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0406/easterbunnystew.html ”
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!…these fundies are nasty evil…and they haven’t read Deuteronomy…wabbit is unclean just like rock badger, seagull and bat…truly their hypocrisy knows no bounds!!!…and…more over…I can’t imaging why good pirate wenches would seek to display such vulgarity on something so pure as the internet…
*wabbit kneels reverently, head bowed, ears back, paws clasped in prayer*
FSM forgive them for they know not what they post…
Helllooooooooo Thumper!
But we aren’t Xians - I am sure bunny tastes lovely with pasta….. :D
@Booty
Betrayed by my beloved wenches!!!…I renounce my “wenchdom” from this day forth…*wabbit raises defiant paw before collasping into foetal position*
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